Stupid reasons you were kicked/banned from tf2

[Suomimies55]

I got banned when i joined to the server. (Like everyone else, expect those 6 players who were in that server, and voted ban for whoever joined that server...)

[Coffeeshopbun]

Being a furry.

[Galen]

[QUOTE=Coffeeshopbun;48114584]Being a furry.[/QUOTE]

That's funny, I was kicked from a furry server for being a scalie.

[butilka4]

Kicked reason: No darwins.

[vnc]

[QUOTE=butilka4;48120998]Kicked reason: No darwins.[/QUOTE]

Christian server?

[Atsuimono]

This wasnt me who got banned, but it showed up in the chat
User has been banned for prasing hitler as a god

[partir]

Seller: Selling keys for 12 ref (back when they were 10)
Me: Sure you are gonna sell that.
Seller: It's the price buddy.
Me:And that ladies and gentleman is a stupid person.
Server message after getting kicked: Rude to admin "I'm an admin motherfucker."

[hipsterhendrix]

damn you told him

[FullofCunts]

i accidentally pressed an old bind i had
[IMG]http://puu.sh/iP3oU/8c61bca197.PNG[/IMG]
literally shitmin

[Uber-Painis]

I honestly don't know why this happened to me, but I tried joining one of the Valve Snowplow servers, and for no given reason I was kicked+banned. I don't understand why and for what purpose...

[kariko]

[QUOTE=FullofCunts;48133476]i accidentally pressed an old bind i had
[IMG]http://puu.sh/iP3oU/8c61bca197.PNG[/IMG]
literally shitmin[/QUOTE]

Was it really an old bind?

[OfficerLamarr]

I once said "No Fun Allowed" when the moderator was being picky for the littlest of things and I got hit with this;

[QUOTE] ADMIN: Issued an extended gag on Lamarr for 20 minutes (reason: Don't be an ignorant twat just because you can't follow or understand simple rules.).[/QUOTE]

What?

[Doom64hunter]

Got kicked for completing a contract.

[joseloco]

Banned for "hacking" because I killed an admin

[TheSwaggerGuy]

[QUOTE=redonkulous;15672618]No. I am.[/QUOTE]
LOL

[Dr. Ocsid]

[QUOTE=TheSwaggerGuy;48190080]LOL[/QUOTE]

the "funny" rating exists for a reason you know

[Clener74]

Got banned from saying "Get good get lmaobox!" some time ago on a Lotus server. We were even talking about lmaobox and I also wrote it differently than the spam the actual cheaters post in the chat.

Should I be glad I'm banned from Lotus servers?

[The Meowsmith]

You should be glad that you're banned from any server that forces advertisements on you and slams the server name in the corner of the screen.

One time, I was banned for body shooting scouts. Turns out that lime one I kept dropping was an admin, and he was furious.

[Piter]

Killed admin by a rocket reflect

[Clener74]

[QUOTE=Piter;48231924]Killed admin by a rocket reflect[/QUOTE]

Based on the posts this thread has, the server I always go to must have the best admins on the world

[ADHD]

i hid in a corner on 2fort near the blu spawn and kept spawncamping people that came out of it

got 3 doms, one guy goes rage pyro and then i backstab him

turns out he was the admin

Disconnect: C&D exploit

[Guiltas]

i got kicked because an kid call me hacker because i has used the degreeser and he used back burner for air blast he call me hacker because he use 50 of ammo and i use 20 and another time i got banned forever from 1 server because the admin has a kid and he said he gonna kill me if i dont give him all my sniper items and the sniper is my MAIN and the kid main too but he dont has any item just cool hats p2p THATS IT i never have seen a p2p with STRONGER WEAPONS i just see some cool hats whe i kill the adm kid he rage so much man i need to mute him and he banned me THE END ;-; i hate get banned for stoopid reasons

[editline]27th July 2015[/editline]

and my brother dont say cactus say COCKTUS he is a dummy because he is a kid id what he has in his mind

[editline]27th July 2015[/editline]

and my brother dont say cactus say COCKTUS he is a dummy because he is a kid id what he has in his mind

[editline]27th July 2015[/editline]

and my brother dont say cactus say COCKTUS he is a dummy because he is a kid id what he has in his mind

[DavidCameron]

What a wonderful first post, anyway have some content.

I was once banned for "Craft cheat exploit get good at the game and trade for hats like a pro" by the owner of a shitty server. After consulting him he told me one person can not have #84 items from the same set and the crafters are unknown so I was hacking. What a brilliant way to spend a Monday.

[Creeps]

Got kicked from gunmettle server for taking medkit
Reason? Guy shouted in chat: "HE TOOK MY MEDKIT!!"

I was on like 20hp, while he was on 70

:v:

[Demo-the-man]

[QUOTE=Creeps;48444301]Got kicked from gunmettle server for taking medkit
Reason? Guy shouted in chat: "HE TOOK MY MEDKIT!!"

I was on like 20hp, while he was on 70

:v:[/QUOTE]

I once was accused of stealing a Demo's medkit.

While i was a Medic.

While i also was healing him.

OH SHIT I FORGOT TO GIVE YOU GUYS SOME GOOD OLD CONTENT:

Was playing on this one server my friend invited me to play on. We were doing silly stuff (Ex. He would shoot rockets at me, somehow making them circle arround me. Then i would rush into people screaming "ALLAHU AKBAR!" killing everyone in the process.) when this one admin said "Selling my Spec. Killstreak Waifu for offers!". I just giggled like an idiot and said "How does that even look like?".

Then he showed me his objector that had a picture of Squigly and Eliza from Skullgirls having... y'know. STUFF. I said "OH SO THAT'S HOW IT LOOKS LIKE!". Then after a minute of silence, i said "Why the bloddy hell would you put something like that on your objector, know that it will be removed? That's just dumb, y'know."

Got kicked for "Disrespecting his sexual interests".

[GoldPlatinum]

scamming.. I didn't do it

[Issac Freeman]

I once randomly joined a Valve attack/defense server. There were about 2 or 3 other people I joined red and killed someone who was about to cap the last point. After I killed him, some kid on the mic screams at me that this was a "private server" and that they were dueling. So he starts a vote which gets me kicked.

[Ona]

Votekicked from a Valve server for pushing the cart on Hightower.

Classic.

[Demo-the-man]

[QUOTE=Ona;48493069]Votekicked from a Valve server for pushing the cart on Hightower.

Classic.[/QUOTE]

I seriously don't understand why people thinks Hightower is a deathmatch map, not a Payload Race map.

THOSE TWO CARTS ARE HERE FOR YOU TO PUSH!

Content:

This did not happen to me, but it happened to a friend recently.

My friend recently got banned from a server for "Micspam".

Only thing he did was to rename himself to "Big Band" and ONLY FOR ONCE spammed "You will be prosecuted to the full extent of the jam." which is one of Big Band's Quotes. The admin imadeatly kicked him.

The server allowed Micspam too :v:

[MedicInDisquise]

[QUOTE=Demo-the-man;48493889]I seriously don't understand why people thinks Hightower is a deathmatch map, not a Payload Race map.

THOSE TWO CARTS ARE HERE FOR YOU TO PUSH!
[/QUOTE]

I can understand why, if you cap the point then it's entirely possible the map will change if it's not 24/7. People don't want that to happen, so they get mad if you actually play for the objective. Personally, they should just go to a 24/7 server if they're going to get mad about capping.