• Stupid reasons you were kicked/banned from tf2
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Got booted from a group who hosts a few servers, as well as probably being banned from all their servers, one of which happens to be a GMod zombie survival "mall" server. I only joined to inquire why the fuck they banned AwesomeX (FP user sarge...I forget the rest of his username) and all his admins from their servers just because Sarge recently opened his own ZS "mall" server with pointshop just like they used. Apparently the administration of the group (Friends who kill zombies together) think that using the same plugins is "stealing their stuff" and they got butthurt. One of their cronies 'Mr. Clarke" (potential FP user, he's in the FP steam group) left a message on my Steam profile calling me a faggot or something, telling me to shut the fuck up because I apparently "dont know the situation" and threatened to report me to Valve if I continued to fuck with them. So I'm going to continue to fuck with them. I could take the moral high road and just ignore them but since Mr Clarke chose to call me out on my profile then block communications with me like a bitch, I'm taking the low road.
Got a 1 day ban from a 24/7 2fort server for not being serious. Actual ban reason was that i was being a "friendly". Apparently it's frowned upon to try and be nice on a server that nightly ends up with conga parties and people doing nothing but chatting about music and booze.
I've gotten a temporary (1 week) ban from a server once for "griefing" after targetting a donator pretty hard. When I was a spy and he was a medic. :pwn:
I got kicked from a pl_cactus server earlier cause I called someone a "Nigger Knight". The morons name was, quite literally, NIGGAR NIGHT. He was playing demoknight, btw. I just corrected the moron on his spelling and I got kicked for it for "being wacist", as one whiney 9 year old said over voice chat.
I got kicked for not playing Engi in a MvM server. We already had 5 other engies.
[QUOTE=Spydurr117;45428603]I got kicked for not playing Engi in a MvM server. We already had 5 other engies.[/QUOTE] I think that was the point, an entire team of Engies.
[QUOTE=Spydurr117;45428603]I got kicked for not playing Engi in a MvM server. We already had 5 other engies.[/QUOTE] That might've been me. Depends on if you flamed at us for being all engineers and got angry for losing 10 money at wave 4.
[QUOTE=xNickston;45458936]That might've been me. Depends on if you flamed at us for being all engineers and got angry for losing 10 money at wave 4.[/QUOTE] Nnnnnnnnnnnope, I got kicked within a minute of joining because I picked the wrong class (Pyro for president of Earth 2014). When I said that I would play Engi they still kept F1'ing the vote.
[QUOTE=Dat Lobo;45428577]I got kicked from a pl_cactus server earlier cause I called someone a "Nigger Knight". The morons name was, quite literally, NIGGAR NIGHT. He was playing demoknight, btw. I just corrected the moron on his spelling and I got kicked for it for "being wacist", as one whiney 9 year old said over voice chat.[/QUOTE] well obviously if you put the "E" in there instead of an "A" you are automatically racist. As such, your name and face will be plastered on every social media and news network for your hate crimes; Facebook, Tumblr, Instagram, Vines, Worldstar, MSN, CNN, TNT, FOX, ABC, 123, and the Late Night Show with David Letterman.
I got kicked for having too low a ping. No, really. Too LOW a ping. See, the server I used to go on a whole lot was located right in my city, so I had about 5 ping all the goddamn time. It was amazing. the admin claimed my ping was "clearly hacks" and told me to increase it or he'd ban me. After everyone on the server questioned his judgement, he permabanned me to "set an example". Seriously oz, what's with your admins.
[QUOTE=xxfalconxx;45503478]I got kicked for having too low a ping. No, really. Too LOW a ping. See, the server I used to go on a whole lot was located right in my city, so I had about 5 ping all the goddamn time. It was amazing. the admin claimed my ping was "clearly hacks" and told me to increase it or he'd ban me. After everyone on the server questioned his judgement, he permabanned me to "set an example". Seriously oz, what's with your admins.[/QUOTE] That admin sounds very retarded. I'm sorry but he really does
[QUOTE=zp92;45504836]That admin sounds very retarded. I'm sorry but he really does[/QUOTE] It's probably one of those guys that thinks ping directly relates to how good someone is according to the game. Anyway, if you can give the IP, maybe we can have a FP revenge raid. If you want to, that is.
