I joined a dodgeball server where a clan was stacking one team
I joined the enemy team and proceeded to kill them all
They votekicked me, but it was a plugin votekick so i rejoined
Beat them again and they votebanned me for a day
I got kicked from a server for backstabbing a Medic. The rules owners make these days.
Not about me, but i played with a great team on mvm until wave 7
Spontaneously, A Votekick came up on our Heavy (I was Demo) and he was cool so i F2'd
Everyone else F1'd and then just pretended that never happened even though i kept asking why they kicked him
We beat wave 7 and i ask again
"We were trying to kick [B]you[/B] but we actually liked the heavy"
i didn't even do anything, but i did beat the mission at least
[QUOTE=DalekGhostler;42916508]Deal with the simple fact
Nobody likes your kind.[/QUOTE]
I like their kind.
There, that's somebody.
Anyway, content.
I once got banned from a server because some admin didn't like the fact that I enjoy newer Simpsons episodes.
Alright, you guys know about the BLU spawn in Dustbowl stage 1 where BLU have to climb up a slope right?
I was banned for an hour because I keep pushing the BLU back into their own spawn with the Loose Cannon and effectively made them waste an uber.
Apparently none of em heard of the other 2 spawn exits.
Banned for "Sticky Spamming"...
With the chargin' targe...
After 2 days of this ban...
Banned for "Playing as a Shotgun Heavy"
With the Sandvich...
There are really good admins in turkey...JOIN NOW!:smile:
I was on a MLP server, and not of my own volition, because a friend begged me to come join her cause she needed a good heavy to pocket. So I went in there, played for a bit, and they were discussing which pony was the [B]sexiest[/B] pony.....*shudder* This conversation went on for 3 maps and well over a freaking hour. My team was doing retarded shit and I was finally sick of it and I yelled into the mic, "Will you please stop talking about your horse fucking fetish and help defend the fucking point!" I was not just banned from that server, BUT every single server that has even a tiny affiliation with them. In that one line, I got banned from like 20-30 servers. I actually feel kind of proud.
I have a pretty crazy story from a pony server in fact. The server is actually pretty fun in itself as it has crazy plugins that let you build forts GMOD style and most of the time half the server will be doing that, exploring the map or something like that while the other half fights. It runs pony maps, yes, but it doesn't seem to accept people talking about which pony they want to give the D either.
But now as the scenario is set, it was on some sort of plaza trading map this one guy, lets call him Bob, joined the game. He took things extremely seriously and called everyone killing people "tryhards" while he himself burned down everyone he found with his flamethrower. There was someone else who joined with him too, lets call the person Alex, who didn't really do much for a good while. At one point I was a sniper, having some fun fighting Bob as he was a pretty fun opponent to fight. I saw Alex scoped in at me in the distance and instinctively scoped in and headshot him, just to quickly see him leave. The thing was that Alex was not a "him" at all according to Bob, but his little sister. And I was apparently "harassing" his little sister by shooting her when she aimed her 150-450 damage death cannon at me.
I just said that if she actually got upset over dying in a first person shooter she should probably play something else, and apparently that was "hardcore trolling" to this guy. He dedicated his time for several maps to chase me down as various classes, and never really succeeded - going spec to clear any doms I got on him.
You probably think that's the end of it and that he whined to an admin and got me banned for saying I wanted to rape his sister or something, but nope. For about [I]a month[/I] this guy had a fucking Mafia-level vendetta with me, whenever I joined he would go "Oh fuck, it's Jesp. The pussy that picks on little girls" and stuff like that, and Alex would leave every single time I joined. An admin said it pretty bluntly - I have just as much rights to play there as him and his sister. But that did not stop him from getting amazingly mad whenever I joined, and don't even get me started on whenever I killed him.
Eventually it got to a point where he called in an admin on the grounds of me "aimbotting", and after spectating me for 15 minutes or so the admin said I was just a decent sniper which made Bob go ballistic. He poured out all sorts of biased versions of what had happened between us, including how I had "severely harassed his sister". The admin went to look at logs and found me to be guilty enough for a whopping 10 minute ban and verbal warning. When I came back Bob was no longer there.
