Stuff that Annoys you in TF2: MS Paint Crocket Edition

[Inferno564]

When a Medic walks RIGHT past you as you are on 10 health and burning to death.

Then they just look at your dead body and laugh

[Hell-met]

[QUOTE=Inferno564;49127850]When a Medic walks RIGHT past you as you are on 10 health and burning to death.

Then they just look at your dead body and laugh[/QUOTE]

if they laugh then it's deliberate and it's not nearly as bad as complete obliviousness

[Weyu]

[QUOTE=Jarokwa;49127432]I feel like I'm the only one that actually likes Mannpower[/QUOTE]
To be honest I would like mannpower if they removed the powerups,using the grappling hook is so much fun.

[TectonicImprov]

[QUOTE=Hell-met;49132243]if they laugh then it's deliberate and it's not nearly as bad as complete obliviousness[/QUOTE]

You're right, it doesn't make them an ignorant Medic, it makes them a bad Medic.

[Stev]

[QUOTE=Jarokwa;49127432]I feel like I'm the only one that actually likes Mannpower[/QUOTE]

it's not bad, it's just not TF2 and has no real reason to exist.

it feels like a server mod, complete with "YOU HAVE THE PLAGUE!" UI text in place of anything shippable

[Oizen]

[QUOTE=Jarokwa;49127432]I feel like I'm the only one that actually likes Mannpower[/QUOTE]

My biggest issue with it completely fucked up the balancing of classes.

I mean right now tf2 isn't particularly that well balanced, but in mannpower, certain classes really shine over the others.

[Inferno564]

Someone say mannpower?
[t]http://i.imgur.com/tqDvCBI.png[/t]

A demoknight with the plague
He restores all health on kill
He touches you and makes you bleed for 10 seconds

[Sntr]

it's only fitting as demoknights are a plague

[Fuyukai]

Somebody stealing your health is bad enough.

If it's a rocket jumper soldier, though...

[sagahanson25]

My apologies if this post is too big, but I have been meaning to come out with this for a long time:

Ever since the Two Cities update, I have had problems with a bunch of loadouts unequipping when I load up TF2 each day. It happens to Loadout D on several of my classes and then I have to re-equip everything but then the unequipping repeats hours later when I load up TF2 again. Here is what currently happens with each of my classes' loadouts:

[B]Scout Loadout D[/B]:
-[U]Primary Weapon Slot[/U]: Baby Face's Blaster, but changes to default Scattergun.
-[U]Secondary Weapon Slot[/U]: Strange Flying Guillotine, but changes to Bonk! Atomic Punch.
-[U]Melee Slot[/U]: Boston Basher, but changes to default Bat.
-[U]Cosmetic Slot 1[/U]: The Head Hunter, but unequips.
-[U]Cosmetic Slot 2[/U]: The Claws and Infect, but unequips.
-[U]Cosmetic Slot 3[/U]: The Crazy Legs, but unequips.
-[U]Action Slot[/U]: The Kritz or Treat Canteen, but unequips.
-[U]Taunt Slot 3[/U]: Taunt: The Director's Vision, but unequips.

[B]Pyro Loadout D[/B]:
-[U]Primary Weapon Slot[/U]: The Rainblower, but changes to default Flamethrower.
-[U]Secondary Weapon Slot[/U]: The Panic Attack, but changes to default Shotgun.
-[U]Melee Slot[/U]: Strange Lollichop, but changes to default Fire Axe.
-[U]Cosmetic Slot 1[/U]: Bozo's Bouffant, but unequips.
-[U]Cosmetic Slot 2[/U]: PY-40 Incinibot, but unequips.
-[U]Cosmetic Slot 3[/U]: The Scorched Skirt, but changes to Rail Spikes.
-[U]Action Slot[/U]: Battery Canteens, but unequips.

