Stuff that Annoys you in TF2: MS Paint Crocket Edition
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I play only Medic because I suck at shooting but there are times I wish I had just chosen Scout and ran head first into sentries.
1) People who will go to ridiculous measures to get you to heal them. I once encountered a Heavy who wanted me to heal him. Ugh, fair enough. In about 7 seconds I realise he's god awful and I could do a better job at clearing a point than he was doing. I heal him as he leaves spawn and go to heal someone who was competent. Suddenly, I hear the fucking loudest scream and I'm there thinking someone is getting attacked on my street. Turns out the Heavy didn't approve of me choosing to heal someone else.
Muted him, carried on. He quickly realised screaming his lungs out wasn't doing anything so he switched to Scout, ran to the enemy team, shot them to get their attention before leading most the team straight to me.
2) "Medic heal me, I'm burning!"
Darn, that burning soldier is quite a while away. OH! I have the crusader's crossbow. Let me j-
Stop jumping around so I can heal you.
Please stop jumping.
Anddddd he's dead.
What I despise in TF2?
[URL="http://i.imgur.com/YHppnKc.jpg"]THIS[/URL]
And this just happened after a friendly game of Egypt just now.
Honestly want to uninstall TF2...
Yeah I also hate it when two players have an obnoxious argument.
[QUOTE=poptart TF2;49172767]Scorch shot still having less splash radius and overall damage than the rocket launcher :i[/QUOTE]
it's like what, 3/4 of the rocket radius? it's gigantic considering the free 60 dmg from afterburn at ranges where 8/9 classes do pathetic dmg
As someone who uses the detonator with the Phlog it's easy as fuck to get a full charge without getting anywhere near the enemy team.
I can't bring myself to use the Phlog without the Manmelter. I know as soon as I switch to another secondary there will be a burning teammate and I'll be "that" Pyro.
Screw them. You don't have time to extinguish fires. You're busy crit flaming everyone and winning the game.
[QUOTE=Hypoxide;49173133]I play only Medic because I suck at shooting but there are times I wish I had just chosen Scout and ran head first into sentries.
1) People who will go to ridiculous measures to get you to heal them. I once encountered a Heavy who wanted me to heal him. Ugh, fair enough. In about 7 seconds I realise he's god awful and I could do a better job at clearing a point than he was doing. I heal him as he leaves spawn and go to heal someone who was competent. Suddenly, I hear the fucking loudest scream and I'm there thinking someone is getting attacked on my street. Turns out the Heavy didn't approve of me choosing to heal someone else.
Muted him, carried on. He quickly realised screaming his lungs out wasn't doing anything so he switched to Scout, ran to the enemy team, shot them to get their attention before leading most the team straight to me.
2) "Medic heal me, I'm burning!"
Darn, that burning soldier is quite a while away. OH! I have the crusader's crossbow. Let me j-
Stop jumping around so I can heal you.
Please stop jumping.
Anddddd he's dead.[/QUOTE]
It's annoying that people think that if they die, it's the medic's fault for not healing them, not their fault for running away or making it difficult for the medic to heal them.
[QUOTE=_Kyle_1;49177723]It's annoying that people think that if they die, it's the medic's fault for not healing them, not their fault for running away or making it difficult for the medic to heal them.[/QUOTE]
Or they are the type that spam "Medic!" and keep running away from the medic.
Or know they have a crusader's crossbow and keep moving around making it harder for the medic to land a hit.
[QUOTE=Exhale;49177345]Screw them. You don't have time to extinguish fires. You're busy crit flaming everyone and winning the game.[/QUOTE]
pubs are a cold and unforgiving environment where teammates can't be trusted
Bullets that can somehow hit you around corners.
Taking fall damage at 5 health after falling 4 feet.
