Funniest quotes from the "Fresh Meat" v4: We Meat Again
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[QUOTE=MattTheSpy;51545259]
Apparently the kids started to worship the black hole for some reason, I don't know.[/QUOTE]
you may of just started a new religion
i had a kid on a server i just played on call the l'etranger the "lingerie"
[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/eW6Ovpc.png[/IMG]
we sat through the entire bee movie bind.
[QUOTE=Meowmere;51629522][IMG]http://i.imgur.com/eW6Ovpc.png[/IMG]
we sat through the entire bee movie bind.[/QUOTE]
the entire bee movie but it's a bind in team fortress 2
[I]guaranteed 400,000+ views[/I]
[QUOTE=Meowmere;51629522][IMG]http://i.imgur.com/eW6Ovpc.png[/IMG]
we sat through the entire bee movie bind.[/QUOTE]
Sorry if I sound dumb but were all the keys binds or was it just one key that enters the whole Bee Movie script?
[sp]haven't played tf2 in a long time[/sp]
not really fresh meat but a lot of Stalins out there recently
[t]http://i.imgur.com/NiLzHSW.png[/t]
Got a laugh out of this guy in the last match I was in...
[t]http://images.akamai.steamusercontent.com/ugc/89344691195681923/39E304437B85BC8C6A1F6CC4F24498CFABB6A66C/[/t]
That's after I killed in 4 times in one life as spy, 3 of which were right outside of his spawn room.
[QUOTE=Kitt Stargaze;51692382]Got a laugh out of this guy in the last match I was in...
[t]http://images.akamai.steamusercontent.com/ugc/89344691195681923/39E304437B85BC8C6A1F6CC4F24498CFABB6A66C/[/t]
That's after I killed in 4 times in one life as spy, 3 of which were right outside of his spawn room.[/QUOTE]
shit id get triggered if that happened to me
Some context: This kid was on my server a few days ago and threatened to "hack" our emails if we didn't stop killing him, he later RQ'd. He rejoined today and...this happened.
[i][b]Matt[/i][/b] : oh look, he went gout again
*DEAD* [i][b]Braixen[/i][/b] : fuckwere
[i][b]Braixen[/i][/b] : gor is retard player
[i][b]Grognor's Big Day Off[/i][/b] : torracat is the best fire starter
[i][b]ghetti[/i][/b] : Shutup, idiot. You failed to kill me as a scout when I was a battle medic with stock weapons.
[i][b]Braixen[/i][/b] : he going get hack soon or latter
[i][b]Matt[/i][/b] : the gout is upset his bonk atomic crutch isn't working
[i][b]Matt[/i][/b] : >get hack
[i][b]Matt[/i][/b] : what
[i][b]ghetti[/i][/b] : Are you going to make more autismal email address threats?
[i][b]Grognor's Big Day Off[/i][/b] : dude walk into my fire more
[i][b]Grognor's Big Day Off[/i][/b] : it will work the 30th time
[i][b]Braixen[/i][/b] : he dumb ass
[i][b]Braixen[/i][/b] : well from russia i know what i am doing
[i][b]Matt[/i][/b] : Uh no, it says you're from Spokane
[i][b]ghetti[/i][/b] : Sounds like knowledge is a pretty third-world concept.
[i][b]Braixen[/i][/b] : nope
[i][b]Matt[/i][/b] : IP Address: :snip:
[i][b]Matt[/i][/b] : City: Spokane
[i][b]Matt[/i][/b] : Region: Washington
[i][b]Braixen[/i][/b] : that becuse i hack google
[i][b]Matt[/i][/b] : LMAO, holy shit
[i][b]ghetti[/i][/b] : Are you actually autistic or something?
[i][b]Braixen[/i][/b] : make look like i am from usa
[i][b]Matt[/i][/b] : this isn't from google you shit, this is from my server logs
[i][b]ghetti[/i][/b] : Proxy = pro matrix hacker
[i][b]Braixen[/i][/b] : WE HATE usa
[i][b]Grognor's Big Day Off[/i][/b] : russians confirmed for shit taste in fire starters
[i][b]ghetti[/i][/b] : Nice bullshit and empty threats.
