TF2 General Chat and Speculation Station: Whiteboard Blues

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As of the 19/07/17 the Moderator Team of Facepunch has decided that the long-going tradition of Major Update Speculation Threads should come to an end due to the threads becoming less about speculation and more about a general chat. So TF2 General Chat as Merged with MUS.[/U]

Also, Valve News Networks questions were answered. The only thing really relevant was that A. Cactus Canyon and Asteroid were put on ice until further notice, and B. Summer/Fall Update is Soon.

Dane visited the Valve Offices, and saw a date on a whiteboard with a jungle picture on it. The update is:[/b] [DEL]gonna be here hopefully soon![/DEL][b] CYKE IT'S NOT EVEN CLOSE ANYMORE[/B]

[U][B]The MUS Archive:[/B][/U]
[B]
[URL="http://facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=1115659"]V1: The Original[/URL]
[URL="http://facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=1160261"]V2: Revenge of the Tobor[/URL]
[URL="http://facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=1187592"]V3: Tonight's the Night, forever and always[/URL]
[URL="http://facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=1192424"]V4: Tonight's the Night for QR Codes[/URL]
[URL="http://facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=1193608"]V5: Somewhere over the rainbow[/URL]
[URL="http://facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=1200947"]V6: Going South of Houston, Baby! [/URL]
[URL="http://facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=1204832"]V7: Who's Ned?[/URL]
[URL="http://facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=1205459"]V8: Rise of the Machines![/URL]
[URL="http://facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=1215851"]V9: Really Spooky Halloween Edition [/URL]
[URL="http://facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=1221466"]V10: This Week Is The Week[/URL]
[URL="http://facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=1233679"]V11: speculation has long since retired[/URL]
[URL="http://facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=1242525"]V12: Layoffs Edition[/URL]
[URL="http://facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=1250046"]V13: The Final Frontier[/URL]
[URL="http://facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=1251615"]V14: Roman Numerals are the Best Edition[/URL]
[URL="http://facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=1253356"]V15: Apocalypse Now! (In a few weeks)[/URL]
[URL="http://facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=1254987"]V16: The Monoculus RIFT Well Spun Hat Promo Edition[/URL]
[URL="http://facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=1258305"]V17: She's Only 17[/URL]
[URL="http://facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=1258305"]V18: New world order[/URL]
[URL="http://facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=1259849"]V19: Official Sponsor of the Winky Smiley[/URL]
[URL="http://facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=1261765"]V20: ScoRes and Pipes[/URL]
[URL="http://facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=1262766"]V21: Delays For Most[/URL]
[URL="http://facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=1265932"]V22: Steampipe For Reals This Time[/URL]
[URL="http://facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=1266816"]V23: the mind of the subject will desperately struggle to create speculation where none exists[/URL]
[URL="http://facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=1398764"]V24: An Eloquent Absence of Germane Spectulation[/URL]
[URL="http://facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=1446193"]V25: Featuring 60% less Bonus Ducks[/URL]
[URL="http://facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=1469584"]V26: Much Ado About Nothing[/URL]
[URL="http://facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=1476897"]V27: The Day MUS Stood Still[/URL]
[URL="http://facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=1486039"]V28: The Speculation Zone[/URL]
[URL="http://facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=1488921"]V29: Matchmade in Helltower[/URL]
[URL="http://facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=1497826"]V30: cp_orange_x3 confirmed![/URL]
[URL="http://facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=1508954"]V31: Gamechanging Edition[/URL]
[URL="https://facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=1522469"]V32: Like General Chat, but at least twice as neato[/URL]
[URL="https://facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=1525626"]V33: Tomorrow For Sure[/URL]
[URL="https://facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=1526635"]V34: Whose War is it Anyway?[/URL]
[URL="https://facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=1538681"]V35: A Distinctive Lack of Communication[/URL]
[URL="https://facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=1549175"]V36: DRiller? I hardly know her![/URL]
[URL="https://facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=1566038%22"]V37: The End[/URL]
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[B][U]The New Threads[/U][/B][B]
[URL="https://facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=1568215"]#1: One of Several Edition[/URL]

[/B]Happy TF2 related chatting, speculating, trading, hurricane riding etc.

[QUOTE=C. Blades;52655301][I]Meanwhile, on reddit (drawing by jexmerrill)[/I]

[T]http://i.imgur.com/rKCK2h6.jpg[/T][/QUOTE]

[Hell-met]

5 hours left, right?

