Counter-Strike: Global Offensive Chat thread: new thread on LAN? i arent think that - Games

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[QUOTE=Plaster;51342169]Today is the day you've all been waiting for. [t]https://my.mixtape.moe/tycypw.png[/t] [URL]https://steamcommunity.com/id/born2follow[/URL] Isn't that nice to see that VAC actually works? [sp]it still only works if the hack is an exe and not something you could for example inject into discord or skype, oh well[/sp] I was actually waiting to get an overwatch ban because of griefing but that still never happened. bye old main acc, you'll never be missed. oh yeah I've also got a new mouse, the logitech g502. Really good mouse, the weight is a bit heavy which makes flicking harder but other than that it's perfect for the 40€ I payed.[/QUOTE] did you use that open source java cheat?

We should just shun him anytime he posts like he never said anything Then maybe he won't show his 1" dick for attention all the time [editline]11th November 2016[/editline] Starting now

[QUOTE=cra0kalo;51351021]did you use that open source java cheat?[/QUOTE] Nah too lazy for that, just got something that was approved under an hour ago at that time. Doesn't make any sense how that account got banned but the other one didn't as I've used in on both for at least one match. [editline]11th November 2016[/editline] [QUOTE=TeamEnternode;51351592]We should just shun him anytime he posts like he never said anything Then maybe he won't show his 1" dick for attention all the time [editline]11th November 2016[/editline] Starting now[/QUOTE] At least that got this thread in motion.

Oh look, spooky scary German man cheats on video game! Let's shun him for eternity! No. Chances are he won't bother again, so let's just drop it

If you guys played with such ferocity as you posted on facepunch you'd be better than fucking olof tbh.

[QUOTE=Ogris;51353070]If you guys played with such ferocity as you posted on facepunch you'd be better than fucking olof tbh.[/QUOTE] I've killed Olof a few times in a match. [sp]not gonna mention how many times he kill me[/sp]

[QUOTE=Dawnkiller;51352757]Oh look, spooky scary German man cheats on video game! Let's shun him for eternity! No. Chances are he won't bother again, so let's just drop it[/QUOTE] I'll bother again if another account gets a ban, don't worry. Until then everything is back to normal. Normal being me shitposting.

[QUOTE=kaskade700;51353143]I've killed Olof a few times in a match. [sp]not gonna mention how many times he kill me[/sp][/QUOTE] Reminds me of the time I played against Scream. Only times I managed to kill him was when I forced him into a spray situation. :v:

[QUOTE=kaskade700;51353143]I've killed Olof a few times in a match. [sp]not gonna mention how many times he kill me[/sp][/QUOTE] i've fragged vactor and dreamer before chiter confirmed ????????????????????????????????????????

I've won an ESEA against zet

I've stomped s1mple in dm once when he tried to rifle [sp]then he picked up the awp again and proceeded to dominate everyone[/sp]

[QUOTE=Chubbs;51346834]i have it from multiple good sources that his german is actually worse than his english[/QUOTE] ;))))))) [editline]11th November 2016[/editline] [QUOTE=Plaster;51346843]Crash did a good job[/QUOTE] always [editline]11th November 2016[/editline] never change cs thread

[QUOTE=cra0kalo;51351021]did you use that open source java cheat?[/QUOTE] lmao jire has no idea how to keep his cheats UD nowadays

Why is everyone's games so much more interesting than mine? I aint never played w/ no pro

[QUOTE=Chubbs;51353193]i've fragged vactor and dreamer before chiter confirmed ????????????????????????????????????????[/QUOTE] [QUOTE=Reagy;51353181]Reminds me of the time I played against Scream. Only times I managed to kill him was when I forced him into a spray situation. :v:[/QUOTE] I've killed get_right, Olof and Guardian. Lets make a team and take EU CS by storm the raw talent is clearly here [editline]11th November 2016[/editline] [QUOTE=TeamEnternode;51353825]Why is everyone's games so much more interesting than mine? I aint never played w/ no pro[/QUOTE] I can rent you half my kitchen(a bit less actually but we'll share the fridge) for a cheap sum and you can come have a try-out with our new team. Come see if you got what it takes tear down the EU pro-scene bullet by bullet.

my mate fucking annIHILATED HIKO and has been crowned the acemaster (it wasnt really hiko just someone using the name ofc) [media]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ZYdJh2sjPY[/media] a true legend

And i've also played against xizt and friberg, and mm against the VAC'ed emilio.

