Final Major Update Speculation V37 - This is the last MUS thread. Speculate in General Chat. - Games

this thread gets so desperate around updates it's amazing, if i was on the tf team i'd personally schedule updates based solely around how stressed i could make you guys

[QUOTE=DatHarry;52436189]this thread gets so desperate around updates it's amazing, if i was on the tf team i'd personally schedule updates based solely around how stressed i could make you guys[/QUOTE] They do that already.

In moments like this i remember the "Bi-monthly updates" image they showed in a Valve developer conference.

[QUOTE=Turing;52436002]haven't followed TF2 things since 2012, can anyone quickly sum up what we are waiting for here?[/QUOTE] We are getting the equivalent of 2 or 3 smaller/normal sized updates in one, including some new Pyro weapons. Also, TF2 Reddit has a Cliffs Notes version of all the updates released over the years that they just recently wrote up, so you can skim over that to catch up on what you missed since 2012. [url]https://www.reddit.com/r/tf2/wiki/major_update_list[/url]

Man, there's a lot of users lurking here along with 60+ guests. It'll make it all the more funnier if the update indeed doesn't hit today/this week.

[QUOTE=DatHarry;52436189]this thread gets so desperate around updates it's amazing, if i was on the tf team i'd personally schedule updates based solely around how stressed i could make you guys[/QUOTE] Actually one of my favorite parts of Major Updates. As awful the 400 extra posts around MyM were, they were really fun.

[QUOTE=Ace of Butts;52436181]Do we know anything specific about the new short?[/QUOTE] It will be tf2 Related hopefully

If this update is as big as we think it is, I hope we get a Multi-day update page before it goes live Remember when we got a 8 day lead up to the Sniper vs spy update? [url]http://www.teamfortress.com/sniper_vs_spy/day01_english.htm[/url]

How to make everyone hate you: Step one: pretend that the update hit and link to any random blogpost Step two: Enjoy incoming hate Step three: create new account Rinse & repeat [highlight](User was banned for this post ("Shitpost" - Kiwi))[/highlight]

Do we even know for sure if this is gonna be a 2-day? I don't think there was any official comment on that.

[QUOTE=Caballero;52436226]How to make everyone hate you: Step one: pretend that the update hit and link to any random blogpost Step two: Enjoy incoming hate Step three: create new account Rinse & repeat[/QUOTE] Instructions unclear: I got killed by monster bread and aliens. [highlight](User was banned for this post ("Shitpost - Either contribute or don't post" - Reagy))[/highlight]

My "hope for today" meter slowly decays with time and idk why

[QUOTE=14bux;52436230]Do we even know for sure if this is gonna be a 2-day? I don't think there was any official comment on that.[/QUOTE] We don't. But given the fact they've announced so far the next update will include a revamped campaign, the Pyro pack, matchmaking improvements, general game balancing, and a Jungle theme with new maps, taunts, and cosmetics, all of that content (and possibly more they're not telling us about) seems too big for a one-day update.

[QUOTE=Disco Stoobs;52436241]We don't. But given the fact they've announced so far the next update will include a revamped campaign, the Pyro pack, matchmaking improvements, general game balancing, and a Jungle theme with new maps, taunts, and cosmetics, all of that content (and possibly more they're not telling us about) seems too small for a one-day update.[/QUOTE] Maybe they could do a two day update page where the update is released on the same day as Day 2's update page? Like, one page could be about Pyro/Weapon Rebalances/Matchmaking, and the other could be about Jungle/New Campaign.

My hope is dwindling...someone save me...

[QUOTE=prizepool;52436258]My hope is dwindling...someone save me...[/QUOTE] Give it four hours before you succumb to complete despair. [editline]5th July 2017[/editline] Also, time passes way slower actively watching this thread, ya'll. Set a watcher extension to the TF2 Blog and go about other business instead, the time will pass way quicker. Just finished cooking my stir fry and it felt like I started five minutes ago...

[QUOTE=Contra132;52436260]Give it four hours before you succumb to complete despair. [editline]5th July 2017[/editline] Also, time passes way slower actively watching this thread, ya'll. Set a watcher extension to the TF2 Blog and go about other business instead, the time will pass way quicker. Just finished cooking my stir fry and it felt like I started five minutes ago...[/QUOTE] You mean hopelessly trying to bargain with ourselves that the update will happen [insert day] isn't a good use of our time?

here comes reddit just like last year, i really hope the update's today so we don't have to deal with this any longer

Reminder that they often release the summer update right after the sale ends. With a multi-day update seeming very likely, and the sale ending today, my bets are on day 1 update page today and then day 2 tomorrow and the update dropping

[QUOTE=rolfum;52436284]here comes reddit just like last year, i really hope the update's today so we don't have to deal with this any longer[/QUOTE] Save us from this nightmare without end, Jill. You are our only hope...

My "Agree" button broke, optimism reads off scale, oh boy, I hope, that we get [B]something[/B].

Do you guys think the short will tie in with the comics at all? If I remember correctly, Medic sacrificed the soul of one of the mercs to the devil, and who knows... maybe it was pyro? I could totally be overthinking, but it'd be interesting to see them incorporate that in somehow.

Isn't there normally an unmentioned update on steamdb the day of most major tf2 updates ?

Only thing I realy hope for are interesting weapons for Pyro.. As far as I remember they said she is going to get a new Melee, Secondary and Primary? Or am I mistaken?

[QUOTE=Creeps;52436320][B]she[/B][/QUOTE] Don't.

There's always December.

[t]https://files.catbox.moe/w2jiec.png[/t] Is my valve clock borked or isn't it almost 7 PM for Valve? I'll give it 2 more hours, but after that all I can hope for tomorrow to bring us something.

[QUOTE=Fluury;52436395][t]https://files.catbox.moe/w2jiec.png[/t] Is my valve clock borked or isn't it almost 7 PM for Valve? I'll give it 2 more hours, but after that all I can hope for tomorrow to bring us something.[/QUOTE] It's a little before 4PM over there. Still time.

[QUOTE=Fluury;52436395][t]https://files.catbox.moe/w2jiec.png[/t] Is my valve clock borked or isn't it almost 7 PM for Valve? I'll give it 2 more hours, but after that all I can hope for tomorrow to bring us something.[/QUOTE] it's borked, I think it's more 2:30 to 3:30 their time fukku

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