Lol I got pemra for a "Inappropriate Spray" today, the funny this is that it was the same one I had on the FP server while crude was on, he said "Oh my god that's horrible, absolutely horrible." he didn't ban me. Oh and before being banned i got slayed ever 10 seconds for like a hour till he got bored and realized I didn't care.
I was mute-banned for trolling in the chatbox... but I didn't type a thing... nor did I even use the mic. I used the report function and another admin un-muted me. It turned out the admin that muted me was slightly tipsy and couldn't think straight at the time...
I was almost banned for hacking as a spy... I was apparently using god-mode, even though I was invisible in a corner backstabbing Snipers the whole time... no engineers, and very few people on the server, it was a snipefest
On eGO, my Scout said "What the hell the cart's movin' back!"
I got kicked and when I came back they told me that you're supposed to quickly do another voice command before anyone curses.
I changed my name to FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK and said "Santa isn't fucking real." for all the kids in the server.
I got kicked for posting my new spray
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(not bumping, I just don't want to make a new thread because of getting kicked for something stupid)
For saying "Jesus fucking Christ" on one of the Christian servers.
*Sorry, didn't realize this was an old thread, just saw it bumped up and posted.
Actually Zorgoth posted first, he bumped a week old thread, I don't see the problem.
The stupid thing I was banned for was "HEY EVERYBODY, I'M WATCHING GAY PORNO" Just a short reasonless(Except for having Touchy Tentacles as a name, but I've been there before). Not like it was a permaban or anything, just a joke ban.
I don't get banned enough. :sigh:
got kicked from a server for getting too many crit kills without a medic
Admin who has 0 play time as everything but heavy banned me as scout for the eason "Speedhacking, u little noob
:sigh:
I was playing on an 24/7 Orange map. I was a soldier, on top of the tower(the middle point) and a sniper was down at the enemy territory i shoot three rocket at the sniper and he died.
Baned. Reason: Aimboting
I dont know if he was an admin i dont if the sniper was admin. I didnt get the chance to see his name.
Banned for offending an eGo member
We were talking about touhou and I commented sakuya got blown off in her first apearrence in Eosd they thought I was talking about the member
On our randomizer server, on Balloon Race, I kept getting annoying setups. Medic with fists, Scout with sticky launcher, sniper rifle, - which is actually restricted on that map, so it's difficult to get any sniping done, especially now - etc.. I would repeatedly kill the server owner with said annoying setups, because - and I quote - "I always knew where he was". He actually said that when I headshot him after I had been tracking him for almost a full minute.
Finally, on my last death, right after I killed him with a Pyro shotgun in the water, he was cussing up a storm, bitching about me being bullshit or something, I wasn't really paying attention. I said "Aww, baby gonna cry?" He banned me for 10 minutes or something and got overly serious on Vent and told me to never say that to him again. I am, of course, waiting on the perfect moment to say it to him again.
I recently started up going into random servers named as Hank Hill the Engineer with a complete Hank Hill soundboard from FPSbanana that is fucking hilarious. I've gotten 3 bans tonight because of it
1st ban (SNIGS server): "Micspam" when I enter a new server I always say "my name's Hank Hill and I sell propane and propane accessories" sound and sometimes I get positive reactions and sometimes I get negative which is why some nigrod SNIGS server admin banned me
2nd ban (FUGTF2): "Disrepesecting admin" so I used the "my name is Hank Hill" bit at first and everyone liked it but then an admin came on and told me to shut up over mic so I put on Hank Hill saying "Shut the hell up" and after that the admin (I forgot his name) told me if I micspammed again he'd ban me and whilst he was saying that I put on Hank Hill saying "MY GOD ARE YOU STILL TALKING?" instaban few seconds later.
3rd ban (some random clanfag server..[AIF] or something): "perm banned for not shutting up" I opened with the usual and immeaditely everyone told me to shut the fuck up over mic but this is where it got funny, there were NO admins on so I was free to do whatever. When someone would talk I'd put on Hank Hill saying "SHUT THE HELL UP" and if they continued talking "MY GOD ARE YOU STILL TALKING?" until they either ragequit or muted me. I made like 3 people rage quit out of the original 12 people that were on but then one of the butthurt feggets called an admin can got me permabanned
I have had some fun though tonight:
1st (The Furry Pound #4) I honestly thought I was going to be banned for "trolling" but for some reason they all liked my MY NAME IS HANK HILL and WHAT ARE YOU SOME KIND OF FEMINIST? micspam so I stayed there for a couple hours.
