Final Major Update Speculation V37 - This is the last MUS thread. Speculate in General Chat. - Games

[IMG]http://www.teamfortress.com/images/posts/001/ape.jpg[/IMG] so do you think the jungle update short could reference this old sexton hale comic cover?

[QUOTE=TrueMeowgi;52430909]-over super mega epic large pic snip- so do you think the jungle update short could reference this old sexton hale comic cover?[/QUOTE] Your picture is waaaaaaaay too large, please use the [t] bbcode Like that: [noparse][t]http://www.teamfortress.com/images/posts/001/ape.jpg[/t][/noparse] [t]http://www.teamfortress.com/images/posts/001/ape.jpg[/t]

[QUOTE=TrueMeowgi;52430909][T]http://www.teamfortress.com/images/posts/001/ape.jpg[/T] so do you think the jungle update short could reference this old sexton hale comic cover?[/QUOTE] I'm late as fuck, but I just realised that the "industries.tf" domain shown on the comic is actually taken, most likely by the TF devs. [t]http://i.imgur.com/OFYBGE0.png[/t] Neat little detail.

I need to stop looking at MUS before bed. I "woke up" in my dream after which i checked MUS only to find it full of people posting "BLOG POSTS OUT" or "BALANCE BLOG POST TWOS HERE". So i checked the site and the changes were ... odd to say the least but i don't remember the changes bar they were odd. The only one i do remember was the Baby Faces Blaster: . Removed the speed mechanic . Added a 50% damage vulnerability

[QUOTE=HiddenShadow;52431007]I need to stop looking at MUS before bed. I "woke up" in my dream after which i checked MUS only to find it full of people posting "BLOG POSTS OUT" or "BALANCE BLOG POST TWOS HERE". So i checked the site and the changes were ... odd to say the least but i don't remember the changes bar they were odd. The only one i do remember was the Baby Faces Blaster: . Removed the speed mechanic . Added a 50% damage vulnerability[/QUOTE] Major Update Speculation V38: It's okay to dream about blogposts!

[QUOTE=HiddenShadow;52431007]I need to stop looking at MUS before bed. I "woke up" in my dream after which i checked MUS only to find it full of people posting "BLOG POSTS OUT" or "BALANCE BLOG POST TWOS HERE". So i checked the site and the changes were ... odd to say the least but i don't remember the changes bar they were odd. The only one i do remember was the Baby Faces Blaster: . Removed the speed mechanic . Added a 50% damage vulnerability[/QUOTE] I remember, how I had a dream about UFOs, which invaded teamfortress.com I had this dream, when Invasion Update hype reached a peak.

[QUOTE=MrJohn;52431056]I remember, how I had a dream about UFOs, which invaded teamfortress.com I had this dream, when Invasion Update hype reached a peak.[/QUOTE] yeah i had a bunch of dreams throughout the invasion update speculation as well, i guess because the theme was pretty spooky it dug into all our minds

The TF team has never released a major update on the 4th of July. In fact, the only update they have ever released on July 4th was [URL="https://wiki.teamfortress.com/wiki/July_4,_2015_Patch"]back in 2015[/URL] and consisted of two separate patches containing bug hot-fixes. On that note: July 7th, 2016 (which was a Thursday) was when Meet Your Match came out. July 6th, 2017 (which is Thursday) will be the Thursday one year later, so I'm personally predicting this to be the release date. Maybe the update blog post will be either today or tomorrow? [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/ulIQXYo.png[/IMG]

Hm.. It just struck me.. since.. when is the [I]"Pyromancer" (deal 1m points of total fire damage)[/I] bugged? as a Pyro "main" I should have it by now.. concidering it's been like 6 years.. and I have basicaly all the pyro achivements..

[QUOTE=Creeps;52431287]Hm.. It just struck me.. since.. when is the [I]"Pyromancer" (deal 1m points of total fire damage)[/I] bugged? as a Pyro "main" I should have it by now.. concidering it's been like 6 years.. and I have basicaly all the pyro achivements..[/QUOTE] Did you clear your stats or something? I think deletings stats also deletes achievement progress.

The update will never release when you expect, and it will always be later than you want.

[QUOTE=Creeps;52431287]Hm.. It just struck me.. since.. when is the [I]"Pyromancer" (deal 1m points of total fire damage)[/I] bugged? as a Pyro "main" I should have it by now.. concidering it's been like 6 years.. and I have basicaly all the pyro achivements..[/QUOTE] that achievement has been fucked for years, i got it up to like 200k by 2011 and it just got stuck there until like 2016, i've checked now and it's flat 0 lol.

[QUOTE=Lord Exor;52431316]... and it will always be later than you want.[/QUOTE] [URL="https://developer.valvesoftware.com/wiki/Valve_Time#Reverse_Valve_Time"]Not always[/URL]

If we get anything today, it will be a blog post. I'm not holding out for it, though.

Go enjoy your barbecues. No reason to thin a blog post will happen today.

The grill isn't going to serve up a TF2 update.

Guys I just saw a fireworks explosion that read "tf2 update today"

[QUOTE=gjw22;52431684]Go enjoy your barbecues. No reason to thin a blog post will happen today.[/QUOTE] I think July 4th IS the perfect day to expect at least a tease about a [b]Pyro[/b] update.

I think an announcement tomorrow makes since and it will be released on the 6th, just after the summer sale ends. Probably will be a large 2 day update.

I've changed my mind. It's releasing in September. I have spoken.

What I'm curious of is whether and how many days the update will consist of. We know bottom line it will have an SFM release, a sizable list of rebalances, contracts and pyro weapons. That's not even counting valve made and community made maps and any other surprises. One day wouldn't cover it, even two would be tightly fit but three leaves no room for a smooth release this week without overaligning the holiday.

[QUOTE=geel9;52431948]I've changed my mind. It's releasing in September. I have spoken.[/QUOTE] unspeak

[QUOTE=testinglol;52431953]unspeak[/QUOTE] .dnim ym degnahc ev'I .rebmetpeS ni gnisaeler s'tI .nekops evah I

With each passing day I worry more and more for Fluury's mental health. Especially because he barely posted today.

[QUOTE=Caballero;52431979]With each passing day I worry more and more for Fluury's mental health. Especially because he barely posted today.[/QUOTE] That's what happens when you get banned. You... can't post. Also geez people, tone down the shitposting a bit. It's incredibly unlikely that it's coming today, and we have no actual concrete evidence to even think it's coming this week. Only by looking at previous trends, and as we know Valve generally doesn't give a shit about that.

-snip, post above said what i was going to say-

It would be cool to see something about the next update on the 4th of July, after the most recent War! was an election. Not keeping my hopes up, but it's definitely that time of year. Let's hope for not another MYM.

Honestly I'd take another MyM. Just give me something FUCK

[QUOTE=geel9;52432010]Honestly I'd take another MyM. Just give me something FUCK[/QUOTE] Though honestly that update was underwhelming, it took them some time after release of it to fix the mess that was newly introduced casual, not to mention the huge backlash from community, so no thank you.

[QUOTE=Cpt.MEEM;52432022]Though honestly that update was underwhelming, it took them some time after release of it to fix the mess that was newly introduced casual, not to mention the huge backlash from community, so no thank you.[/QUOTE] Mate when you're addicted to heroin you don't bitch when you get shitty heroin You just need heroin