• Stupid reasons you were kicked/banned from tf2
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Permanent ban for being AFK.
I got permanently gagged on one server for saying to an admin that it's not harmful for one person to be under the map. And this was on a map where you could not shoot players through the ground.
I once told an abusive admin to go step on a lego :v:
[QUOTE=Fapplejack;46516452]They're basically servers run by that guy who used to make videos. They're constant friendly-fests, so going to one is a complete waste of time, save for when the conga came out. You can guess why someone in FP would get banned from one, given FP's hateboner for friendlies.[/QUOTE] Lazy does have a strictly competitive server, though.
[QUOTE=Doctor_Brony;46526774]I once told an abusive admin to go step on a lego :v:[/QUOTE] That is a legitimate threat that has rank amongst other popular threats such as; "I'll shoot you." "I'll stab you." and of course "Go fuck yourself with a cactus." I'm surprised you aren't arrested already.
[QUOTE=Brobattington;46526813]Lazy does have a strictly competitive server, though.[/QUOTE] Last time I played on it we still had at least one "friendly hoovy" that half the server demanded be left alone.
I jumpstabbed a Heavy from a tree on some minecraft trade map once, I see ''admin'' being said on the text chat and the next thing I know [QUOTE][B]Disconnected[/B] <Russian gibberish>[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Tinbe;46534779]I jumpstabbed a Heavy from a tree on some minecraft trade map once, I see ''admin'' being said on the text chat and the next thing I know[/QUOTE] If you have the screenshot, i could translate it for you.
[QUOTE=knifekeeper;46536172]If you have the screenshot, i could translate it for you.[/QUOTE] Unfortunately, I didn't even screenshot it. I just laughed it away and carried on my business. Thanks for the offer though.
Some guy went once on a mann up server as a scout with BFB and galvanized gibus. His name was something like "Gibus Baby Face Blaster Scout". "Hey look, robot joined our team" "Kick him" Votekick window appears. Wait, what?
I got kicked for top-scoring with Buffalo steak sandvich+Fists of steel, just running around and punching people to death. No-one even tried using melee on me, they just kicked me for "cheating"
How about getting kicked for driving a Bumper Car while cloaked with the cloak and dagger? Really simple to do. Just cloak, then place yourself in a bumper car. Not really exploitation. Plus you can see the drag lines behind the car as you're driving along
"dont use <WEAPON THEY DON'T LIKE HERE>" "dont be spy" *Votekick for no reason* *i'm kicked* fuck some people in the tf2 community gosh i just want to mann up please
[QUOTE=erkor;46550326]"dont use <WEAPON THEY DON'T LIKE HERE>" "dont be spy" *Votekick for no reason* *i'm kicked* fuck some people in the tf2 community gosh i just want to mann up please[/QUOTE] This is why I don't even play MvM. I tried once, didn't know enough, got kicked. You have to learn their rules if you want to play, but there's no way to be effective in Boot Camp because no one knows how to be effective. Therefore, the only people that play real MvM are these dicks that kick anyone and refuse to teach or help them, they just want to get their stupid Aussie weapons.
[QUOTE=Blackavar;46550431]This is why I don't even play MvM. I tried once, didn't know enough, got kicked. You have to learn their rules if you want to play, but there's no way to be effective in Boot Camp because no one knows how to be effective. Therefore, the only people that play real MvM are these dicks that kick anyone and refuse to teach or help them, they just want to get their stupid Aussie weapons.[/QUOTE] self teach and read steam guides i've no issue helping new players, but i have no patience for new players who don't listen You have to understand how tiresome it gets after the 90th sniper you've met who is convinced he can headshot all the robots without reload speed, explosive headshot or jarate
[QUOTE=Punchy;46550739]self teach and read steam guides i've no issue helping new players, but i have no patience for new players who don't listen You have to understand how tiresome it gets after the 90th sniper you've met who is convinced he can headshot all the robots without reload speed, explosive headshot or jarate[/QUOTE] This, mvm is an awesome fun game mode when you have a good team. If you want to try out huntsman sniper or demoknight thats what bootcamp servers are for.
