• Trolling Annoying Traders Thread
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[QUOTE=Dan*;29574018][img_thumb]http://imgur.com/H1O0T.png[/img_thumb][/QUOTE] That Scorching Glove wouldn't happen to be named "Burning Rubber", would it?
[QUOTE=cs_bunny;29583526]That Scorching Glove wouldn't happen to be named "Burning Rubber", would it?[/QUOTE] It's named "A pyro on fire" lol
[QUOTE=Dan*;29584199]It's named "A pyro on fire" lol[/QUOTE] Damn, I unboxed a burning glove and named it "Burning Rubber", then traded it away. I was just curious to it's whereabouts.
It's Scorching, not Burning. Awesome name idea though. Much better than "PYRO ON FIRE"
[IMG]http://gyazo.com/bd93f52da597c191be09fc4fc8b075b7[/IMG][img]http://gyazo.com/bd93f52da597c191be09fc4fc8b075b7.png[/img] Fists are named offers. Guy added me later and told me i should kill myself :v:
I still have a nametag left, might aswell just name it "Offers" too :3:
[QUOTE=Recurracy;29590003]I still have a nametag left, might aswell just name it "Offers" too :3:[/QUOTE] I have one named "Offers" and one named "Unusual Offers" :buddy:
So I connected to one of those mario_kart servers for general foolishness and someone seemed to take notice that I was wearing a Bill's hat. He asked about it in chat: "r u trading bills hat" "whats your offer?" "ill giv u some new wepons" *blocks trading* "okay, deal." "thats odd, i cant c u in there" "must be a glitch."
Told a kid on MARIO_KART that I would trade him my earbuds for any 8 weapons. every time he sent me a trade I would decline and say "Oops, wrong button. send me another trade. I dont know how." So he had to wait 30 seconds.... then I would decline again. [I]He did this for twenty minutes.[/I] Then I accepted and asked for weapons he didn't have. The funny thing is that he only had about 15 weapons and no hats. He may have thought it was going to be a fair trade.
I remember the time back when the Christmas tree came out. I had one and some guy said what do I want. I said I want 3 refined. However he didn't have 3 refined so he went and traded everything he had apparently, no idea what he actually had but then he added me on Steam. I said I changed my mind and he went crazy so I blocked him. Guess what he does next, he creates a Steam group called something like "Charmander trade me" (Display name was Charmander at the time). Something along those lines. He then invited me to the group. He literally was stalking me. It was scary. Also forgot to mention he use to always join the servers I went on.
[QUOTE=minicunga;29617235]I remember the time back when the Christmas tree came out. I had one and some guy said what do I want. I said I want 3 refined. However he didn't have 3 refined so he went and traded everything he had apparently, no idea what he actually had but then he added me on Steam. I said I changed my mind and he went crazy so I blocked him. Guess what he does next, he creates a Steam group called something like "Charmander trade me" (Display name was Charmander at the time). Something along those lines. He then invited me to the group. He literally was stalking me. It was scary. Also forgot to mention he use to always join the servers I went on.[/QUOTE] ...what
Some fool traded me and asked for my max head. He put up a few weapons and a parasite. I put up my whole max set and a bunch of other shit and hit the check box and then I hit escape and continued playing. The guy sat there for ten minutes and then finally I got the canceled notice as I was playing :v:
[QUOTE=HellsKnightmare;29607187]Told a kid on MARIO_KART that I would trade him my earbuds for any 8 weapons. every time he sent me a trade I would decline and say "Oops, wrong button. send me another trade. I dont know how." So he had to wait 30 seconds.... then I would decline again. [I]He did this for twenty minutes.[/I] Then I accepted and asked for weapons he didn't have. The funny thing is that he only had about 15 weapons and no hats. He may have thought it was going to be a fair trade.[/QUOTE] Ok, that's a serious win right there. I'm definitly trying that one.
[img]http://gyazo.com/58ad13aa15d5072c409886c123b2142d.png[/img] :frog: Its tempting.
[QUOTE=norzone;29685010][img_thumb]http://gyazo.com/58ad13aa15d5072c409886c123b2142d.png[/img_thumb] :frog: Its tempting.[/QUOTE] Who in their right mind would do that trade. I say troll him.
[QUOTE=Mike Tyson;29685037]Who in their right mind would do that trade. I say troll him.[/QUOTE] i second that
Hmmmmn. Some dude last nigth offered me a bills and 2 shitty hat's for my buds. I could have sold them for i profit, i got it for 2 weapons anyway. [editline]8th May 2011[/editline] He told me he was finnish, so i started to talk to him in Finnish. I called him a many names, then he asked me to speak in english. He said thank you when i said something too him.
hm Trading, it is in the game, is it?
