Because my avatar looked like a penis, I was kicked for 4 hours from a server.
I got kicked for airblasting a friend of mine who was engy up onto our spawn, who then proceeded to camp with a sentrygun. I tried flaring him off to no avail, but the admin kicked me before I could try soldier.
He, on the other hand, was given temporary admin 3 days later.
I was kicked because of dumb admins, who probably go their parents to pay for admin.
I was idling all night long, got 7 drops and were banned for "hacking".
:geno:
"Hat poser"
Damn this server.
[QUOTE=DaAngryWeasel;22672681]Because my avatar looked like a penis, I was kicked for 4 hours from a server.[/QUOTE]
I got kicked from a bed because my penis looked like an avatar.
Kinky.
Just got kicked from eGo for airblasting an uber'd medic away from his heavy.
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It was hella funny though.
I got banned for hacking when i killed a spy that was out of cloak and used C&D (barely visible).
Unfortunately he was an admin and called hacks, permbanned me too. I told him right, but he didn't listen.
Open letter to the head asshole at No-Heroes:
:biggrin: You know what Savage? You and your bunch always spout about how No-Heroes is different from all the other servers in that you're all "fair" and "just" and you don't want players to be douchebags... Go fuck yourself you hypocritical cocksucker! You and most of the admins here act just like the admins on EVERY OTHER GAME SERVER out there! You're just another small, petty, impotent, limp-dick fucker whose real life is sad and pathetic and the only solace you can take away from your miserable existance is that you're an "important" freak here in your little virtual life!
So once again you cocksucker, go fuck yourself.
FlowerPunk AKA Bitch are you fo real!?!?
I discovered a glitch on a custom map and because I refused to tell the admin how to do it he banned me for exploiting, even though I didn't use it after he begged.
I didn't want to tell anyone because exploiting is not fun.
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[QUOTE=PredatorKing;22724390]Kinky.[/QUOTE]
Prinny Squad. Dood.
For using wallhack, when I've got four headshots in a row with the Huntsman on first day of the Sniper vs Spy update.
Telling a furry he was a sick disgusting bastard. Yep, that gets you banned.
Kicked from Ego for asking if they had seen the server with 256 players with a player list that just had an anti-Ego message.
It seems like a worse response to kick me for asking than to just say "yeah, please don't talk about it".
[QUOTE=FlowerPunk;22730961]Open letter to the head asshole at No-Heroes:
:biggrin: You know what Savage? You and your bunch always spout about how No-Heroes is different from all the other servers in that you're all "fair" and "just" and you don't want players to be douchebags... Go fuck yourself you hypocritical cocksucker! You and most of the admins here act just like the admins on EVERY OTHER GAME SERVER out there! You're just another small, petty, impotent, limp-dick fucker whose real life is sad and pathetic and the only solace you can take away from your miserable existance is that you're an "important" freak here in your little virtual life!
So once again you cocksucker, go fuck yourself.
FlowerPunk AKA Bitch are you fo real!?!?[/QUOTE]
This guy means business!
I got banned for exiting spawn once,I came back again and got permad for not being a demoman with the same loadout as them,includeing pimp hat.wich I don't have.
[QUOTE=MacD11;22740069]I got banned for exiting spawn once,I came back again and got permad for not being a demoman with the same loadout as them,includeing pimp hat.wich I don't have.[/QUOTE]
So much fake stories like this.
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I was on a random server and playing as a spy, while wearing my Fancy Fedora my teammate admin who sounded Indian and I'm guessing he was 8. He started bitching that he has no hats and he played TF2 since 2004(It wasn't released that year dumbass) then he was asking if he could trade my hat for his "super glitched never ending bonk" and then again, YOU CAN'T FUCKING TRADE YET. I told him you can't trade and he pauses and says "I was joking stupid" he keeps whining telling me to stop and let him look at my hat while I try to play.
Banned for being a faggot.
Headshotting a cloaked spy in front of the guy I WAS going to hit...
Parents these days, they'll buy their fucking little kids anything...
I got banned for "Hacking" when I sticky jumped across the 2fort battlements, landed on the high barrier on the enemy teams battlements, then camping the entrance from above.
"Reason: go 2 hell"
[QUOTE=Diealready;22741203]I got banned for "Hacking" when I sticky jumped across the 2fort battlements, landed on the high barrier on the enemy teams battlements, then camping the entrance from above.
"Reason: go 2 hell"[/QUOTE]
How do you know you're banned for hacking if the reason is "go 2 hell'?
Kicked:for finding a hat
Banned:For killing on an achievement server
[QUOTE=Kite_shugo;15669848]I got kicked for "m+w1 pyro"
But I was playing as a spy...[/QUOTE]
what's m+w1 or w+1 i've seen that alot and didn't bother to wiki it because it's a horrible horrible horrible long equation
[QUOTE=iLander;22772487]what's m+w1 or w+1 i've seen that alot and didn't bother to wiki it because it's a horrible horrible horrible long equation[/QUOTE]
It's actually "W+M1" which means runs forward (W) and Fire the flamethrower instantly (M1 = Mouse 1 = Fire Button). It's really damn noobish. As soon as you get too close to those Pyros, you're fucked. I hate those Pyro Noobs.
Also: I got kicked for wallhacking. I killed someone with the Minigun around the corner.
[sp]In case you didn't notice, the Miniguns shoot around corners.[/sp]
[QUOTE=Lolmann29;15688560]only reason ive been kicked for was because i was AFK.
and i never been banned :)[/QUOTE]
you're banned here.
This actually happened yesterday:
I saw that the admin got the Sam and Max items, like I do.
I said: "Hey, cool! You have them too?" Then I talk to him about how much I love the series and have all of the episodes, and that it is a really fun(ny) game.
He told me he only got the new season for the exclusive items. I told him that he was a retard.
Got banned.
Banned for my Admin buddy alt-tabbed and kept getting killed by me as a sniper and he banned me and couldn't reverse it.
Well, my bro got kicked reason? "Removal of ten year olds" HES NOT EVEN 10
another guy in the server got kicked reason "stop being an attention whore"
haha
got kicked from a server on orange x3map for abuse and I was about to move my level 3 sentry from spawn to tower. Not my fault the fucking scout decided to be a fucking idiot and went into spawn to be killed. Joined again, asked why, and admin said "spawnkill" Does he not know what spawnkill means? Seriously, the scout is far from spawn. built my sentry to level 3 again, and out of the 3 engineers, admin bans me as abusive. Seriously, this time, no one was in the base atm and yet admin named Jamaica bans me.
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