Funniest quotes from the "Fresh Meat" v4: We Meat Again
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You don't want the answer to that.
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My greatest fear is somehow ending up posted on this thread due to all the shitty typos I make in game
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I could believe his first language is English
Typing in multiplayer gammes usauly gets hetcric
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this person was babbling into the mic all game, this is the only thing he said that i could even slightly understand.
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I sure love double towns machine attacks!
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Machine attacks part II : Return of the Episode
It's been a year later and yet people are still finding out what happens when you type rekt on my servers
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[QUOTE=Wolfyhound;51288169]It's been a year later and yet people are still finding out what happens when you type rekt on my servers
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Do you also have a method to deal with people who spam the "funny" and "original" lenny face?
[QUOTE=MattTheSpy;51288557]Do you also have a method to deal with people who spam the "funny" and "original" lenny face?[/QUOTE]
permaban
[QUOTE=MattTheSpy;51288557]Do you also have a method to deal with people who spam the "funny" and "original" lenny face?[/QUOTE]
They get gagged for 3 days on first offence, perma on the 2nd. I would say around 1,500+ people have been gagged in the past or present for doing so.
Always feels good to do well on a map, then get one more people telling you to fuck off lol...
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BTW, that pipe I'm on is way to favorable to cowmangler / conc soldiers... Height advantage, spies can't get to it, tucked away enough that if your team is up front they're going to keep you safe, and I can cover the three main ways into the mid section... Conc will keep you alive while cowmangler gives you inf. ammo.
Bosses also ignore you because your in a spot they can't get too.
Being told sniper is worthless in MvM Wave 666, asking constantly how we're going to deal with the tanks and that first wave of crits giant soldiers and medics...
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We lost, but I still top scored on sniper with damage and had the second highest damage on the tanks, beaten by the Phlog pyro... All I did was upgrade melee speed and meleed the tank the entire time to get that, probably used Kritz canteens since sniper fully upgrades pretty quickly. Not even remotely hard to really pull off numbers like this either. I feel Wave 666 really caters to snipers outside of super high damage on tanks with how large sight lines are in that map.
Hell, we had spawn camping giant crit soldiers too and I was killing them one by one as well by fully charging, opening the door, head shooting then falling back...
We lost though, tank got too close to the bomb sight and the phlog pyro never considered riding the tanks to avoid the spies during the spy spam section of the wave. Even though I was doing it the entire time...
Bit of backstory to this one, My and a friend were playing on a server and there was this guy trying to market garden people/ jump around, but he kept missing and was getting upset in the chat, well until..
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First real post on facepunch so I just have a simple one to test
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Tinale : so this maddness is over?
Tinale : or has it just begun
Tinale : EVERYBODY
Tinale : the skeletons are gone!
Tinale : i talked to the black ole
Tinale : thats what i warned you about
Tinale : but there are no more skeletons
Tinale : but what now?
Tinale : we worship the black ole now
Tinale : for a keeper of peace
Tinale : not anymore
Tinale : i am the pastor
Tinale : meet me at the rocket noodle in the safesone
Tinale : *safezone
Tinale : sit in a chair please
Tinale : we will be discussing the black ole a creature in which i had the pleasure of a convorsation
Tinale : far and wide i have searched
Tinale : and we live in harmony safe from the skeletons
SLEND WEESTWOOD (GEWP) : tinale what is the black'ole, cuz i think i saw him during the skelly plauge
Tinale : yes...
SLEND WEESTWOOD (GEWP) : he killed me
Tinale : he was the floating ord of electron particles
Tinale : *orb
SLENDIANA JONES (GEWP) : tinale i want to learn more about the black'ole
Tinale : follow me to the monastary
[i]For some context, I have a script (via ent_create/ent_fire fuckery) that allows me to turn into a black hole. My friends were spawning skeletons, so I decided to fly around in spec as a black hole and eat the skeletons. Apparently the kids started to worship the black hole for some reason, I don't know. :v:[/i]
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