[QUOTE=PsiSoldier;25638395]noparse~
fuck late
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pre-req for large beam spec, son.[/QUOTE]
Well fuck I did not know that. Looks like I just tacked on another week to my skill plan.
Aghh, what is this bullshit. The application waiting queue in EVE University is like 3 weeks. Any LARGE, NOOB-FRIENDLY corps who don't make you jump thru a bunch of hoops and other bullshit?
When I was on my trial account, I found 300 man corp (dominion gaming) that took me in right away, they did fleet roams and a bunch of awesome other shit. Why can't I find a corp like this?
Yeah, gunnery skills are killer. To get to T2 large railguns, you need to train to T2 small and medium railguns to IV first.
Thankfully missiles and EWAR don't have as ridiculous requirements.
[QUOTE=Sporkfire;25645698]Aghh, what is this bullshit. The application waiting queue in EVE University is like 3 weeks. Any LARGE, NOOB-FRIENDLY corps who don't make you jump thru a bunch of hoops and other bullshit?
When I was on my trial account, I found 300 man corp (dominion gaming) that took me in right away, they did fleet roams and a bunch of awesome other shit. Why can't I find a corp like this?[/QUOTE]
Dock at a station where you want to live around, check out corporations that have offices there
[QUOTE=BurnBlackJay;25647536]Dock at a station where you want to live around, check out corporations that have offices there[/QUOTE]
I'm talking about corps with 200+ members, doesn't seem to be many of those. I'm trying to get a hold of "Southern Cross" right now.
Fucking sweet. One of the members in my corp has an IRL friend who is CEO of a corp in the R.A.G.E. alliance.
We have like 99.95% chance of getting in. :buddy:
Oh good, join Rage just in time to get embarrassed by the Russians.
[url]http://kb.wn-alliance.com/?a=battle&id=r9073&kb=wn#overview[/url]
[QUOTE=sanitarium.;25650475]Join Rage, get embarrassed.
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Fixed.
Contract me, Leto Orodies if you are looking for a established 0.0 corp in a Northern Coalition alliance. We're a solid pvp focused corp with a developed indurtsial backbone that does all sorts of shit, like manufacturing, wh, pi, research, mining, moon mins besides the usually shooting at fish in a barrel.
If you don't know what I am talking about, you need not apply.
We have a 15mil sp requirement as well as competency prerequisite, but I may wavier the first requirement if you pass the latter.
EDIT
Just to be sly, I'm changing "big fish" to "fish able to swim"
Contact me, newly-registered member 001 if you are looking to have your wallet emptied and your head removed. We're a solid <Insert all professions here> corp with a developed <everything> that does <everything again>, even <insert comedy relief>.
If you don't play EVE, don't apply!
We have a <truncated rounded number> SP requirement [that we don't enforce] and you must be a human!
Fuck! I'm not human...
[QUOTE=Onyx3173;25652953]Fuck! I'm not human...[/QUOTE]
But do you have isk??
We can waive the requirement just for you!
Why don't you info first.
And the 15mil SP is enforced, but if your like 13.5mil there can be waivers. But seeing that people here are lining up to join EVE-UNIVERSITY.. the prospect that I'd catch a big fish here is slim to none.
And na, we don't need your 30mil wallet when we field motherships and stations. :P
Put ya money where ya mouth is :)
[QUOTE=Sleepysheep;25652979]Why don't you info first.
And the 15mil SPis enforced, but if your like 13.5mil there can be waivers. But seeing that people here are lining up to join EVE-UNIVERSITY.. the prospect that I'd catch a big fish here is slim to none.
And na, we don't need your 30mil wallet when we field motherships and stations. :P
Put ya money where ya mouth is :)[/QUOTE]
Even admitting you're just here to recruit, pathetic. As opposed to whatever backwater you come from, the vast majority of EVE-playing facepunchers actually [i]care[/i] for each other. I personally have helped several of our newer players get acquainted with the game (at my own loss), as opposed to just fishing wildly for a newbie looking for a trial so I could earn a free month of game time. You, however, are just looking out for yourself. Good day sir, and don't let the door hit you on the way out.
[QUOTE=scout1;25652978]But do you have isk??
We can waive the requirement just for you![/QUOTE]
Maybe. Depends on how much ISK you're looking to empty me of.
[QUOTE=Onyx3173;25653012]Maybe. Depends on how much ISK you're looking to empty me of.[/QUOTE]
How much do you have? :)
[QUOTE=scout1;25653027]How much do you have? :)[/QUOTE]
1.25 ISK. Is that enough?
[QUOTE=Onyx3173;25653043]1.25 ISK. Is that enough?[/QUOTE]
By god we'll take it!
[QUOTE=scout1;25653049]By god we'll take it![/QUOTE]
Awesome! I win!
Na, sorry I never said I'm here JUST to recruit. I'm here to lurk actually. The Video Game screenshot thread is primary reason I am here. (truth be told, I first visited because I wanted to see others bitch about the sad state of affairs for MAFIA 2 when it came out)
I hopped into this thread because I happened to play EVE and saw this thread. Click on last page, glimpsed around and the first post I noticed is about the long line for EVE-university and people looking for a corp.
