Stupid reasons you were kicked/banned from tf2 - Games

Kicked for: Being too damn good with the Dead Ringer. It was a joke though. :V

[QUOTE=xpod1;15669667]That's just Redonkulous![/QUOTE] No. I am.

Kicked for spectating for waiting 5 seconds before joining a team :downs:

Found a server that had sv_cheats set to 1. The admins were godmoded and using noclip. Now like any decent player I should have taught them the value of password-protecting your sv_cheats 1 server by crashing it, but I just wanted to get revenge on the invisible admin sniper that was standing near the edge of the sky and sniping me anytime I respawned. I used noclip, and flew around with a Kukri trying to land a hit. He finally noticed me after I killed his friend and kicked me. I lost the server on my list after that, but I should have finished the job, returned to the server and shot "ent_fire !picker kill" attacks at everyone.

"Hacking" I joined, got one headshot, and got banned, the guy I headshotted was AFK on the 2fort battlements.

[QUOTE=IceCKryss;15673269]Found a server that had sv_cheats set to 1. The admins were godmoded and using noclip. Now like any decent player I should have taught them the value of password-protecting your sv_cheats 1 server by crashing it, but I just wanted to get revenge on the invisible admin sniper that was standing near the edge of the sky and sniping me anytime I respawned. I used noclip, and flew around with a Kukri trying to land a hit. He finally noticed me after I killed his friend and kicked me. I lost the server on my list after that, but I should have finished the job, returned to the server and shot "ent_fire !picker kill" attacks at everyone.[/QUOTE] God-like! this makes me want to look for Sv_Cheats 1 servers.

My In-game name was Seven gigabytes of Lolicon, and I got permabend from a scottish server with the ban reason "Worst name ever sick fuck"

[QUOTE=PCRShade;15673386]My In-game name was Seven gigabytes of Lolicon, and I got permabend from a scottish server with the ban reason "Worst name ever sick fuck"[/QUOTE] I would have done the same you sick fuck

I got kicked for having the highest score as a demo

Backstabbing an Admin, playing as a sniper. I mean seriouslly, you do NOT farm acheivments while playing payload and expect no-one to attack you :@ Permabanned: Disobeying an Admins orders.

Banned and IP logged. Reason: chewing too loudly. I didn't have a microphone :|

Spycrab freezcamming the admins.

Killing people. Well.

I was in a reserved slot. I really hate when servers have reserved slots.

Got kicked for killing Spycrabs when everyone else was killing them...

[QUOTE=Crazy_Farmer;15673887]I would have done the same you sick fuck[/QUOTE] :dogout:

Correct me if I'm wrong, but does playing as an engineer, building a dispenser and a turret and using my shotgun once while the turret is firing count as griefing?

[QUOTE=aracnop;15676168]Correct me if I'm wrong, but does playing as an engineer, building a dispenser and a turret and using my shotgun once while the turret is firing count as griefing?[/QUOTE] WHAT?! You are supposed to whack your sentry constantly, I can't believe you fired your shotgun.

[QUOTE=aracnop;15676168]Correct me if I'm wrong, but does playing as an engineer, building a dispenser and a turret and using my shotgun once while the turret is firing count as griefing?[/QUOTE] No, please uninstall the game if you're that terrible.

What is an ent_fire !picker kill attack?

I got banned from [b]all[/b] of the TF2 Newbies/Hell's Kitchen servers because I shot through the trains during cp_well setup. I came back after I got kicked for doing it the first time, I asked what I had done and no admins said anything. Next setup I did the same thing and I get permanently banned from all of their servers. I guess they classify that as an "exploit". So yeah, they're pretty awesome.

Back when I was kind of new at the game, I was enjoying myself on Dustbowl. It was a blast. I heard one of the admins who sounded a bit annoyed say, "Goddamn, this guy on my team is HORRIBLE. I'm going to kick him off real quick", followed by another admin saying, "Alright then". I started laughing a bit and feeling sorry for the guy they were about to kick. I bet he was going to feel like shit after he gets kicked off, 'yknow. So I look up at my screen... ... They kicked [i]me[/i]

as I said before the "post sweep" (when FP went down) got the intel and was banned.. for having it..

"ent_fire !picker kill" is a console command that deletes the entity under your crosshairs. It's exactly the same as "Impulse 203" and the Remover Tool in Garry's Mod, only that the former two can delete players as well as props and entities. Deleting a player causes his or her game to crash.

Not even fucking joking here. Im in my favorite duel server. I am rank 20 out of 221. So this guy says I am a cabinet whore and shit, and we get into an argument, and this other guy I also keep killing is now backing him up. He threatens to get me banned, and I get banned. Im raging hard because 2 fucking jealous morons got me banned, and they werent even the admins.

Joined a random server with an admin who flipped the fuck out at the smallest thing (int. got stolen, not top of the leaderboard, team-mates not going where he wanted to go etc.), server had alltalk on. Admin starts bitching about "fuck my team sucks, fucking learn to defend the int you retards.", he swaps to the other team, so I go "hey bro, chillax. You're acting like your precious int's stuck up your ass or something." Whole server laughs their ass off, admin activate the rage and bans me. 420 DEFEND INT EVERYDAY.

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Dominated all 4 the admins on the server, they QQed until they banned me, awesome.

General cheating/Exploiting I'm not even that good at TF2, and what the fuck is a "general cheat". There is no "general cheat" that makes you better.

Banned for meatspin/spy-crab combo freezecam. Also banned for having name "a spray" and freezecam-spray-cloakedspy combo. (Which I mean, cloaked spy in front of a spray so "You were killed by: a spray")