Stupid reasons you were kicked/banned from tf2 - Games

When i headshotted a heavy then i was banned for "hacking" i was like WTF . [editline]03:54AM[/editline] Everyone's getting banned for "hacking" because of noob admin/player's.

joined -> see the rules -> gets ban for saying nazi in the mic... did not understand a shit...

First time used c'n'd, and i got permabanned for "spywatch disp exploit"

Went into a server, said hello over the mic, then I got banned with reason: Fucking American.

I got temp kicked and banned from GA servers because my name was Colonel Charles Clusterfuck.

Lol? I thought GA servers didn't have Admins. That's why i love them :)

I was kicked off of a eGO arena for swearing, all i said was "Shit" over the mic and it was justified too! I was a medic and the solder i was healing blew up infront of me and the other team had a medic solder and demo still left.

I got kicked for building a teleport leading into our spawn in Mario Kart and letting a spy come in to flick ciggarettes all over the floor.

I nearly got kicked from one of Lotus's servers by a donator because i was running around as a Scout, owning everyone with a bat(it was 3x3, so i was just fooling around).

[QUOTE=iLife_Aftermath;15759032]First time used c'n'd, and i got permabanned for "spywatch disp exploit"[/QUOTE] That's an exploit now? I thought that they put that in there on purpose.

Oh and i forgot that i've been kicked from a "sv_alltalk" server because i said "we can't coordinate via mic if the the other team can listen what we say" Kicked by console Reason:"then make yourself deaf" -.-"

I got permabanned from a furry server because I sprayed a nude girl next to a furry porn spray. Reason: You sick fuck.

^Maybe they thought you sprayed the one next to it

Got permabanned becuz admin could not outsmart bullet.

Get a load of this. I was on a TF2 Clan server that enforces teamwork pretty heavily, so I had to watch myself when it came to not going with the team. So, at the beginning of the match, they ask for some guys to go medic and said to heal, and no "battle medic" shit. So then I said "Sure thing, I'll go ahead. I won't mess around and heal". Banned for not being a team-player. Clean out your ears, pal. And what's worse, one of my friends who is a zealous follower of the clan wanted me to appeal my ban, as they banned my friggin' IP as well. [b]I didn't.[/b]

I was permabanned on an arena server for [quote] h4xor baatl3 m3dix r gay [/quote] It was a 3v3 I was medic near the end of the game, my idiot teammates got themselves killed and only took one of the other team down, so it was a solider and a heavy -VS- a single medic (Jesus they could have easily killed me if they had kept thier eyes open and stopped typing long chat messages) I kept doing hit and run attacks so I could outrun the solider and heavy and selfheal and attack again Eventually I hit them both with the ubersaw finishing them off from behind where they weren't watching. As I celebrated victory I did the kritzkrieg taunt while ubercharged and then I got "raeg" and permaban. before I was banned the people on my team were begging him not to ban me because they could see I wasn't hacking, they were all put on a mute list. Damn I hate little kids. Another time I was banned was when SOMEONE ELSE (on the other team) was simply a spy, disguised as a scout (in this case me), invisible, stood next to an engineers dispencer and doing "Need a dispencer 'ere!" a load. The engineer was an admin, I was the only scout on the team, he put 1+1 together to make 4 and permabanned me for "voice spamming" I didn't use 1+1 to make 3 as the example because that is actually possible 1.4+1.4=2.8 Round all those numbers to the nearest whole number What does it make?

Spycrabing the whole game

I got banned from Texas Teamplayers and I've never even been there :confused: I think that's the stupidest reason ever.

[QUOTE=rob54362;15770901] I didn't use 1+1 to make 3 as the example because that is actually possible 1.4+1.4=2.8 Round all those numbers to the nearest whole number What does it make?[/QUOTE] 1.8+1.8=3.6=4 I think

Calling the admin a commie.

[QUOTE=KmScMT;16352772]1.8+1.8=3.6=4 I think[/QUOTE] :downs: 1.8 would be rounded up to make 2.

[QUOTE=Hellduck07;16355822]:downs: 1.8 would be rounded up to make 2.[/QUOTE] i don't know

Meaning he was right both ways.

Hmmm, me and a pyro were working together. (I was a sniper) I would shoot an arrow and he would light it on fire as I shot it. Well, we saw a heavy and a medic running towards us. So I shot an arrow and as soon as the medic said "I am fully charged" I got a flaming headshot on the medic. Then, I quickly dispatched the heavy with a headshot. Banned:Where did you get your aimbot?

[QUOTE=xpod1;16356078]Meaning he was right both ways.[/QUOTE] No, because 1 + 1 =/= 2 + 2.

Having a Sandvich picnic with 2 other Heavys.

I got banned for spamming [b]Michael Jackson`s [/b]songs and [b]Billy Mays[/b] commercials , they wouldnt know what a tribute is even if it fucked them in the ass... those bastards...

I joined a server where a clan was practicing. I was walking around as a spycrab. "Intruding on clan meeting and being spycrab." I guess they thought I was from a competing clan? Anyways, flipping the table, I got someone else banned a while ago. There was this little kid by the name of J Rad on the server. He had a mic. (No one knows the rule "no mic till balls drop" anymore) Anyways, whenever he'd talk, I'd say "Shut up, J Rad. No one likes you". He got really mad, so he started a votekick against me. People don't care who it is they're kicking, they just pick yes, so I was just about to get kicked, when an admin stopped the kick from out of the server. The kid started another votekick, but by the time it started, the admin perma'd him for abusing the system.

Why do you run together "No" and "One"?

[QUOTE=Neckbeard;16360995]Why do you run together "No" and "One"?[/QUOTE] I didn't.