I bet they cut off you dick to complete the procedure.
And turn your anus into an outlet to gain energy because you run on electricity.
[QUOTE=lockdown6;15638992]No, that's for the CPs who still have their genitals attached.[/QUOTE]
I said Overwatch Soldiers, not CPs. As far as I know Civil Protection is not a branch of the Combine Overwatch.
[IMG]http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/half-life/en/images/3/32/Soldier_bed.jpg[/IMG]
After the surgery you go to a memory replacement device so they erase all your former memories and substitute them with new ones.
Where do people get this idea that they cut off your genitals? And why are you people so obssesed with your scrotum anyways?
Oh wait this is facepunch. Makes sense now.
[QUOTE=Butthurter;15645655]Obviously.[/QUOTE]
One of those metal bars is leading to his butt.
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[QUOTE=Uzi-Face;15645803]Where do people get this idea that they cut off your genitals? And why are you people so obssesed with your scrotum anyways?
Oh wait this is facepunch. Makes sense now.[/QUOTE]
It would make sense since they don't want the combine raping the citizens.
[QUOTE=borisvdb;15645820]One of those metal bars is leading to his butt.[/QUOTE]
No, it goes under him. You can see the end of it between his legs on the front.
[QUOTE=borisvdb;15645820]It would make sense since they don't want the combine raping the citizens.[/QUOTE]
I would think Civil Protection already do that. I mean they already commit torture, beatings, raids, and murder, so they probably rape too.
civil protection punching a girl and then fuck her all day
[QUOTE=Katana Fox;15644151]But dude, laaaassser eyyyyessss.[/QUOTE]
yeah laaaassser eyyyyessss then alex sends a hacked rollermine to woop your ass...ummm nothank you.lol
[QUOTE=Combine_A;15645278]I'm already a combine.[/QUOTE]
[IMG]http://www.fightingamphibians.com/b/src/124534230195.jpg[/IMG]
[QUOTE=Uzi-Face;15645803]Where do people get this idea that they cut off your genitals? And why are you people so obssesed with your scrotum anyways?[/QUOTE]
From the Combine OverWiki:
[quote]Overwatch soldiers are confirmed to be humans that have undergone extensive modifications including, but not limited to, brain and chest surgery, [b]removal of genitalia,[/b] and implantation of various mechanical devices in the throat and around the abdomen, and are likely to have their memories replaced. This procedure is carried out at Nova Prospekt and the Citadel. It is notable that in the B2 cell block of Nova Prospekt, after a few switches in a security monitor, a "naked" soldier can be seen lying on a table between two control panels. His eyes are open, indicating the soldier is not asleep, and is obviously being prepared for clothing. Some players like to think of Overwatch soldiers as human synths; Dr. Kleiner describes them in Episode One as "post-human" in reference to their enforced enhancements. [/quote]
[QUOTE=Aurora93;15647823]From the Combine OverWiki:[/QUOTE]
Oh, okay. Then I'd join Civil Protection instead.
YES! But only if I can have Heavy Weapons Guy's voice.
*rumble rumble rumble*
"I'm coming for you!"
*more mechanical noises*
"It's good time to run, cowards!"
[QUOTE=Da Big Man;15637472]All human emotion is gone, you are a walking zombie who only has one goal in life now: Serve the Union or face permanant off-world relocation.
Unless you're Civil Protection, then that means you'll lose your manly man.[/QUOTE]
...So...Barney...?
Poor man.
[QUOTE=Faren;15650908]...So...Barney...?
Poor man.[/QUOTE]
I see you failed to read what he meant... Civil Protection keeps their stuff.
[QUOTE=wedewdw;15646302]cvilian protection punching a girl and then fuck her all day[/QUOTE]
Damn, you got me sold now. I want to be Civil Protection.
CP FAH LYFE YO!
I would like to be these guys.
[hd]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c_ZwqOgQT4E&hd=1
[/hd]
[hd]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7wPJG9qMZl0&hd=1[/hd]
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f5G2H8UC74s&fmt=18[/media]
[QUOTE=TheMercWithAMouth;15651227]I would like to be these guys.
[hd]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c_ZwqOgQT4E&hd=1
[/hd]
[hd]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7wPJG9qMZl0&hd=1[/hd]
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f5G2H8UC74s&fmt=18[/media][/QUOTE]
Wow the guy who made the last video made this video and he thinks exactly like me
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tCuXnjmBH_Y&feature=related[/media]
Yes Civil Protection And Combine Nation are my favorite HL2 machinimas.
[QUOTE=The DooD;15644719]More like
MY BALLS! WHERE ARE MY BALLS?
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[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GPmYH5gybBs[/media]
0:38[/QUOTE]
I was in that, you can check the credits at the end of the actual movie.
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[QUOTE=Levithan II;15651680][URL=http://img132.imageshack.us/i/coopthinkin.jpg/][IMG]http://img132.imageshack.us/img132/8135/coopthinkin.jpg[/IMG][/URL][/QUOTE]
I loved that show.
[QUOTE=-Xemit-;15650701]So you want to be this?
[img]http://www.kevinkirby.com/images/Site_Images/Combine_Hire/COMBINE3.JPG[/img][/QUOTE]
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tb63PdPweDc&feature=related[/media]
i want to be one :) XD
[QUOTE=Empty_Shadow;15642262]Would a robot ask you to pick up a can?
Would they laugh at you?[/QUOTE]
The one you're talking about is not a Combine, it's a Civil Protection unit
Enjoy your lack of sexual organs.
biggest geek discussion ever
Gordon Freeman is disappoint.
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