The First Annual Facepunch Suxxy Awards

[sheetcrab]

[video=youtube;qYqHkIG_tgw]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qYqHkIG_tgw[/video]

I nominate this for Replays.

[The Kins]

[QUOTE=Pvt. Martin;46088402]I imagine we should have a spoof of TF2 Dramas in the form of this.[/QUOTE]I was thinking of doing a parody that goes through all the generic motions of OH NO FEMSCOUT IS DEAD AND I HAVE THE WITCHER 2 HAIR I CAN'T GO ON etc. etc. until she respawns 20 seconds later to laugh at him and call him fat and shit... but that would require research, and whiskey is kinda expensive these days.

Also, here's [url=http://i.imgur.com/YGxiVSs.jpg
]a slightly nicer version[/url] of the image linked in the OP. Nothing major, I just finished the color shifting. on the envelopes and background.

[Mort Stroodle]

[QUOTE=Kierany9;46088070]This did not need to be 5 minutes long...

[video=youtube;cSeVdAilm6U]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cSeVdAilm6U[/video]

Also, huge thanks for Ellistron for the tags.[/QUOTE]

They used the XCOM shotgun, then thought that because they creditted the person who ported it over to source, it was okay to use in a Saxxy video. Wow.

[editline]27th September 2014[/editline]

also obligatory

[video=youtube;d5dBHk8-Dfc]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d5dBHk8-Dfc[/video]

[VintageCat]

[QUOTE=Kierany9;46087887]
[sp]donate name and desc tags plz im 2 poor[/sp][/QUOTE]
Shouldn't probably take a screenshot with 6 keys then

[Minelayer]

[QUOTE=Mort Stroodle;46089088]

also obligatory

[video=youtube;d5dBHk8-Dfc]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d5dBHk8-Dfc[/video][/QUOTE]

I liked this.

[Kierany9]

This one is actually quite good other than the fact that it's an "X class kills everybody else" video, but you have a serious issue with your video if it makes more sense at half speed.

[video=youtube;oZvNtrxtiEE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oZvNtrxtiEE[/video]

[Judas]

[QUOTE=Kierany9;46089235]This one is actually quite good other than the fact that it's an "X class kills everybody else" video, but you have a serious issue with your video if it makes more sense at half speed.

[video=youtube;oZvNtrxtiEE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oZvNtrxtiEE[/video][/QUOTE]

also nominated for sick-ass OC

[Balblair]

[QUOTE=Kierany9;46089235]This one is actually quite good other than the fact that it's an "X class kills everybody else" video, but you have a serious issue with your video if it makes more sense at half speed.
[/QUOTE]

What the fuck is up with the bloom and lighting though

[yourbreakfsat]

[QUOTE=Grandzeit;46089409]What the fuck is up with the bloom and lighting though[/QUOTE]

It makes things more dramatic :v:

[Laffle]

[QUOTE=Doom64hunter;46088180]I nominate this one for "Sick ass OC"

[video=youtube;FJ86IewG2eQ]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FJ86IewG2eQ[/video][/QUOTE]

I can see this getting a memory maker.

[Mio Akiyama]

[QUOTE=Doom64hunter;46088180]I nominate this one for "Sick ass OC"

[video=youtube;FJ86IewG2eQ]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FJ86IewG2eQ[/video][/QUOTE]

What exactly is wrong with this one?

[Fence]

[QUOTE=Mio Akiyama;46090397]What exactly is wrong with this one?[/QUOTE]

"X kills everyone by themselves"

But maybe he doesn't know who Serious Sam is. Poor soul.

[Pvt. Martin]

[QUOTE=The Kins;46089013]I was thinking of doing a parody that goes through all the generic motions of OH NO FEMSCOUT IS DEAD AND I HAVE THE WITCHER 2 HAIR I CAN'T GO ON etc. etc. until she respawns 20 seconds later to laugh at him and call him fat and shit... but that would require research, and whiskey is kinda expensive these days.

Also, here's [url=http://i.imgur.com/YGxiVSs.jpg
]a slightly nicer version[/url] of the image linked in the OP. Nothing major, I just finished the color shifting. on the envelopes and background.[/QUOTE]

I think it needs work on timing. More like the vid I posted.

"Oh woe is Femscout, may thine soul resteth in piece~."

"Um, I'm right here."

"OH NOBLE NIGHT RAVEN! DOTH I HEAR THE VOICES ON THE WIND? THE VOICE OF MY DEAREST FEMSCOUT?~"

"Scout stop acting like that~"

" ' TIS MADNESS ISN'T IT?! I'M GOING MAD OVER THE LOSS? Better to be mad then, than wallow in my own........self pity.~"

Something along those lines.

[Qwerty Bastard]

[QUOTE=Kierany9;46089235]This one is actually quite good other than the fact that it's an "X class kills everybody else" video, but you have a serious issue with your video if it makes more sense at half speed.

[video=youtube;oZvNtrxtiEE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oZvNtrxtiEE[/video][/QUOTE]

Pretty much everything about it other than the voice acting and the fact that it's 1.5x too fast is actually pretty fucking well done. Even the lighting after the first few seconds, it gave it a nice "romanticized action movie" tone.