[i][b]Braixen[/i][/b] : shity contry in world
[i][b]ghetti[/i][/b] : What are you going to do? Chromosome me to death?
[i][b]Braixen[/i][/b] : russia better
[i][b]Grognor's Big Day Off[/i][/b] : watch out he's from russia
[i][b]Grognor's Big Day Off[/i][/b] : he probably has more chromosomes than you do
[b][We kill him a few times, he suddenly goes quiet and sits in spawn for about 5 minutes][/b]
[i][b]Braixen[/i][/b] : hmm Moscow City is better
[i][b]Matt[/i][/b] : it took you 5+ minutes to type that?!
[i][b]ghetti[/i][/b] : The symptoms may vary greatly.
*DEAD* [i][b]Braixen[/i][/b] : i am tell you USA is shity
[i][b]Braixen[/i][/b] : tell you we hack your contry
[i][b]Matt[/i][/b] : pfff, ok
[i][b]Braixen[/i][/b] : we did
[i][b]Braixen[/i][/b] : win you guys voting
[i][b]ghetti[/i][/b] : I didn't vote.
[i][b]Braixen[/i][/b] : for dum fuck trump
[i][b]ghetti[/i][/b] : Both of the candidates are geriatric idiots.
[i][b]Braixen[/i][/b] : we can start nukclaer war
[i][b]Grognor's Big Day Off[/i][/b] : dude let
[i][b]Braixen[/i][/b] : i am live under sovit contry
[i][b]Grognor's Big Day Off[/i][/b] : 's start a nuclear war over getting killed in a videogame
[i][b]ghetti[/i][/b] : I'm going to type like an idiot and claim to be russian.
[i][b]Braixen[/i][/b] : we can hack USA Canada japan anyone we want hack
[i][b]Matt[/i][/b] : lmao, sure
[i][b]ghetti[/i][/b] : are you done yet
[i][b]Braixen[/i][/b] : one my friend hack USA power plant
[i][b]ghetti[/i][/b] : yeah i read about that in a report that never happened
[i][b]Braixen[/i][/b] : he got 5 of ready
[i][b]ghetti[/i][/b] : That's a lot of readies.
[i][b]Matt[/i][/b] : well good luck hacking me, I'm behind 7 GNU/Linux proxies nerd
[i][b]Braixen[/i][/b] : me well i am hacking whait house
[i][b]ghetti[/i][/b] : okay have fun
[i][b]Matt[/i][/b] : PPPFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
[i][b]Braixen[/i][/b] : ok time tf2
[i][b]Braixen[/i][/b] : going in 3 2 1
[i][b]Matt[/i][/b] : ok
[i][b]Braixen[/i][/b] : vire lond it
[i][b]Matt[/i][/b] : nothing is happening
[i][b]Matt[/i][/b] : you've failed
[i][b]Braixen[/i][/b] : i am hacking sors of tf2
[i][b]Matt[/i][/b] : am hacking sors engien, blive me i am
[i][b]Braixen[/i][/b] : o
[i][b]Braixen[/i][/b] : 50
*DEAD* [i][b]Braixen[/i][/b] : 80
[i][b]Braixen[/i][/b] : 90
[i][b]Braixen[/i][/b] : 100
Shore : 2
[i][b]Braixen[/i][/b] : i am in
[i][b]Braixen[/i][/b] : l
[i][b]Braixen[/i][/b] : your guys are toi slow
*DEAD* [i][b]Braixen[/i][/b] : of hacking
[i][b]Matt[/i][/b] : ok
[i][b]Braixen[/i][/b] : so
Shore : 4?
[i][b]Braixen[/i][/b] : lets what cant i stell
[i][b]Braixen[/i][/b] : o
[i][b]Braixen[/i][/b] : hay big day i am hacking you two
[i][b]Grognor's Big Day Off[/i][/b] : ok good
*DEAD* [i][b]Braixen[/i][/b] : i have 4 laptops
[i][b]ghetti[/i][/b] : I have 5.
[i][b]Grognor's Big Day Off[/i][/b] : cool
[i][b]Grognor's Big Day Off[/i][/b] : torracat is still the best fire starter
[i][b]ghetti[/i][/b] : I have more russiamatrixinternetexplorerhackerz than you.
