Good and Bad Renamed or Described Items

[Mentlegen]

[QUOTE=Fapplejack;45433737]"Want to see me comb my hair really fast?"
Now just chance some words around until it has to do with running and shit[/QUOTE]

The KGB aren't the gloves that make you run faster though.

[Doomish]

Holy shit name/desc tags are so expensive now what why

[editline]19th July 2014[/editline]

It'd be easier for me to just [i]buy[/i] tags than to bother trading for them

[Drury]

[QUOTE=sniperman003;45430804]I need a good fallout related name for this;
[img]http://i.imgur.com/LNNkGvD.png[/img]
Any ideas?[/QUOTE]

They asked me how well I understood theoretical physics

I said I had a theoretical degree in physics. They said welcome aboard.

[QUOTE=_charon;45431166]..."I Got Nuts that Jingle Jangle Jingle"?[/QUOTE]

Though this is better

[Lord of Boxes]

[QUOTE=Doomish;45435822]Holy shit name/desc tags are so expensive now what why

[editline]19th July 2014[/editline]

It'd be easier for me to just [i]buy[/i] tags than to bother trading for them[/QUOTE]

They literally just lowered the price of both of them by 1 ref.

[Balblair]

[QUOTE=Lord of Boxes;45437158]They literally just lowered the price of both of them by 1 ref.[/QUOTE]

That's nothing compared to how much they dropped during the Summer Sale @Adventure Kits and Starter Packs

[t]http://i.imgur.com/Q3QXudj.png[/t]

[Laffle]

[QUOTE=Grandzeit;45437217]That's nothing compared to how much they dropped during the Summer Sale @Adventure Kits and Starter Packs

[t]http://i.imgur.com/Q3QXudj.png[/t][/QUOTE]

Those were good times.

[Galen]

back in MY day we bought name tags and desc tags for 2 rec each

[chenhonkster]

[QUOTE=Galen;45438751]back in MY day we bought name tags and desc tags for 1 rec each[/QUOTE]

ftfy

[Fence]

[img]http://i.gyazo.com/0a2f93718cd1106674fef966dac51c4f.png[/img]

[Xaliah]

I named my peculiarity "Too much scavenging", I was thinking of the description "REPCONN didn't stand a chance." or something of the sort

[FlameOnYou]

[QUOTE=StormBlink;45432116]I got a Question. I am wondering if I should name my Amputator 'Harm-onic Healer' or rename my 'Dubstep Disaster' Sapper to the 'Malfunctioning Metronome?'[/QUOTE]

I'd call it the Funny Fiddle.

"You've got a Medigun for a reason!"

[TheMooseman]

I was looking through someone's inventory, found these exciting names.
[IMG]http://i.gyazo.com/3f1d3ce0c7b850fe13c4e06b2806e4be.png[/IMG]
[IMG]http://i.gyazo.com/31d25d2d54700558b3b8f6d2049dfb0b.png[/IMG]
[IMG]http://i.gyazo.com/518491794fdf2c425ea603260d2e0a03.png[/IMG]
[IMG]http://i.gyazo.com/e43ffd34b633ed181f98a21c2a1082b8.png[/IMG]
[IMG]http://i.gyazo.com/54f82ab48b324fb3aff4003ce986dfaa.png[/IMG]
[IMG]http://i.gyazo.com/0f82b237fc3d938c21bc368fec1f159b.png[/IMG]
[IMG]http://i.gyazo.com/6c7f431f1af58a78597c0b9a76a4138f.png[/IMG]
[IMG]http://i.gyazo.com/c89af534aca3529dfc14e8b77b722d74.png[/IMG]
[IMG]http://i.gyazo.com/e61d604c4e4debdd058482ddb05e19a5.png[/IMG]

[chenhonkster]

[QUOTE=TheMooseman;45445644][IMG]http://i.gyazo.com/c89af534aca3529dfc14e8b77b722d74.png[/IMG][/QUOTE]

send help

[xNickston]

[QUOTE=LittleBabyman;45445748]send help[/QUOTE]

we have dispatched a team of trained jingil balls to assist you

[Hypervelocity]

[img]http://puu.sh/ajstF/aa4ed9a75b.jpg[/img]

[Nameisthis]

[QUOTE=xNickston;45445836]we have dispatched a team of trained jingil balls to assist you[/QUOTE]
They sound the coolist, are they armed with the supper 99 pistol?

[xNickston]

[QUOTE=Nameisthis;45445958]They sound the coolist, are they armed with the supper 99 pistol?[/QUOTE]

yes but they prefer using their eipic shotgun of all boomstiks.

let's just hope they die quickly

[TheMooseman]

[QUOTE=xNickston;45446054]yes but they prefer using their eipic shotgun of all boomstiks.

let's just hope they die quickly[/QUOTE]

then they'll rook hell away with their nice cat (i love it)

[FlameOnYou]

You guys DO realize that this person is probably trolling, right?

[Balblair]

[QUOTE=FlameOnYou;45448397]You guys DO realize that this person is probably trolling, right?[/QUOTE]

Trolling or not, I still laughed.