[Punchy]

[QUOTE=Kierany9;46089235]This one is actually quite good other than the fact that it's an "X class kills everybody else" video, but you have a serious issue with your video if it makes more sense at half speed.

[video=youtube;oZvNtrxtiEE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oZvNtrxtiEE[/video][/QUOTE]

What i don't understand about this is how usually you want the audience to like your main character. but i just really dislike this one. His voice is silly, he shows no redeemable traits and the entirety of the video is basicially "p2p player shits on f2p valve pub". I see no reason to route for him, all i see is him killing people without breaking a sweat and the video only made me hope something came back to put him in my place. So a pyro shows up, it's pretty easy to assume the pyro is going to put up a good fight but inevitably lose. this video itself holds no value if it's just an opening to another more substantial but inevitably hollow sequel

I like the guy who made it for previous work but he doesn't have my vote on this one

[Doom64hunter]

[QUOTE=Fancy Godgineer;46090566]"X kills everyone by themselves"

But maybe he doesn't know who Serious Sam is. Poor soul.[/QUOTE]

I do know. But Serious Sam in TF2 seems more like awkward fanfic to me.

(It was also a test to see what your opinion on that one is)

[stormcrowx]

[video=youtube;T5iqw2BYx_Q]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T5iqw2BYx_Q[/video]

for some reason it doesn't feel right posting this in this thread but.

[vnc]

I don't really understand that video.

You can't join a team when it has too many players... is that a bad thing?

[Pvt. Martin]

You wanna know what's worse than Scout and Femscout drama SFMs?

[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YYqMFdsj1GE[/media]

Drama's with Long hair sniper doing the Black ops revolver over the arm with knife thing.

Also another drama with Suicide.

[Omniary]

[QUOTE=Pvt. Martin;46103202]Drama's with Long hair sniper doing the Black ops revolver over the arm with knife thing.[/QUOTE]
even worse when it has slender music

[BluesLS]

[QUOTE=Pvt. Martin;46103202]Long hair sniper doing the Black ops revolver over the arm with knife thing[/QUOTE]
At least he remembers the basics of CQC

[gary spivey]

Somebody should make a video where Scout hangs himself while jacking off - auto-erotic asphyxiation

Way truer to character

[NO LOAFING!]

[video=youtube;lJ4Zu6Xfhso]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lJ4Zu6Xfhso[/video]
[URL="http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=318191861"]http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=318191861[/URL]

that windows movie maker effect at the end just seals it

[stormcrowx]

[video=youtube;FZb5mDeQYxw]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FZb5mDeQYxw#t=12[/video]
why do people submit things like this.

[video=youtube;nkwNjWWHikc]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nkwNjWWHikc[/video]
at least he's upfront about it ;p

ps. the level of badness is escalating. im not even goin to bother posting them anymore. 2damn many.

[NO LOAFING!]

[QUOTE=stormcrowx;46105919][video=youtube;FZb5mDeQYxw]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FZb5mDeQYxw#t=12[/video]
why do people submit things like this.[/QUOTE]

I really like the idea behind this one, though, trying to make it look like actual first-person gameplay of a TF2 campaign mode. If it was actually well-made, instead of, well, like this, I'd vote for it without a second thought.

[The Comedian]

[QUOTE=ElderLolz;46105251][video=youtube;zjndr96yIW4]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zjndr96yIW4[/video][/QUOTE]

Ok really? All right man listen! I know this video is related to the Once Upon 2Fort video that he made a while back because he wanted to transmit to the world on how people should deal with loss and depression and how he managed to survive that horrible experience.

But dragging this way longer than you should IS NOT THE WAY TO GO. I'm all in favor about freedom of speech be it on art form or any other form whatsoever.

But this video man... I can only say it wouldn't really help me if I was suffering depression I mean just look at the final message it's so eerie and soul-sucking.

[Kierany9]

Right now we have 15 entries. Not as many as I was hoping for, but definitely not too bad. Nominees will be selected in 24 hours! Keep those submissions coming.

[FlyingScotsman]

[QUOTE=stormcrowx;46105919][video=youtube;FZb5mDeQYxw]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FZb5mDeQYxw#t=12[/video]
why do people submit things like this.[/QUOTE]

For some odd reason, this reminds me of Half Life 1.

Clunky animations and early 2000s sounding voice acting to name a couple of reasons.

[UserNotFound]

[QUOTE=ElderLolz;46105251][video=youtube;zjndr96yIW4]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zjndr96yIW4[/video]
What
I get that scout is once again a serious character who's suicidal but...
What.[/QUOTE]

Yeah, I liked this video (and the series), and it kind of parallels what I deal with on a daily basis (depression-wise), but this episode was just...wat.

[yourbreakfsat]

[QUOTE=ElderLolz;46105251][video=youtube;zjndr96yIW4]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zjndr96yIW4[/video]
What
I get that scout is once again a serious character who's suicidal but...
What.[/QUOTE]

He uploaded another entry that continues the series

[video=youtube;64FfQmpxBQY]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=64FfQmpxBQY[/video]

I honestly wouldn't find it bad if it wasn't TF2.

[sp]Apparently Scout has PSTD according to the description[/sp]