I mean, this forum... or any forum for that matter is not a primary, secondary or "lastary" source for my recuitment. I was just putting it out there.
And if you think I'm here just for myself, and that I'm here to swindle every noob out of their isk and that I'm here for 30 days of free gametime.. is ludicrous, but not suprising, Mr. goodie two shoe. I suppose you run a donation box for people in need of a plex right? So I suppose every member of my corp is there for my pleasure, nevermind that we provide many services that you can only dream off, and a place to make enough isk to buy a capital in a week.
I was offering a alternative to somebody on a "3-week" long waiting list, But I see you must confused my intent. Those waiting to join EVE-University has no place in my corp.
I guess I must retract my offer than. Your loss anyways.
Cheers, mate.
PS. sorry to seen that the goons must have ripped you off a few times.
It's okay Sleepysheep, I love you.
I love everybody that plays EVE, dolts or not. :3:
You don't even play anymore, Tarkin. I can't talk about my love of carebearing without you in chat!
Woot, love spreadsheets
-snip-
[editline]26th October 2010[/editline]
i am dumb
[editline]26th October 2010[/editline]
dumb
[QUOTE=Sporkfire;25647725]I'm talking about corps with 200+ members, doesn't seem to be many of those. I'm trying to get a hold of "Southern Cross" right now.[/QUOTE]
You WANT to be in a massive member count whore corp??
[editline]26th October 2010[/editline]
[QUOTE=Sleepysheep;25652979]Why don't you info first.
And the 15mil SP is enforced, but if your like 13.5mil there can be waivers. But seeing that people here are lining up to join EVE-UNIVERSITY.. the prospect that I'd catch a big fish here is slim to none.
And na, we don't need your 30mil wallet when we field motherships and stations. :P
Put ya money where ya mouth is :)[/QUOTE]
holy shit i too field stations in battle
[editline]26th October 2010[/editline]
[QUOTE=Sleepysheep;25653087]Na, sorry I never said I'm here JUST to recruit. I'm here to lurk actually. The Video Game screenshot thread is primary reassdfdsjhdsgds.[/QUOTE]
I don't think anybody wants to join your ten-a-penny-really-bad-station-spinning-capital-lettering-baddie-bad-bad-corp scout1 told you what's what
Primary rule of the eve thread: only corp that is allowed to recruit is the FP corp
[QUOTE=Sleepysheep;25653087]Click on last page, glimpsed around and the first post I noticed is about the long line for [B]EVE-university[/B] and people looking for a corp.
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That usually implies that [I]new players[/I], with [I]far under 15m SP[/I] are looking for a way to learn about the game. There are quite a few more developed players here, but they're capable of finding their own corporations, or asking for help.
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And if you think I'm here just for myself, and that I'm here to swindle every noob out of their isk and that I'm here for 30 days of free gametime.. is ludicrous, but not suprising, Mr. goodie two shoe. I suppose you run a donation box for people in need of a plex right? So I suppose every member of my corp is there for my pleasure, nevermind that we provide many services that you can only dream off, and [B]a place to make enough isk to buy a capital in a week. [/B]
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Your home systems are regularly roamed and paraded upon by small gangs, along with the rest of PB/Dek.
[quote]
I was offering a alternative to somebody on a "3-week" long waiting list, But I see you must confused my intent. [B]Those waiting to join EVE-University has no place in my corp. [/B]
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OWN alliance is too 31337 for us.
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PS. sorry to seen that the goons must have ripped you off a few times.[/QUOTE]
I take offense to this statement. Goons would never do such things.
[QUOTE=Sleepysheep;25652979]Why don't you info first.
And the 15mil SP is enforced, but if your like 13.5mil there can be waivers. But seeing that people here are lining up to join EVE-UNIVERSITY.. the prospect that I'd catch a big fish here is slim to none.
And na, we don't need your 30mil wallet when we field [B]motherships[/B] and [B]stations[/B]. :P
Put ya money where ya mouth is :)[/QUOTE]
I've never seen OWN field a supercapital, ever. And they've only got 2 stations in Goon Pets 4Ever land.
They've also been on the decline for the past several weeks.
[img]http://filesmelt.com/dl/chart3.png[/img]
(Members @ evemaps.dotlan.net)
And I have to say your record is the best of all.
[quote]Kills: 67
Real kills: 52
Losses: 62
Damage done (ISK): 5.43B
Damage received (ISK): 1.75B
Chance of enemy survival: 54.39%
Pilot Efficiency (ISK): 75.64%
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no wait WAIT wait wait wait wait wait wait
he's in OWN?????
[editline]26th October 2010[/editline]
Even in the deklein coalition they're laughed at, they never attend any ops/fleets and never leave their system
And he's trying to recruit noobs with such a ridiculous SP requirement? he should be PAYING people to join
Who is he ingame??
[editline]26th October 2010[/editline]
By the way, Sleepy, you realise that the new players you can't recruit because of your retarded SP requirement will have more SP in combat/ship/support than you because all of yours is in mining, right?
[editline]26th October 2010[/editline]
By the way, Sleepy, you realise that the new players you can't recruit because of your retarded SP requirement will have more SP in combat/ship/support than you because all of yours is in mining, right?
My old IT tech is in OWN, part of CAIN
I must ask him about this when I next can
lol, OWN.
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