Stupid reasons you were kicked/banned from tf2

[suttles]

[QUOTE=Colour;37175197]Literally got banned for owning more than one unusual.

"Seems like a richfag"

You have been banned, "We don't allow your kind here."[/QUOTE]

HELLO, I COME HERE TO GIVE AWAY MY UNUSUALS! EVERY ONE OF THEM
"WAIT YOU OWN MORE THAN ONE?"
YES?
"FUCK YOU, BANNING RICHFAG"

[Jesp]

[img]http://puu.sh/QGlg[/img]
Note to self: Not taking sides doesn't work either [img]http://facepunch.com/fp/emoot/suicide.gif[/img]

[Ryousha]

My cousin watching over my house while i'm on vacation, decides to make a steam account and use an aimbot on like fifty servers and since he was using my network,
I'm suddenly banned from the majority of my FAVORITE servers under ban-evading and aimbotting, which I wasn't even aware of until last night when they were doing IP Checks. Sad day.

Funniest thing is i'm crippled on my left wrist so I'm forced to use a xbox controller at times and I can't snipe at all. So my hours on sniper are very low.

[hakanefe43]

hentai spray :(

[Peachy]

Apparently my name is vulgar enough to warrant (several) permabans on contact.

[RPG]

I got kicked for:

- Spraying over someone else's spray and did the Schadenfraude taunt to him.
- Headshoting a Scout.
- Having "Crit hacks" as a Sniper (I was in a spree with the Cleaner's Carbine and a Medic was pocketing me. Good times)

[Cowabanga]

[QUOTE=hakanefe43;37200018]hentai spray :([/QUOTE]

WOW THAT'S SO UNFAIR!!!

[duskard]

Being a friendly heavy. Reason: griefing. I was bored and our team wasn't even doing anything, so I was giving out free sandviches to the other team.

"A griefer is a player in a multiplayer video game who deliberately irritates and harasses other players within the game, using aspects of the game in unintended ways."

so uh..

[nayrb]

Kicked: Banned: I don't like dogs. Your ban is set to expire 12/31/12.

for real

[RPG]

[QUOTE=duskard;37200662]Being a friendly heavy. Reason: griefing. I was bored and our team wasn't even doing anything, so I was giving out free sandviches to the other team.

"A griefer is a player in a multiplayer video game who deliberately irritates and harasses other players within the game, using aspects of the game in unintended ways."

so uh..[/QUOTE]

I remember doing that in a server and the other team acknowledged that and didn't kill me.
My team was raging in the text chat.

Meanwhile, the admin was in the opposing team, and said in the mic "Do not kill the Heavy with the hat with the rocket throught it (the Doomsday Milestone Hat), he's cool"

What's weird was that my team won

[duskard]

[QUOTE=RPG;37200536]I got kicked for:

- Spraying over someone else's spray and did the Schadenfraude taunt to him.
- Headshoting a Scout.
- Having "Crit hacks" as a Sniper (I was in a spree with the Cleaner's Carbine and a Medic was pocketing me. Good times)[/QUOTE]

I headshot scouts all the time, especially ones running in a straight line. Scouts DO have a hitbox, some people are just dumb and feel like its sooo impossible to get a headshot on a scout.

[editline]12th August 2012[/editline]

[QUOTE=RPG;37200706]I remember doing that in a server and the other team acknowledged that and didn't kill me.
My team was raging in the text chat.

Meanwhile, the admin was in the opposing team, and said in the mic "Do not kill the Heavy with the hat with the rocket throught it (the Doomsday Milestone Hat), he's cool"

What's weird was that my team won[/QUOTE]

So basically the exact opposite. Except the opposing team on my side did not kill me, killed everyone else, I still got banned for griefing. Oh admins.

[Mitchell]

I got banned for typing in chat "!ban @all 5 "AGIJRWOPTIJW"

[irukandji]

I played on a server where a retarded admin wrote that all players must play crouched and that he was spectating everyone.

I wrote in chat asking if we were allowed to burst-run (on stairs, tight corridors or halls) and meanwhile I was crabbin' and running and crabbin' some more.

I got a polite kick but I couldn't reconnect to that server.

Does that count as a ban?

[cpfc]

I was banned from a server because I wouldn't switch the medic. The admin was screaming down his mic for a pocket medic and when he asked me to switch from demo to medic I said no. Didn't even like that server anyways...

