• Stupid reasons you were kicked/banned from tf2
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I got kicked for having a high ping twice and for spectating in 3 different servers ...and they were all idle servers.
I got kicked for disguising as a friendly heavy.
Kicked off a IDLE SERVER for micspamming. I mean who the fuck should care their idling! I was only messing about.
I got kicked for healing people when it was melee only. Also i know someone who was banned from reddit server for "unlimited dead ringer" when he was just playing like a pro spy.
Not a stupid reason, any server would ban for this, but I got banned from =(eGO)= for spamming the worst conceivable swears like 40 times but my audio wasn't working and the people with the ego tags were practically all talking at the same time and they must have been like "Oh dear, ban him!" but I couldn't hear them raging. Going to get an unban excuse like "It was my brother" or "MY ACCOUNT WAS HACKED" Who wants to join me for round 2?
Myself (on RED) and another Sniper(on BLU) were BOTH kicked a few moments ago because we were Kukri-fighting as the last ones alive during Overtime and "not taking tf2 seriously". [editline]11:23PM[/editline] because tf2 is definitely srs bsns
[QUOTE=LightningX151;21296779]I got kicked for disguising as a friendly heavy.[/QUOTE] Used to be a server crash exploit, you could crash a server by disguising as a friendly Heavy with the KGB and triggering your Dead Ringer. I'm pretty sure it's been patched for months now.
i was arguing with a player saying that how did he know i was on the top ledge. he literally ran there and hit me. and i was kicked for Trolling. WTF
On a dm_store server. The admin start being a little shit and abuses our team by nocliping into our spawn as spy/heavy and killing us. I called him an asshat. He kicked me for "Respect me you ass" I joined again and said he was a faggot. He banned me for "Bitch"
"Greifing", when i used that spot on goldrush first stage, near the end of the map. [img]http://i194.photobucket.com/albums/z7/_phatman_/plgoldrush0010xc6-1.jpg[/img]
I was on a taunt kill only server, we were fucking around, playing random music and quotes. I was pyro on blu, I ran up to a blu dispenser, someone else plays "Vegeta! what does the scouter say about his power level?" I play "It's over 9000!!!" while the engineer detonates the dispenser. I proceed to do the haduken taunt, playing "imma firing ma laz0r!" I and them kicked, reason: that taunt is a street fighter reference dummkopf! After rejoining, I say "I know that, it was a joke!" and I promptly kill 5 scouts who were spamming the sandman taunt, I then say "haduken!". Banned, reason: you're too white to be Ryu ;)
[QUOTE=That_Crazy_Gman;21463980]I was on a taunt kill only server, we were fucking around, playing random music and quotes. I was pyro on blu, I ran up to a blu dispenser, someone else plays "Vegeta! what does the scouter say about his power level?" I play "It's over 9000!!!" while the engineer detonates the dispenser. I proceed to do the haduken taunt, playing "imma firing ma laz0r!" I and them kicked, reason: that taunt is a street fighter reference dummkopf! After rejoining, I say "I know that, it was a joke!" and I promptly kill 5 scouts who were spamming the sandman taunt, I then say "haduken!". Banned, reason: you're too white to be Ryu ;)[/QUOTE] lolracism
[img]http://filesmelt.com/dl/tf2kick.png[/img] I got a hat drop from a huge idle session. My steam name is Photostroika.
I got kicked from a game of ctf_well just because I told the enemy to stop nesting in my intel room.
Decided to bump with my story. I stumbled upon this weeaboo server by mistake coincidentally called "The Weeabootique|Futanari Funhouse." Upon joining I was instantly barraged by a hail of weeaboos playing awful music over their microphones. For the time being I just played and muted whoever played crappy remixes of Japanese songs with girls having orgasms and such. A little while later people who I haven't muted started playing music too. I muted them and then said, "I love the mute button. <3" Instantly the chat filled up with "ban him" and vote bans started going up. Faster than you can say "Lucky Star sucks" I was banned by the admin with reason: I love the ban button. Apparently, it is against the rules to mute people [b]CLIENT SIDE[/b] on that server. tl;dr Weeaboos banned me for muting people client side.
