Stuff that Annoys you in TF2: MS Paint Crocket Edition

[sponge7325]

Never play Mannpower on Pub. Ever.

It's so full of F2P idiocy that it is literally unplayable unless the entire server is just friends, in which case the gamemode becomes 'eh not bad'.

[Confuzzlement]

I can't do my last merasmission because it's on carnival of carnage which keeps crashing my game whenever it loads.

edit: Okay I guess changing textures from "low" to "medium" makes it work. Thanks google!

[vnc]

[QUOTE=Confuzzlement;49104117]I can't do my last merasmission because it's on carnival of carnage which keeps crashing my game whenever it loads.[/QUOTE]

try mat_picmip -1

[LurkMoar]

I thought the Halloween transmute was going to be open today with the extension. I also thought I had missions left over I'd have to do today. So I figured I'd transmute what I got for the last one forth my tenth bonus..

I go to check and I'm out of missions and transmuting is shut down. I guess I should've checked, but it was 6:30 AM and I was exhausted.

I'm kind of regretting that I sold all my skins on the market while Gun Mettle was going. Ah well, I got some decent stuff. It's a bit of a shame that I didn't get to go up to ten transmutes, though.

[Wriok]

I hate that you can't choose which spawn room you can spawn at (mainly on 2fort). Like, I see on the spectating camera that the intellgence stealer is about to be near one of the spawn rooms while getting away, but then by dumb luck I get placed on the balcony spawn room where it would take a lot longer to reach our intel.

[editline]13th November 2015[/editline]

[QUOTE=Wriok;49105573]I hate that you can't choose which spawn room you can spawn at (mainly on 2fort). Like, I see on the spectating camera that the intellgence stealer is about to be near one of the spawn rooms while getting away, but then by dumb luck I get placed on the balcony spawn room where it would take a lot longer to reach him.[/QUOTE]

[EmilyVasquez]

So i decided to try out the old MvM missions (Gear Grinder on Cataclysm) and my god, they really need to update these old missions. $400 on a starting mission? In my opinion that's way too little cash to get for a starting mission, don't you think? Though it could just be me.

[Ona]

[QUOTE=ShimTaco;49099686]Someone on my friends list begged me awhile ago (2+ years) for an upgrade to premium thing. Being the idiot I was at the time, I was like "ok" instead of saying no.

After I gave it to them, they're like "OMG UR THE BEST THANKS SO MUCH"
They unfriended me a week later
I added them back after another week because I didn't notice

Just now I noticed they're playing tf2, on an unusual trade server.
I look at their backpack, they're filthy fuckin rich.

I message them, like "Hey whatcha up to" and they're like "idk who u are but im spycrabbing off some shitty unusuals I don't want.." which I responded "Can I have any you don't want?" (My best item is a 5 dollar strange reclaimed reanimator) and they're like "Uh no? idek know you"

I reply, "I gave you the upgrade to premium gift, you don't know me??" and they replied "Lol" and blocked me.
(This story is paraphrased kinda, it's all the important stuff.)

I'm not even mad they didn't give me anything, I'm mad that it was clear they knew I gave them it and they're like "lol gotcha"

whatever, they're virtual items anyway.[/QUOTE]

The lesson here is: Never extend generosity to somebody who you can't actually punch in the face later on.

[TectonicImprov]

[QUOTE=EmilyVasquez;49105598]So i decided to try out the old MvM missions (Gear Grinder on Cataclysm) and my god, they really need to update these old missions. $400 on a starting mission? In my opinion that's way too little cash to get for a starting mission, don't you think? Though it could just be me.[/QUOTE]

Gear Grinder are the hard mode MvM missions, you're supposed to be a little short on cash. Also as long as you have a competent team it's not impossible to complete.

[EmilyVasquez]

[QUOTE=TectoImprov;49105938]Gear Grinder are the hard mode MvM missions, you're supposed to be a little short on cash. Also as long as you have a competent team it's not impossible to complete.[/QUOTE]

I guess that makes sense.

