Counter-Strike: Global Offensive Chat thread: new thread on LAN? i arent think that - Games

[QUOTE=Sally;51250289]Counter-Strike: Global Offensive fee (10.0%): Steam transaction fee (5.0%): fuck off valve[/QUOTE] Wasn't it both 5% a few months ago?

[QUOTE=Plaster;51250410]Wasn't it both 5% a few months ago?[/QUOTE] It used to be [B]only[/B] 5%.

[QUOTE=Reagy;51250420]It used to be [B]only[/B] 5%.[/QUOTE] Oh wow, what the fuck valve [editline]24th October 2016[/editline] Now I'm not surprised why people are going to opskins to sell their shit

[IMG]https://my.mixtape.moe/mjdxeq.png[/IMG] These are getting better and better

[video=youtube;Jba4ltTXkTw]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jba4ltTXkTw&feature=youtu.be[/video]

[QUOTE=Plaster;51252427][IMG]https://my.mixtape.moe/mjdxeq.png[/IMG] These are getting better and better[/QUOTE] i checked your steam acc and it's not your primary group??

[QUOTE=Mining Bill;51253690]i checked your steam acc and it's not your primary group??[/QUOTE] I prefer my current one more ty

Drank 2 cans of monster and a red bull and I transcended time and space. Went 36-16 and I hit everything that I'm actually afraid of overwatch. Probably my best game I've had this year. Not even mad that I'm gonna have a mental breakdown from the caffeine crash.

[QUOTE=Drag#!;51252600][video=youtube;Jba4ltTXkTw]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jba4ltTXkTw&feature=youtu.be[/video][/QUOTE] It's incredibly immature but I can't help but cry laughing at a good micspam

Iv'e developed an unhealthy obsession with the UMP to the point that i don't upgrade from it anymore unless there's a spare laying around, it was dogshit in every single iteration of CS but in GO it's absolutely fantastic. For all it's sins GO has at least managed to introduce viable alternatives rather than ak/m4/awp/deag

Sadly most of those alternatives are pistols.

[QUOTE=DELL;51241875]This is why I play with friends, I like to eat well I play and that's that.[/QUOTE] I'm not good enough to eat and play Id get fuckin destroyed lol

[QUOTE=Maveraux;51256344]I'm not good enough to eat and play Id get fuckin destroyed lol[/QUOTE] I snack between rounds and during deaths. If I'm sitting in pit watching long doors as a CT, I'm not even thinking about my food. But if someone pushes out and one-taps me with an AK then I hit my push-to-talk key, relay all the information I can, and then I get to relax and snack on some popcorn or whatever I've got while maybe occasionally saying something like "behind you" if I heard a footstep and my teammate didn't or whatever. As long as you're not eating a sandwich or some shit while actually playing the game I don't see how food could really affect your playing.

Played a competitive match for the first time in a few months. [t]http://images.akamai.steamusercontent.com/ugc/245836995520629274/1F064351BB692ED27B35A6E0B0D42F927163A2E0/[/t] Awarded the Silver 1 rank, after the match :what:

that's because you haven't played in months

[QUOTE=iThinkN7;51257951]Played a competitive match for the first time in a few months. [t]http://images.akamai.steamusercontent.com/ugc/245836995520629274/1F064351BB692ED27B35A6E0B0D42F927163A2E0/[/t] Awarded the Silver 1 rank, after the match :what:[/QUOTE] Now you have the choice of either keeping silver1 because it's really hard to get back down there or just rank up three times a day by simply playing for 5 rounds and then being afk for the rest of the game and come back still being top fragger [editline]25th October 2016[/editline] please dont keep s1, it's a shitshow if you don't have a prime account as there are loadsof hackers or smurfs

[QUOTE=iThinkN7;51257951]Played a competitive match for the first time in a few months. [t]http://images.akamai.steamusercontent.com/ugc/245836995520629274/1F064351BB692ED27B35A6E0B0D42F927163A2E0/[/t] Awarded the Silver 1 rank, after the match :what:[/QUOTE] That's [I]clearly[/I] the right skill group for you