[QUOTE=Punchy;46550739]self teach and read steam guides i've no issue helping new players, but i have no patience for new players who don't listen You have to understand how tiresome it gets after the 90th sniper you've met who is convinced he can headshot all the robots without reload speed, explosive headshot or jarate[/QUOTE] I agree with Punchy so much a group of friends and myself actually wrote a guide! [url]http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=231580282[/url] Read it, feel enlightened....Try not to shit on anyone's game. Seriously, unlike the base game, people do actually pay to be on those servers.
A few nights ago I got banned from a trading server. I went into the server, I got tired of random people trading me asking for my unusuals instead of doing the trades I am advertising, SO I put on my Wolfenstein: TNO loadout on my Heavy. I looked like this: [img]http://i.imgur.com/9WJENer.png[/img] I am in the server for about 10 seconds, someone takes one look at me and starts YELLING on mic to take the armor off because it was offensive. I refuse to take the armor off and got banned. Reason: Racism.
[QUOTE=MrCasual;46739612] [t]http://i.imgur.com/9WJENer.png[/t][/QUOTE] wait are you telling me that people playing this game really get offended by the nazi armor because it is nazi armor I should play heavy more often
Mine was when an admin was being dominated by a bot. He was like 11 yrs old. He said that if the bot killed him one more time (which it did), he would ban a random person on the server. I guess it was his way of calling medic to help kill the bot. I was that random person.
Trade Server. Was selling my Festive RL, some dude traded me, The Offer? 2 Weapons, I laughed and said "You need more than that" Exits Trade. Banned. [B]EDIT:[/B] [B]THIS DUDE WAS AN[/B] [I][U]ADMIN[/U][/I]
[QUOTE=ysd64;46795576]Trade Server. Was selling my Festive RL, some dude traded me, The Offer? 2 Weapons, I laughed and said "You need more than that" Exits Trade. Banned. [B]EDIT:[/B] [B]THIS DUDE WAS AN[/B] [I][U]ADMIN[/U][/I][/QUOTE] I think sharking a user whilst being an admin for a trade server should put an instant steam rep scammer tag, no matter how petty the offense is. If you're given a seat in power, you best not abuse it
Got kicked for tracking down a deadringer spy with my tribalman's shiv, because that's "Cheating"...
This isn't a case of me getting banned from a server. Instead, it's a case of me banning a complete idiot from my server. So this [url=http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561197960443806]$root:[/url] fellow joins my trade/raffle/event server while we're all dickin' around with the grappling hook. Don't pay much attention to him until I see him in chat say: "smac sucks" "my lmaobox bypasses it" Banned him with the SourceBans reason listed as "Openly admitting to using LMAOBox and how it bypasses SMAC detection. What are you, retarded?", Shortly after this, my ping starts skyrocketing and randomly shooting up and dropping down, so the first thought in my head is "haha this kid is DDoSing me. thank god for unlimited monthly bandwidth internet". Few seconds later I realized it was caused by my sister watching a movie on Netflix. :v: What is wrong with people these days?
Banned for supposedly using a "damage reducer hack". Those don't even exist, plus I was playing as scout. I have no idea what the hell they were talking about.
Made an infinite loop teleporter on PPM's Server 3 to do an endless conga. Got banned for ten minutes. Then again, they do consider teletraps trolling.
[QUOTE=LexDragon;46801461]Made an infinite loop teleporter on PPM's Server 3 to do an endless conga. Got banned for ten minutes. Then again, they do consider teletraps trolling.[/QUOTE] Well, if you made a malicious teletrap that ended up trapping a ton of people (though I think it's stupid that they don't just type "explode" in the console), I wouldn't blame an admin for banning you
[QUOTE=Blackavar;46829537]Well, if you made a malicious teletrap that ended up trapping a ton of people (though I think it's stupid that they don't just type "explode" in the console), I wouldn't blame an admin for banning you[/QUOTE] I was the [I]only person riding it[/I]
I often make an entrance against a wall with an exit pointed towards the entrance so I can indefinitely conga to pass the time at Dustbowl 3 on red when my team made a bit of a push. I don't think that's worthy of a ban.
[QUOTE=Fapplejack;46845162]I often make an entrance against a wall with an exit pointed towards the entrance so I can indefinitely conga to pass the time at Dustbowl 3 on red when my team made a bit of a push. I don't think that's worthy of a ban.[/QUOTE] They probably did it because the thing I was doing for an infinite conga was a "Bread Factory" type infinite tele.
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