Stupid reasons you were kicked/banned from tf2 - Games

[QUOTE=zp92;47140008]It may have been a server for 'special players' if you catch my drift[/QUOTE] You mean people that can't handle the fact that they're not the best at games?

So, a friend of mine was asking me to join his server. It was a Turk Brony server so i said "Why the hell not? Let's try it out!" then joined him. It was a friendly server and everyone was nice and stuff. Then some Scout (won't recall his name as i do not want people to shit hate all over him.) joined in and started staring at me for like 10 seconds then typed "Your not a brony, are you?" so i pointed out that i am not a brony and that i joined the server because i wanted to see what was going on. He went apeshit and called his "aunty" (Which he also ERP'd with.) to pocket him when he played as a Pyro. They kept trying to kill me for 3 map changes (2 Mario ones and a MLP one) until i got oneugh of their shit and used the !god command to discover the map. After 5 mins, both him and his internet aunty kept telling me that i was a coward for not daring to fight them. While they were still complaining and looking for me, i disabled my god mode and killed both of them. Just to hear the guy scream "I WILL GET MY AUNTY'S REVENGE, YOU FUCKING FILTHY CASUAL!" and run towards me as a Scout. I crit punched him in the face. Then he called an admin because i was "being a mean bully" and i was also "killing his sexy aunty". Guess what the admin did? Banned me for "Being a mean bulli". I added the owner of the server and told him about it. He unbanned me and banned the admin shortly after, leaving the guy and his internet aunty unbanned. I joined back just to see his internet aunty disconnecting and him crying on the microphone because i appereantly killed his beautiful aunty. His "aunty" was a 14 year old girl which was a huge bitch and a sick pervert. Jesus fucking Christ.

[QUOTE=Demo-the-man;47177334]snip[/QUOTE] Good lord above us. The person who's mad at you must be cancer cell excrement or something.

[QUOTE=Demo-the-man;47177334]So, a friend of mine was asking me to join his server. It was a Turk Brony server so i said "Why the hell not? Let's try it out!" then joined him. It was a friendly server and everyone was nice and stuff. Then some Scout (won't recall his name as i do not want people to shit hate all over him.) joined in and started staring at me for like 10 seconds then typed "Your not a brony, are you?" so i pointed out that i am not a brony and that i joined the server because i wanted to see what was going on. He went apeshit and called his "aunty" (Which he also ERP'd with.) to pocket him when he played as a Pyro. They kept trying to kill me for 3 map changes (2 Mario ones and a MLP one) until i got oneugh of their shit and used the !god command to discover the map. After 5 mins, both him and his internet aunty kept telling me that i was a coward for not daring to fight them. While they were still complaining and looking for me, i disabled my god mode and killed both of them. Just to hear the guy scream "I WILL GET MY AUNTY'S REVENGE, YOU FUCKING FILTHY CASUAL!" and run towards me as a Scout. I crit punched him in the face. Then he called an admin because i was "being a mean bully" and i was also "killing his sexy aunty". Guess what the admin did? Banned me for "Being a mean bulli". I added the owner of the server and told him about it. He unbanned me and banned the admin shortly after, leaving the guy and his internet aunty unbanned. I joined back just to see his internet aunty disconnecting and him crying on the microphone because i appereantly killed his beautiful aunty. His "aunty" was a 14 year old girl which was a huge bitch and a sick pervert. Jesus fucking Christ.[/QUOTE] It's too bad 'Autism Awareness Month" isn't for another 2 months

I used to play on an mlp server back when i was a brony. Had great map rotation and a great community then somehow the community went to shit 3 months later and was basically full of people that got mad if anyone actually played the game. Got banned for "trolling and ruining fun". Found out the server owner handed it over to his friend because he was too busy to manage it. His friend told me i deserved the ban when i asked him about it

[QUOTE=Demo-the-man;47177334]Jesus fucking Christ.[/QUOTE] Speechless. That's the shit I would pay money for to see with my own eyes.

