Call of Duty: Black Ops v3 - Step one: Secure the thread. - Games

[QUOTE=Silly Sil;26066359]YOU'VE GOT TO BE SHITTING ME 360 version gets updated almost daily while the game on PC is still unplayable [URL="http://www.blackopsforum.com/showthread.php?p=92943"]http://www.blackopsforum.com/showthread.php?t=8155[/URL][/QUOTE] it's totally not possible that they have separate teams working on consoles and PC, and the 360 has only had 1 patch and that's the patch released at launch

Oh my fucking god. I just tried to restart the level. "No save detected" Kicked back to main menu. Mission select. 5 MISSIONS I JUST FUCKING COMPLETED WERE GONE Does anyone have a fucking save file? Anyone? I said it before and I'll say it again. FUCK YOU TREYARCH

[QUOTE=Dolton;26067387]His voice sounds like Mayor Quimby's. [img_thumb]http://www.insidesocal.com/tomhoffarth/quimby.gif[/img_thumb][/QUOTE] I believe they hired the same voice actor.

Colonel, what's a Russian gunship doing here? [img]http://i.ytimg.com/vi/DZ0AK8zJlY0/0.jpg[/img]

well i've had enough of this shit wager matches are unplayable because every time there's some shit who's on like level 37 first prestige, and regular games are unplayable because of the stupid fucking stuttering [editline]14th November 2010[/editline] [QUOTE=Agoat;26067802]What's a Russian gunship doing in Vietnam? [img_thumb]http://i.ytimg.com/vi/DZ0AK8zJlY0/0.jpg[/img_thumb][/QUOTE] if you'd play the game you'd understand that they were working together

What the fuck... I think I just got Career Matches II for the 3rd time today. Fucking Treyarch, stop rolling back my stats every day! :argh:

double post goddamn god hates me

[QUOTE=Protocol7;26067815]if you'd play the game you'd understand that they were working together[/QUOTE] If you'd look at my avatar you'd understand the joke.

[QUOTE=Agoat;26067869]If you'd look at my avatar you'd understand the joke.[/QUOTE] wasn't a joke when i posted cap'n

[QUOTE=Protocol7;26067882]wasn't a joke when i posted cap'n[/QUOTE] are you sure

I'm sure everyone knows Cr1TiKaL (penguinz0) for his joke commentaries, but he actually made a pretty awesome montage from Black Ops. If you're not a fan of "frag videos" just skip to 2:20 and at least watch that. [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=djOpD2KIao8&feature=sub[/media] instant boner

[QUOTE=Agoat;26067929]are you sure[/QUOTE] yes

[QUOTE=Protocol7;26067961]yes[/QUOTE] well ok then :rolleyes:

FAMAS + ACOG = sex. Well, ACOG until 25 anyway.

[QUOTE=killz2much;26067801]I believe they hired the same voice actor.[/QUOTE] Dan Castellaneta is the voice of Mayor Quimby. He doesn't do JFK though.

would of been kinda cool if treyarch put some themed maps in mp, like ww2. the weapons are already in the game so it wouldn't be hard to do and i'm sure me and alot of other people would like to fuck around with the ww2 weapons once again. also, i'm guessing that the guy who voices jfk is the same one who voices him in clone high and the guy who voices nixon is from futurama?

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I just want to do a sniper.. smg silencer... can't be detected by spyplane.. camp bushes.. I can't... 10-15 fps.. sadface. Please come out with a patch.. sometime soon in this week Treyarch :(

Dear Black Ops, Stop putting people behind me. I am constantly dying in multiplayer because you insist on spawning the other team behind me. I would understand if you did this once a game, but this is getting ridiculous. You also do this in single player, and beating the game is becoming a chore. Please stop. Sincerely, Me

[QUOTE=Lightbourne;26067131]Haha if only you'd recorded it.[/QUOTE] I will next time I play zombies. I tried a few more times and it happened again everytime, I ended up watching the rest of the mission and then moving onto Redemption. :v:

Oh my god guys, -gun- is so overpowered I can't stand it it just kills everyone insanely fast. The -thing- is horrible too, it's so -adjective- that it's unplayable. I saved everyone some time there.

[sp]My friend was playing the part where you and Reznov break out of prison and he reached the part where the big dude get's crushed and shot. Well that's all fine and dandy but after he let all the prisoners in it seems Reznov didnt want to go past the door. So the he reached the checkpoint and is stuck, we threw a grenade under the door and heard Reznov yell out but we can't seem to get him to come through the now closed door.[/sp] Not really a spoiler but some people might find it to be..?

The snipers don't even fucking work correctly on it either. The AWP is a bag of shit too.

[QUOTE=Dolton;26067387]His voice sounds like Mayor Quimby's. [img_thumb]http://www.insidesocal.com/tomhoffarth/quimby.gif[/img_thumb][/QUOTE] You know Mayor Quimby's voice is meant to be similar to JFK's right? It's already been mentioned in the thread (or a previous iteration of it)

[QUOTE=Valdor;26068429][sp]My friend was playing the part where you and Reznov break out of prison and he reached the part where the big dude get's crushed and shot. Well that's all fine and dandy but after he let all the prisoners in it seems Reznov didnt want to go past the door. So the he reached the checkpoint and is stuck, we threw a grenade under the door and heard Reznov yell out but we can't seem to get him to come through the now closed door.[/sp][/QUOTE] He has Agoraphobia.

[QUOTE=Pruneyman;26068436]The snipers don't even fucking work correctly on it either. The AWP is a bag of shit too.[/QUOTE] L96A1, iirc the L96 [b]A[/b]rctic [b]W[/b]arfare [b]P[/b]olice didn't exist in the timeframe

[QUOTE=Agoat;26066887]Black Ops feels nothing like Finest Hour, but it sure as hell feels like a really fun CoD4.[/QUOTE] What does Finest Hour have to do with his post? If you're saying that that was the original, it wasn't. Finest Hour is just a spin off by a random developer.

Lol nixon just said arooo in zombies

i wanna know the system black ops uses to put you in matches online because i think its fucking bullshit. i do good in my first match and do progressively worse, then suddenly i have a great match, then i get progressively worse, and it repeats over and over it really pisses me the fuck off

this game is sooo good online, wow. i can't get over it. it's so addicting.