[i][b]Braixen[/i][/b] : so
[i][b]Matt[/i][/b] : I'm going to hack your game so hard guys! just watch!
[i][b]Braixen[/i][/b] : ok let me see i do more damch
[i][b]Braixen[/i][/b] : well puting vires on tf2
[i][b]ghetti[/i][/b] : ok
[i][b]Braixen[/i][/b] : i know
[i][b]Matt[/i][/b] : oh really? how come I never heard of it?
[i][b]Braixen[/i][/b] : i am keeping cods saved
[i][b]Braixen[/i][/b] : oh my friend call he got power plant lock on his pc
[i][b]Grognor's Big Day Off[/i][/b] : ok
[i][b]ghetti[/i][/b] : okay have fun growing flowers on your computers
[i][b]Matt[/i][/b] : haha! thats-a goin' online!
[i][b]Braixen[/i][/b] : well no one can get in to it
[i][b]ghetti[/i][/b] : so it's kind of like god
[i][b]Braixen[/i][/b]: ok your get hack
[i][b]ghetti[/i][/b] : ok
[i][b]Braixen[/i][/b]: one my friend got green light
[i][b]Braixen[/i][/b] : ok tf2 going off
[i][b]ghetti[/i][/b] : ok bye
[i][b]Grognor's Big Day Off[/i][/b] : ok
[i][b]Braixen[/i][/b] : power plants going off
[i][b]Braixen[/i][/b] : well we on steam voice chating
[i][b]Matt[/i][/b] : ok
*DEAD* [i][b]Braixen[/i][/b] : so i am hend
*DEAD* [i][b]Braixen[/i][/b] : told them hack everything in USA
[i][b]ghetti[/i][/b] : ok
[i][b]Matt[/i][/b] : LOL
[i][b]Grognor's Big Day Off[/i][/b] : uh oh!
[b][He leaves after getting killed one last time][/b]
[i][b]Braixen[/i][/b] : so need me i am going let USA crash
[i][b]Braixen[/i][/b] left the game (Disconnect by user.)
[i][b]Grognor's Big Day Off[/i][/b] : ok
[i][b]Matt[/i][/b] : He's dead, Jim.
[t]http://images.akamai.steamusercontent.com/ugc/81464207532853768/449357C9075B174D1922B8A6232EB47AA9A6B89D/[/t]
Guess the guy wanted the win, they were close to getting the second point when I got asked to swap and accepted. I ended up crushing the remainder of the players till they all eventually quit. I guess this is what I get for trying to be nice. =C
Funny, it kept asking me if I wanted to swap even when there were only two players left. Decided not to at that point.
i'm very proud of this
[t]http://i.imgur.com/lVYRAvL.png[/t]
And another one.
[img]http://images.akamai.steamusercontent.com/ugc/172665724248729460/15956713D1AC16E472EC6C06CE970F3495EABF3D/[/img]
[T]http://i.imgur.com/8IDCyZD.jpg[/T]
[QUOTE=MattTheSpy;51692497]
[i][b]Grognor's Big Day Off[/i][/b] : torracat is the best fire starter[/QUOTE]
That's an odd way to misspell charizard.
[t]http://imgur.com/Jw0mJjJ.png[/t]
When we were complaining about how a kid was too young to play the game and discussing the game's rating.
[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/LPxR66V.png[/IMG]
[IMG]http://image.prntscr.com/image/a822e346cd2d44d689bba20d023cd545.png[/IMG]
on today's episode of Everything is hacks...
[QUOTE=SirYuzu;52129256][IMG]http://image.prntscr.com/image/a822e346cd2d44d689bba20d023cd545.png[/IMG]
on today's episode of Everything is hacks...[/QUOTE]
Reminds me of someone I encountered a year ago. (Can't remember if I posted this here before)
He was a Pyro who kept getting angry because I repeatedly baited him into my sticky traps.
[t]https://i.imgur.com/HRGcd4y.png[/t]
Encountered two very special (I think they were role-playing) people on my server
[t]http://imgur.com/jBfOiAB.png[/t]
[t]http://imgur.com/q9L2toP.png[/t]
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