Just got kicked for being 2gud at hasteheavy. But god forbid the aimbotters and vampire phlog pyros are kicked for being better than the rest of them.

[QUOTE=Demo-the-man;47177334]So, a friend of mine was asking me to join his server. It was a Turk Brony server so i said "Why the hell not? Let's try it out!" then joined him. It was a friendly server and everyone was nice and stuff. Then some Scout (won't recall his name as i do not want people to shit hate all over him.) joined in and started staring at me for like 10 seconds then typed "Your not a brony, are you?" so i pointed out that i am not a brony and that i joined the server because i wanted to see what was going on. He went apeshit and called his "aunty" (Which he also ERP'd with.) to pocket him when he played as a Pyro. They kept trying to kill me for 3 map changes (2 Mario ones and a MLP one) until i got oneugh of their shit and used the !god command to discover the map. After 5 mins, both him and his internet aunty kept telling me that i was a coward for not daring to fight them. While they were still complaining and looking for me, i disabled my god mode and killed both of them. Just to hear the guy scream "I WILL GET MY AUNTY'S REVENGE, YOU FUCKING FILTHY CASUAL!" and run towards me as a Scout. I crit punched him in the face. Then he called an admin because i was "being a mean bully" and i was also "killing his sexy aunty". Guess what the admin did? Banned me for "Being a mean bulli". I added the owner of the server and told him about it. He unbanned me and banned the admin shortly after, leaving the guy and his internet aunty unbanned. I joined back just to see his internet aunty disconnecting and him crying on the microphone because i appereantly killed his beautiful aunty. His "aunty" was a 14 year old girl which was a huge bitch and a sick pervert. Jesus fucking Christ.[/QUOTE] This is why the brony fandom gets as much hate as it does. Sometimes I really hate the fandom.

[QUOTE=zp92;47140008]It may have been a server for 'special players' if you catch my drift[/QUOTE] Nah, just some really bullshit rules to make everyone feel "protected". Seriously, I've seen people get banned for even slightly sexist remarks. I got banned for a day for saying nigga, which I say in just about every server. I just assume that the people that are made admins or own the server haven't been exposed to much of the world if they get offended so easily for someone else.

One time I played jailbreak and the warden told everyone to afk freeze, I was auto-kicked for being afk.

[QUOTE=Mike16112;47270172]One time I played jailbreak and the warden told everyone to afk freeze, I was auto-kicked for being afk.[/QUOTE] Can I just say that it baffles me that there exists a gamemode where you will be killed for interacting with the game in any way? Like, jailbreak can be enjoyable under certain circumstances, but the fact that somebody can just demand "alright everybody, stop playing the video game or get killed" is completely fucking stupid imo.

Well it wasn't me that was banned but once I saw a TFBot being kicked by the console for being AFK during a MvM game.

Followed around the main admin Glubbable in the "Glubbables slender fortress" (seriously fuck that server it's absolute cancer) hitting him with a fish in the lobby Was perma banned. :v:

I once got banned for spawncamping... ...I was protecting my spawn from spawncamping engineers, and i was mostly destrying their buildables, rather than killing anyone, but banning me still makes sence, right?

"You have been banned for: damage resistance hacks" Appereantly using Fists Of Steel to run away from him so he won't kill me instantly with a single Machina Headshot is hacking. Fun thing is, he said "You sick bastard, after killing my aunty. You shall never set foot on this server ever again!" before banning me. Yeaaaaaaah.

[t]http://cloud-4.steamusercontent.com/ugc/718664499216709078/4396880E3942B458EFC5CDF903CBDA301EDA6DF5/[/t] Made me giggle.

Playing engie, I said "I will build nothing." into chat. I was voted off for being idle.

I play quite a bit of MVM mann up, I decided I wanted to play on a pub server so joined. Upon my first death the loot that I earned showed up in chat. Immediately after this there was a vote kick against me for 'cheating' because I earned a few items. The thing with pub servers is they generally just agree with the vote without knowing about the situation.

