You are the Sharpshooter... [Interactive GMod Story]
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>Tell pyro to spycheck the cow
>hump wall in spare time
[QUOTE=The Ultimate;28861188]>check time[/QUOTE]
>Notice your watch is drawn on
>Head into the resupply.
>Try to figure out who is watching
[QUOTE=Hatley;28862228]>(Sweet) Pyro:Appear and fall down those stairs.
>(Hella) Sniper:Remind Pyro that you warned him about stairs.[/QUOTE]
Suddenly Sonny appears from where you came from, you call him that cause he's quite an arsonist.
You see he trips on the stairs coming down to meet you.
He mumbles something under his mask, you can make out words like "Happening" and "Bro"
[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/ckfx2.jpg[/IMG]
You remember about this webcomic you saw, whatever a webcomic is.
You try to make the same face but doing it exactly would probably break your head, so you do a crap one hoping its ok. You shout "I warned ya about those stairs mate! I warned ya!". I don't think he's happy under that suit.
[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/0LbxN.jpg[/IMG]
[QUOTE=inertmudkip;28862232]> Open console -> god; noclip
[editline]28th March 2011[/editline]
Also forgot, use sv_cheats 1 first.[/QUOTE]
Console? God? sv_cheats 1? Do you have a head that has sane ideas? It's as if you think this is all a game to you!
[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/0vhyh.jpg[/IMG]
[QUOTE=Malvodion;28862291]>Tell pyro to spycheck the cow[/QUOTE]
What cow? and I don't think Sonny is actually moving.
[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/UQi6f.jpg[/IMG]
[QUOTE=The Ultimate;28862382]>hump wall in spare time[/QUOTE]
NO.
[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/mPtav.jpg[/IMG]
[QUOTE=A B.A. Survivor;28862624]>Notice your watch is drawn on[/QUOTE]
You did try to draw your watch before, but like you said its made of such cheap australian material it was worn off. So you keep it blank, just so you have an excuse to not tell the wrong time.
[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/NwS5B.jpg[/IMG]
(Ill do the recently added ones and such tomorrow when I get back from school)
>check on tied up RED Demoman in intel room
>Quick! Try to remove Sonny's Mask!
>Help the poor Pyro up.
>Get. FLASK.
> Spycheck Sonny.
> Drink from the bottle.
> Ask Sonny to lend you his shotgun.
> Raise graphics
>Notice a Spy flying on a heavy with a Scout's face.
>Sharp:find GAS TANK and attach it to SNIPER RIFLE for FLAMING BULLETS!
>Check to see if anyone's outside.
> Get Sharpy
> Find Engi
> Sonny: Go take a nap
collect kukri from resupply, replace bottle with kukri.
>Walk to Intel room in order to find Engi.
>Ask Engi to give you [B]Glasses[/B], combine your Bottlerate and the fire extinguisher to make [B]Bane of Pyros[/B], modify your [B]Sub-Machine Gun[/B] and [B]Bayonet Rifle[/B] to make a [B]Semi-Automatic Bayonet Rifle.[/B]