[Pvt. Tibbles]

[QUOTE=TectoImprov;49105938]Gear Grinder are the hard mode MvM missions, you're supposed to be a little short on cash. Also as long as you have a competent team it's not impossible to complete.[/QUOTE]

I completed like two sets of gear grinder before the swarm of instant kicking meta faggots flooded MvM. Before australiums, before the faggotry. Pepperidge Farm remembers.

[truckilles]

Valve is so damned confusing with these expiration/end dates. Transmuting is off now but I thought it was deactivated at midnight? It's not midnight here (sigh).

[Johnny Joe]

[QUOTE=Ona;49105893]Never extend generosity to somebody who you can't actually punch in the face later on.[/QUOTE]

I'm gonna print that and hang it on my wall.

[Hell-met]

[QUOTE=EmilyVasquez;49105598]So i decided to try out the old MvM missions (Gear Grinder on Cataclysm) and my god, they really need to update these old missions. $400 on a starting mission? In my opinion that's way too little cash to get for a starting mission, don't you think? Though it could just be me.[/QUOTE]

it is just you.

[AtomTrap]

Hate when I'm playing a good Engineer (usually on ctf) and then basically my entire team turns Engi after they noticed my defending. Now no one is actually playing offensively and then a uber destroys the whole nest an we lose the round. This probably happens to a lot of players.:v:

[Metaru]

[QUOTE=Anderan;49100329]Those resistances mean fuck all against more than one sentry, particularly if they're both positioned far enough from each other and can't destroy both of them before they kill you simply through sustained fire. The sheer amount of knockback alone will pretty much doom you.[/QUOTE]

in that particular scenario a regular uber would be useless as well. though the knockback will hold you in place, not push you around unless you jump.

vacc ubers, just like quickfix ubers, are better when used in regular firefights.

[Sweater]

[QUOTE=AtomTrap;49106835]Hate when I'm playing a good Engineer (usually on ctf) and then basically my entire team turns Engi after they noticed my defending. Now no one is actually playing offensively and then a uber destroys the whole nest an we lose the round. This probably happens to a lot of players.:v:[/QUOTE]

Applies to every class i tend to play on pubs sadly. I sort of like that some players actually look up at the best and wants to be like him, even better if somebody sees that a Medic is top scoring, the person that never plays that class will stare you and imitate whatever you do :v:

[Weyu]

[QUOTE=Pvt. Tibbles;49102794]It wasn't mentioned in the patch notes. I bet valve will pass it off as a 'bug' that 'needed fixing' the best part about the medigun.

It's not like the bug with the gunslinger that let you store critical melee strikes. It was an actual feature that was added when they gave it the gun mettle rebalance.

But try it now. Try switching weapons while ubering yourself with the vacc. You'll dump your resistance charges and be helpless against direct enemy fire.[/QUOTE]

Speaking of added features being removed. WHY DID THEY REMOVE DETONATING STICKIES WHILE TAUNTING. It was added in the sniper vs. spy update,you can check the patch notes and it'll show it.

[Annoyed Grunt]

Why is Mannpower the first gamemode on the list

what the fuck are you doing Valve

[Inferno564]

Servers that have fucking adverts that keep repeating and won't shut up
EVEN if you leave the server
Had to restart my game just to shut the damn things up. Never joining that stupid server again

[H.Grunt]

[QUOTE=weyu6572;49108136]Speaking of added features being removed. WHY DID THEY REMOVE DETONATING STICKIES WHILE TAUNTING. It was added in the sniper vs. spy update,you can check the patch notes and it'll show it.[/QUOTE]

Possibly so you can't use third person view to see approaching enemies around corners.

[Drury]

[QUOTE=Annoyed Grunt;49108210]Why is Mannpower the first gamemode on the list

what the fuck are you doing Valve[/QUOTE]

You'll love Mannpower or they'll make you love it.

[Sweater]

You're going to love 60 damage scattergun with precision power up from miles away or plague for no reason.

