Good and Bad Renamed or Described Items

[Blueleaf]

[QUOTE=MisterMumble;49664284][IMG]http://puu.sh/mUjxb/661632ad76.jpg[/IMG]

Sigh.[/QUOTE]
[URL="http://tf2.gamebanana.com/skins/132335"][T]http://files.gamebanana.com/img/ss/skins/530a7d237ce73.jpg[/T][/URL]

guessing they use this skin.

[lavacano]

[img]http://i.imgur.com/1B9VHGS.jpg[/img]

i'm sure someone's done this before

[ED-E My Love]

So I got myself a battle-scarred Red Bear Shotgun. Anyone have name/descriptions ideas along the lines of "Soldier took it from someone's corpse"

[lolvcrtape]

I don't think that's a good idea for a name

[AwfulRanger]

[QUOTE=That Spy;49675530]So I got myself a battle-scarred Red Bear Shotgun. Anyone have name/descriptions ideas along the lines of "Soldier took it from someone's corpse"[/QUOTE]

soldier's spectacular stolen shooter [sp]please don't[/sp]

[Hidden Titan]

Commie's Confiscated Cannon

[Mifil]

[t]http://i.imgur.com/tI19Fx6.png[/t]
How to waste a name tag.

[Demo-the-man]

[t]http://images.akamai.steamusercontent.com/ugc/305486229875163309/D79EA2E514A22AB1F67B1AAA4C9155E0478B96E9/[/t]

(Had a cropped pic, but Imgur and jesusfuck.me is not letting me.)

The guy was sitting at the bottom of the scoreboard 2 round straight.

[Mattscreab]

[QUOTE=Demo-the-man;49699830][t]http://images.akamai.steamusercontent.com/ugc/305486229875163309/D79EA2E514A22AB1F67B1AAA4C9155E0478B96E9/[/t]

(Had a cropped pic, but Imgur and jesusfuck.me is not letting me.)

The guy was sitting at the bottom of the scoreboard 2 round straight.[/QUOTE]

probably he bought it from market already renamed?

[Demo-the-man]

[QUOTE=Mattscreab;49705003]probably he bought it from market already renamed?[/QUOTE]

Probably not, his attitude was really fitting with the name of it. Crying about how our team is bad (Both teams were really fair and I was struggling to not allow them to cap at times, so yeah.) and how we are noobs etc etc.

[Mattscreab]

oh yeah my favourite renames
[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/k2nG1Nb.jpg[/IMG]

[gigazelle]

If there's a way to make me cringe, renaming a weapon for the sole purpose to include a typo is the way to do it.

[vnc]

You're Eternal Shogtun

[Mifil]

[t]http://i.imgur.com/zagTzrc.png[/t]
Desc:''i need light to see who i'm raping..''

Literally a masterpiece from a steam friend that I've met on zombie mod.

[Demo-the-man]

[QUOTE=gigazelle;49705738]If there's a way to make me cringe, renaming a weapon for the sole purpose to include a typo is the way to do it.[/QUOTE]

Maybe he wanted to name his Shotgun "Shogun" but accidentaly put in the T and now can't fix it without spending more money? :v:

That is the worst excuse.

[Mattscreab]

[QUOTE=Demo-the-man;49706416]Maybe he wanted to name his Shotgun "Shogun" but accidentaly put in the T and now can't fix it without spending more money? :v:

That is the worst excuse.[/QUOTE]
he is friend of mine and he is shitposter by nature
so basically he did it on purpose

[OriginalSpace]

Anyone got any names for the Batsaber? I'd check tf2tags, but its full of inside jokes from the website.

[PsycheClops]

[QUOTE=OriginalSpace;49709935]Anyone got any names for the Batsaber? I'd check tf2tags, but its full of inside jokes from the website.[/QUOTE]
I named mine "Use the Force-a-Nature, Luke!", you could go for that.

Don't worry, I didn't copyright that.

[Mifil]

[QUOTE=ElderLolz;49709509]There is literally no pride to be had with this thing.[/QUOTE]

That was a...sarcasm.
God I should make those more obvious.

[gigazelle]

I think it would be amusing to rename a few items based on [URL="http://xkcd.com/simplewriter/"]xkcd's thing explainer[/URL]. For those who don't know what it is, you can only use the top 1000 most-used words in the english language.

For example, the eternal reward could be "knife that steals your face", or something like that. Can anyone come up any that are actually good? Like try explaining what bonk atomic punch is or something - that one is a lot harder for me.

[nied]

[QUOTE=gigazelle;49712331]I think it would be amusing to rename a few items based on [URL="http://xkcd.com/simplewriter/"]xkcd's thing explainer[/URL]. For those who don't know what it is, you can only use the top 1000 most-used words in the english language.

For example, the eternal reward could be "knife that steals your face", or something like that. Can anyone come up any that are actually good? Like try explaining what bonk atomic punch is or something - that one is a lot harder for me.[/QUOTE]

for Bonk Atomic Punch, I got 'Can't Be Touched' Drink

[vnc]

[QUOTE=gigazelle;49712331]I think it would be amusing to rename a few items based on [URL="http://xkcd.com/simplewriter/"]xkcd's thing explainer[/URL]. For those who don't know what it is, you can only use the top 1000 most-used words in the english language.

