[QUOTE=Jesp;39908831]I went there once out of morbid curiosity.
It was a bunch of bots and an admin with insane amounts of kills on his strange weapons and all kinds of crazy benefits on his soldier's weapons. I still reflected them back at him.
He went silent and stood in spawn for a while, then I was banned for "creepy basement dweller"
100% sure he went to look at my profile to find a reason to ban me. Oddly enough it was not permanent, but next time I went there it was - for being in the facepunch group.[/QUOTE]
That was probably xomp himself, seeing as he had tons of farmed stranges all named after his server at some point. He got actually offended when I said that farmed stranges don't make you instantly the beter player.
Anyway, when I went there out of curiosity, he decided that he didn't want to lose face again against someone with a pokemon avvie, so he did the totally mature task of reversing my damage and throw tonnes of childish insults at me, including that I really sucked at the game and how I should uninstall the game.
Are we really sure he is 34 years old? I mean, he really behaves like a typical 10-year old badmin.
I've encountered people (usually groups of 3 or more joining valve servers) that [i]votekick me[/i] for outscoring them lately. It's kind of... sad.
And on the xomp saga: he apparently removed the "creepy basement dweller" section of his rules recently. He adopted a "ban annoying furries/bronies/anime fans" policy instead of a "ban them all" one. Is there hope afterall? Find out, in the next episode of this compelling story :downs:
Got banned for kicking some pre-pube admins ass as a Battle Medic.
"facestabbing"/abusing backstab registration.
I kept backstabbing the admin until he went rage pyro and proceeded to taunt after every kill. Once it got to that point I just led him into trickstabs or headshotted him with my Ambassador.
[QUOTE=tobi_;39956912]"facestabbing"/abusing backstab registration.
I kept backstabbing the admin until he went rage pyro and proceeded to taunt after every kill. Once it got to that point I just led him into trickstabs or headshotted him with my Ambassador.[/QUOTE]
Amby. Where would I be without it...
Biggest annoyance right now are snipers who feel the need to taunt after every kill they make with their farmed stranges. Currently the best solution is to either backstab them or to give them the gift of a free arrow. Then schadenfreude. Makes them rage almost every single time.
Why does xomp remind me a lot of old people with their cocky attitude of 'I'm older than you, so you don't tell me what to do'?
Well I got a good amount so here we go
"Banned for being a causal gamer" I think this is because of my avatar :v:
"Banned for using Meet the Medic Taunt" some 10 year old admin got mad at the fact I was using the taunt because apparently it lagged his computer.
"Banned for hacking" I kept head shotting the admin, luckily got unbanned later
"Disrespecting owner" So I was on this server with shitty pinion and I told the owner that he isn't allowed to make pinion pop up Midgame, he then said "Fuck off" and preceded to ban me.
xomp is a troll in multiple places. He was permabanned from [url="https://forums.alliedmods.net"]AlliedModders[/url] for trolling.
This isn't a real reason, but this is something I came up with:
You were banned from this server.
Reason: uh... idk GO PLAY UR ROBLOX DUMMEH!
OH GOD XOMP IS UNBANNED
[QUOTE=misterinfinte;41591434]This isn't a real reason, but this is something I came up with:
You were banned from this server.
Reason: uh... idk GO PLAY UR ROBLOX DUMMEH![/QUOTE]
[IMG]http://puu.sh/3LN6K.png[/IMG]
Does that mean post random bullshit you came up with on the spot? I don't think so.
What's with all these people lately with their horrid 1st posts?
[QUOTE=misterinfinte;41591434]This isn't a real reason, but this is something I came up with:
You were banned from this server.
Reason: uh... idk GO PLAY UR ROBLOX DUMMEH![/QUOTE]
Go back to preschool in case you can't read.
[QUOTE=misterinfinte;41591434]This isn't a real reason, but this is something I came up with:
You were banned from this server.
Reason: uh... idk GO PLAY UR ROBLOX DUMMEH![/QUOTE]
eks dee
STEAM validation rejected.
Could not make connection to VAC servers.
Gameplaywise, I've never been kicked. Guess, im still too bad. v:v:v
[QUOTE=Fapplejack;41598271]What's with all these people lately with their horrid 1st posts?[/QUOTE]
Rust section is getting out of control
I once got kicked from a screw around idle server for having keys but not wanting to buying anything.
Was banned instantly from a server for being Norwegian
I was kicked for not being Scout on MvM.
[sp]There were 2 snipers on the team[/sp]
I got banned for calling the admin seal scrotum and extended hook penis etc.