I knifed an AFK Edward in DM once, obviously I'm the greatest player alive.

[QUOTE=HumbleTH;51354284]I knifed an AFK Edward in DM once, obviously I'm the greatest player alive.[/QUOTE] I often win games of Arms Race with nothing but a knife :v:

I played in a match with 500 viewers once, does that count?

I watched a match with 501 viewers there I win

I've played against non-pros once.

[QUOTE=TeamEnternode;51353825]Why is everyone's games so much more interesting than mine? I aint never played w/ no pro[/QUOTE] It's not that fun. The time I played with MSL on Esea wasn't fun at all. He was just really dickish to everyone except his friend and expected everyone to drop him whatever he wanted all the time. Wasn't fun playing with this guy thinking we all were there just to play with him or something. I mean, sure sometimes its good to drop weapons to the best players on the team, but I'm there to play for myself and get better aswell.

Well i felt like a cunt, 4 of us played a game with a random who abandoned early on, we won the game comfortably so that's no the story, no that comes in the final round. we're 15 - 6 when one of our friends 'A' calls a vote kick on another 'B' for a laugh after a joke on TS at A's expense, only neither myself or 'C' F2's it, it just sits there lingering on the right of the screen with the 1 solitary starting votes for and against, the final kill lands and we win the match, Friend A then Says "might as well F1 the vote anyway", before he'd even finished his sentance the vote had passed because all of us forgot that the fucking bot does not have a vote and the calming level headed number of our group was not present to absolve us of our sin. He took it like a champ though and we made it up to him with around 17 pence worth of skins so it worked out fine, the chat on TS afterwards was gold. But fuck me, i was astonished at how quickly i pressed F1 just because someone told me to.

Oh my god, decided to open some cases with 50€ again and I kid you not, today was the 3rd time a knife went past me.. :suicide: [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/uHizRFx.png[/IMG] I should [I]probably[/I] quit opening cases considering I haven't even gotten a single red and just a couple of pinks with that amount of money. Edit: Attempted to do 2 neon revolution tradeups with the money I had left on my account and got roll cage on both tries, what the hell :v: Edit 2: I just realized I might be addicted to gambling

[QUOTE=manian112;51359433]Oh my god, decided to open some cases with 50€ again and I kid you not, today was the 3rd time a knife went past me.. :suicide: [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/uHizRFx.png[/IMG] I should [I]probably[/I] quit opening cases considering I haven't even gotten a single red and just a couple of pinks with that amount of money. Edit: Attempted to do 2 neon revolution tradeups with the money I had left on my account and got roll cage on both tries, what the hell :v: Edit 2: I just realized I might be addicted to gambling[/QUOTE] fyi the case drop is decided as soon as you click open, the scrolling items are all randomly generated

[QUOTE=Chubbs;51359489]fyi the case drop is decided as soon as you click open, the scrolling items are all randomly generated[/QUOTE] I know that, but it still pisses me off when the knife just scrolls past, it gives you this false sense of hope in a way.

[QUOTE=manian112;51359500]I know that, but it still pisses me off when the knife just scrolls past, it gives you this false sense of hope in a way.[/QUOTE] That's the entire point of it.

[QUOTE=manian112;51359500]I know that, but it still pisses me off when the knife just scrolls past, it gives you this false sense of hope in a way.[/QUOTE] I dont normally open cases but i opened 3 yesterday when i got money over and it rolled past 3 different awp hyperbeasts on one of the cases and landed on some shitty blue. thoroughly disappointed.