TF2 General Chat and Speculation Station: Whiteboard Blues - Games

with all the epic toxxes lately, whats been the craziest toxx in FP history? anyone ever gone to a hospital over a toxx?

:toxx: The pyro/jungle update will not come out this week. Escape clause: If it does, I will give away every item I receive from my 400th MVM two cities tour completion to a random :funny: rating, no matter how cheap or expensive it is. (I'm currently at 397 tours)

I made this Toxx in the TF2 Emporium Discord so might as well bring it here "If I get a Banana item in I will delete it once the jungle update is done" :toxx:

[QUOTE=Cupkek;52691483]:toxx: The pyro/jungle update will not come out this week. Escape clause: If it does, I will give away every item I receive from my 400th MVM two cities tour completion to a random :funny: rating, no matter how cheap or expensive it is. (I'm currently at 397 tours)[/QUOTE] can't wait for my professional killstreak fan of war kit! :v:

[QUOTE=Contra132;52691504]can't wait for my professional killstreak fan of war kit! :v:[/QUOTE] fabricator

Don't bother toxxing, if all you do is give away a bunch of TF2 item shit, I'm not going to check up on those and they aren't really creative at all.

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If the Pyro update comes out this week I will play TF2 [editline]18th September 2017[/editline] not a toxx just sayin

[QUOTE=ikes;52691397]with all the epic toxxes lately, whats been the craziest toxx in FP history? anyone ever gone to a hospital over a toxx?[/QUOTE] Can't remember who but someone for the 2016 us election ate alot of under cooked usa state cookies and got food poisoning from it.

[QUOTE=HiddenShadow;52691688]Can't remember who but someone for the 2016 us election ate alot of under cooked usa state cookies and got food poisoning from it.[/QUOTE] From the same thread, there was also a hot pepper toxx a facepuncher and his sister did together. I think the sister had to stay home from school the next day, cause she was so sick, and her brother didn't fare much better.

In honor of all these [del]rich fucks who don't know how a toxx works[/del] big spenders betting everything on this being the week [t]https://i.imgur.com/dT0hwvL.png[/t]

I really don't see the update coming during the TotH. It might help, but it would be disrespectful to everything they have already planned for a while now.

When does TotH happen? I could probably check myself but I'm lazy

September 22nd-24th. So, this coming friday. But at this point it's fair to assume that no events would impact the release date, which seems to be whenever valve wants to.

Had a dream that I unboxed my first unusual, it was bubbles with bubbles and I wondered why the hat is literally just an effect with an effect and no actual model. I thought it was incredibly dumb and deleted it. Then I proceeded to use beggar's bazooka to defend junction last, except instead of rockets I fed it wet grass from lawnmower's basket for some reason, and didn't load it from the front but from the rear. It launched rolls of the stuff, and for some reason it was all oddly realistic, like the game wasn't running in source but happening in real life, so when I hit someone with a roll of wet grass it actually broke apart realistically. At one point I ran into a demoman, he was eating heavy's sandwich, I grabbed the sandwich and instead gave him some wet grass and he was really sad - not because he had grass to eat, but because he couldnt grasp it and it just dispersed in his hands. I felt really good about that too, like you would after outplaying someone really hard. For some reason this grass-centric playstyle proved to be incredibly effective and we won the round with me topscoring, even though in hindsight I don't actually remember killing anyone.

That reminds me of the dream I had back when I was anticipating some previous big update (can't remember which one it was). The update in my dream added three weapons. In order from least to most broken: a sticky launcher that shot three sticky bombs at once, a flamethrower that shot a massive wall of flame forward, and finally, a gunslinger with a fucking level two mini-sentry. Surely the Pyro update can't have any new weapons that are this overpowered, can it?