I once got banned for using a teleporter twice, as a SCOUT
Got kicked for not hacking in Mann Up mode. Really.
My friend was permabanned from one of his favorite servers yesterday for being an alt of himself.
Some guy joined a server with the name "Mike Hunt". The admin asked him to change his name. Then a couple of people asked what was wrong with it. Then I asked if it was because it sounded like my cunt. Then the admin decided to kick me for asking that question.
Used to be a Freak Fortress server with a nice small community, whole thing went down in flames on one day because the head admin had let his son or little brother play or some shit
(We knew because he spoke often in a deep voice and always played as soldier with very impressive ability, instead we heard a small child who would charge at an enemy firing the flamethrower from 10 meters away)
He permabanned at least 10 people in a few hours. I got my share when I was playing at the HHH Jr. on Arena_Granary
[t]http://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/4/4e/Arena_granary_mid.jpg?t=20110323031313[/t]
Only two scouts left, they had full crits due to less than 3 Reds, and they would hop around on those containers. HHH Jr. on that server lacked Superjump, and they would move around too much for me to use the Teleport function, which required you to stare at an enemy.
Got perma'd because I spent a full minute trying to get to them via those ramps and getting thrown off.
Checked out the server on the weekend, dead empty. I believe the admin in his group saying he's sorry for the event, and chances are even with everyone unbanned, people won't return as the damage was done. He was right.
[QUOTE=AwesomeDino;15727377]Wow you care about ranks.
I got banned once though for spycrabbing.
I was Heavy.[/QUOTE]
It's a HeavCrab
Not to be confused with SpyCrab or HeadCrab
2 or 3 years ago, I used to go to an arena 2fort server almost daily. I became well known and was made admin. The guy who made me admin left for a military deployment and left his sister in charge of his account and admin controls. His sister was a huge bitch and would make me do stupid shit that I can't really remember now, but I did because I wanted to keep going on my favorite server and be admin. Then one day she just permabanned me and I just moved on to another server.
Also, I went to a 2fort classic server there was this guy who was one of those inflated ego snipers who went rage soldier and kept rocket jumping to peoples' battlements since he couldn't kill our snipers, and was taunting I then went pyro and dominated him and said something like "dominated scrub." Then he called me something that would fit into a your mom joke, so I made one to get him more mad (because nothing gets people madder than making an overused joke). He said his mom was dead and then I said that I was a necrophiliac because I thought he was joking (it's one of the most generic responses to a your mom joke). It turned out that his mom was really dead and a couple of people on the server knew that, but I didn't, so it wasn't a big of a deal to me. Then he got an admin to ban me by making himself look like a victim who wasn't being an asshole. I got banned, but my friend told me someone said "it sounded like they were just throwing insults at eachother and one guy took it personally). So I pm'd an admin and told him how the guy manipulated them and got unbanned. I haven't seen the guy who got me banned on the server ever since either.
I also got permabanned from an achievement server once because an admin gave me noclip to help me get an achievement, then I guess forgot and banned me for hacking.
Alright, this took place halloween last year, on ghost fort. I was going around not doing much, since the teams weren't allowed to attack each other. There was an admin with godmode on and I started hitting him with my bat (I was Scout) just to be funny. He teleports me to the top of the map so I get stuck. I kill myself and respawn and ask why he did that. A small argument later and everyone was calling me butthurt/faggot/etc. I was continually teleported to the top of the map, so I decided to join spectator and fly around. Somehow I was still able to collect gifts, which worked out well. Everyone was ridiculing me when I finally asked for proof that I was "butthurt". Bam, permanently banned. A few minutes later I had a friend go in there to insult them for me. Hooray for admin logic.
For some reason I decided to join a 24/7 fast respawn 2fort server. I join Blu, only to see there are like 4 engineers of our team just sitting there by their sentries. Figured the best choice would be to go homewrecker pyro. I was right. The first wave of sappers came in and I destroyed all sappers and managed to kill the spy too. Turns out the spy was the admin. He didn't kick me just yet, but "slayed" me. After that he apparently decided to go demoman because boy, he spammed stickies everywhere. I managed to reflect kill him a few times with his own stickies (Which is great for me, since I'm a horrible pyro) and then I get permabanned. Reason? "Camping."
I was swearing while thinking about strategy with my friends, admin told me he will ban me for that and I seen him typing "!admin" in chat. Then I played like for 10 minutes until I got banned for "Micspam"
Jeez if you ban people for nothing at least do it properly
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