[B]Demoman Loadout D[/B]:
-[U]Primary Weapon Slot[/U]: The Loch-N-Load, but changes to default Grenade Launcher.
-[U]Secondary Weapon Slot[/U]: Vintage Chargin' Targe, but changes to default Stickybomb Launcher.
-[U]Melee Slot[/U]: The Frying Pan, but changes to default Bottle.
-[U]Cosmetic Slot 1[/U]: Bounty Hat, but unequips.
-[U]Cosmetic Slot 2[/U]: Dangeresque, Too?, but unequips.
-[U]Cosmetic Slot 3[/U]: The Dead Little Buddy, but unequips.
-[U]Action Slot[/U]: Noise Maker - TF Birthday, but unequips.

[B]Engineer Loadout D[/B]:
-[U]Primary Weapon Slot[/U]: The Pomsom 6000, but changes to default Shotgun.
-[U]Melee Slot[/U]: The Gunslinger, but changes to default Wrench.
-[U]PDA Slot[/U]: My Own Renamed Construction PDA, but changes to default Construction PDA.
-[U]Cosmetic Slot 1[/U]: Master Mind, but unequips.
-[U]Cosmetic Slot 2[/U]: The Grease Monkey, but unequips.
-[U]Cosmetic Slot 3[/U]: Roboot, but unequips.
-[U]Action Slot[/U]: Spellbook Magazine, but unequips.

[B]Medic Loadout D[/B]:
-[U]Primary Weapon Slot[/U]: The Overdose, but changes to default Syringe Gun.
-[U]Melee Slot[/U]: Haunted Bat Outta Hell, but changes to the Amputator.
-[U]Cosmetic Slot 1[/U]: The Shaman's Skull, but unequips.
-[U]Cosmetic Slot 2[/U]: The Cryptic Keepsake, but unequips.
-[U]Cosmetic Slot 3[/U]: Voodoo-Cursed Medic Soul, but unequips.
-[U]Action Slot[/U]: Fancy Spellbook, but unequips.
-[U]Taunt Slot 3[/U]: Taunt: The Director's Vision, but unequips.

[B]Spy Loadout D[/B]:
-[U]Cosmetic Slot 3[/U]: The Business Casual, but unequips.
-[U]Action Slot[/U]: Noise Maker - TF Birthday, but unequips.

I honestly don't know why this happens or if I'm the only one or not. I have sent a bug report about this time and time again but nothing has been fixed. I actually JUST sent all of this exact text in a bug report again today. I want this nonsense to stop.

[Anderan]

[QUOTE=sagahanson25;49143240]:snip:[/QUOTE]

The items unequipping themselves was a well known bug, personally I haven't experience it in months though.

[Cti]

[QUOTE=Anderan;49143397]The items unequipping themselves was a well known bug, personally I haven't experience it in months though.[/QUOTE]

I've been experiencing it a lot lately, but it's mostly taunts for whatever reason

[BitingBread]

Why the hell do the shoulder cats still cost $30-50? I just want some damn cats without having to sell an organ..

[Oizen]

[QUOTE=BitingBread;49145870]Why the hell do the shoulder cats still cost $30-50? I just want some damn cats without having to sell an organ..[/QUOTE]

[url]https://wiki.teamfortress.com/wiki/Pocket_Purrer[/url]

[Pvt. Tibbles]

[QUOTE=BitingBread;49145870]Why the hell do the shoulder cats still cost $30-50? I just want some damn cats without having to sell an organ..[/QUOTE]

They're an elite-grade item.

[Untailygean]

Speaking of loadouts they really should separate cosmetics loadout and weapons loadout. The fact that they are bound is often an annoyance. Similarly I don't see why you would need TAUNT loadouts, there should just be one per class, it's already annoying enough when you have to equip an all-class taunt to each of your classes.

[Inferno564]

In MVM you can upgrade your short circuit to fire faster
But it only increases the Primary attack, not the secondary attack

Same for pyro, why isn't there a "Uses airblast faster!" upgrade?