[HolySnickerPuffs]

I bet the update is going to called "Team Fortress Jungle 2 Jungle". We'll finally hear Saxton Hale's voice, and he's voiced by Tim Allen. [DEL]There'll be promo items for Hiveswap[/DEL] and I just realized the update drought has driven me to insanity.

[Punchy]

Hey facepunch necromancers 2 years from now are we an esport yet

[Benoist3012]

Rip your predictions, we have closed the old thread before the update, well let's hope we won't close that one before too lol.

[Fluury]

a fresh thread for a fresh update

[chandlerj333]

The sign on the op needs a 9/6 and a tree on it

[QUOTE=TcChallenger;52654659]In other news, I can already see the stage being set for Dane's crucifixion.[/QUOTE]

if it doesn't come out today it's not like he lied; it's just means he interpreted the whiteboard wrong

[TcChallenger]

[I]you forgot the V2 and ruined the title. Worst OP[/I]

In other news, I can already see the stage being set for Dane's crucifixion.

[Eon Destroyer]

[QUOTE=Fluury;52654656]a fresh thread for a fresh update[/QUOTE]

Well lets hope its tonight then.

[chandlerj333]

Snip

[Geel]

[img]https://feen.us/wopfrg273m1eq2jnp7iv.png[/img]

Update [b]100% CONFIRMED NO DOUBT WHATSOEVER FOR TODAY[/B]

[Mort Stroodle]

You know now that I think about it geel and Jill sound pretty similar, and I've never seen them in the same room together. Do you know what this means?

Valve is guilty of insider trading!

[RedDagger]

I think it'd be nice to have a list of EU and NA community servers in the OP since it seems to be a common question here tbh

[JordanNT]

I'm really curious as how they went about with changing pyro. The airblast stops people in mid air from behind on occasions and the flames itself definitely need a rework. Hopefully these things will be addressed.

[Fraklin]

I want them to nerf the vaccinator. I hate that medigun so much.

[m4x]

Ctrl + R, teamfortress.com and a mug filled with coffee.

The only things i'll need this night in Europe.

edit: and how could i forget facepunch

[Stroheim]

Updated OP with some relevant info, added the header image, and also added the new threads section.

Will do some other editing things later.

[gigazelle]

What's the worst-case scenario for this thread and the TF team if the update doesn't ship today?

[Demo-the-man]

[QUOTE=gigazelle;52654735]What's the worst-case scenario for this thread and the TF team if the update doesn't ship today?[/QUOTE]

The apocalypse, obviously.

[Petroklos]

[QUOTE=gigazelle;52654735]What's the worst-case scenario for this thread and the TF team if the update doesn't ship today?[/QUOTE]

If the Update doesn't [B]ship[/B] but we get a Day1 post, nothing, choochoo arriving at the Update station, prepare to get off the hype train.

If we get [B]nothing[/B] though, oof, that will be painful.

[bananaslamma]

[QUOTE=gigazelle;52654735]What's the worst-case scenario for this thread and the TF team if the update doesn't ship today?[/QUOTE]

A few people will get angry and make some strongly worded posts

[Stroheim]

[QUOTE=gigazelle;52654735]What's the worst-case scenario for this thread and the TF team if the update doesn't ship today?[/QUOTE]

Dane is never seen again.

[Fluury]

geel can you just straight out ask jill over steam about 9/6

please

[Demo-the-man]

Despite being a guy that thinks TF2 is done for, I still have a little bit of hope in me that the update will come out today. The sources we have are the least reliable sources we had so far, but god damnit are they still reliable enough for me to believe in after a +400 day dry streak.

[explosivedeer]

[QUOTE=gigazelle;52654735]What's the worst-case scenario for this thread and the TF team if the update doesn't ship today?[/QUOTE]

Irma [b]will[/b] hit Florida, and then proceed up the coast line to New York.

[Psychopath]

[QUOTE=Fluury;52654748]geel can you just straight out ask jill over steam about 9/6

please[/QUOTE]

It equals 1.5 come on guys I thought you paid attention during math class.

[IceeKnight]

first page comment woot!

epic!

frying my lazor!

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[CoolJosh3k]

[QUOTE=Fluury;52654748]geel can you just straight out ask jill over steam about 9/6

please[/QUOTE]

I don't think that would be polite.

[prizepool]

I feel like I have blue update balls. Please be 9/6.

[Segab]

Last week I dreamed about TF2 for the first time in years.
Valve was teasing the changes to the Heavy. I thought "woah, what kind of shield are they giving him? That will definitely change how people use him!"
Then I woke up and realized that the Pyro update still isn't out.