[/QUOTE]

I had some fun with this

[QUOTE]long stick with short sticks to make people hurt over time
gun named after leader of country to shoot a head off
shoot people after they shoot your gun for big hits
hit people with saw to build power
take control of your big gun
blow up stuff with eight balls[/QUOTE]

[Bynine]

[IMG]https://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/thumb/1/11/Item_icon_Back_Scatter.png/100px-Item_icon_Back_Scatter.png?t=20140619231505[/IMG]
the gun that does more hurt when you hit someone in the back
[IMG]https://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/thumb/6/64/Item_icon_Brass_Beast.png/100px-Item_icon_Brass_Beast.png?t=20120630232946[/IMG]
the big big gun that makes you very slow but you can hurt lots
[IMG]https://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/thumb/b/b3/Item_icon_Jarate.png/100px-Item_icon_Jarate.png?t=20120701011133[/IMG]
a thing that has yellow water in it and you don't want the stuff in this thing on you. i promise
[IMG]https://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/thumb/6/62/Item_icon_Buffalo_Steak_Sandvich.png/100px-Item_icon_Buffalo_Steak_Sandvich.png?t=20120630231919[/IMG]
the food that makes the big man do more hurting and running faster
[IMG]https://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/thumb/b/b7/Item_icon_Dead_Ringer.png/100px-Item_icon_Dead_Ringer.png?t=20120630233616[/IMG]
bad

[EpicRandomnes]

Anyone got suggestions for what to rename a genuine Righteous Bison?

[PsycheClops]

[QUOTE=EpicRandomnes;49717692]Anyone got suggestions for what to rename a genuine Righteous Bison?[/QUOTE]

"Now, face the Mighty Bison"

[video=youtube_share;WJ7YrjW1ID0]http://youtu.be/WJ7YrjW1ID0[/video]

[nied]

hate to beat this train to death but I couldn't help but attempt some more

[img]https://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/thumb/c/ca/Item_icon_Gunslinger.png/100px-Item_icon_Gunslinger.png?t=20120701001211[/img]
hand that throws small guns
[img]https://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/thumb/5/56/Item_icon_Sticky_Jumper.png/100px-Item_icon_Sticky_Jumper.png?t=20120630234415[/img]
the balls don't hurt but can throw far
[img]https://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/thumb/f/f1/Item_icon_Soda_Popper.png/100px-Item_icon_Soda_Popper.png?t=20120630234309[/img]
was for bad people, but is now for jumps
[img]https://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/thumb/2/22/Item_icon_Phlogistinator.png/100px-Item_icon_Phlogistinator.png?t=20120630232522[/img]
no
[img]https://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/thumb/5/54/Item_icon_Holiday_Punch.png/100px-Item_icon_Holiday_Punch.png?t=20120630234848[/img]
laugh hands

[FlyingScotsman]

[QUOTE=TheFishyG;49718349]hate to beat this train to death but I couldn't help but attempt some more

[img]https://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/thumb/c/ca/Item_icon_Gunslinger.png/100px-Item_icon_Gunslinger.png?t=20120701001211[/img]
hand that throws small guns
[img]https://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/thumb/5/56/Item_icon_Sticky_Jumper.png/100px-Item_icon_Sticky_Jumper.png?t=20120630234415[/img]
the balls don't hurt but can throw far
[img]https://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/thumb/f/f1/Item_icon_Soda_Popper.png/100px-Item_icon_Soda_Popper.png?t=20120630234309[/img]
was for bad people, but is now for jumps
[img]https://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/thumb/2/22/Item_icon_Phlogistinator.png/100px-Item_icon_Phlogistinator.png?t=20120630232522[/img]
no
[img]https://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/thumb/5/54/Item_icon_Holiday_Punch.png/100px-Item_icon_Holiday_Punch.png?t=20120630234848[/img]
laugh hands[/QUOTE]

It's like reading an Engrish description of TF2 items...

[kerpkek]

[QUOTE=TheFishyG;49718349]hate to beat this train to death but I couldn't help but attempt some more

[img]https://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/thumb/c/ca/Item_icon_Gunslinger.png/100px-Item_icon_Gunslinger.png?t=20120701001211[/img]
hand that throws small guns
[img]https://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/thumb/5/56/Item_icon_Sticky_Jumper.png/100px-Item_icon_Sticky_Jumper.png?t=20120630234415[/img]
the balls don't hurt but can throw far
[img]https://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/thumb/f/f1/Item_icon_Soda_Popper.png/100px-Item_icon_Soda_Popper.png?t=20120630234309[/img]
was for bad people, but is now for jumps
[img]https://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/thumb/2/22/Item_icon_Phlogistinator.png/100px-Item_icon_Phlogistinator.png?t=20120630232522[/img]
no
[img]https://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/thumb/5/54/Item_icon_Holiday_Punch.png/100px-Item_icon_Holiday_Punch.png?t=20120630234848[/img]
laugh hands[/QUOTE]

reminds me of

[t]http://i.imgur.com/JjCIqrY.jpg[/t]

apparently a lot of shit is named like this in france

[lavacano]

[QUOTE=OriginalSpace;49709935]Anyone got any names for the Batsaber? I'd check tf2tags, but its full of inside jokes from the website.[/QUOTE]

[media]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2-EouZi1mvQ[/media]

I feel like it's possible to work this in somewhere

[ED-E My Love]

Anyone have name suggestions for a Blitzkrieg Medigun?