[QUOTE=Dragadur;49180414]Bullets that can somehow hit you around corners.[/QUOTE]
People always give the hit reg shit but I don't think they understand how much it's actually doing behind the scenes. It's either this slightly unreliable hit reg, or:
Trusting the client completely. You'll always land shots which your game thinks connected, and it'll be all fun and games, until a hacker shoots you while you're in your spawn room from across the map. A hacker could just keep telling the server they hit whatever player they want, meaning that they'll be able to pretty much mow down everyone on the entire map, no matter the LoS.
and
Not having any sort of client side prediction. This means that every single action you do on your game will have to be verified by the server then sent back to your client with the new view angles etc. Every input will have noticeable delay, and landing shots will be a nightmare.
So you tell me, these two options or the current system?
[QUOTE=Dragadur;49180414]Taking fall damage at 5 health after falling 4 feet.[/QUOTE]
Fall damage is the destroyer of dreams, especially when it takes a second to apply. "Oh I guess I surv... fuck, never mind."
I can't believe some of the people who play this game, like holy shit
I was playing mge scout v scout a few days ago minding my own business, won against a person by like 4 points or something and the dude asks some random question relating to how you be polite after a match and i said "you usually say gg after a match whether you win or lose"
there ends that day
two days later or something like that, unbeknownst to me i was fighting the same guy, except this time i lost by 4 points. i forgot to say gg afterwards and he proceeded to talk a bunch of shit and made it is personal mission to put me down for no reason other then the fact that i didn't say "gg" after he beat me. I say some equally nasty shit back to him to try and shut him up which was in my opinion justified since he was acting like a sperg. later when i was 1v1ing someone else he came back to the server with a modified version of my name with an insult in it and proceeded to talk shit to me when i was 1v1ing others, just because i didnt say gg to him. at this point i was a bit pissed off at the sheer lack of his social experience that i asked him wtf he was doing that, and he said his reasoning was because i didn't stick to my word or some stupid vendetta shit like that
like wtf man i have no beef with anyone, im just trying to play mge. at this point, everyone is an asshole until proven not an asshole
The Fact bonk scouts can plant the bomb while under the effects of bonk in MVM.
Sounds like that guy has some mental issues.
[QUOTE=Dragadur;49184319]Sounds like that guy has some mental issues.[/QUOTE]
I wouldn't go that far, I've run into a lot of assholes in my time in TF2 and at least three-quarters of the time if I ever try to interact with them again they're usually pretty apologetic, actually, and say something like they just had a bad day or had a few too many drinks the night before or something, very rarely do I run into someone who is just an asshole just to because they think it's cool or something. Though if you run into him again and he's still as toxic as before, feel free to give him as much of a verbal lashing as you like, he pretty much would deserve it at that point.
[QUOTE=sourcegamer101;49183167]I can't believe some of the people who play this game, like holy shit
I was playing mge scout v scout a few days ago minding my own business, won against a person by like 4 points or something and the dude asks some random question relating to how you be polite after a match and i said "you usually say gg after a match whether you win or lose"
there ends that day
two days later or something like that, unbeknownst to me i was fighting the same guy, except this time i lost by 4 points. i forgot to say gg afterwards and he proceeded to talk a bunch of shit and made it is personal mission to put me down for no reason other then the fact that i didn't say "gg" after he beat me. I say some equally nasty shit back to him to try and shut him up which was in my opinion justified since he was acting like a sperg. later when i was 1v1ing someone else he came back to the server with a modified version of my name with an insult in it and proceeded to talk shit to me when i was 1v1ing others, just because i didnt say gg to him. at this point i was a bit pissed off at the sheer lack of his social experience that i asked him wtf he was doing that, and he said his reasoning was because i didn't stick to my word or some stupid vendetta shit like that
like wtf man i have no beef with anyone, im just trying to play mge. at this point, everyone is an asshole until proven not an asshole[/QUOTE]
That dude has no life. I pity the fool
[QUOTE=sponge7325;49184344]I wouldn't go that far, I've run into a lot of assholes in my time in TF2 and at least three-quarters of the time if I ever try to interact with them again they're usually pretty apologetic, actually, and say something like they just had a bad day or had a few too many drinks the night before or something, very rarely do I run into someone who is just an asshole just to because they think it's cool or something. Though if you run into him again and he's still as toxic as before, feel free to give him as much of a verbal lashing as you like, he pretty much would deserve it at that point.[/QUOTE]
Most toxic players I tend to run into are 12 and play roblox and just found out they can be a little shit on the internet and get away with it.