He still kept being mad at me for a week or so until I actually contacted an admin to hear why he was allowed to act like he did. He did not just target me afterall, anyone that he killed or killed him was "terrible", "a faggot" or other not too tolerant words of anger. This was when it all got really fucking bizarre as he would start sucking up to me going "Nice shot Jesp!" whenever I hit a decent shot on him and even help me construct teleporters and such, as he clearly did not want to get banned.
At one point he returned to his old behavior around someone else and while I don't know the details he got himself permabanned for "repeated harassment of other players". His sister appears to be one of those internet families you see on deviantArt as well, and (s)he stopped coming online alltogether.
That was my rivalry with an angry pony-server inhabitant :v:
[QUOTE=Jesp;43497573]
That was my rivalry with an angry pony-server inhabitant :v:[/QUOTE]
I swear I've seen this story before
yeah literally on the previous page
[QUOTE=Jesp;42732005]This was just a 10 minute symbolic ban but the story leading up to it is just outright insane.
I ended up on a pony server just running around exploring a map list including mostly well done pony related maps and neat maps from Nintendo games and building forts with a !build command when this one guy joins. He's an obvious donator to the server with halloween trails year around and unusuals that don't even exist on his head.
Everyone's just builds stuff and flies around with jetpacks while this guy starts bragging about his S. Flamethrower with 32k kills, gets his internet "sister" to pocket him and he runs around killing people randomly. When people just become ghosts (basically !god/!friendly) he starts calling them cowards and as I was a sniper I decided to help my team a bit by clicking on his medic's head. She died, and he died shortly afterwards.
This guy acted as if I had killed his real sister in real life. He went on about how he would "restore his sister's honor" while his sister who was apparently a 12 year old girl according to him was calling me a "faggot" and telling me I was a cyberbully and should "drink a bleach cocktail". I pointed out that if you can't handle dying in an online FPS you probably shouldn't play it, and he went absolutely ballistic going on about how I had to be gay because I killed a girl and becoming even edgier with his promises of avenging his sister.
He ended up focusing me for the next [i]7 map changes[/i]. He also killed everyone else because they "got in the way of his fury" but still got demolished and shot out of the air while jetpacking towards me. But eventually we got to a map that literally didn't have a skybox, so I went !ghost to explore the possibilities of such a map just to have him over voice tell me how much of a pussy I am. I just ignored him and he went spectator as he said he'd get an admin in there to "administer justice, you're not even a brony fucking troll"
The admin arrives and you can tell this guy is tired of dealing with all the shit on the server, so he bans me for 10 minutes for being "rude" just to shut this guy up. From that point whenever I join, this edgy teenager's imaginary internet sister leaves and he starts calling me a bully :tinfoil:[/QUOTE]
I was unsure if I had posted it before :(
As my recent one is more detailed I'll just snip the one on the last page
Simply joined a server by using the Quick matchmaking, on which I was banned for some mysterious reason :v:
[QUOTE=Dat Lobo;43496843]I was on a MLP server, and not of my own volition, because a friend begged me to come join her cause she needed a good heavy to pocket. So I went in there, played for a bit, and they were discussing which pony was the [B]sexiest[/B] pony.....*shudder* This conversation went on for 3 maps and well over a freaking hour. My team was doing retarded shit and I was finally sick of it and I yelled into the mic, "Will you please stop talking about your horse fucking fetish and help defend the fucking point!" I was not just banned from that server, BUT every single server that has even a tiny affiliation with them. In that one line, I got banned from like 20-30 servers. I actually feel kind of proud.[/QUOTE]
I'm a brony yet I'm not offended at all. I hate the fandom sometimes.
Never say "omg pageking", it makes you look dumb.
