The First Annual Facepunch Suxxy Awards - Games

[QUOTE=YourBreakfsat;46110533]He uploaded another entry that continues the series [video=youtube;64FfQmpxBQY]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=64FfQmpxBQY[/video] I honestly wouldn't find it bad if it wasn't TF2. [sp]Apparently Scout has PSTD according to the description[/sp][/QUOTE] It's supposed to be a sequel to once upon a time in 2fort or whatever about the pyro who kills his whole team and he manages to kill last second and yeah the videos arent terrible but the author is really asshatted about his artistic credibility and about how intellegent his subscribers are compared to other channels, stuff like that

[QUOTE=Punchy;46111060]It's supposed to be a sequel to once upon a time in 2fort or whatever about the pyro who kills his whole team and he manages to kill last second and yeah the videos arent terrible but the author is really asshatted about his artistic credibility and about how intellegent his subscribers are compared to other channels, stuff like that[/QUOTE] 1. aren't 2. intelligent :eng101: Also, that Ultimote fellow who did that silly Sky Fortress video left an ass-hatted comment on the Behind the Mask Part 2 video basically calling it shit. This of course pissed a lot of people off because honestly, that's just dumb. Don't shit talk your competition openly unless you want to ensure you don't get anything. I'm sure Sky Fortress has received a lot of "No" votes because of that, but the comment he left has since been deleted.

[QUOTE=UserNotFound;46111890]1. aren't 2. intelligent :eng101: Also, that Ultimote fellow who did that silly Sky Fortress video left an ass-hatted comment on the Behind the Mask Part 2 video basically calling it shit. This of course pissed a lot of people off because honestly, that's just dumb. Don't shit talk your competition openly unless you want to ensure you don't get anything. I'm sure Sky Fortress has received a lot of "No" votes because of that, but the comment he left has since been deleted.[/QUOTE] My bad on intelligent, but it's a tad silly to correct aren't. [sp]it's pretty rude in any context to point out spelling if that's the only part of my post you're responding to.[/sp]

[B][I]The first round of nominees are here![/I][/B] As a reminder, Funny Pictures are for videos that are try to be funny and fail miserably, or are funny to a degree but not saxxy-worthy. Funny Pictures nominees: Aperture Engineering: [QUOTE][video=youtube;xyI0yQXaYGA]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xyI0yQXaYGA[/video][/QUOTE] Half Life 3 Review: [QUOTE][video=youtube;BnbQKxgKQxE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BnbQKxgKQxE[/video][/QUOTE] Sandvich: [QUOTE][video=youtube;KiYUhEbQHRI]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KiYUhEbQHRI[/video][/QUOTE] Friendzone [QUOTE][video=youtube;C_s9e-I96LU]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C_s9e-I96LU[/video][/QUOTE] [IMG]http://www.facepunch.com/fp/ratings/funny2.png[/IMG] Rate [B]Funny [/B]for Aperture Engineering [IMG]http://www.facepunch.com/fp/ratings/winner.png[/IMG] Rate [B]Winner [/B]for Half-Life 3 Review [IMG]http://www.facepunch.com/fp/ratings/zing.png[/IMG] Rate [B]Zing [/B]for Sandvich [IMG]http://www.facepunch.com/fp/ratings/information.png[/IMG] Rate [B]Informative [/B]for Friendzone

-Posting with permission of Kierany9- Because of the lack of sick-ass OC's and the similarity between some videos of these categories, this category will be merged with Femscout Dies. As a reminder, Sick-ass OC's are bad action videos and the clichéd "X class kills everybody by himself" videos. Also as a reminder, Femscout Dies are bad drama videos. Side effects may include excess bloom, slow motion or Scout trying to kill himself. And of course, Femscout dying. Sick-ass OC's and Femscout Dies nominees: Offblest: [QUOTE][video=youtube;oZvNtrxtiEE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oZvNtrxtiEE[/video][/QUOTE] Sister I loved to my death: [QUOTE][video=youtube;C4YUGxJOs1k]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C4YUGxJOs1k[/video][/QUOTE] Just In Time [QUOTE][video=youtube;cSeVdAilm6U]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cSeVdAilm6U[/video][/QUOTE] Behind the Mask: [QUOTE][video=youtube;zjndr96yIW4]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zjndr96yIW4[/video][/QUOTE] [IMG]http://www.facepunch.com/fp/ratings/funny2.png[/IMG] Rate [B]Funny [/B]for Offblest [IMG]http://www.facepunch.com/fp/ratings/winner.png[/IMG] Rate [B]Winner [/B]for Sister I loved to my Death [IMG]http://www.facepunch.com/fp/ratings/zing.png[/IMG] Rate [B]Zing [/B]for Just In Time [IMG]http://www.facepunch.com/fp/ratings/information.png[/IMG] Rate [B]Informative [/B]for Behind the Mask