[QUOTE=killz2much;21843040]Weeaboos banned me for muting people client side.[/QUOTE] Why did you play on a weeaboo server? And if you didn't know why not just leave?
[QUOTE=killz2much;21843040]Decided to bump with my story. I stumbled upon this weeaboo server by mistake coincidentally called "The Weeabootique|Futanari Funhouse." Upon joining I was instantly barraged by a hail of weeaboos playing awful music over their microphones. For the time being I just played and muted whoever played crappy remixes of Japanese songs with girls having orgasms and such. A little while later people who I haven't muted started playing music too. I muted them and then said, "I love the mute button. <3" Instantly the chat filled up with "ban him" and vote bans started going up. Faster than you can say "Lucky Star sucks" I was banned by the admin with reason: I love the ban button. Apparently, it is against the rules to mute people [b]CLIENT SIDE[/b] on that server. tl;dr Weeaboos banned me for muting people client side.[/QUOTE] Just the idea of that makes my ears shrivel up
[QUOTE=Akasolidus;21843223]Why did you play on a weeaboo server? And if you didn't know why not just leave?[/QUOTE] Because they had a good amount of people playing ctf_turbine which most servers remove from their rotation.
Cussing once.
banned for exploitation while i went boxing heavy
Edit: disregard this I am an incredible faggot
What the hell. Someone bumped a 1 year old thread.
[QUOTE=iChooseYou;21846695]What the hell. Someone bumped a 1 year old thread.[/QUOTE] not at all, see, before the bump it wa december, thus it isnt a full year
[QUOTE=killz2much;21843040] "The Weeabootique|Futanari Funhouse." [/QUOTE] There's your problem. It's a 4chan server. I've played there a few times and there was admin abuse in nearly every round.
[QUOTE=s.n.;21847116]not at all, see, before the bump it wa december, thus it isnt a full year[/QUOTE] So it doesn't really matter?
[QUOTE=Chekko;21462991]"Greifing", when i used that spot on goldrush first stage, near the end of the map. [img]http://i194.photobucket.com/albums/z7/_phatman_/plgoldrush0010xc6-1.jpg[/img][/QUOTE] How do you even get up there? Also [img]http://i44.tinypic.com/bgp81s.jpg[/img] Kicked upon connection, I was wondering what was going on.
[QUOTE=GreenDolphin;21847424]How do you even get up there? [/QUOTE] [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MPv1IOUoZbg[/media]
Just got kicked recently after using the ubersaw uber taunt glitch. Basically, build up uber, use it, switch to ubersaw, taunt, then before the taunt happens hit q. I did this to about 4 people, kicked. Olololol.
[QUOTE=Obeliskos;21292581]Posted in another thread, fits better here. [img]http://i42.tinypic.com/23rl5oh.png[/img] :colbert: And then, after trying to find another server. [img]http://i42.tinypic.com/2iviif.png[/img] :wtc:[/QUOTE] Lol, that MIGHT have been me, if it was the Shendileers server. I WAS JUST FOLLOWING THE RULES OUT DOWN BY MOOGLEH AND HENATL1TY (I think it was me, because I distinctly remember Crit Goes Where?!?, since he was the only person allowed to spectate.) But god I kicked so many people that way. Banned a few too because they wouldn't fucking listen. ON STO STUPID KICKS AND BANS Once kicked myself form the Shendileers server because one of my friends copied my username, which I needed to have for noclip. Reason: Impersonation will not be tolerated. Banned from a server for god knows what. Some jetpack server or something. VAC BANNED FROM A RANDOM SERVER. Here's where it gets fun. Before I quit my game, I noticed a line in the console of "Attempted rcon hacking." THANKS VAC, I WAS TOTALLY TRYING TO DO SOMETHING I'D NEVER HEARD OF Also, so many kicks from L4D and L4D2 becuase they're totally srs bzns and micspam is bad.
[QUOTE=zzzdude;16747859] 3. Having a ping of 70, but not being of the australian region. [/QUOTE] Gamearena? Because if so, you should be glad to be banned from it.
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