[Mentlegen]

[t]http://cloud-2.steampowered.com/ugc/35218679193069604/BCD8833180EFC0B8F5674113D77647DC126511EE/[/t]

Found someone with this Kritzkrieg.

[Capt. Tin]

[QUOTE=FlameOnYou;45448397]You guys DO realize that this person is probably trolling, right?[/QUOTE]

I doubt a troll would waste 9 name tags like that.

[QUOTE=Mentlegen;45448607][t]http://cloud-2.steampowered.com/ugc/35218679193069604/BCD8833180EFC0B8F5674113D77647DC126511EE/[/t]

Found someone with this Kritzkrieg.[/QUOTE]

I met a medic with a Medigun named "Don't fuck this up"

[KandyMan]

[t]http://i.imgur.com/4LLUtNQ.png[/t]
[t]http://i.imgur.com/a6QKtkV.png[/t]

[Jesp]

[QUOTE=Capt. Tin;45448611]I met a medic with a Medigun named "Don't fuck this up"[/QUOTE]
[t]http://cloud-4.steampowered.com/ugc/583531933826920457/91DFAD526BB82B331491516A36924519B8E16B09/[/t]
:downs:

I'm also pretty proud of my crossbow name even though it should probably be changed to literally "Medicine without borders" instead of "Doctors without borders" or whatever.

[Espeon]

after 2 hours I finished brainstorming weapon names

Homewrecker
-The sapper and the sentry? I "fixed" that...

Flare Gun
-"Your go-to weapon for killing mutants after a plane crash

Stickybomb
-Sticky Clicky Like
-Are we rushing in? Or are we going Sticky Clicky Like?

Persian Persuader
-"The Exotic Shorthair"
-"I couldn't purrsibly destroy that nest with a sword could I?"

Crossbow
-"stop f**king moving"
"stay still and stop yelling medic you little shit im trying god dammit"

Heatmaker
-"Turkey"
-"Heads will bowl"

Ambassador
-"Ambauerdor"
-Damnit! He was our only lead!

Boston Basher
"RECKLESS DRIVING"
-"I GOT A PHONE IN ONE HAND AND A CLUB IN THE OTHER"

Grenade Launcher
-Incident Bomb
-Cut the red wire! No the blue wire!

Ubersaw
-The Bauer Saw
-"I'm gonna need a hacksaw..."/"You're going to tell me what I want to know. It's just a question of how much you want it to hurt."

Pistol
-"Adolf Hitler's Telephone"
-"Mr. Hitler? It's the Allies..."

Shortstop
-"Sniper Rifle"
"wait what"

Force-A-Nature
-"Force-A-Strike: Nature Offensive"
-"boost me on marshmallow"

Market Gardner
-"ITS RAINING KATS"
-"Lolkat fell to a clumsy, painful death"

Zatoichi
-"japanese/homestuck/anime name"
-"related description to japanese/homestuck/anime name"

Loose Cannon
-"Noose Cannon"
-"Times I have blown myself up:  ∞"

Powerjack
-"Axtinguisher"
-"Because they nerfed the real one"

Neon Annhilator
"Jaws"
"Remember, this is human country, eat anything that moves"

"Revolver"
"how 2 revolver by lolkat"
"first u gotta walk backwards then u spam m1 but u gotta do in straight line"

"Spycicle"
"ITS ABOUT TO GET SPYCY"
"HON HON HON EIFFEL TOWER BAGUETTE"

feel free to give boxes pacmans green checks red checks or olympic medals

and on a side note tf2wh
[IMG]http://puu.sh/akqfR/8f62dfb6b8.jpg[/IMG]
[IMG]http://puu.sh/akqgN/c268ad82ea.png[/IMG]
[IMG]http://puu.sh/akqiv/af737a2ecc.png[/IMG]
[IMG]http://puu.sh/akqkg/16b45fcac7.png[/IMG]
[IMG]http://puu.sh/akqmu/7e4256bc82.png[/IMG]
[IMG]http://puu.sh/akqoJ/eb5c64eb0f.png[/IMG]
be careful everyone and don't get backtabbed

[Cornish]

[QUOTE=sniperman003;45430804]I need a good fallout related name for this;
[img]http://i.imgur.com/LNNkGvD.png[/img]
Any ideas?[/QUOTE]

"The Calculator"

"Dont drink the yellow Nuka Cola!"

[Jacketto]

For quite a while, I have been taking screenshots at any bad nametag/desctag, now, in just 2 months I have collected over 50 "shittags". you can check them here: [url]http://imgur.com/a/GeG8h[/url]

Most of them are in Spanish, the rest of them are in broken English, anyway, enjoy.

[Cogsworth]

[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/z9pR1J9.png[/IMG]
What do you guys think of this?
[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/gvMsYe4.png[/IMG]
That's the refrence.

[dolphin]

Does anybody got any tags for items that are refrences to Doom, Quake, Duke Nukem, TFC or Wolfenstein?

[Drury]

Try BFG 9000

On Winger