[_RIley]

So I was playing some pubs, right?
(This is basically how 95% of the stories on this thread start lol)

I'm the only medic on our team, i'm topping the leaderboard for my team, I had the most points on the server. We have a bunch of new players on our team, so we're going back and forth between Our second point (red, pictured [url=http://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/thumb/3/39/Cp_process_red_2.jpg/800px-Cp_process_red_2.jpg?t=20130711083404]Here[/url]) and the mid point. There's this really cocky pyro complaining i'm not healing him, so I head over towards him to heal him. I get shot by a flare, ignited, and my health is getting around half now. I'm yelling to him "Extinguish me dude! Extinguish me!!" and he's totally ignoring me while yelling "HEAL ME. HEAL MEEEE." (He's at like 80% of his health.) So after like 5-10 seconds of running around him asking to be extinguished, I decide to run off and grab a health kit. Right before I get to it I die, and he yells at me for a solid 4 minutes because I didn't heal him and he died. Within a 10 seconds after I died Blu rushes our point, caps, then (while I have a 20 second respawn) cap our last point.

The good part is our team witnessed it and we votekicked him for being such a douche.

[Jesp]

[QUOTE=Inferno564;49108429]Servers that have fucking adverts that keep repeating and won't shut up
EVEN if you leave the server
Had to restart my game just to shut the damn things up. Never joining that stupid server again[/QUOTE]
cl_disablehtmlmotd 1, since the vast majority of those seem to just be videos embedded into the motd that often play cranked up to absolutely impractical volume.

If the server then freezes you in spawn or puts a big "ENABLE HTML MOTDS TO PLAY :(" message on your screen then the only option is to leave and blacklist immediately.
Even if there are servers with non-intrusive ads you want to support I'd honestly prefer keeping html motds disabled and just donate a little bit to them in other ways if possible.

[Toxicooww]

Server that force you to teleport somewhere else if you enter that red area as a Blu.
(Even as Spy or Soldier)
[IMG]http://image.noelshack.com/fichiers/2015/46/1447435227-20150328-093937.jpg[/IMG]

And server that force you to switch team by killing you with a console command and not letting to join the other team back.
Server that force you to show an motd.
Server that still use the 12345 key to vote, Or server that tell you "don't press those button like an idiot" with the 6789 button to vote. (I still use the 123 button to switch weapon)

Edit: The server that kick you randomly because someone needed a slot to play.

Also, hearing a friend of mine that is so happy to have bought a premium account...
On a Nighteam server....

[TectonicImprov]

[QUOTE=TOXICOOW;49109114]Server that force you to teleport somewhere else if you enter that red area as a Blu.
(Even as Spy or Soldier)
[IMG]http://image.noelshack.com/fichiers/2015/46/1447435227-20150328-093937.jpg[/IMG]

And server that force you to switch team by killing you with a console command and not letting to join the other team back.
Server that force you to show an motd.
Server that still use the 12345 key to vote, Or server that tell you "don't press those button like an idiot" with the 6789 button to vote. (I still use the 123 button to switch weapon)

Edit: The server that kick you randomly because someone needed a slot to play.

Also, hearing a friend of mine that is so happy to have bought a premium account...
On a Nighteam server....[/QUOTE]

Nighteam isn't dead yet?

[Scizor]

[QUOTE=TectoImprov;49109309]Nighteam isn't dead yet?[/QUOTE]

Saigns.de is also fucking everywhere

[Inferno564]

[QUOTE=Scizor;49109475]Saigns.de is also fucking everywhere[/QUOTE]

I joined A Saigns 24/7 2fort server today.
Blue was mostly engis
Red was mostly engis
Blue had Sentries around the bridge area and the sewers so red can't steal the flag
Red had Sentries in their base so blue can't steal the flag
Whole server was full of F2ps
24/7 stalemate in other words

[Capt. Tin]

[QUOTE=TOXICOOW;49109114]Server that force you to teleport somewhere else if you enter that red area as a Blu.
(Even as Spy or Soldier)
[IMG]http://image.noelshack.com/fichiers/2015/46/1447435227-20150328-093937.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE]

If you have problems with a map then why the fuck would you run it on your server

[UpgradeTech]

Is it possible to make a change like that to a stock map without recompiling a new map and forcing people to redownload it?