• Stupid reasons you were kicked/banned from tf2
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I was bored and decided to let my 11 year old cousin talk on the mic. On one server, I got banned. On another server, I got globally muted. Oh, and I was playing on this Sniper map with the name "The Rise Of African Pornography." So the admin told me to change it. I changed it to "The Rise of Asian Pornography." I heard someone laugh before the admin kicked me.
I did a 24 kill streak as a soldier. The admin banned me for no reason.
A swastika... that wasn't mine...
Today i was kicked for getting the "Bonk Helm" in the hurfdurf express. Weee.
I joined a server and played as the soldier for about 4 minutes and dominated an admin. Reason for ban: Stop showing off your medal faggot! lolwut? I hadn't taunted or killcammed or anything.
Well, you cant blame them...oh wait, yes you can.
Calling an admin a 'horny internet nerd virgin'. Got perma banned!
My k/d was 100:8 because it was a fucking mariocart noob fest and I was owning as spy. Kicked: Hacking. Fucking redonkulous. Also on a css server, my name was All Terrorists. The admin told me to change it, so I changed my name to All Counter-Terrorists. He got mad and kicked me. I came back with the name All Spectators and got banned.
I was permabanned because i was not in the servers shitty group :saddowns:
An admin and I were arguing about the Pyro. He said Pyro absolutely can not take skill if you can play as him with just W and Mouse 1. I countered with, "Sure, you can play Pyro that way. But you can't be GOOD as Pyro that way." Banned. Reason? "If Pyro takes no skill you cant be good at it."
The pyro takes no skill. :cop:
There was some HUGE admin abuse on my favourite server, which im a "Deputy Admin" on. Basicaly, I tell admins what happens when they are not on, the sort it out. Different timezones, you see. The admin had noclipped as a Heavy, and was killing everyone. Including his teammates. He also reduced everyone to melee only. So, hes flying about, everyone is a scout trying to Sandman him, except me that is. I am a spy waving my knife about like a drunken hobo. He flys through me, I earn 2 points for a backstab. The whole server spams voice + chatbox with "OMGWTFLOL EPIC". I get banned for "Admin abuse". Which was lifted in 8 minutes and the abusive admin perma banned. I would just like to say: wat.
I hate admins that use their power when people call them out on bad things they do. Democracy needs to be acknowledged. no INSTA-ban or Mute command maybe a Vote system should be made so the whole server can decide the supossedly "faggots" fate as long as they arent intentionally doing something bad. Also I was on an Orange server with a bunch of Dutch people SPEAKING english and I got banned because I spoke English but "not Dutch" with an accent I guess. however they never Perm-ban me so I keep going on there once in a while and troll.
eGO for having the name Sexually Unimpressive Bear and talking like a faggot. ATF for changing team name to NIGS in tournament mode. SB For calling the admin a nigger. Some random server for teleport blocking. Some other server for having a blank name.
Killing the admin after he was cowering in a corner with the new round end animations.
I was banned from the DP servers yesterday, I just wanted to go on, play with a couple of my friends I made about six months ago. So I tried to join, and it told me I was banned from all the servers. I go onto their forums to try and ask WHY I was banned. I got in for a few seconds before I got banned from the FORUMS as well, quite likely by the same person who banned me from the tf2 servers. Ban reason? Lol GTFO. Luckily, I have admin friends from those servers who are currently tracking the asshole down, as well as unbanning me from the game servers. (Couldn't unban me from the forums, but oh well. I don't really go there anyway.)
Joined an 24/7 toyfort server, went sniper, walked outside the spawn, then got banned for using exploits wat
banned for annoying the other team as a cloak and dagger spy spamming "put Despencer here"
First time playing the pc version, after joining several fake 32 man servers I find a game and decide to get used to the controls, I soon get a flare gun from random drops and decide to test it out. I shoot a scout across the battlements of 2fort killing him, got banned for not using the flamethrower. A good start I think.
[QUOTE=Sift;16732061]First time playing the pc version, after joining several fake 32 man servers I find a game and decide to get used to the controls, I soon get a flare gun from random drops and decide to test it out. I shoot a scout across the battlements of 2fort killing him, got banned for not using the flamethrower. A good start I think.[/QUOTE] You're already better then 90% of Pyro players. [editline]03:06AM[/editline] Yesterday I got kicked for "NOT BEING A TEAM PLAYER" because I was doing the sawmill tele exploit. I was SO being a team player :(
Perma'd for "furry"
Votebanned on a server for being a bad Demoman. It was 1v1 with me and a Medic and I had like what, 15 health left.
We were on dustbowl and there were about 7 Engineers, and they were complaining about to many engineers and I got kicked. (I was an Engineer) my friends and I were like, "He got kicked for playing the game right..."
[QUOTE=Batmoutarde;16724363]eGO for having the name Sexually Unimpressive Bear and talking like a faggot. [/QUOTE] eGO govern's M rated games when they are meant for cussing......Thats why I've hated these faggots for awhile....
[QUOTE=30Spartan300;16744815]eGO govern's M rated games when they are meant for cussing......Thats why I've hated these faggots for awhile....[/QUOTE] I saw a CoD4 server of theirs earlier, I had a urge to go find some aimbot and spamming software, join and make it spam links to various goatse sites, and say "shit" about 10 times a second.
[QUOTE=Imperials ^^;16732696]Perma'd for "furry"[/QUOTE] Good.
I got one for muting. I was on FP #1 and played Pirates of the Pingas and Reag muted me saying "is it cOLD in here?" then he played Captian jack a few minutes later. then he left without unmuting me... :(( double sadface. Im taking down my Tribute To Reag video on youtube. [editline]03:49AM[/editline] [QUOTE=wedewdw;15737204]banned on facepunch servar by sayng "noob medic" to a medic who ubercharged before the round started isn't that beautiful[/QUOTE] some random admin is doing something like that. maybe it was kikka before he got rammed up the ass with the admin-power-ban hammer. *sorry kikka [editline]04:01AM[/editline] [QUOTE=MedicmanV2;15687117]classic story of you being the cool kid and having the whole server on your side and then having the admin unjustly ban you[/QUOTE] thats happened to me on Facepunch server with some ass hole. it was so funny though. only 3 people out of 24 voted to ban me and im a regular for about a year! wtf
1. ping higher than 100. 2. Joining a team. 3. Having a ping of 70, but not being of the australian region. 4. OWNING EVERYONE ON TEH SERVER.
Just got kicked by a jealous admin after bragging about my tough guy toque. I got it 5 minutes before and I was getting congratulated by everyone and I was modelling it and stuff, and the admin got pissed and decided I was ruining the game and kicked me.
Kicked and Banned For: "BeInG TeH uBeR hAx SnIpEr LOLZ YOU SUCK" <--That being the reason and i wasn't even a sniper :\
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