[Sntr]

[QUOTE=Inferno564;49146888]In MVM you can upgrade your short circuit to fire faster
But it only increases the Primary attack, not the secondary attack

Same for pyro, why isn't there a "Uses airblast faster!" upgrade?[/QUOTE]

because then shit like this happens
[media]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EcSNT9kRAMw[/media]
this kills the computer

[EmilyVasquez]

I think it'd be good to either replace the Disposable Sentry upgrade/add a new upgrade that gives your sentry more ammo.

[Drury]

playing borneo offense, my team is all snipers and spies

their team is a stack of demomen soldiers medics with unusuals

mission ends in 60 seconds

cart is halfway towards the first cap

it's that time again

cheese beggar's with gunboats

nuke everyone, and I mean everyone

push the cart towards the cap alone

cap

Kick Drury? (accused of cheating)
YES [23]
NO [1]

:suicide:

[Hell-met]

[QUOTE=Inferno564;49146888]In MVM you can upgrade your short circuit to fire faster
But it only increases the Primary attack, not the secondary attack

Same for pyro, why isn't there a "Uses airblast faster!" upgrade?[/QUOTE]

well technically, there already is a fast airblast in the game (its on the agility powerup) so it could be easily feasible

but there are some other issues as in

a. it's already damn fast enough

b. push force makes up for it

shortcircuit is just a bugged overlook. could be fixed i suppose

[QUOTE=Drury;49152276]playing borneo offense, my team is all snipers and spies

their team is a stack of demomen soldiers medics with unusuals

mission ends in 60 seconds

cart is halfway towards the first cap

it's that time again

cheese beggar's with gunboats

nuke everyone, and I mean everyone

push the cart towards the cap alone

cap

Kick Drury? (accused of cheating)
YES [23]
NO [1]

:suicide:[/QUOTE]

are you kidding? that's just the very best outcome to your streak. you should be happy about it

[EmilyVasquez]

Everytime i play TF2 (This is probably just me) and i join another map/server it keeps closing for me and it's been doing this to me for months. How i get this to stop?

[sponge7325]

[QUOTE=EmilyVasquez;49153318]Everytime i play TF2 (This is probably just me) and i join another map/server it keeps closing for me and it's been doing this to me for months. How i get this to stop?[/QUOTE]

This happens to be a lot as well, half the time I try and join a server and the game will just crash, no error message or nothing. I'm THINKING that it might have something to do with the fact that I have a few files in my files that don't do anything and the game might be getting a bit bogged down trying to figure out what to do with those, but if you don't have any mods or anything, then yeah, it's probably not that. It doesn't happen as much on less populated servers, and it's not like the game crashes when a lot of people EVENTUALLY join, I'm rather confused about the whole thing.

[EmilyVasquez]

Well i mean i have a bunch of mods, mostly fixes and some of them being for weapon replacements but i think that either i should delete/re-install TF2. I really hope there is a way to fix this. It's really annoying.

[Fuyukai]

Are you alt-tabbing whilst it loads?

[EmilyVasquez]

[QUOTE=TheEyes;49154299]Are you alt-tabbing whilst it loads?[/QUOTE]

Well, a lot of the time while a map/server loads i just alt tab to the internet to check out videos and stuff and then when it finally loads it just poof. Crashes itself.

[Fuyukai]

[QUOTE=EmilyVasquez;49154307]Well, a lot of the time while a map/server loads i just alt tab to the internet to check out videos and stuff and then when it finally loads it just poof. Crashes itself.[/QUOTE]

Don't alt-tab. This crashes it.

[EmilyVasquez]

[QUOTE=TheEyes;49154424]Don't alt-tab. This crashes it.[/QUOTE]

Really? If so, i'll try it out and see how well it does when i don't alt-tab.

[Melted Bu11et]

[QUOTE=TheEyes;49154424]Don't alt-tab. This crashes it.[/QUOTE]
I'm able to alt-tab while loading, and I think others are too.

[Fuyukai]

[QUOTE=Melted Bu11et;49154596]I'm able to alt-tab while loading, and I think others are too.[/QUOTE]

It only happens sometimes for me - and I know the alt-tab is the cause.