[QUOTE=zp92;45504836]That admin sounds very retarded. I'm sorry but he really does[/QUOTE] It was the owner, actually. As it turned out, I was just one of the last victims in some crazy scheme he had to get new people. See, us regulars were real good at the game, and so apparently by being good, we drove away new people. The owner, thinking with what little brain he had, decided he'd find arbitrary reasons to ban all the regulars so new people would come. Why, just a week before me, he banned my friend for hacking when he was using the server's built in third person command to sticky-trap. As for a revenge raid? Well, I doubt it'd make much difference. I don't even think oz is still up, as far as servers go. But if you do see it up, I wouldn't mind others causing a bit of havoc on tape. Might be fun.
[QUOTE=xxfalconxx;45508946]It was the owner, actually. As it turned out, I was just one of the last victims in some crazy scheme he had to get new people. See, us regulars were real good at the game, and so apparently by being good, we drove away new people. The owner, thinking with what little brain he had, decided he'd find arbitrary reasons to ban all the regulars so new people would come. Why, just a week before me, he banned my friend for hacking when he was using the server's built in third person command to sticky-trap. As for a revenge raid? Well, I doubt it'd make much difference. I don't even think oz is still up, as far as servers go. But if you do see it up, I wouldn't mind others causing a bit of havoc on tape. Might be fun.[/QUOTE] Something similar happened on a server I used to frequently go to. They banned one of my friends, because apparently he was too good and would drive away people when ever he was on the server. They never told him to tone down his skills or go to another server. They just outright banned him from one day to another. Their reason for this was that they wanted their server to be fun for people at all skill levels and not a place for really good people to pubstomp. Turns out they did it to 3-4 people afterwards as well. I could kind of see their reasoning behind the ban, since a really good player can easily turn a pub in to a steamroll, and getting steamrolled will often make people leave the server. But I visited their server yesterday, and one of their admins went heavy when we were about 12 or so people in the server. That 1 heavy quickly got turned in to 4 heavies on the same team, 2 of the heavies was admins and the other 2 was regulars. It kinda makes their reasoning pretty stupid when their admins try so hard to roll the enemy team. Not to mention that the only people who can initiate a scramble is the admins, so if there's no admins on the server, there's absolutely no way of stopping a steamroll.
I capped the Intel and it was a "friendly" server. was kicked for hacking.
Got a week ban on a server for capping on 2fort. Apparently, "Scouts are not allowed to cap because they are too fast."
[quote][img]http://i.imgur.com/kteykJF.png[/img][/quote] Goddamnit Merasmus I was kicked from a jailbreak server for micspamming by someone who bought VIP GOLD membership or whatever the hell you could buy on that server. Reason: voice microphone hacker
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[QUOTE=Doctor_Brony;46126228]I created my account on this site just to post in this ooold topic ._. [B](FYI I was NOT a Brony at that time, don't give me any "you're a brony" bullshit)[/B][/QUOTE] was this really necessary
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[QUOTE=Doctor_Brony;46126284]Yes because there was some guy a few pages back who was rabidly hating "my kind".[/QUOTE] Don't let a bad apple make you think the whole tree is spoiled It's only an issue if you're shitposting about it or being annoying. welcome to facepunch.
For having a strange golden frying pan
For switching to pyro and singlehandedly stopping a spy rush the other team planned. It's your own fault you announced your plans in the chat.
Playing on valve server with randoms, being an MVP on my team when someone votekicks me with the reason "Idling". I brush it off as just some guy being stupid ...and then it passes.
My favorite is probably still getting kicked for spraying over another spray. The kicker was that his spray was already there when I joined so I couldn't see it, and I just happened to spray over it and apparently that was griefing :v:
I kept running around as a Fisty cuffs Hoovy and eventually I was banned for 15 minutes for, and [I][U][B]I quote[/B][/U][/I], "Not cooperating with your team/Scrub Play". The major irony was that I was RED team MvP, with 2 intel captures, 36 kills, and the highest points on the team at 70 points. Buffalo Steak Sandvich and Warrior's Spirit are just lovely.
Where do you people find these servers? I can't remember the last time I got kicked for a stupid reason.
[QUOTE=Futashy;46129979]For having a strange golden frying pan[/QUOTE] Can't imagine why [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/iwxEOR0.png[/IMG]
[QUOTE=Mike16112;46136587]Can't imagine why [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/iwxEOR0.png[/IMG][/QUOTE] [URL="https://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/5/5a/Soldier_mvm_loot_rare01.wav?t=20131030072544"]https://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/5/5a/Soldier_mvm_loot_rare01.wav?t=20131030072544[/URL]
[QUOTE=Mike16112;46136587]Can't imagine why [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/iwxEOR0.png[/IMG][/QUOTE] You should take a look at his other named items. Disgusting.
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