Never tell your password to anyone. Just Cat! >:|: ? DarkHunter: hi Just Cat! >:|: hi Just Cat! >:|: who are you? DarkHunter: i have DarkHunter: indubitably green for trade Just Cat! >:|: and? DarkHunter: em DarkHunter: you need that? Just Cat! >:|: no Just Cat! >:|: why did you add me? DarkHunter: for this "FUCK YOU!" Just Cat! >:|: cool story, bro DarkHunter is now Offline.
[img]http://gyazo.com/455a4d2380d0987fb915f7198bbbf793.png[/img] :silent:
[QUOTE=norzone;29721081][img_thumb]http://gyazo.com/455a4d2380d0987fb915f7198bbbf793.png[/img_thumb] :silent:[/QUOTE] Strangely, I've never seen a level 69 collector. People just value it more because we're all immature
This has happened a lot "Hey, can I trade you for your (either my) vintage fadora/Service Medal?" (Me)"Yeah sure, send me a trade" I'll put the item in the trade box. "Alright, how much" (Me)"Three higher tier themed unusuals. Like the mining light with glow beams, or plauge mask with flies. Those kinda things" "Those aren't worth that" "I know, but <repeat what I said>" "I'll offer you <something else" They never get the point that I'm not going to trade away certain things. It's funny though.
Just dug this up from my offers now. [IMG]http://i52.tinypic.com/192nwi.jpg[/IMG] and yes, i did read it.
[url="http://tf2tp.com/trade.php?trade=1455020"]Oh he's trollin for sure[/url]
Hehe. The avatar not give it away? If someone adds me I just talk to them in African. Some people go to real lengths to attempt to communicate back.
[img]http://cloud.steampowered.com/ugc/541767472314695873/55D6ED21F5CAA56726313698958EAC9D0C2C9136/[/img] He spammed that one line 30+ times.
Oh God, I wish I'd noticed this thread earlier. For the past month or so I've had my Wiki Cap up for trade on TF2Items because their system doesn't detect untradables. I get friend requests from people all the time. The hilarious part is what people often offer me. If I knew about this thread, I'd have saved all those conversations where I lead people on. :v:
Me: Hi i trade bunny hat from sam game for spy gun! *5+ Trade Requests* Guy: Hallo, i have these. **Adds Le'trannger** **Adds Ambassador** Guy: ;) Me: wut 4 da white one? **Removes Ambassador** Guy: Your max head? Me: wat is max head? Guy: ... Guy: eh, the bunny head Me: uh, dis? **Add max head** Guy: Yeah, should we do 'dis? Me: Ok, but i wait i hav to go poop Guy: ok -_- Me: Ok i'm back Me: ppl r saying dis is going to be a ripp off trade, b cuz ur gun worth moar than my hat :( Guy: no it isn't Guy: Dont leave Guy: Dont fucking leave Me: Bye Guy: Go fucky ourself Me: sorry i dun wanna scam u Not ''big trolling'' but meh :/
[QUOTE=Esporeng;29809285]Me: Hi i trade bunny hat from sam game for spy gun! *5+ Trade Requests* Guy: Hallo, i have these. **Adds Le'trannger** **Adds Ambassador** Guy: ;) Me: wut 4 da white one? **Removes Ambassador** Guy: Your max head? Me: wat is max head? Guy: ... Guy: eh, the bunny head Me: uh, dis? **Add max head** Guy: Yeah, should we do 'dis? Me: Ok, but i wait i hav to go poop Guy: ok -_- Me: Ok i'm back Me: ppl r saying dis is going to be a ripp off trade, b cuz ur gun worth moar than my hat :( Guy: no it isn't Guy: Dont leave Guy: Dont fucking leave Me: Bye Guy: Go fucky ourself Me: sorry i dun wanna scam u Not ''big trolling'' but meh :/[/QUOTE] Acting like an idiot always works. I once had a clean Skull so I just said: "Trading clean Spine-Chilling Skull for sandvich!" 7 requests. I accept the top one. "Hello!" "hi you have hat?" "Yes, I have the Skull." "ok trade" *he puts up a non-v sandvich* "Uh, are you fucking retarded?" "what" "Clean Skulls go for at least 7 refined, stop trying to lowball me you fucking homoenabling jew." "suck mother" *cancel trade* :v:
[QUOTE=Sabrina;29814726]Acting like an idiot always works. I once had a clean Skull so I just said: "Trading clean Spine-Chilling Skull for sandvich!" 7 requests. I accept the top one. "Hello!" "hi you have hat?" "Yes, I have the Skull." "ok trade" *he puts up a non-v sandvich* "Uh, are you fucking retarded?" "what" "Clean Skulls go for at least 7 refined, stop trying to lowball me you fucking homoenabling jew." "suck mother" *cancel trade* :v:[/QUOTE] I was on an arena and said "I'm trading a hat for a crate." Then players from the other team traded with me, spending 30 seconds and making us win.
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