Body shooting the admin with the Sydney Sleeper.

[QUOTE=1 Duck;47626776]I play quite a bit of MVM mann up, I decided I wanted to play on a pub server so joined. Upon my first death the loot that I earned showed up in chat. Immediately after this there was a vote kick against me for 'cheating' because I earned a few items. The thing with pub servers is they generally just agree with the vote without knowing about the situation.[/QUOTE] Here: A quick guide how voting works on a pub server. Reason: "cheating" - Is the guy cheating? [i]No[/i] -> Vote yes. - Is the guy cheating and in my team? [i]Yes[/i] -> Vote no. - Is the guy cheating and in my team? [I]No[/I] -> Vote yes Reason: "afk" - Is the guy afk? [I]Yes[/I] -> Vote no. - Is the guy afk? [I]No[/I] -> Yote yes - Is the guy friendly (Do not kill me.. I'm friendly)? [I]Yes[/I] -> Vote no - Is the guy useless (Sitting in your spaw doing dumb stuff)? [I]Yes[/I] -> Vote no Reason "other" - Is the guy griefing? [I]Yes[/I] - Vote no - Is the guy (aka me) better than you? Yes -> Change your team, call a vote, change back to your old team and wait a few seconds.

I had some asshat try to kick me for griefing... Even though all I was doing was trying to take the last point on stage 1 of cp_egypt....Alone....As an engineer... Which I did.

[QUOTE=3bwii;47294247]Followed around the main admin Glubbable in the "Glubbables slender fortress" (seriously fuck that server it's absolute cancer) hitting him with a fish in the lobby Was perma banned. :v:[/QUOTE] Care to explain how the server is cancer? Seems like you were being annoying on purpose to her. oh yeah and glub is a girl or so i've heard, use the correct words

[QUOTE=Galen;47834330]Care to explain how the server is cancer? Seems like you were being annoying on purpose to her. oh yeah and glub is a girl or so i've heard, use the correct words[/QUOTE] I do not think it's easy to understand what Glubbable's gender is. I mean come on, she has a femscout with no underwear and a hoodie. Of course people will assume Glubbable is a sick pervert male. It's hard to figure it out without knowing her. Also, the server is cancer because of the fact it's full of Oprah Winfery Network and other Edgy people. Which keeps the server in the cancer section. By the way hitting someone with a fish is much, much tamer than hitting them with a pan instead.

[QUOTE=Galen;47834330]Care to explain how the server is cancer? Seems like you were being annoying on purpose to her. oh yeah and glub is a girl or so i've heard, use the correct words[/QUOTE] At most if your a hyper-sensitive admin it warrants a warning not a permanent ban.

I got banned from a website about Tf2, if that counts. So, someone was looking for a good name for his Strange Loose Cannon. He also said that it would be neat if the name suggestion referenced Plants Vs Zombies. I suggested him to name it "Coconut Launcher". Which was referencing Plants Vs Zombies 2. 2 hours later an admin banned me for being racist. I checked the thread again and saw that same admin suggest a name. Guess what he suggested? "Nigga's Own Chicken Wing Launcher". Why?

Banned for: nub meh dick Spell medic properly plz. I have to heal everyone

I got banned for playing as a heavy w/tomislav before it got nerfed, I was banned while playing on their payload server for the reason "minigun should have more recoil, so you're hacking". I think they were pretty mad i was at the top of the leaderboard .

Playing 2Fort as Sniper and getting headshots against the enemy snipers, (not any other class) and getting called a hacker, eventually getting votekicked / banned because people automatically assume you're hacking if you kill them more than once with a headshot.

Because I joined jiggly's funhouse

[QUOTE=Potatofactory;48085177]Because I joined jiggly's funhouse[/QUOTE] Wait, this shithole is still alive?!