2 competitive games since gaining the rank of Silver 1. Silver 1 is clearly the right skill group for me: Electric boogaloo [t]http://images.akamai.steamusercontent.com/ugc/245836995520779292/BC8994DD443A5018A818411E23F86683359E72F2/[/t] [t]http://images.akamai.steamusercontent.com/ugc/245836995520920980/306C633A21D840B02B3DA7739E31839F170F26CD/[/t]

[QUOTE=iThinkN7;51258305]2 competitive games since gaining the rank of Silver 1. Silver 1 is clearly the right skill group for me: Electric boogaloo [t]http://images.akamai.steamusercontent.com/ugc/245836995520779292/BC8994DD443A5018A818411E23F86683359E72F2/[/t] [t]http://images.akamai.steamusercontent.com/ugc/245836995520920980/306C633A21D840B02B3DA7739E31839F170F26CD/[/t][/QUOTE] It might take a while to rank out of Silver I, since there's no lower limit. It'll be much faster once you get out Silver I.

[QUOTE=HumbleTH;51258590]It might take a while to rank out of Silver I, since there's no lower limit. It'll be much faster once you get out Silver I.[/QUOTE] Can confirm. Took fucking forever to rank up to silver 2, but since I got out of Silver 2 about a month ago, I've now made it to Silver Elite, my original starting rank.

[QUOTE=HumbleTH;51258590]It might take a while to rank out of Silver I, since there's no lower limit. It'll be much faster once you get out Silver I.[/QUOTE] What do you mean there is no lower limit, are you saying there are hidden ranks below silver 1? Damn, how low can one go

Broke my cardinal rule of never ever playing solo / randoms, I tried to get into the LEM ranks with my mates because i'm not able to do it with them, i don't play enough so i missed the rank up games with them but when I do we've hit a patch where we'll win a game then lose the next, which has meant that I've kinda stagnated. Anyway i try my luck with 3 solo games to try and force the issue myself while they're in BF1, did not work out. 1st game has a guy on our team with 1k ping and another with 400 ping that rose to 600 in a fight. I could hold my own on a bombsite just fine and i could get us into a bombsite to plant nearly every round but it was a 3 v 5 game from the outset and i'm not a super carry player, i manage to get 30 kills but more than that was beyond me. If we'd had managed to get 2 AI bots in the game i think i coulda won it but sadly no one wanted to kick. 2nd game had 1 guy abandon straight away and another player was one of those "my team is bad" sorts, not a very good player, blamed everyone and everything for losing, had the cheek to call me a noob shit player for not smurfing hard enough and then send me a friend request afterwards when i dragged us to a draw. and then the final game had 1 smurf deliberatly deranking his account because it was too high, and his boosted mate playing for lol's. That game I manage to drag those 2 chuckle fucks to a victory they didnt want. So all in all, win 1 lost 1 draw 1. I think i'll stick with my rank playing with friends than question my sanity like that again.

[QUOTE=Plaster;51260954]What do you mean there is no lower limit, are you saying there are hidden ranks below silver 1? Damn, how low can one go[/QUOTE] Let's say your mmr is a number. 100 and below is Silver 1. 100-200 is Silver 2. 200-300 is Silver 3. etc. You don't stop losing MMR at 0, you just go into the negatives. The game has no other rank to put you in, so you're still Silver, with a really low MMR. Theoretically you could go on like this forever and lose all hope of ever ranking up.

[QUOTE=Plaster;51260954]What do you mean there is no lower limit, are you saying there are hidden ranks below silver 1? Damn, how low can one go[/QUOTE] The same way a global on a +20 winstreak is gonna have to lose a lot of times to derank to supreme, just in reverse. Also video of me being a bad boy but turning out to be a good boy :) [media]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=19iA_05x5-Y[/media]

[QUOTE=HumbleTH;51261079]Let's say your mmr is a number. 100 and below is Silver 1. 100-200 is Silver 2. 200-300 is Silver 3. etc. You don't stop losing MMR at 0, you just go into the negatives. The game has no other rank to put you in, so you're still Silver, with a really low MMR. Theoretically you could go on like this forever and lose all hope of ever ranking up.[/QUOTE] Damn, I've never known about this. I expected some limits just so that you can't just go lower and lower all the time, being stuck there for ever. Can the number underflow though so someone could suddenly be on the highest possible part of global

There will probably be a lower limit, though it will be a few orders of magnitude outside the normal range (at least it should be if they've thought about their implementation of glicko-2 at all). Similarly unless there shouldn't really be a way to underflow.