[myon]

Never perform Pyro's execution taunt right in front of an admin

Banned for cheating :v:

[editline]13th August 2012[/editline]

And for throwing the Scout's cleaver in combination with the sandman stun ball through the setup gates

[themoses]

i sprayed karl pinkerton over an admins pony spray. apparently it was "against the rules"

[Implications_Unp]

I once managed to execute a charging demoknight(he was the admin)
with the scorch shot taunt,boy was he fucking pissed after that one.

[Insane516]

nothing like seeing a scout with the same name as you run across the map, bringing the enemy intel back into the enemy base, shooting his teammates

got banned

[Chaofanatic]

I got banned from a server after I invited a friend to it. Said friend is a brony and the admin instantly banned him, started preaching about how "mature" he is, and then banned me for trying to reason with him, but not before telling me how worthless I was for being friendly toward's a brony.

[Skunkrocker]

I was banned from a whole network of servers because I called an admin a cunt. It wasn't even a game related issue; she and I were in an arguement about something completely different and when it got heated we started with the insults. It was okay for her to call me asshole and faggot and I could call her a bitch or a skank, but she went nuts on the c-bomb. AFAIK I'm still banned from there.

I don't really care though. The Furry Pound? Why would I want to go back?

[Crash15]

[QUOTE=Skunkrocker;37250989]I was banned from a whole network of servers because I called an admin a cunt. It wasn't even a game related issue; she and I were in an arguement about something completely different and when it got heated we started with the insults. It was okay for her to call me asshole and faggot and I could call her a bitch or a skank, but she went nuts on the c-bomb. AFAIK I'm still banned from there.

I don't really care though. The Furry Pound? Why would I want to go back?[/QUOTE]

I fucking hate people who are hypocrites in TF2

[rhx123]

Not having HTML MOTD enabled.

[IrregularToasty]

Join a Valve server. Gravelpit, nobody's capped A yet. I join offense, go Demoman and with my first five points, clear out the sentries at B and help cap the point.
"Was that so hard?"
[Generic negative response telling me to shut up because I'm near the bottom of the board]
"That five points did a lot more than what anyone else had been doing prior."
[I]VOTEBANNED WHOOOO[/I]

[=DarkStar=]

I was banned from EGO servers because my name was "Sander Fucking Cohen" :v:

I mean anyone who played bioshock will get the name.

[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Af7fNVCFpe4[/media]

In fact some people in the server got it right but the admin was butthurt for "bad language".

[Jordax]

Banned for being a 'creepy basement dweller'.

Basically I am just playing, admin sees my profile pic, flips his shit and start launching insults to my adress, and bans me afterward.

Admin has a meme profile pic.

On a 24/7 2fort server I got on by accident.

[I]Where the admin has apperently been playing non-stop for the last seven and half hours.[/I]

[B]What a fucking hypocrite.[/B]

[Sodajerk]

I tell a hacker to stop ruining the game.
Admin joins as soon as I said that.
I got banned for not being respectful enough.

It hurts.

[Goobert]

Years ago I was on some Brothers of Chaos server and I just learned how to civilian
So I went heavy, did the trick and proceeded to walk around spamming his battle cry

An admin was on and said "Voodoo, stop doing that. If I catch you doing that again i will fucking ban you"
so I typed okay and played normally for 5 min or so

I felt like being an edgy badass and went civillian again while trying to avoid him and see how long i could last.

After like a minute I went onto the battlements on 2fort and he was on the bridge. He turned around and saw me. After an awkward moment of silence and staring I was banned.
I am still banned to this day.

[artdeco]

[QUOTE=Sodajerk;37252462]I tell a hacker to stop ruining the game.
Admin joins as soon as I said that.
I got banned for not being respectful enough.

It hurts.[/QUOTE]You know what sucks? When you're on a server, and an Admin has a beef with you, your brain automatically assumes that they know what they're doing, and deserve respect. It never occurs to you that they're mentally defective, and that you should just leave.

[Boo Ghostie]

Banned for not pocketing a heavy.
I am keeping my entire team alive dumbass

[ojcoolj]

Some guy who was spectating was spamming "FIRST TO LEV GETS A FREE ITM" just so he could get on
I votekicked him. Then I got banned from the server.

It was the Update Speculation Server.
In my defense, "Cookie" was being a dick