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[QUOTE=saku-sama;42262181][url]http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=179814642&searchtext=[/url] jeezus it's like a bad version of circling hearts.[/QUOTE] I'll buy twelve, then hand them out to all my fabulous friends [sp]all of them.[/sp]

[QUOTE=LightFlock;42262261]I'll buy twelve, then hand them out to all my fabulous friends [sp]all of them.[/sp][/QUOTE] thanks sweetheart

I'll buy some and paint them black to show people how much i hate them

Comment on my living hat item... "Its not perfect, but its still pretty good. I can see a problem with its build though, way too much flesh would fall out of the hat out of the smallest movement and bump should the hat's insides ever be considered in regards to gibs and the likes... and apparently jigglebones have already been implemented... oh boy... if this makes it in without minor changes to that giant opening of the hat... I can only imagine that graphical errors..." what gibs hat?

I think he thinks that since there isn't much keeping the organs in place, that they'd fall out of the hat and break the game somehow. I think someone needs to explain to him how a game works

[QUOTE=vinchenzojackal&soldier@bay] "Its not perfect, but its still pretty good. I can see a problem with its build though, way too much flesh would fall out of the hat out of the smallest movement and bump should the hat's insides ever be considered in regards to gibs and the likes..." [/QUOTE] maybe he failed his Hat Anatomy 101 class?

[QUOTE=saku-sama;42262181][url]http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=179814642&searchtext=[/url] jeezus it's like a bad version of circling hearts.[/QUOTE] But valve employee likes it!

[url]http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=180465411&searchtext=[/url] FREE MONEY Well, you'd have to pay for it, but... you know.

Uber Workslop Post Go! Our first sloppy submission goes to the Twins of Shittyness, The [B]Paintcan Mishap [/B]and the [B]Ice Cream Mishap,[/B] [T]http://cloud-2.steampowered.com/ugc/633043995224338491/646FE45E00FD8CA4DB4942EE28432A6354F0446D/637x358.resizedimage[/T][T]http://cloud-2.steampowered.com/ugc/633043995226103644/DA6ED0DA8BDB9D140DE7EDC319C2E83CCB9FC186/637x358.resizedimage[/T] [B]Paint Can Mishap[/B][url]http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=180253534&searchtext=[/url] [B]Ice Cream Mishap[/B][url]http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=180269702[/url] They're practically near identical, sans the Bucket and Cone! The Cone doesn't even look like an actual Ice Cream Cone, and more like a Candy corn! Besides, it's marketed as 2 different styles, but it really wouldn't fit in the style sector due to the fact they're 2 completely different concepts Next up, we have: [B]Luzini's Face![/B] [url]http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=180548048&searchtext=[/url] I don't wanna show a picture of it since I might get banned for memes, but it's LITERALLY just a TROLLFACE. Really... It's not even a model. It's just a JPEG'd Google Images picture of a Trollface... Next up, is the [B]S-masher![/B] [T]http://cloud-2.steampowered.com/ugc/902134072694152965/6DB1ECA6893B88A33D89C4F82EB7D58243D9AAFD/637x358.resizedimagep.[/T] [url]http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=180078792&searchtext=[/url] As a concept itself, it seems like complete and utter shit for a spy melee weapon(branding irons or smashing devices don't really work that good for stabbing/paralysis), but the model itself is slightly decent if it had a little more work on it, and the textures are quite bland and they kinda look effortless Then, we have a horrid abomination that looks like something that would pass as mediocre on the N64, the [B]Staby Helm[/B]!(that's right, they misspelled Stabby) [T]http://cloud-3.steampowered.com/ugc/1100292456325660507/70DAB824760FD028093072B390F686D4527E1B94/637x358.resizedimage[/T] [url]http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=180242151&searchtext=[/url] Last, but not relatively least, we have the [B]Cheap'o Deap'o Mask[/B] [T]http://cloud-3.steampowered.com/ugc/901007559645912087/9FFC5348B0A2B20208D5ED8070D743A09147A0ED/637x358.resizedimage[/T] Now, comparatively to the other models, it's a subpar model. The textures and execution on the other hand, well.... not so great in my opinion

[QUOTE=LondierX;42272178]Uber Workslop Post Go! Our first sloppy submission goes to the Twins of Shittyness, The [B]Paintcan Mishap [/B]and the [B]Ice Cream Mishap,[/B] [T]http://cloud-2.steampowered.com/ugc/633043995224338491/646FE45E00FD8CA4DB4942EE28432A6354F0446D/637x358.resizedimage[/T][T]http://cloud-2.steampowered.com/ugc/633043995226103644/DA6ED0DA8BDB9D140DE7EDC319C2E83CCB9FC186/637x358.resizedimage[/T] [B]Paint Can Mishap[/B][url]http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=180253534&searchtext=[/url] [B]Ice Cream Mishap[/B][url]http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=180269702[/url] They're practically near identical, sans the Bucket and Cone! The Cone doesn't even look like an actual Ice Cream Cone, and more like a Candy corn![/QUOTE] I'd forgotten I wasn't in the emporium, and actually upvoted/favourited those two.

this is front page. why. [url]http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=179762663&searchtext=[/url] [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/IOYdSrY.png[/IMG]

because they look good?

it probably has to, being the third try

[QUOTE=heinous;42275208]this is front page. why. [url]http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=179762663&searchtext=[/url] [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/IOYdSrY.png[/IMG][/QUOTE] Fucking attention to detail making sure the model isn't floating on its sides fucking shitty ass model

[QUOTE=heinous;42275208]this is front page. why. [url]http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=179762663&searchtext=[/url] [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/IOYdSrY.png[/IMG][/QUOTE] This is genius. This and Graybanns are like the only glasses that make sense on Pyro.