As a reminder, Replays are videos that are terrible on a technical level. Replays nominees: The Sniperspy: [QUOTE][video=youtube;MwHMnbJOWRQ]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MwHMnbJOWRQ[/video][/QUOTE] GMod VS SFM: [QUOTE][video=youtube;_lsQNSKkYTo]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_lsQNSKkYTo[/video][/QUOTE] Symphony of Division: [QUOTE][video=youtube;W_R2jNfHn7I]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W_R2jNfHn7I[/video][/QUOTE] Turrets: Friend or Foe: [QUOTE][video=youtube;lJ4Zu6Xfhso]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lJ4Zu6Xfhso[/video][/QUOTE] [IMG]http://www.facepunch.com/fp/ratings/funny2.png[/IMG] Rate [B]Funny [/B]for The Sniperspy [IMG]http://www.facepunch.com/fp/ratings/winner.png[/IMG] Rate [B]Winner [/B]for GMod VS SFM [IMG]http://www.facepunch.com/fp/ratings/zing.png[/IMG] Rate [B]Zing [/B]for Symphony of Division [IMG]http://www.facepunch.com/fp/ratings/information.png[/IMG] Rate [B]Informative [/B]for Turrets: Friend or Foe

Hard to choose in the Funny Pictures category - 2 nominees are deliberately bad and/or satiric (one of them tries too hard), and the currently leading nominee is too short to even constitute a 'serious' try imo. Not enough seconds of badness :)

Oh I nominated Friendzone for replays :( I guess it fits in either category though.

It's funny how unanimous Sick-Ass OCs/Femscout Dies is right now.

Well, two videos in that category are actually pretty respectable entries, their nomination was kinda harsh imo simply due to falling into the supposed cliches. Surely there were far worse? What about the one where Bonk Boy Scout saves his Femscout GF from an evil gang? Of the remaining two actually bad ones, one of them 'wins' by a landslide in all apects of being crap.

[QUOTE=Stric_Matic;46117175]Well, two videos in that category are actually pretty respectable entries, their nomination was kinda harsh imo simply due to falling into the supposed cliches. Surely there were far worse? What about the one where Bonk Boy Scout saves his Femscout GF from an evil gang? Of the remaining two actually bad ones, one of them 'wins' by a landslide in all apects of being crap.[/QUOTE] Suxxy entries are only allowed from this year's actual Saxxy entrants, because the category of "bad SFM" is just too broad.

[QUOTE=Stric_Matic;46117175]Well, two videos in that category are actually pretty respectable entries, their nomination was kinda harsh imo simply due to falling into the supposed cliches. Surely there were far worse? What about the one where Bonk Boy Scout saves his Femscout GF from an evil gang? Of the remaining two actually bad ones, one of them 'wins' by a landslide in all apects of being crap.[/QUOTE] Bonk Boy was unfortunately not properly submitted to the Saxxies. A shame, it was one of the best of the worst. I was hoping for a higher ammount of entries, and with just 15, pretty much every category was suffering just to meet the quota of 3 candidates. I guess it's my fault for hosting it so late compared to the saxxies, but hey. At least we have enough entries for the vote, and there's always next year.

[QUOTE=Nitromonkey;46085361]Does it count if it's intentionally bad? [video=youtube;DAAEGiyHFwI]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DAAEGiyHFwI[/video][/QUOTE] [QUOTE=RocketRacer;46087750]It should be in Saxxy instead[/QUOTE] Well...it actually got nominated for best short. I was wrong. [SP]Horribly, horribly wrong.[/SP] :suicide:

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[QUOTE=ElderLolz;46105251][video=youtube;zjndr96yIW4]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zjndr96yIW4[/video] What I get that scout is once again a serious character who's suicidal but... What.[/QUOTE] idk this seemed like the only "scout is suicidal" video that actually did it remotely tastefully and it's better than at least two of the videos up for the actual drama Saxxies.

What happened to best crappy action?

