TF2 General Chat and Speculation Station: Whiteboard Blues

[SLowFLow]

[QUOTE=Danzflor;52767245]I'm pretty sure some of those are made up. 60 billion items just to have no more than 100 from the community actually in the game, lmao.[/QUOTE]

I mean most of those items would be created from drops and crates im guessing.

[housejojo06]

"Not this week imminent" is going to be the new neato.

[Jhejh poT]

Calling it now :
"[B]very[/B] soon" will become our new "neato" next week.

Edit :
Wtf ninja'd? :s:

[Mort Stroodle]

[QUOTE=housejojo06;52767270]"Not this week imminent" is going to be the new neato.[/QUOTE]

As in a benign statement that people kick up a stink about for no reason?

[qubestf2]

Remember guys.

Soon in Valve language means that It could take a month or two.

[Blackavar]

[QUOTE=Cpt. Cakes;52767257]Calling it, October 26th. Plenty of time before Halloween, and soon in the future. Not next week, that'd be crazy.[/QUOTE]

Halloween update releases before halloween

[Jhejh poT]

[QUOTE=qubestf2;52767282]Remember guys.

Soon in Valve language means that It could take a month or two.[/QUOTE]

"Plenty of time [B]before[/B] [B][U]Halloween[/U][/B]"

[Johnny Joe]

Oh look it's fucking nothing.

At least Doctor Lalve got one of his gmod videos in the mosaic.

you can dumb me all you want but it's literally just "hey guys we're working, it'll be soon. just not this week after 450+ days of nothing. BUT SOON, WE PROMISE."

[sombrez]

[QUOTE=Blackavar;52767283]Halloween update releases before halloween[/QUOTE]

Didn't they just say "Halloween" and not "Halloween Update"? They could release the Halloween update before they release the Pyro update.

[qubestf2]

Oh well, look at the bright side, they are still alive, they spoke to us, they didn't forget us on 10th birthday :)

[chandlerj333]

[QUOTE=Chuggoth;52767082]Nothing will happen today. :toxx:[/QUOTE]

rip

[Snowshoe]

"Not this week imminent"

Mods feel free to perma me now.

[IMG]https://i.imgur.com/f14wJzy.gif[/IMG]

[qubestf2]

[QUOTE=Snowshoe;52767319]"Not this week imminent"

Mods feel free to perma me now.[/QUOTE]

Because getting banned will help with anything.

[Johnny Joe]

[QUOTE=qubestf2;52767332]Because getting banned will help with anything.[/QUOTE]

He toxxed.

[RedDagger]

This should at least dissuade those who were thinking 2018 or Christmas

they put "very" in bold and used full stops for emphasis in reference to "imminent", that can't be valve time'd right?

...right?

[Totenkreuz]

[QUOTE=Johnny Joe;52767304]Oh look it's fucking nothing.

At least Doctor Lalve got one of his gmod videos in the mosaic.

you can dumb me all you want but it's literally just "hey guys we're working, it'll be soon. just not this week after 450+ days of nothing. BUT SOON, WE PROMISE."[/QUOTE]
I agree with you, the dumbs you get make it so evident how easy it is for Valve to put strayers back on the leash.

[Fluury]

People are shuffled. Some say it's nothing, some say it means it's next week.(me)
But with new information comes new speculation and with new speculation more raffling.

[IMG]https://files.catbox.moe/81qyww.png[/IMG]

Win this gift if you guess correctly. Will you make the right choice, or the dreadfully wrong one? Puhuhu...

[t]https://facepunch.com/fp/ratings/heart.png[/t] This week.(Reverse Valve-Time -> Jape executed by the TF Team to catch us offguard.)
[t]https://facepunch.com/fp/ratings/zing.png[/t] Next week.
[t]https://facepunch.com/fp/ratings/tick.png[/t] The following one.
[t]https://facepunch.com/fp/ratings/cross.png[/t] The last week of October, and thus a combination with Scream Fortress(?).
[t]https://facepunch.com/fp/ratings/funny2.png[/t] Anything after that.

[B]UNSOLVED MYSTERIES:[/B]

- The Post has not lost a single word about Halloween. That's strange given we always had a post about Halloween and it's getting kinda late for that.
- The TOTH medals - are we still going to get them this week - or can they be used as evidence that they are pulling a jape on us afterall? Perhaps if we are to get a tiny update, we will find more clues towards the release Date.

Happy Gambling!

[Classical.]

I think they mean by MAMMOTH meaning the size of the update is the size of a mammoth.

anyway that should give some people a little of this :hypeisreal:

but i know some of you already gave up.

[Johnny Joe]

[QUOTE=RedDagger;52767341]This should at least dissuade those who were thinking 2018 or Christmas

they put "very" in bold and used full stops for emphasis in reference to "imminent", that can't be valve time'd right?

