• Stupid reasons you were kicked/banned from tf2
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[QUOTE=Vipes;44668911]So I was testing out my Logitech that looks like a PS2 controller, but has Xbox buttons. I pushed the left joystick so I'd walk slowly.. Ban 1: Speedhacking Ban 2: Godmode (I was walking slowly as a scout, thought it was a spy, they couldn't kill me)[/QUOTE] i always forget controllers can make you walk that is a cool perk
[QUOTE=Hell-met;44668960]i always forget controllers can make you walk that is a cool perk[/QUOTE] Tried it out in thirdperson on my own local server. The walk animations for most of the classes aren't that good.
I imagine it looks like slowed-down running but it must play great with the ambassador
[QUOTE=Hell-met;44668993]I imagine it looks like slowed-down running but it must play great with the ambassador[/QUOTE] Not exactly. They do have walking animations. But it looks like duck walking/crabbing and other things for other classes.
[QUOTE=Hell-met;44668960]i always forget controllers can make you walk that is a cool perk[/QUOTE] You could also hold Alt and move the mouse around. You can't point your gun anywhere else, but you would move slower. Better precision for building placement.
Is it possible for a script that enables slow walking when holding shift? It would be cool beans.
Here's another good one. Managed to get into a no swearing server. Only reason I knew because I was banned. But I didn't say anything over mic, or in text. [I]But my character did[/I].
[QUOTE=Vipes;44675263]Here's another good one. Managed to get into a no swearing server. Only reason I knew because I was banned. But I didn't say anything over mic, or in text. [I]But my character did[/I].[/QUOTE] I can't remember the name of it but they ban of your character says any swears so you're supposed to activate a voice line to prevent it happening. Off topic. Posting from your Wii?
EGO servers are like that
[QUOTE=Stonecycle;44672417]You could also hold Alt and move the mouse around. You can't point your gun anywhere else, but you would move slower. Better precision for building placement.[/QUOTE] why are you using mousestrafe as a walk mode [code]bind alt +walk[/code]
+walk isnt actually a thing in tf2 the gradual velocity thing is unique to the controller mode
[QUOTE=Widow Engie;44676612]Off topic. Posting from your Wii U?[/QUOTE] Corrected, and yes. The Wii U pretty much became an internet browser. Until Nintendo puts out more games, or allows the Gamepad to be used as a Classic Controller Plus in Wii Mode.
Joined a server and a user named "[URL="http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198023484581"]mlp is autism[/URL]" started crying "kick mike, he's an autistic fag"(probably because of my pink k-9 mane). After a couple of failed votekicks one finally passed and I was kicked. TBH it was a valve server
[QUOTE=Hell-met;44678779]+walk isnt actually a thing in tf2 the gradual velocity thing is unique to the controller mode[/QUOTE] seemed like it worked when i tried it in itemtest if i'm wrong then what the fuck valve
Just today on a generic trade server with about five total people. [T]http://i.imgur.com/E7X754L.png[/T]
I was on a X10 and someone votekicked me because I got a 10 KS with my Fists of Steel and claimed I had aimbot and godhacks.
[QUOTE=Widow Engie;44676612]I can't remember the name of it but they ban of your character says any swears so you're supposed to activate a voice line to prevent it happening. [/QUOTE] Is that possible? Iirc there's a delay on voice commands.
-Gets a headshot,ban -Gets a demo and a buttmedic with a sticky trap,medic was the admin and he banned me -Said something Sonic related,ban (I just said "Gotta go fast man!" after i got killed someone and get my x2 speed with bfb) -Tried to be a nice guy to a new player,banned for "Showing mercy to noobs" -Said the word "Allah",banned for "Being a musluman faggot" -Killed someone with a double donk,banned for "why so pr0?" (That's not even a reason though,i just dominated that guy with the double donk) -Used Dangerosque,Too? and said "Nigga get outta my way",banned for "No nigga you get outta my way" (I renamed myself to "Da Nigga" while playing on that server) Gg
[QUOTE=Demo-the-man;44739707]-Gets a headshot,ban -Gets a demo and a buttmedic with a sticky trap,medic was the admin and he banned me -Said something Sonic related,ban (I just said "Gotta go fast man!" after i got killed someone and get my x2 speed with bfb) -Tried to be a nice guy to a new player,banned for "Showing mercy to noobs" -Said the word "Allah",banned for "Being a musluman faggot" -Killed someone with a double donk,banned for "why so pr0?" (That's not even a reason though,i just dominated that guy with the double donk) -Used Dangerosque,Too? and said "Nigga get outta my way",banned for "No nigga you get outta my way" (I renamed myself to "Da Nigga" while playing on that server) Gg[/QUOTE] I hope you never set foot in those servers again
Banned for jumping what is this? call of daycare? (i forgot what server that was)
[QUOTE=GREATJOB_;44788264]Banned for jumping what is this? call of daycare? (i forgot what server that was)[/QUOTE] U w0t m8? Round 'ere we all lift, but we [B]ALWAYS[/B] skip leg day. No jumping! None! NO. JUMPING. Yu jump agin' mate an 'Imma bash u, swear on me mum. That has to be the most absurd reason I've yet heard of someone being booted from a server. Sheesh, some admins are weird.