Or are 16+ and find giving others a hard time hilarious, usually these people are 4chan users and never seem to understand the concept behind caps lock.
What annoys me are people pubstomping, like me on the screenshot below.
[t]http://images.akamai.steamusercontent.com/ugc/391047814762751490/825B91A4CE33703A8572786D7D13A32DC53861E6/[/t]
[B]Unstoppable fucking juggernauts.[/B]
Also Mannpower's unbalanced gameplay, but that's biased, sometimes I really love it :3
[QUOTE=sponge7325;49184344]I wouldn't go that far, I've run into a lot of assholes in my time in TF2 and at least three-quarters of the time if I ever try to interact with them again they're usually pretty apologetic, actually, and say something like they just had a bad day or had a few too many drinks the night before or something, very rarely do I run into someone who is just an asshole just to because they think it's cool or something. Though if you run into him again and he's still as toxic as before, feel free to give him as much of a verbal lashing as you like, he pretty much would deserve it at that point.[/QUOTE]
Ive recieved so much hate towards me when playing this game ive become numb to it
This is the first time bullshit like this has happened to me though, and its probably not going to be the last. You just get better at dealing with the hate over time. This is the reason why ill never try to be vindictive or an asshole who is good, even as a joke. I just want to be good, thats it.
I had a medic pocket me and eventually some guy starts accusing me and the guy of being friends stacking a team, despite the fact that I had never seen the medic before in my life. I mean, come on people, my profile is public so it's not like it's impossible to see if I'm actually friends with someone. How dare two random strangers work together to actually win a match.
[QUOTE=X marks it;49173251]What I despise in TF2?
[URL="http://i.imgur.com/YHppnKc.jpg"]THIS[/URL]
And this just happened after a friendly game of Egypt just now.
Honestly want to uninstall TF2...[/QUOTE]
'pond scum'
Not really something that annoys me in game per se, but I'll just vent here.
I try not to pubstomp or be a typical pubstomper, I have a cosmetics loadout and ks weapons, but don't have all australiums or use chatbinds or taunt after every kill etc. etc. etc.
But sometimes its just hard not to, I mean I usually play on higher skill servers, but sometimes when I just pop into a Valve server even if I'm just messing around I often suddenly find myself doing really good and then I feel like a dick.
I don't know where I'm going with this except that I'm sorry for any unintentional trouble I've caused.
remember when australiums were a legit reward and not an obnoxious sign of complete evil?
A bunch of teammates were on fire and so i extinguished them as pyro but there was this last one burning with 4 health remaining and was a bit far from the others, i tried to extinguish him but because i was like 2 or 3 feet away, the airblast didn't work.
In the end he got angry and accused me of watching him suffer despite seeing me running into him and airblasting and refused any excuses.
Oh wait, i know why he died, because he didn't bother to run into me and decided to give up :v:
Pai, don't feel bad. If you're not a dickwatt soldier with a pocket like depicted on one of the paint images (rl named "eat da poo-poo" lmao) then it's alright. Pubstomping is when (imo) you join a Valve or any other lowskill server not just to play but specifically destroy everyone and brag about it (which I did above). No need to feel bad for being better than others lol
I really miss the old caber.
[t]http://puu.sh/lzVsl/376bd9971c.png[/t]
Virtually nobody taunts with their disguise kit.
[QUOTE=Anderan;49193713][t]http://puu.sh/lzVsl/376bd9971c.png[/t]
Virtually nobody taunts with their disguise kit.[/QUOTE]
That's why it's an achievement.
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