...right?[/QUOTE]

"The update couldn't possibly be as late as October.

...right?"

-us fools back in mid-September

[QUOTE=Classical.;52767348]I think they mean by MAMMOTH meaning the size of the update is the size of a mammoth.

anyway that should give some people a little of this :hypeisreal:

but i know some of you already gave up.[/QUOTE]

By mammoth they mean a mammoth today:

bare bones and held together by string

[qubestf2]

[QUOTE=Fluury;52767345]People are shuffled. Some say it's nothing, some say it means it's next week.(me)
But with new information comes new speculation and with new speculation more raffling.

Win this gift if you guess correctly. Will you make the right choice, or the dreadfully wrong one? Puhuhu...

[t]https://facepunch.com/fp/ratings/heart.png[/t] This week.(Reverse Valve-Time -> Jape executed by the TF Team to catch us offguard.)
[t]https://facepunch.com/fp/ratings/zing.png[/t] Next week.
[t]https://facepunch.com/fp/ratings/tick.png[/t] The following one.
[t]https://facepunch.com/fp/ratings/cross.png[/t] The last week of October, and thus a combination with Scream Fortress(?).
[t]https://facepunch.com/fp/ratings/funny2.png[/t] Anything after that.

[B]UNSOLVED MYSTERIES:[/B]

- The Post has not lost a single word about Halloween. That's strange given we always had a post about Halloween and it's getting kinda late for that.
- The TOTH medals - are we still going to get them this week - or can they be used as evidence that they are pulling a jape on us afterall? Perhaps if we are to get a tiny update, we will find more clues towards the release Date.

Happy Gambling![/QUOTE]

October 20th.

Friday would make sense for a Halloween+Pyro update.

[AwesomeX]

Wait a minute.. [I][B]"mammoth new update"[/B][/I]

[I]Could it be?[/I]

[t]https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/329772417599930368/367434651108638720/mammothupdate.png[/t]

It's the legendary 10th class! :v:

[ZVAARI]

I would have been better off had they not mentionned that the update exists. Do they seriously expect to be taken for real with yet another "Soon"?

I mean I GUESS they're alive. That's the absolute bare minimum they could do today.

[BuffaloHops]

[QUOTE=sarge997;52767362]Wait a minute.. [I][B]"mammoth new update"[/B][/I]

[I]Could it be?[/I]

[t]https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/329772417599930368/367434651108638720/mammothupdate.png[/t]

It's the legendary 10th class! :v:[/QUOTE]

It's the spinoff class of Heavy Weapons Guy - Heavy Weapons Mammoth!

[Johnny Joe]

[QUOTE=SLBros.;52767370]I would have been better off had they not mentionned that the update exists. Do they seriously expect to be taken for real with yet another "Soon"?

I mean I GUESS they're alive. That's the absolute bare minimum they could do today.[/QUOTE]

[I]But they [/I][B][I]mean[/I][/B][I] it this time[/I]!

[Fluury]

Anyone that toxxed for this week should still wait for it to end.

I'm not hoping it, but the TF Team has pulled such reverse valve-time japes before.

EDIT: Do I need to link it for you to accept it?

[qubestf2]

[QUOTE=SLBros.;52767370]I would have been better off had they not mentionned that the update exists. Do they seriously expect to be taken for real with yet another "Soon"?

I mean I GUESS they're alive. That's the absolute bare minimum they could do today.[/QUOTE]

Well this time It's not just any "[I]Soon[/I]"

..It's [B][I]Very Soon[/I][/B].

[RedDagger]

[QUOTE=qubestf2;52767380]Well this time It's not just any "[I]Soon[/I]"

..It's [B][I]Very Soon[/I][/B].[/QUOTE]

It's either "[B]very[/B]. Imminent." or "Really soon", ya can't have both y'know

[Johnny Joe]

[QUOTE=qubestf2;52767380]Well this time It's not just any "[I]Soon[/I]"

..It's [B][I]Very Soon[/I][/B].[/QUOTE]

When an update planned a year ago, announced 4 months ago, can come out in mid-late October, and still somehow they think that's remotely acceptable and proclaim with fucking [B][U]PRIDE[/U][/B] that it's still not done yet but will be released [B]SOON™[/B].

[qubestf2]

[QUOTE=RedDagger;52767385]It's either "[B]very[/B]. Imminent." or "Really soon", ya can't have both y'know[/QUOTE]

I guess we'll [B]Soon[/B] find out ;)

Good on me though, I'm extremely busy this week, don't think I could had even played the new update :D

[nekoshipping]

[QUOTE=sarge997;52767362]
It's the legendary 10th class! :v:[/QUOTE]

I'm envisioning a 3-day fake Mammoth update page a-la Iron Gauntlet/Fancy vs. Nasty.

I want content. Fund it.