Counter-Strike: Global Offensive Chat thread: new thread on LAN? i arent think that
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not a bad vid, sucks that 90% of everyone here won't get half the jokes.
[editline]17th November 2016[/editline]
because they're in russian ofc
I rated Funny because I like to pretend I understand Russian.
[editline]17th November 2016[/editline]
Fuck
Don't worry, Google autotranslate from Russian autogenerated captions is guaranteed to have the same effect.
[editline]17th November 2016[/editline]
[QUOTE=spectator1;51382508]The accent seems to be from Moldova is what I hear, still hate the fact that ppap is that popular somehow......[/QUOTE]
I thought it was just a heavy country accent, but I don't live there so I wouldn't know
I remembered why I don't soloqueue anymore.
1 person, typical Russian - always buys, screams at everyone for pushing, pushes himself.
2 people with the same clantag, haven't used the mic at all, both finished with under 5 kills.
1 decent person with no mic.
Out of 15 CT side rounds, I got the opening kill in around 10 of them, sometimes 2 or 3. Out of those 10 rounds we started with an advantage, we won 1. I made my fair share of mistakes too, but really, in a round where my teammates ended up in a 4v1 and weren't able to close it out, I think I have some right to complain.
I've not been playing much because of school taking my time
I'm out of practice when it comes to shooting and I miss shots I should have so fucking easily gotten it's infuriating
I should practice, but whenever I play it's either when a friend invited me or I just flat out forget to do so
What's the best way to learn map callouts for a newbie?
I got pics of the maps with their callouts, but not actually seeing the map 3D is hard to learn what is what.
What's the best way to learn?
[QUOTE=HumbleTH;51388346]
2 people with the same clantag, haven't used the mic at all, both finished with under 5 kills.
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These are the worst, had two germans on my team yesterday while playing office. He shot me twice in the back with the scout because idk what the fuck is the radar, didn't even say sorry because why should they use a mic, so I just tk'd him for being a dumbass. After that he and his friend threw a shitstorm and just started griefing. some rounds lates his friend threw a nade in the spawn and got a ban and then we could kick his friend, sucks for them we still won the game.
[QUOTE='[ToRn];51389908']What's the best way to learn map callouts for a newbie?
I got pics of the maps with their callouts, but not actually seeing the map 3D is hard to learn what is what.
What's the best way to learn?[/QUOTE]
have the image up while playing and explore the map and check radar where you are. And if you're in a game and callsomeone out and you forget the name just improvise. people recognise things pretty fast if it's short and descriptive.
[QUOTE='[ToRn];51389908']What's the best way to learn map callouts for a newbie?
I got pics of the maps with their callouts, but not actually seeing the map 3D is hard to learn what is what.
What's the best way to learn?[/QUOTE]
Most callouts are pretty self explanatory, connector is usually a small corridor that connects 2 major parts of the map, heaven or catwalk tends to be high up etc etc, just open up the map in offline mode and walk around it looking at the places where people tend to be and use the callout maps as reference
Or you can make your own callouts with "that fucking" prefix to any point of interest, e.g. "that fucking box"
[QUOTE=Januzuzu;51390767]Most callouts are pretty self explanatory, connector is usually a small corridor that connects 2 major parts of the map, heaven or catwalk tends to be high up etc etc, just open up the map in offline mode and walk around it looking at the places where people tend to be and use the callout maps as reference
Or you can make your own callouts with "that fucking" prefix to any point of interest, e.g. "that fucking box"[/QUOTE]
other good prefixes include: right x, left x, tall x and gay x
[QUOTE='[ToRn];51389908']What's the best way to learn map callouts for a newbie?
I got pics of the maps with their callouts, but not actually seeing the map 3D is hard to learn what is what.
What's the best way to learn?[/QUOTE]
Personally, I just watched a lot of pro games when I started playing to learn the general callouts.
[QUOTE='[ToRn];51389908']What's the best way to learn map callouts for a newbie?
I got pics of the maps with their callouts, but not actually seeing the map 3D is hard to learn what is what.
What's the best way to learn?[/QUOTE]
top corner should always show the area you're in and give you corresponding callouts
i.E. if ur in pit in dust2, the small text over the map will say "Pit"
[img]http://i.imgur.com/huaZzBI.png[/img]
lmao what do i do... do i just quit cs? :suicide:
last 4 pugs were pretty close
[img]http://i.imgur.com/onp6PPm.png[/img]
i get smiley faces on the pugs too D:
[QUOTE=Chubbs;51390872]other good prefixes include: right x, left x, tall x and gay x[/QUOTE]
or the good 'ol HES IN THAT FUCKING GAY SPOT
Just call everything "diggity" and you're golden
train and dust2 compatibility versions have came out on the workshop. looks like some map updates are coming.
[QUOTE=Chubbs;51390872]other good prefixes include: right x, left x, tall x and gay x[/QUOTE]
Best calls when you die and there are 4 teammates left
i opened a case...
[img]http://i.imgur.com/9wxZkea.png[/img]
[QUOTE=jung3o;51391656][IMG]http://i.imgur.com/huaZzBI.png[/IMG]
lmao what do i do... do i just quit cs? :suicide:
last 4 pugs were pretty close
[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/onp6PPm.png[/IMG]
i get smiley faces on the pugs too D:[/QUOTE]
honestly i'd recoomend taking a break and playing MM or Faceit free queue to get better before going on esea
[QUOTE=seba079;51391789]Just call everything "diggity" and you're golden[/QUOTE]
calling everything "forest" works way better
[QUOTE=kill3r;51393113]honestly i'd recoomend taking a break and playing MM or Faceit free queue to get better before going on esea[/QUOTE]
i swear i used to be better back when i was dmg D:
recently i started playing more passive instead of my usual style of retarded plays. I can't seem to hold angles at all.
[QUOTE=jung3o;51393353]i swear i used to be better back when i was dmg D:
recently i started playing more passive instead of my usual style of retarded plays. I can't seem to hold angles at all.[/QUOTE]
adderall
get them speedy reactings
[QUOTE=Plaster;51382044][/QUOTE]
Holy crap thank god I'm not alone
Idk why but I've had so many squeaker kids start singing PPAP in nearly all my matches
[editline]19th November 2016[/editline]
meant to quote Plaster
[QUOTE=Venus;51392363]i opened a case...
[img]http://i.imgur.com/9wxZkea.png[/img][/QUOTE]
Wait what, these are on the STEAM MARKET? At NOT full price? That's like one of my dream knives...
[QUOTE=Dawnkiller;51395314]Wait what, these are on the STEAM MARKET? At NOT full price? That's like one of my dream knives...[/QUOTE]
M9s have always been on the market, their prices go all over the place, sometimes you get lucky when a bunch of people force the price down which happens a lot at times.
People prefer to sell fast on market so you can find some rather nasty undercuts.
[QUOTE=Dawnkiller;51395314]Wait what, these are on the STEAM MARKET? At NOT full price? That's like one of my dream knives...[/QUOTE]
Their price dropped significantly when gamma cases came out.
I haven't touched CS, or gaming in general for a while now, but when I get back into it I may get myself a decent knife...
Counter-Strike: Global Offensive Chat thread: new thread on LAN? i arent think that