[QUOTE=CyclonatorZ;52691912]That reminds me of the dream I had back when I was anticipating some previous big update (can't remember which one it was). The update in my dream added three weapons. In order from least to most broken: a sticky launcher that shot three sticky bombs at once, a flamethrower that shot a massive wall of flame forward, and finally, a gunslinger with a fucking level two mini-sentry. Surely the Pyro update can't have any new weapons that are this overpowered, can it?[/QUOTE] those all sound like they could be made to be pretty fun tbh

[QUOTE=CyclonatorZ;52691912]and finally, a gunslinger with a fucking level two mini-sentry. Surely the Pyro update can't have any new weapons that are this overpowered, can it?[/QUOTE] this was an exploit in the game on 3 different occasions [video=youtube;fL67FIWLnbs]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fL67FIWLnbs[/video] I kinda wish we get it back for a few days tbh

My most memorable TF dream was backstabbing someone and feeling the resistance as the knife worked its way into their spine. It was off-putting.

[QUOTE=chandlerj333;52692023]My most memorable TF dream was backstabbing someone and feeling the resistance as the knife worked its way into their spine. It was off-putting.[/QUOTE] Are you kidding? That sounds amazing. [editline]18th September 2017[/editline] to specify, i don't mean actually killing a person but if you could get, like, haptic feedback on backstabs and maybe a hitch in the backstab animation before it finishes, it'd feel really great from a gamefeel perspective

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Apologizing in advance for this post. So those god awful pops finally arrived, spoiler they're awful. For those morbidly curious, I'm gonna share with you the poor craftsmanship of these mass-produced cheap cash-in vinyl figures. Left to right, the boxes came relatively undamaged, except heavy who got a little pinched in the corners. [thumb]https://my.mixtape.moe/xtrbkv.png[/thumb] First up, Medic. [thumb]https://my.mixtape.moe/iegalq.png[/thumb] Compliments: His base keeps his topheavy ass balanced. Complaints: the only way to fit him on the base is to spread his legs an extra quarter inch, the painting is fucking awful, spilled colors errywhere, and they could probably thin their paints a little more. AND HIS GLASSES ARE CROOKED. 2/10 would not buy. Next up, Heavy. [thumb]https://my.mixtape.moe/dznqjq.png[/thumb] Compliments: He's really cute looking, doesn't need the base to stand without falling over. Complaints: THIN YOUR PAINTS, his beard symmetry is fucked, he desperately needs his edges deburred. And last, Scout. [thumb]https://my.mixtape.moe/voswos.png[/thumb] Compliments: His pose is alright(?) Complaints: Who am I kidding, he can't put the bat over his shoulder so it's awkwardly resting at his shoulder, just looking at it annoys me. Worst painting of the trio, from his cap to his headset to his pants/socks and his cleats. In my opinion, unless you have an absolute addiction to collecting all things tf2 don't waste your money giving it to funko, these are awful and are not worth the ~$11 spent on each of them. I expected this much based off of their other models but these are still pretty bad.

I just got those to as a gift :v: [t]https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/337790132126089222/359203860100939776/pop.jpg[/t]

You poor soul. And your medic has crooked glasses as well.

You turn a little "special" when you are turned into a funko pop. It's kind of like purgatory, but for fictional characters.

Gross

I pray the update brings a revamp to the MvM missions/tours system. Something like you choose to play and get put in some random mission. A tour would be finishing 4 missions. Sure you could no longer do "free" missions, but you would never have to do repeats either. You'd just party up and go, not having to care who has done what, since it would no longer be a factor. Might still have to have a hard mode, but easy is pointless. I would do hard mode, even if the prizes were the same.

Any promo items with the Funkco pops? I think I remember someone speculating about some kind of promo code with them.

[QUOTE=Whomobile;52692404]Any promo items with the Funkco pops? I think I remember someone speculating about some kind of promo code with them.[/QUOTE] Nothing as far as I saw, but I'll check them over again. Yea, just empty boxes.

[QUOTE=Whomobile;52692404]Any promo items with the Funkco pops? I think I remember someone speculating about some kind of promo code with them.[/QUOTE] The only thing you find when you get the TF2 Funko Pops is a disappointing feeling knowing you spent money on buying Funko Pops.