Stupid reasons you were kicked/banned from tf2

[Floreum]

I got kicked by an admin for being afk in an idle server.

[Spudgun]

I once got votebanned from a Golden Machine Gun server for stickybombin a sandvich picnic. In the deathmatch area. The place where you fight people. No regrets.

[WizardKing]

I said hello.

[Bazkip]

[QUOTE=WizardKing;36458887]I said hello.[/QUOTE]

They said goodbye

[Tako_Vengador]

cuz i sang the song that says : "nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga , cuz im a mutherfaking nigga!"

[Malvodion]

[QUOTE=Tako_Vengador;36460689]cuz i sang the song that says : "nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga , cuz im a mutherfaking nigga!"[/QUOTE]

That's not a stupid reason to be banned. That's just stupid.

[fudge blood]

I was making friends with this one guy and we were starting making fun of each other, out of good humor.

so I was like [B]"lol ur a faget"[/B] so teasingly, then I was kicked a moment later. :'I

[Sxyro win]

I was just playing and I was just killing some people and the adimin said from the mic (He was a kid and his mic was crashing like Ycshdseaaaaaaaaaah you imbesdfde) then he said FAK IU BEAC WHI DOU IU KIL AFK WHEN I TRI TO KILL EM U BASTAR NOW U GET BAND NOB "I know cause he wrote it before saying it from mic" then what i read "YOU GOT BAN NOB HOW U SE IT NOW U DUMB FAGET JAKAJKAKAJKAKAJHAHAHKAHJAHKAK FAIL FAJ XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD"

[Mitchell]

Got banned for saying to player called jack671 shut up kid. He's 9 years old and he got admin bloody horror *Thunders in background*

[Krandel]

[QUOTE=Sxyro win;36485035]I was just playing and I was just killing some people and the adimin said from the mic (He was a kid and his mic was crashing like Ycshdseaaaaaaaaaah you imbesdfde) then he said FAK IU BEAC WHI DOU IU KIL AFK WHEN I TRI TO KILL EM U BASTAR NOW U GET BAND NOB "I know cause he wrote it before saying it from mic" then what i read "YOU GOT BAN NOB HOW U SE IT NOW U DUMB FAGET JAKAJKAKAJKAKAJHAHAHKAHJAHKAK FAIL FAJ XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD"[/QUOTE]

...What?

[SPARLOCK]

[QUOTE=Sxyro win;36485035]I was just playing and I was just killing some people and the adimin said from the mic (He was a kid and his mic was crashing like Ycshdseaaaaaaaaaah you imbesdfde) then he said FAK IU BEAC WHI DOU IU KIL AFK WHEN I TRI TO KILL EM U BASTAR NOW U GET BAND NOB "I know cause he wrote it before saying it from mic" then what i read "YOU GOT BAN NOB HOW U SE IT NOW U DUMB FAGET JAKAJKAKAJKAKAJHAHAHKAHJAHKAK FAIL FAJ XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD"[/QUOTE]

What the fuck am I reading?

[suttles]

[QUOTE=Sxyro win;36485035]I was just playing and I was just killing some people and the adimin said from the mic (He was a kid and his mic was crashing like Ycshdseaaaaaaaaaah you imbesdfde) then he said FAK IU BEAC WHI DOU IU KIL AFK WHEN I TRI TO KILL EM U BASTAR NOW U GET BAND NOB "I know cause he wrote it before saying it from mic" then what i read "YOU GOT BAN NOB HOW U SE IT NOW U DUMB FAGET JAKAJKAKAJKAKAJHAHAHKAHJAHKAK FAIL FAJ XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD"[/QUOTE]

So, you were the admin?

[TCB]

[QUOTE=Sxyro win;36485035]I was just playing and I was just killing some people and the adimin said from the mic (He was a kid and his mic was crashing like Ycshdseaaaaaaaaaah you imbesdfde) then he said FAK IU BEAC WHI DOU IU KIL AFK WHEN I TRI TO KILL EM U BASTAR NOW U GET BAND NOB "I know cause he wrote it before saying it from mic" then what i read "YOU GOT BAN NOB HOW U SE IT NOW U DUMB FAGET JAKAJKAKAJKAKAJHAHAHKAHJAHKAK FAIL FAJ XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD"[/QUOTE]

no

[SPARLOCK]

[QUOTE=Sxyro win;36485035]I was just playing and I was just killing some people and the adimin said from the mic (He was a kid and his mic was crashing like Ycshdseaaaaaaaaaah you imbesdfde) then he said FAK IU BEAC WHI DOU IU KIL AFK WHEN I TRI TO KILL EM U BASTAR NOW U GET BAND NOB "I know cause he wrote it before saying it from mic" then what i read "YOU GOT BAN NOB HOW U SE IT NOW U DUMB FAGET JAKAJKAKAJKAKAJHAHAHKAHJAHKAK FAIL FAJ XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD"[/QUOTE]

Don't worry, I speak the language of "fucking retard"

He was just playing, doing what scouts I guess do, killing shit, when an admin said in a squeaky, high pitched voice, sounding like a small child (He was damn near unintelligible, it sounded like YEAAAH YOU IMBECILE")

Then he said, "FUCK YOU WHICH ONE OF YOUR KILL AN AFK WHEN I TRY TO KILL THEM, YOU BASTARD, NOW YOU GET BANNED, NEWBERRY AWARD!" He knew, because he said it before screeching terribly into his microphone. Then he read, "You got banned, noob, you see it now, you dumb FAGGOT HAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH FAILURE, STUPID FUCKING ANIME FACE!"

