• Major Update Speculation V33 - Tomorrow For Sure
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[QUOTE=Acksor;50664958]Maybe we'll tune in to a dimension of female Mercs listening to orders from a male Admin.[/QUOTE] I'd love a TF2 version of Charlie's Angels, yes.
[QUOTE=lefur;50664967]If JJ actually really likes tf2, the best thing he can do for the game would be to put a promotional Episode VIII trailer on Merasmus's tv.[/QUOTE] He's not even the director for the next two. Beyond being offtopic. I'm going to spend so much time trying to get this achievement it's not funny.
[QUOTE=Davoc;50664902]I like ranked at all, but I really don't dig these rank names. It's a bad system In dota you know that higher number = better. In lol you just remember some mineral names and that lower number = better mineral. CSGO is a bit bad with this too, but you just gotta remember that you don't want to be silver. This TF2 system tells me nothing. "I'm Liquidator", "I'm Master Persuader", oh cool just let me check the tf2 website to know which is better. And "I'm a DEATH MERCHANT" doesn't sound as good as "I'm diamond", "I'm 7k" or "I'm a global"[/QUOTE] I don't see how any of those are any better, honestly. Do you think someone who doesn't play League would know if Diamond II or Platinum IV is better? The people who actually care about the rankings in TF2 will learn what they mean and they will be totally lost on everybody else, just like almost every game's ranking system.
[QUOTE=IceeWarrior;50664979]It's time to ring the no update bell[/QUOTE] yeah as we all know everybody at valve starts work at 7 in the morning and stops work at 9 in the morning
[QUOTE=IceeWarrior;50664979]It's time to ring the no update bell[/QUOTE] Oh yes! They added the achievements a half hour ago! update must not be coming out!! :goodjob:
[QUOTE=LunaSkywalker;50664998]Team Fortress 2 all-female reboot, featuring jokes about race-discrimination (female demo is aimed at the "urban" player-base) and fat people falling over (female engi is just Melissa McCarthy)[/QUOTE] EA would also somehow acquire the rights
[QUOTE=VX-79;50665000]don't bring this shit here[/QUOTE] I know i hate [I]that[/I] too. Anyways, i still miss the old pretty boy pocket pistol, it had a great synergy with the candy cane and shortstop, i hope they revert it back to its original stats.
[QUOTE=IceeWarrior;50664979]It's time to ring the no update bell[/QUOTE] You understand it's 10:30 AM where valve's office is, right?
i hope they make the claid good again
Remember when we speculated about the update coming shortly after steam sales? Yeah, who would of guessed. Now something more on topic. I feel like Heavy vs Pyro will be about loser getting reworked.
[QUOTE=Homura;50665022]I know i hate [I]that[/I] too.[/QUOTE] I was refering to your 4chan-tier memes
I'd make sure to watch the taunts playlist on youtube, in case the videos become non-private.
[QUOTE=Nyanomachines;50665007]I don't see how any of those are any better, honestly. Do you think someone who doesn't play League would know if Diamond II or Platinum IV is better? The people who actually care about the rankings in TF2 will learn what they mean and they will be totally lost on everybody else, just like almost every game's ranking system.[/QUOTE] I just want to hit "RAGING SOCIOPATH" and stop after that
[QUOTE=Whyt546;50665024]You understand it's 10:30 AM where valve's office is, right?[/QUOTE] In my opinion it's not 10:30 AM because nothing in this world is a fact
[QUOTE=Dazzgrace;50665028]i hope they make the claid good again[/QUOTE] -Claidheamh Mor can now be equipped by the Pyro -Now crits airborne enemies
[QUOTE=IceeWarrior;50665039]In my opinion it's not 10:30 AM because nothing in this world is a fact[/QUOTE] You have to understand geography.
im gonna assume the new War will be tied to contracts, I wonder what the new weapon Heavy or Pyro will be getting will be /team Heavy/ here
So if there's new weapons can we finally say we had a update bigger than the Uber update. I've heard players saying "This is it, bigger than the Uber Update!" forever when hyping.
Hey, guys, what if the update doesn't come until, like, 8:00 PM EST like almost every other major update?
How is everyone so sure the "new" weapons won't be simply gross skins?
[QUOTE=Dakotastrophe;50665064]Hey, guys, what if they update doesn't come until, like, 8:00 PM EST like almost every other major update? [editline]7th July 2016[/editline] Hey, guys, what if the update doesn't come until, like, 8:00 PM EST like almost every other major update?[/QUOTE] I hope day 2 comes out a bit earlier than that, then I wouldn't mind waiting until later for the update to hit
[QUOTE=Dakotastrophe;50665064]Hey, guys, what if the update doesn't come until, like, 8:00 PM EST like almost every other major update?[/QUOTE] We will wait then lol.
The one thing I'm super pumped about with the casual mode change is that pub-casting will make some modicum of sense and could see a rise in popularity, provided that there's some way to retrieve the sourceTV recording of it or the spectate functionality gets touched up. Get me some fast-talking guys in suits and deck them out in an ESPN-themed studio talking about how JohnnyTwobyFour who just installed an hour ago is duking it out with 12-year old xXxCuntDestroyerxXx in a tense battle of "Who notices that they're both in the same room together and they both have guns?" Out-of-game entertainment, man.
[QUOTE=DaWhatTheFox;50665072]How is everyone so sure the "new" weapons won't be simply gross skins?[/QUOTE] We aren't. I'm not really expecting new weapons. I'll be certainly satisfied though with a bunch of rebalances, especially if they're for Heavy.
[QUOTE=Dakotastrophe;50665064]Hey, guys, what if the update doesn't come until, like, 8:00 PM EST like almost every other major update?[/QUOTE] Tough Break and Gun Mettle both came around 2-3 PM PST, I would expect it around then, but if we have to wait, we have to wait.
[QUOTE=DaWhatTheFox;50665072]How is everyone so sure the "new" weapons won't be simply gross skins?[/QUOTE] hopefully we get some nice russian-themed/stuff that pertains to fire skins
Considering they didn't add any new achievements for the new weapon(s) like they did with the L&W weapons, I have a feeling the weapons won't be added in this update, but rather Heavy and Pyro will be fighting for a new weapon in the future.
[QUOTE=DaWhatTheFox;50665072]How is everyone so sure the "new" weapons won't be simply gross skins?[/QUOTE] Who mentioned new weapons?
[QUOTE=Dazzgrace;50665028]i hope they make the claid good again[/QUOTE] It honestly needed no changes. 15 less health for a long melee range and more charge time (if you had a shield). Now it's a shitty and worst of all, boring Zatoichi.
[QUOTE=ned_ballad;50665094]Who mentioned new weapons?[/QUOTE] It was [I]B4nny[/I] [U]on-stream at 4am[/u] with [B]the candlestick[/B].
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