TF2 General Chat and Speculation Station: Whiteboard Blues - Games

Maybe a day will come where MUS can go one page without someone shoehorning geel's key bet joke into discussion months past it's expiration date. One day.

[QUOTE=Petroklos;52678552]Geel is a Pony with Keys? :thinking:[/QUOTE] EDIT : How we are on a page 34 already? Thread started literally a week ago

[QUOTE=Stroheim;52678555]We want proof! (And also a cut of the metal money deal)[/QUOTE] I'm not about to go through all my posts, but I bet my Bonzo Bruce's bonnet against his 200 keys

[QUOTE=Fluury;52678513]Maybe the toxx culture would be well fit at valve.[/QUOTE] That's what I like to see, Fluury, snarky jabs at Valve. You'll be one of us yet, lad.

Jill is going to take notice of all the toxxes and move the update to Friday to get everyone banned

[QUOTE=Kiwi;52678620]Pussy. Geel you're mine.[/QUOTE] You're not getting me this time Kiwi

What's got me curious is that it sounds like Valve is going to do serious balance work on every single pyro weapon that's not in a good spot right now. That means that they're probably going to try to actually make a viable Sharpened Volcano Fragment, something that they've never attempted in the 6 years that it has been in the game. I still don't think I've ever come across a design idea for this weapon that sounds like it could actually be worthwhile, and I haven't been able to come up with any decent ideas either. Does anybody have any ideas for it?

Maybe have it ignore fire resistance and immunity but that's still situational

[QUOTE=Mort Stroodle;52678636]What's got me curious is that it sounds like Valve is going to do serious balance work on every single pyro weapon that's not in a good spot right now. That means that they're probably going to try to actually make a viable Sharpened Volcano Fragment, something that they've never attempted in the 6 years that it has been in the game. I still don't think I've ever come across a design idea for this weapon that sounds like it could actually be worthwhile, and I haven't been able to come up with any decent ideas either. Does anybody have any ideas for it?[/QUOTE] They said they wouldn't balance every Pyro weapon, merely the ones they feel require it. As far as the Fragment is concerned, they could always include the bug it released with back in 2010--the ability to apply afterburn that never extinguishes unless doused by an external source--as a feature. That could work as a basic starting point.

So when should we call it quits? 4 more hours?

Nintendo Direct in 10'. Plot twist to end all plot twists. TF2 Port for Switch, Pyro Update first shown on the Direct, Pyro confirmed for SmashBros4Switch.

[QUOTE=Mort Stroodle;52678636]What's got me curious is that it sounds like Valve is going to do serious balance work on every single pyro weapon that's not in a good spot right now. That means that they're probably going to try to actually make a viable Sharpened Volcano Fragment, something that they've never attempted in the 6 years that it has been in the game. I still don't think I've ever come across a design idea for this weapon that sounds like it could actually be worthwhile, and I haven't been able to come up with any decent ideas either. Does anybody have any ideas for it?[/QUOTE] You are small time, watch this. Sharpened Volcano Fragment On hit: Ignite target While active: All fire damage is returned to user as health (afterburn is converted 1:1, fire-based projectiles such as flares are lowered to 2:1) -25% damage -30% holster speed None of Pyro's melees can hope to [i]offensively[/i] compete with the Axtinguisher...that is up until it got unjustly nerfed so now that mantle is held by the Backscratcher. It's hopeless to try to make something for pure offense, so reroute the whole concept for utility. Powerjack used to be about health regeneration while it was drawn (which made for some useful tools like leaving someone to burn), now it's about moving faster with a little bit of health reclaiming if you smack someone down. Backscratcher trades streamed healing for burst healing. Powerjack trades general usefulness for team synergy. Third Degree just exists off in some weird corner of the world. Neon Annihilator can't decide if it wants to be the Axtinguisher or Homewrecker. This one promotes self-preservation in a way that day 1 Powerjack used to, it also lends itself well to hit and run tactics as the Pyro can recoup lost health rather than relying on healthpacks alone similar to the Backscratcher but without that passive that interferes with Medics/dispensers. The risk comes with actively drawing a weapon with no range to speak of, leaving yourself even more open to getting attacked for having misjudged your surroundings. Of course this hinges entirely on maintaining what is the core of the weapon: ignite on hit. If I had the freedom to throw it out and start over, there would be a far more dramatic difference.

6 more hour's, i [B]DOOMED[/B] myself. but to me, i think it was worth to bring comedy to all of you nice folk's. Sgt doom, you may do your thing in 6 hour's. i won't be mad. Edit: Wait is there a exact way i can release from my toxx, do i have to make a video? :v: Edit 2: wait he said no escape. nevermind :dogcited:

This thread will become a lot more boring once everyone has banned themselves.

[QUOTE=NotTheBestGuy;52678745]6 more hour's, i [B]DOOMED[/B] myself. but to me, i think it was worth to bring comedy to all of you nice folk's. Sgt doom, you may do your thing in 6 hour's. i won't be mad. Edit: Wait is there a exact way i can release from my toxx, do i have to make a video? :v: Edit 2: wait he said no escape. nevermind :dogcited:[/QUOTE] afaik you can come up with an escape after the fact, albeit it's kinda low

-snip too late :cry:-

[QUOTE=NotTheBestGuy;52678805]Should this be my escape? Agree for yes Disagree for no than i will do it :s: Edit - i need a camera as well if i'm gonna act out a SFM video and compare it both threw 2 screen's.[/QUOTE] Too late for an escape clause, you already toxx'd

[QUOTE=NotTheBestGuy;52678805]-snip dead-[/QUOTE] Just make an alt lol EDIT : :worried:

[QUOTE=NotTheBestGuy;52678805]-snip too late :cry:-[/QUOTE] Atleast the last thing you'll do is live up to your name :goodjob:

[QUOTE=NotTheBestGuy;52678745]6 more hour's, i [B]DOOMED[/B] myself. but to me, i think it was worth to bring comedy to all of you nice folk's. Sgt doom, you may do your thing in 6 hour's. i won't be mad. Edit: Wait is there a exact way i can release from my toxx, do i have to make a video? :v: Edit 2: wait he said no escape. nevermind :dogcited:[/QUOTE] Attempt an escape clause anyway

Toxx. TF2 update will not be announced or released this before sunday. No clause [highlight](User was permabanned for this post ("TOXX: TF2 update will neither be released nor announced until 17.9.2017" - Mezzokoko))[/highlight]

okay you guys should probably stop toxxing, this is getting a bit ridiculous

man everyone wants to get banned today

Toxx. Someone is gonna get banned in the next few days.

[QUOTE=Caballero;52678985]Toxx. Someone is gonna get banned in the next few days.[/QUOTE] weak

It's like watching a bunch of lemmings run off a cliff

Kudos to those who decided to make this entertaining.

see, when i toxxed a week ago, i went all in then delivered smoothly after accepting defeat. you've gotta make a statement with a toxx. you can't just go waving it around like an american flag on 7/4

[QUOTE=ToastyToes;52677892]Have anyone ever heard of these things: [url]https://www.evike.com/products/67104/[/url] I love picking up TF2 merchandise but I've never heard of these at all. They call two classes "assault" and "support". Has anyone purchased anything similar to this?[/QUOTE] i saw evike and was like holy shit they made airsoft tf2 weapons, but no. rip

Exactly, and what makes toxxes fun is the ridiculous shit you make yourself do when you lose (if you're not a coward that is :v:)