[KandyMan]

[QUOTE=SPARLOCK;36499653]Don't worry, I speak the language of "fucking retard"

He was just playing, doing what scouts I guess do, killing shit, when an admin said in a squeaky, high pitched voice, sounding like a small child (He was damn near unintelligible, it sounded like YEAAAH YOU IMBECILE")

Then he said, "FUCK YOU WHICH ONE OF YOUR KILL AN AFK WHEN I TRY TO KILL THEM, YOU BASTARD, NOW YOU GET BANNED, NEWBERRY AWARD!" He knew, because he said it before screeching terribly into his microphone. Then he read, "You got banned, noob, you see it now, you dumb FAGGOT HAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH FAILURE, STUPID FUCKING ANIME FACE!"[/QUOTE]

For some reason I laughed uncontrollably at "STUPID FUCKING ANIME FACE!"

EDIT: Now that I think of it, is that a reference to Duke - I'M SO RANDOM XD?

[Bloodfart]

Accused of attempted quick switch in trade which is total bull the trade never went through and the person who accused me was a total liar. And it led to my backpack getting deleted. I lost my Sunbeams Unusual and some Bills hat consuming in the Tf2 Backpack getting deleted.

[url]http://img833.imageshack.us/img833/448/sad1e.jpg[/url]

[Linda,Octupuss]

[QUOTE=Bloodfart;36511415]Accused of attempted quick switch in trade which is total bull the trade never went through and the person who accused me was a total liar. And it led to my backpack getting deleted. I lost my Sunbeams Unusual and some Bills hat consuming in the Tf2 Backpack getting deleted.

[url]http://img833.imageshack.us/img833/448/sad1e.jpg[/url][/QUOTE]

This aint exactly the thread for that but, if that there is true, damn that must have sucked D:

[Robmortar]

i just noticed the first posts on this thread were from 2009 :pwn:

also once i got banned for dominating one of the admin's "girlfriends"

[Pocket Medic]

[QUOTE=Robmortar;36511725]i just noticed the first posts on this thread were from 2009 :pwn:

also once i got banned for dominating one of the admin's "girlfriends"[/QUOTE]

You're stealing his favourite activity.

[mutant]

Mine's a bit similar to the OP's but I was playing some server and this admin's telling kids not to swear and everyone's telling him that's a stupid rule. In the end he ends up saying 'fuck' and I'm like, "woah mate what happened to that no swearing rule?"

Permabanned for disrespecting an admin. Never swore though!

[Glubbable]

[QUOTE=MuTAnT;36513081]Mine's a bit similar to the OP's but I was playing some server and this admin's telling kids not to swear and everyone's telling him that's a stupid rule. In the end he ends up saying 'fuck' and I'm like, "woah mate what happened to that no swearing rule?"

Permabanned for disrespecting an admin. Never swore though![/QUOTE]

No swearing in an 18+ rated game is a stupid rule imo, especially with the context of what is said and witnessed within the game by the characters alone...

[Jarey_]

[QUOTE=lionheart1066;36513163]No swearing in an 18+ rated game is a stupid rule imo, especially with the context of what is said and witnessed within the game by the characters alone...[/QUOTE]

Reminds me of some guy posting about how he got banned from a eGo server because his scout said 'Wha' da [B]hell[/B] who stopped pushin' the [B]damn[/B] cart?' Because he was meant to vocalize a different line before it's said.

Really scout says the What The Hell part in under a second.

[General J]

Guy (to friend): "Yeah man, you were totally like the first person ever to paint your hat pink and it was so hilarious. Now everybody else is just doing it to be funny or ironic or whatever it's so lame."

Me: "Watch out guys! TF2 Hipsters over here."

Votekicked out instantly

[Cape]

Banned for hacking as a Demoman, automatically extinguishing myself from fire.
[sp]The Persian Persuader is a lovely Anti-Pyro weapon :)[/sp]
This was on a fancy idle server too.

[Frefer1386]

I once got banned on a server for not having a steam avatar.

I have a steam avatar.

[Ermac20]

taunt killing only kicked though

[J-RcZ]

Speedhacking

Baby Face's Blaster is amazing

[Metaru]

I was impersonating someone else's account name. i even went as far as taking that person's steam avatar to suport my crime.
[video=youtube;wq1jknZp0ic]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wq1jknZp0ic[/video]
Protip: that someone else was me when i came back.

[BanthaFodder]

I got banned from a Valve server.
Just playing around, suddenly...
[i]Votekick Player: CFGU || BanthaFodder?
Reason: Not specified[/i]
"Heh, looks like someone's mad..."
*Yes votes fill up like nuts*
"The fuck..."

Then some random guy in chat calls me a "scrambler".
Then I remembered; I tried typing "!votescramble" a few rounds ago during a steamroll.

Fucking Valve servers man, I honestly don't understand how people can be THAT stupid.

[editline]1st July 2012[/editline]

[QUOTE=Floreum;36453350]I got kicked by an admin for being afk in an idle server.[/QUOTE]

That sounds like something from one of those Dos Equis commercials.

[Crash15]

Trying to reason with an admin