[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/ZcUC3OA.png[/IMG] People were too stupid enough to realize that the site was taken down.
[QUOTE=Norther2g;44792475][IMG]http://i.imgur.com/ZcUC3OA.png[/IMG] People were too stupid enough to realize that the site was taken down.[/QUOTE] because no normal person has any idea what it is and can only assume it's some active hacking site
[QUOTE=Punchy;44792750]because no normal person has any idea what it is and can only assume it's some active hacking site[/QUOTE] Or that you can't "inject" hacks into a weapon
[QUOTE=Mike16112;44689481]Joined a server and a user named "[URL="http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198023484581"]mlp is autism[/URL]" started crying "kick mike, he's an autistic fag"(probably because of my pink k-9 mane). After a couple of failed votekicks one finally passed and I was kicked. TBH it was a valve server[/QUOTE] This happens at least once on every single Valve server I have ever played on EVER in TF2. I don't get why people have pony avatars / renamed items / hats / objectors / anything. It just gives people a reason to hate on you. If you're a brony, that's fine, but honestly nobody cares. So, weirdest reason I have ever been banned for? Using a Ploginstator, Flare Gun and a Degreaser basically makes you a crit machine. I was shooting out so many crits they thought I was hacking. That seems to be a common pattern among here. Lots of people getting banned because stupids think they're hacking. Stay classy, TF2.
[QUOTE=Exoquatic;44803533]This happens at least once on every single Valve server I have ever played on EVER in TF2. I don't get why people have pony avatars / renamed items / hats / objectors / anything. It just gives people a reason to hate on you. If you're a brony, that's fine, but honestly nobody cares. So, weirdest reason I have ever been banned for? Using a Ploginstator, Flare Gun and a Degreaser basically makes you a crit machine. I was shooting out so many crits they thought I was hacking. That seems to be a common pattern among here. Lots of people getting banned because stupids think they're hacking. Stay classy, TF2.[/QUOTE] Pretty sure being able to use the Degreaser AND the Phlog at the same time would make you a hacker :v: [B]Edited:[/B] Yeah, I actually had a feeling you meant the Axtinguisher.
[QUOTE=BTTFfan96;44804058]Pretty sure being able to use the Degreaser AND the Phlog at the same time would make you a hacker :v:[/QUOTE] Ach, pff, I'm an idiot. I meant the AXTINGUISHER, LOL. Thanks for pointing that out. Should I edit it or keep it there?
[QUOTE=Exoquatic;44804301]Ach, pff, I'm an idiot. I meant the AXTINGUISHER, LOL. Thanks for pointing that out. Should I edit it or keep it there?[/QUOTE] Since he already quoted it, it won't matter if you do it or not.
[QUOTE=Exoquatic;44803533] I don't get why people have pony avatars / renamed items / hats / objectors / anything.[/QUOTE] Well, the same reason anyone puts anything on their objectors/whatever. They don't do it to get attention, or to tell people that they like it, they just do it because they like it. And I don't really see a problem with that.
My god, reading this thread has made me thank the spaghetti monster in the sky that I properly instructed the admins on my server to not pull stupid fuckery like this when I first hired them on. It's this type of bad administration that really kills a group/server's rep. Shit, if one of my admins were to just up and randomly ban someone for no reason, I'd not only fire that admin and unban the person, but I'd contact them via Steam to apologize for the wrongful ban, and I'd probably even give them a free random cosmetic item as compensation. If the ban in question was an honest mistake on the part of the admin, I'd obviously let the admin know what they did wrong and let them off the hook, then unban the guy who got banned, apologize and give a hat or something because I'm a nice guy. Shiite, I should probably stay on topic as well. Was on an idle server ages ago that ran RTD and such, and I ended up getting noclip from it so I noclipped into the enemy spawn and started killing everyone. Got banned for hacking. Apparently the banning admin didn't check chat to see I got noclip from RTD and I ended up contacting the owner of the group to let him know that I got banned and the reason why. Owner had a good laugh, was gonna fire the admin but I said "Just teach him the do's and dont's of being an admin on a game server and remind him that you can get noclip from RTD, and he should be fine". I think he ended up firing the guy any way because he was a bit of a tard.
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