[QUOTE=Fr3ddi3;51261036]had the cheek to call me a noob shit player for not smurfing hard enough and then send me a friend request afterwards when i dragged us to a draw.[/QUOTE] These are the worst who are hoping for any kind of free boost, especially those who sit in the enemy team with a smurf that has got 10 hours and call everyone else shit while being lowest on the server. Since I rarely play on my main I can pretty much do what ever I want with those who invite me every fucking 30 minutes with the message "can we play I need win pls I need s4 uprank" and what do I do? Get a friend with his alt, invite those three who won't shut up and throw the game. Fuck them, don't be all like "haha noon ez game" while being the lowest of the bottoms and then ask for a boost. [editline]26th October 2016[/editline] Ah shit I did it again [editline]26th October 2016[/editline] [QUOTE=Chubbs;51261279]There will probably be a lower limit, though it will be a few orders of magnitude outside the normal range (at least it should be if they've thought about their implementation of glicko-2 at all). Similarly unless there shouldn't really be a way to underflow.[/QUOTE] Who knows with valve really. The game Overwatch had got some people underflow once, maybe whoever worked at the rank system just said "theres no way theyll get that far" and even if that might be right, it still doesnt mean that it isnt possible. Or at least not possible without crazy amounts of botting and throwing, but even then there are anti deranker things behind the servers stopping exactly that. Sometimes I really wish that devs were more open about their games, behind the scenes stuff is always great. [editline]26th October 2016[/editline] Maybe they should do an update with maps that have audio commentators on it, just like in half-life.

when is dust2 car fire going away..:v: [quote][vid]https://giant.gfycat.com/AshamedEntireChipmunk.webm[/vid][/quote] taser best 2nd round force [quote][vid]https://giant.gfycat.com/GaseousIgnorantLark.webm[/vid][/quote] [editline]26th October 2016[/editline] [QUOTE=HumbleTH;51261079]Let's say your mmr is a number. 100 and below is Silver 1. 100-200 is Silver 2. 200-300 is Silver 3. etc. You don't stop losing MMR at 0, you just go into the negatives. The game has no other rank to put you in, so you're still Silver, with a really low MMR. Theoretically you could go on like this forever and lose all hope of ever ranking up.[/QUOTE] shit i got a silver 1 account that i havent used in a year. wonder what negative it's at

[QUOTE=jung3o;51261892]when is dust2 car fire going away..:v: [/QUOTE] This never worked in silver, and I have the theory that it's because so many people in silver have such bad computers that it won't render that fire/smoke. I know this is false but it's soooo fucking weird when the smoke is juuuust starting to disappear and you already get sprayed down, in silver. Aim won't help if you don't even know what is going on. It doesn't help that you had that happen in LEM, wow

New update: [quote][CSGO] – Happy Halloween! [MISC] – Fixed a regression where players did not fade to black after death with mp_forcecamera 1. – Added ability to accept friend requests from CS:GO main menu and to send friend requests from match scoreboard. – Fixed a case where player would sometimes not be placed in competitive matchmaking queue correctly on the very first search after starting up CS:GO which required stopping search and searching again. (Thanks “Trip” for helping with diagnosing the issue) – Fixed some instances where incorrect or missing reverb was being applied to sounds. – Latency to official datacenters is now always measured using Steam Datagram Relay. – A temporary griefing conviction assigned by Overwatch will now be elevated to a permanent conviction if the suspect had a previous temporary griefing conviction. [MAPS] Cache – Minor bugfixes Inferno -Added a second set of steps up on A site -Made wallbangs through windows near A site balcony, A site hut/quad and T apartments towards bridge more consistent -Pipes in underpass can now be shot through -Pushed back stairs to graveyard to create more room for defending player -Made shader for fountain water cheaper to render on low settings -Prevent name-peeking through gap between pillar and wall in hut/quad -Fixed various graphical and movement bugs -Moved back grenade-clip in open door on A site[/quote] Pumpkin Chickens! [media]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XLhdXkJe1xU[/media]