[QUOTE=Falkok15;43502567]Never say "omg pageking", it makes you look dumb.[/QUOTE]
and postal will ban you.
Or Starpluck will...
Well, lets not mention it. You really do not want to know.
Fine I'll remove it.
Was on some skial server, and these kids came that kept saying shit like ''le doge meme XDDDDD'' constantly, when i told them to shut up, it was me who got kicked.
[QUOTE=shnitzel;43574932]Was on some skial server, and these kids came that kept saying shit like ''le doge meme XDDDDD'' constantly, when i told them to shut up, it was me who got kicked.[/QUOTE]
Wow
Such kick
[QUOTE=shnitzel;43574932]Was on some skial server, and these kids came that kept saying shit like ''le doge meme XDDDDD'' constantly, when i told them to shut up, it was me who got kicked.[/QUOTE]
Should have tried:
hud_saytext_time 0
Dunno if it still works AND you'll mute all of the chat but I suppose anything for a quiet life n'all that.
*Edit* Courtesy of Gamebanana- there's a nice script which you can toggle the chat on and off:
[url]http://tf2.gamebanana.com/threads/188259[/url]
Decided to go into Two Cities and start finishing my next tour. Mannhatten. Go Engineer, finish the first wave. So far so good.
I then got kicked for not moving my dispenser (with max range on it, mind.) next to the Soldier.
It was literally right there in front of him, practically a few feet away from where he would be in range.
Disconnect: #TF_Vote_kicked.
You have been voted off
:suicide:
I was banned from a server for playing Demoman while the item server was down and just half-heartedly spamming stickies at things.
But the true injustice was [I]I just wanted to play Demoknight.[/I] :<
I got [B]BANNED[/B] from a Valve server for making a teleporter trap that nobody fell for.
I didn't even know that Valve servers were as serious as competitive ones nor that you can be banned from them.
[QUOTE=Pyraax;43678387]I got [B]BANNED[/B] from a Valve server for making a teleporter trap that nobody fell for.
I didn't even know that Valve servers were as serious as competitive ones nor that you can be banned from them.[/QUOTE]
Getting kicked from Valve's servers bans you for 30 minutes or so iirc.
I was once playing on a Valve KOTH server having a good time, next thing I see is "Kick Mr. Buddy for reason: Scamming?" Right before it passed the person who called the vote said "Gimmie my hat back" in the chat. I didn't do any trading while playing on that server
Was banned because I refused to take part in making fun of a brony while most of the rest of the server was doing it.
Not kicked or banned, but close to it:
So I was playing some regular KOTH on a custom map, and then suddenly, some guy started flipping his shit out of nowhere.
He was calling shit like "OMG Doom u asshole" and "Noob stop doing that fckn faggot", and then he proceeded to call his buttbuddy admin.
Admin warned me not to break the rules again, or else I be banned.
What was the rule I broke? No spawncamping.
I was a single scout, running past their spawn with less than 50% health left. I just happened to have killed that crybaby when he walked out of there.
i asked if anyone had a dead ringer and said that i was willing to trade for it
i got permabanned after the admin called me a dumbshit and disrespected me
edit: but after one year they lifted my ban
Got banned for spawncamping
On a map with 3 different spawns
On a trade server
With no rules against it
Decided to screw around with phlog on a Valve server
[t]http://cloud-3.steampowered.com/ugc/3336341815795231670/F76730B03D0D09678714163C44CFFB487FF99856/[/t]
[url]http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=223258129[/url]
Don't screw around with phlog on a Valve server
[QUOTE=Drury;43834013]Decided to screw around with phlog on a Valve server
[t]http://cloud-3.steampowered.com/ugc/3336341815795231670/F76730B03D0D09678714163C44CFFB487FF99856/[/t]
[url]http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=223258129[/url]
Don't screw around with phlog on a Valve server[/QUOTE]
I once got kicked for 'cheating' because I used the water in sawmill's enemy intel to camp it and insta-kill the engineers or whoever else came down with the Neon Annihilator.
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