2nd (random 24/7 2fort server): I ended up getting every single person on the server to join red and do the shotgun taunt in a circle :D
3rd (random pub server) made some annoying little 12 year old fuckhead ragequit after I kept putting on Hank Hill saying "BOBBEH" because that was the kids real name and for some stupid reason he thought I was talking to him lol so it was fun doing "BOBBEH" he would say "WHAT THE HELL DO YOU WANT??" really and loud and I would put "shut the hell up" and he'd RAGEEEEGKLEGMLEGKASMDKFM@K#$MEWF on mic and he eventually quit, I got kicked by one of the admins because that was his brother or cousin or something but he didn't ban me so it ended up being pretty fun.
I wasn't kicked, but one of the server rules was "no disguising as a friendly heavy" :wtc:
[QUOTE=ashxu;18780540]I wasn't kicked, but one of the server rules was "no disguising as a friendly heavy" :wtc:[/QUOTE]
There was a glitch with disguising as a friendly heavy with the KGB and Dead Ringer-ing, it would crash the server.
holy shit, my little thread has grown far larger than I ever thought it would be, amazing to see it still around for so long.
Banned for headshotting the admin
not about tf2, buy in css, my dad told an admin of uhh... some zombie mod server... my favorite one, to come play on his server. Then, guess what. about an hour later, i come into my room and see the chat. I said "I didn't type that, it was my dad." then, she tells me "Well you better tell... uhh I forget his name but he was the leader of the clan, because he banned you." then I said "WHAT?!" I try to add the clan leader to tell him what happened, but he never adds me back. In fact, that was the ONLY server I went on, ALL the time, I felt like dieing after I got banned, and to this day (of course, i'm over it now) i'm still banned. it was a load of bull and now i hate counter strike
EDIT: clan is named Firewall.. i'll check for the head admin
EDIT2: the fagmins name is -=Leb=-
"Raceism" from Ego servers.
i got kicked for reflecting jarate back on a sniper that threw it
it was a fuck-around server so it was all in good fun, the reason was "stop pissing on me your wearing a suit what is going on i should be pissing on you fuck"
[QUOTE=w1z;18778747]1st (The Furry Pound #4) I honestly thought I was going to be banned for "trolling" but for some reason they all liked my MY NAME IS HANK HILL and WHAT ARE YOU SOME KIND OF FEMINIST? micspam so I stayed there for a couple hours.[/QUOTE]
Yay! I'm not the only non-furry that plays on that server.
Stock map 24 player no plugin servers are hard to come by these days.
I enjoy censoring their sprays too.
It's funny.
Well it wasn't me but, this guy is like 40 and a admin and says "little bird is going to play with us so keep the language clean or its a ban." and this other dude says "who's that? your penis?" and gets ban for a day. Turns out little bird is he's 7 year old kid, I laughed.
after killing a demoman and get kill'd by a pyro:
"don't kill" and kickwd ¬_¬
I was right outside of my spawn and noticed a demoman. He stickyjumped over me and I shot him once with the revolver so he fell down dead. Because there were no other possible threats around me I taunted. I guess an admin saw me and kicked me for "taunting repeatedly in spawn"
I just sat with my mouth open, not able to understand what I read... Then I ragequit.
[QUOTE=BulletofHell;16782830]On eGO, my Scout said "What the hell the cart's movin' back!"
I got kicked and when I came back they told me that you're supposed to quickly do another voice command before anyone curses.
I changed my name to FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK and said "Santa isn't fucking real." for all the kids in the server.[/QUOTE]
What the hell, if the kids are so extremley sensitive to swear words, they shouldnt play TF2.
[QUOTE=The Inzuki;16744676]Votebanned on a server for being a [B]bad Demoman[/B].[/QUOTE]
Well, surely you shouldn't be sitting here, discussing it with us, now should you?
I'd watched Pulp Fiction during the day, and later on I mis-pronounced "Dead Ringer".
Don't get it? Think "Dead Ringer Storage".
[QUOTE=Fucked;16714833]"Spot for a friend"[/QUOTE]
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[QUOTE=daj34;18863447]after killing a demoman and get kill'd by a pyro:
"don't kill" and kickwd ¬_¬[/QUOTE]
Can hardly read this at all.
Got banned for "racism" because I wasn't Russian.
Just about when to enter a random server: banned for no reason i was like wut?
Posted in another thread, fits better here.
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:colbert:
And then, after trying to find another server.
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:wtc:
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