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The Suxxies are over! Congratulations to the winners(losers). The winners are... [B]Funny Pictures:[/B] Sandvich [B]Sick-ass OC's + Femscout Dies:[/B] Sister that I loved to my Death [B]Replays:[/B] The Sniperspy [B]Honorable mentions:[/B] [URL="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2mujqSLhJ-4"]Bonk Boy: Origins[/URL] - Worst non-saxxy entry [URL="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oZvNtrxtiEE"]Offblest[/URL] - Worst good video. Also made more sense at half speed Prizes will be delivered soon, with reactions of course.

Could someone explain me why I keep getting this when I'm trying to vote? [IMG]http://puu.sh/bVyfP/9dadf48a46.png[/IMG] I have 179(?) games on my account :v:

[QUOTE=Timezbrick;46124520]Could someone explain me why I keep getting this when I'm trying to vote? -img- I have 179(?) games on my account :v:[/QUOTE] Voting is over.

[QUOTE=Vag1n33r;46124555]Voting is over.[/QUOTE] oh damn, I'm missing everything since school started again :v: Thanks for the info

[QUOTE=Kierany9;46124324] [B]Honorable mentions:[/B] [URL="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GJVUx6iCLeY"]Bonk Boy: Origins[/URL] - Worst non-saxxy entry[/QUOTE] This link takes me to a completely different video... This is the one, it's quite a treat, although the kid is apparently 14 and realizes it's not all that great. Might make a decent SFM maker one day. Or not. [video=youtube;2mujqSLhJ-4]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2mujqSLhJ-4[/video]

[QUOTE=Stric_Matic;46125427]This link takes me to a completely different video... This is the one, it's quite a treat, although the kid is apparently 14 and realizes it's not all that great. Might make a decent SFM maker one day. Or not. [/QUOTE] Well he's starting early, so that's pretty good.

I think Valve thought they were the ones doing the Suxxy awards, given their choice for the short

TTMR here. Thanks for the Honourable Mention for Worst Good Video! Thank you all so much for recognizing my shitty voice acting/lighting/plot and awarding it accordingly. Kinda disappointed there wasn't many entries in the "Sick-Ass OC's" section, cause I probably would have won the section outright. But oh well, someone somehow made a shittier video than I did. Still, thanks for the recognition, and I promise not to fuck up THIS bad next time!

that is already a step foward. just be sure to not make it so damn fast people doesnt get to see you doing it though.

[QUOTE=ThatMoronTTMR;46127861]TTMR here. Thanks for the Honourable Mention for Worst Good Video! Thank you all so much for recognizing my shitty voice acting/lighting/plot and awarding it accordingly. Kinda disappointed there wasn't many entries in the "Sick-Ass OC's" section, cause I probably would have won the section outright. But oh well, someone somehow made a shittier video than I did. Still, thanks for the recognition, and I promise not to fuck up THIS bad next time![/QUOTE] I think you're actually being too hard on yourself. Technically, it was actually a good video. It was maybe just a little bit fast, and the voice acting could have been more professional- the concept wasn't hugely original, but honestly if you make a really good video, people won't mind too much. Or, if you want to stick with the fast-paced action, try and pace it out a bit and I think you could actually make a very nice-looking 'comic book'-style fight scene or action short.

I have yet to deliver the other two Suxxies, but for now, here's a quick "interview" with our winner who made "Sister I loved to my death". [video=youtube;1M_YbGpg7H4]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1M_YbGpg7H4[/video] [URL="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e_9zthrggRI"]The other video mentioned[/URL] [QUOTE=Jamsponge;46142041] It was [B]maybe just a little bit fast[/B][/QUOTE] Understatement of the year folks.

[QUOTE=Kierany9;46142591]I have yet to deliver the other two Suxxies, but for now, here's a quick "interview" with our winner who made "Sister I loved to my death". [video=youtube;1M_YbGpg7H4]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1M_YbGpg7H4[/video] Understatement of the year folks.[/QUOTE] i mean i know the suxxy is literally to insult their work but you could have been a bit nicer about awarding him

Got in contact with the second winner. Rejected. [QUOTE]22:48 - Kierany9: Well you do get a prize 22:49 - Kierany9: The Suxxy 23:41 - The Unforgiven Samitch is now Online. 23:58 - The Unforgiven Samitch: no im quite alright 23:59 - Kierany9: No srs, it's yours sábado, 04 de octubre de 2014 0:03 - The Unforgiven Samitch: no im alright if its the worst then it doesnt deserve anything 0:04 - Kierany9: Welp, that's three spare suxxies I have in storage 0:05 - The Unforgiven Samitch: you have a good day thanks for your humble offer 0:05 - Kierany9: You too[/QUOTE] I think he might've been a bit upset at that.