• Stupid reasons you were kicked/banned from tf2
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I get banned often and rather quickly by oversensitive admins for my name. Negromancer.
I got banned once for using the Sandman.
I was just playing around on a random server,when an admin starts talking on the mic: -Hey guys,my kid is going to start playing so no swearing ok? I instantly changed my name to niggadickbutt. -You were banned for:nigga this is my kid Or: I was playing on a trade server,when one of the admins came and started talking. Then he mentioned he didn't want any impersonators here Everybody changed their name's to admin's(I think it was kusaro) He says:Ok guys,that was funny,now switch back. I switch my name to kusaro's dad start talking like his dad. Kicked. Change my name to Kusaro's Mom,go back there,start saying i'm going to ground him for kicking his father. You were banned from this server,reason:my mom is dead.
[QUOTE=NoSaleHale;36581926]I got banned once for using the Sandman.[/QUOTE] wat?
I was on a server with my friend, and a bunch of people were complaining that one of their friends got kicked for the server for trading somebody. I remember reading the retardedly strict rules before choosing my merc at the beginning of the match, and so I mentioned, "This server's rules are weird, it's like one wrong word and BAN!". I got banned right after saying that.
I was on the Orange 24/7 server. We were so close to winning, and then suddenly this guy (I forget his name but iirc it started with "john") comes into the server on the other team and goes RED. Somehow he has permanent crits on all of his weapons, noclip, and god mode. He noclips into our spawn and starts insta-killing everyone with his crits. So, naturally, I voteban him. The vote goes through. He comes back. I was like "What the fuck? How did he do that?" Next thing I know "You have been banned from this server." Turns out he was an admin. :I
[QUOTE=Human Brutality;36582112]wat?[/QUOTE] Some people just can't take balls to the face. Anyways, I was once banned for being a "rage heavy", which is weird because I was only in the server for less than 30 seconds.
[QUOTE=roman117;36584355]I was on the Orange 24/7 server. We were so close to winning, and then suddenly this guy (I forget his name but iirc it started with "john") comes into the server on the other team and goes RED. Somehow he has permanent crits on all of his weapons, noclip, and god mode. He noclips into our spawn and starts insta-killing everyone with his crits. So, naturally, I voteban him. The vote goes through. He comes back. I was like "What the fuck? How did he do that?" Next thing I know "You have been banned from this server." Turns out he was an admin. :I[/QUOTE] admins abusing their powers in actual gameplay pisses me off sooo soo much. I understand if you're playing around and the whole server is tagged along too, but when everybody but fucking you is trying to play seriously, don't go flaunting your faggot powers around.
Because my trade (me giving a key for someone's Hazmat Headcase) was "stupid".
Getting 4 headshots as a sniper in under like 10 seconds because people were standing still Saying "hi" when I joined Not giving an admin a weapon he wanted to trade me for
In a Saxton Hale server, with goomba stomp plugin, I was hale, goomba_minspeed was 10 and goomba damage was 1500, so I put goomba_off before rounds start. Scouts jumping my head were afraid why they couldn't stomp. After four players left, everyone was raging about why we couldn't goomba stomp him, making them think I'm hacking. After the round end, admin banned me with the reason "Wallhack" They don't even know what plugins they use, and what they do.
Does anyone have a screenshot of the ban message for being banned for ripoff trading or sharking? It would be very helpful in making my video.
I got banned for being afk Because I was healing a Demo while standing still. And we were being spawncamped.
I was banned for "hacking" and "exploiting" as Engineer for wrangler jumping to spots like the top of C of Thundermountain or the awning before the downward hill of Badwater's last point. :v: Kicked on at least 3 servers, banned on at least 4 including Voogru's.
Kicked for not changing my name.
I was on a reddit server for trade_minecraft. I was an engineer and I built a dispenser in the spawn. The admin flipped all fuck at me and I got banned from the server because of it (:3
Kicked/banned off a 12 year old's dedicated server "He made for friends". As soon as I spawned I stickied one of his 'friends' and was banned with the reason "take your squidwrd hat and stickies and shove them up your as". (I have a Houwar'd Demo as I find he suits it the best but obviously he didn't agree).
Just happened now actually. Joined a random server to test out the new heavy minigun. A spy attempting to backstab me was ignited by the ring of fire, and I killed him. Apparently they were not aware of the new update, as I was banned for hacking soon after.
[QUOTE=Rusticks;37060340]Just happened now actually. Joined a random server to test out the new heavy minigun. A spy attempting to backstab me was ignited by the ring of fire, and I killed him. Apparently they were not aware of the new update, as I was banned for hacking soon after.[/QUOTE] It confuses me how this shit happens. It's like people focus on your name for banning, rather the new unique weapon in your hands and the weapon name / stats right above your name.
I've only been kicked once, on a payload map... for being a good medic. Basically whatever team I was on (I kept getting switched for balance) would win because I healed my allies with the amputator taunt near-constantly, creating strong pushes and holds, hangng out in the top-scoring players. I got backstabbed and otherwise killed a few times, but then at some point I just got outright kicked for doing it. Yeah... being a good amputator medic.... gets one kicked, apparently.
[QUOTE=SlickBlade;37076943]It confuses me how this shit happens. It's like people focus on your name for banning, rather the new unique weapon in your hands and the weapon name / stats right above your name.[/QUOTE] Rage makes you blind. Hatred just causes you to stop thinking rationally.
calling a medic twice in a row
I can't remember the exact reason, but I was kicked from a tr_walkway server for a reason along the lines of "lol whoops XD" I'm not even joking.
"Alive crafting is not allowed" DAFUQ?
For taunting. No, not one of those "admin gets mad because I taunt him" stories. For taunting during [i]setup time[/i].
Yesterday I got banned as soon as I joined Today I contacted the admin and he told me it was because I made the Kringle. Apparently, the head honcho is a hardcore jew and anyone who made christmas items or anyone who has a firm belief in christmas gets banned from the server. Edit: Contacted another admin, and this was the supposed "actual" reason I got banned "* Jude 1:7, "Just as Sodom and Gomorrah and the surrounding cities, which likewise indulged in sexual immorality and pursued Fluttershy, serve as an example by undergoing a punishment of eternal fire." It's funny because I'm not a brony
[QUOTE=CaptainRagequit;37082768]Yesterday I got banned as soon as I joined Today I contacted the admin and he told me it was because I made the Kringle. Apparently, the head honcho is a hardcore jew and anyone who made christmas items or anyone who has a firm belief in christmas gets banned from the server. Edit: Contacted another admin, and this was the supposed "actual" reason I got banned "* Jude 1:7, "Just as Sodom and Gomorrah and the surrounding cities, which likewise indulged in sexual immorality and pursued Fluttershy, serve as an example by undergoing a punishment of eternal fire." It's funny because I'm not a brony[/QUOTE] This may be the best thing I've ever read. [sp]When you first said "hardcore jew", I assumed you meant he scammed kids out of unusuals and shit[/sp] V:v:V
I got banned on an idle server for possessing strange weapons once.
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Literally got banned for owning more than one unusual. "Seems like a richfag" You have been banned, "We don't allow your kind here."
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