[QUOTE=Drury;42283300]This is genius. This and Graybanns are like the only glasses that make sense on Pyro.[/QUOTE] Looking at it just makes me feel sad about the fact that the lack of bodygroups for snipers and medic's glasses really put an end to having some shades that aren't tonka toy huge. He's done a pretty decent job though and the idea is quite nice. I could probably show him how to get the lenses paintable, but he really needs to consider putting them as a default single color in order for it to work well.

"the frightening hat" is that just the stock color grid texture of whatever program he's using? [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/vbYNHuX.jpg[/IMG]

[QUOTE=heinous;42275208]this is front page. why. [url]http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=179762663&searchtext=[/url] [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/IOYdSrY.png[/IMG][/QUOTE] Because the dude who made it's some famous Gmod Youtuber.

[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/qucgbU5.png[/IMG] This was for a skirt for Scout. I guess he hates women or something. Also this is on his profile: [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/wjzTvN3.png[/IMG] They're not exactly the same thing but you know :v: But wait, there's more! [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/g9wNwzZ.png[/IMG] like seriously what the hell does a skirt have to do with furries or ponies Have these people never actually encountered a female?

[QUOTE=Kapellmeister;42301704] Have these people never actually encountered a female?[/QUOTE] No, its too dangerous, they are obvious hellspawn just as they described them. [I]i love you too hivemind[/I]

[QUOTE=Kapellmeister;42301704] Have these people never actually encountered a female?[/QUOTE] maybe they are female gamers who are trying to disguise themselves as males to avoid the stigma, and they're doing it by bashing anything girly, sort of like how politicians guilty of something are usually prosecuting that same thing the hardest before being found out.

Some slop comments on one of my submissions. [t]http://i.imgur.com/U0AXYth.jpg[/t] Then why repost the exact same thing?

[QUOTE=Kapellmeister;42301704][IMG]http://i.imgur.com/qucgbU5.png[/IMG] This was for a skirt for Scout. I guess he hates women or something. Also this is on his profile: [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/wjzTvN3.png[/IMG] They're not exactly the same thing but you know :v: But wait, there's more! [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/g9wNwzZ.png[/IMG] like seriously what the hell does a skirt have to do with furries or ponies Have these people never actually encountered a female?[/QUOTE] A skirt for scout isn't female, its a male that's crossdressing. There's [i]apparently[/i] a [b][i]HUGE[/i][/b] difference, haven't you heard?! [sp]They're not calling the skin brony or furry, they're calling bronys/furries crossdressers.[/sp] [sp]guys don't like anything remotely crossdressing because its ghey[/sp]

[QUOTE=PYC128;42308602][sp]guys don't like anything remotely crossdressing because its ghey[/sp][/QUOTE] well hey now speak for yourself

[QUOTE=Mr. Jelly;42310722]well hey now speak for yourself[/QUOTE] I can't speak for myself, I can only speak for the general mass of guys that I know/have seen Stereo-typically [sp]straight[/sp] guys think crossdressing is homosexual and/or embarassing, also stereo-typically, [sp]straight[/sp] guys think being gay is taboo and bad and infectious and embarassing isn't the point you gave scout the skirt in the first place because, y'know, he's "not masculine"? and thus, its an embarrassment to straight scouts everywhere EDIT: But hey this is totally off-topic and should be taken elsewhere so never mind me

I just realized that I've got 46 comments and not a single one is an ASCII thumb up. Guess my item isn't EPIC enough :(

"Designed as a promo item to those that get the Oculus Rift Development Kit." (Despite the fact such a promo already exists) [IMG]http://cloud-2.steampowered.com/ugc/630793098477184903/BB4AB836513038A8A684C9320B12A43492AEC319/[/IMG] By the same guys who brought you this! [t]http://cloud-2.steampowered.com/ugc/633043075572837434/8D58D7E27309C5B8EC4450C8E75188C5F408CA5D/[/t] And this! [t]http://cloud-2.steampowered.com/ugc/634169281826363575/995F14B29875B94984409E0CDC8669E28655FA22/[/t] [t]http://cloud-2.steampowered.com/ugc/630793098472266825/D7C41DC8C2DAF71146B48FBF39D518D11079DDB4/[/t] And t- actually that looks kinda okay but most of his close-up shots usually reveal otherwise [t]http://cloud-4.steampowered.com/ugc/633043995128026037/673E8E328F883B647943D027261900F7B353C8E7/[/t]

Beer can looks fine to me.

[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/CMDNmd9.png[/IMG] that's a very odd health bar

[QUOTE=WnR;42345611]Beer can looks fine to me.[/QUOTE]It looks like a metal cylinder with a sticker on it