Call of Duty: Black Ops v3 - Step one: Secure the thread. - Games

[QUOTE=I am a Jedi;26036827]Reznov: WHAT IS STEP ONE, COMERADES? Prisoners: WE COLLECT UNDERPANTS! Reznov: WHAT IS STEP THREE? Prisoners: PROFIT!!!!![/QUOTE] You gave me downs.

[QUOTE=ItWasNiceToKnow;26037072]Buy. Lag is fixed. I was sceptical about buying it, and I love it now. I had it for two days now, and I fucking love it.[/QUOTE] Lag is not fixed. More bugs have come from the "fixes" they have deployed. However, it is a great game, and they are still working on patching it. Definitely buy. I'm very very very very pissed off, though, that you can't get the Zombie maps from World at War. Of course, someone will probably release them as custom maps, but still. Also, no console for singleplayer makes me cry.

[QUOTE=Vassikin;26037013]Why is it that sometimes some of my controls lock up? I can't do anything but move. It happens in SP and MP. Black Ops is the only game it happens in.[/QUOTE] Too many cheetos in your keyboard.

[QUOTE=That___Guy;26037015]So whats the verdict on this game? Buy or don't buy? Do the WaW maps come free on the PC version? Is the lag patched or is it still horrible as shit? I'm looking at the PC version if you haven't figured it out yet. Thanks in advance.[/QUOTE] Buy it. Lag is pretty much fixed.. very little stutterring maybe at the start of the game when you first join but other than that you shouldn't experience any. The single player is awesome too and the zombies are a bigger challenge than before.

[QUOTE=Esteam;26037118]Too many cheetos in your keyboard.[/QUOTE] How would cheetos in my keyboard explain why I can't shoot or aim down my sights?

I'm pretty surprised that Gary Oldman was Reznov and Dr. Clarke's voice actor. Also [sp]Lol, you killed Kennedy[/sp]. [sp]the plot twist was pretty nice, where Reznov never actually was with you, and died at Vokuta. I also really liked that underwater base, really bondlike.[/sp] I also noticed that the spoiler tags look like the "information expunged" things for documents.

I like that they have fixed the awful ragdoll physics.

[QUOTE=evilweazel;26036722]Silencer+grip, none of that sight bullshit to ruin its look.[/QUOTE] [img]http://filesmelt.com/dl/M142.png[/img]

Is there a fix for direct x problem yet?

Why is my BO lagging like hell?

[QUOTE=Vassikin;26037299][img_thumb]http://filesmelt.com/dl/M142.png[/img_thumb][/QUOTE] :buddy:

[QUOTE=Esteam;26036147]Got 48 to 15 in Nuketown, and I didn't get any experience after this, what the fuck?[/QUOTE] I'm not getting any experience for ANY fucking round I finish, or for any bonuses/killstreaks Does anyone know why?

[QUOTE=Vassikin;26037299][img_thumb]http://filesmelt.com/dl/M142.png[/img_thumb][/QUOTE] Only thing is i don't like the red camo because it goes on all the metal :(

[QUOTE=Vassikin;26037192]How would cheetos in my keyboard explain why I can't shoot or aim down my sights?[/QUOTE] Maybe because they're jamming your keys? :frogdowns:

[QUOTE=Angua;26037309]Is there a fix for direct x problem yet?[/QUOTE] I think there isn't, we just have to wait for patch. And because tomorrow is Sunday, we will get it maybe on Monday/Tuesday.

[QUOTE=Esteam;26037448]Maybe because they're jamming your keys? :frogdowns:[/QUOTE] I'm pretty sure people don't use their keyboard to right click and left click :frog:

[QUOTE=Esteam;26037448]Maybe because they're jamming your keys? :frogdowns:[/QUOTE] Yeah because you have keys on your mouse. :ninja:

Okay so since the patch my Black Ops just freezes (perma-freeze/crash whatever) every single fucking time I start the game, when it's retrieving stats or whatever. Good fucking job Treyarch.

I just went 32 and 4 on nuketown. I love chopper gunners.

[QUOTE=Esteam;26037448]Maybe because they're jamming your keys? :frogdowns:[/QUOTE] I don't know about you, but I have my shoot and ADS bound to my mouse, not my keyboard.

Spas-12 suppressor sounds like a peashooter.

[QUOTE=Esteam;26037427]I'm not getting any experience for ANY fucking round I finish, or for any bonuses/killstreaks Does anyone know why?[/QUOTE] Fixed it, stupid safe mode. [editline]13th November 2010[/editline] [QUOTE=Vassikin;26037731]I don't know about you, but I have my shoot and ADS bound to my mouse, not my keyboard.[/QUOTE] Maybe you have cheetos on your mouse. [editline]13th November 2010[/editline] [QUOTE=Vassikin;26037731]I don't know about you, but I have my shoot and ADS bound to my mouse, not my keyboard.[/QUOTE] Maybe you have cheetos on your mouse.

Is there any point playing combat training other then practicing? I've seen several people playing it and i don't know why they would.

[QUOTE=nightlord;26037845]Is there any point playing combat training other then practicing? I've seen several people playing it and i don't know why they would.[/QUOTE] its relaxing.

The AUG is fucking beast! [editline]13th November 2010[/editline] Also lens colour changes fuck all.

[QUOTE=nightlord;26037845]Is there any point playing combat training other then practicing? I've seen several people playing it and i don't know why they would.[/QUOTE] I like to try new tactics, and the bots respond very slow on recruit so it's pretty handy.

[QUOTE=Astronaut491;26037946] Also lens colour changes fuck all.[/QUOTE] I notice it. It actually changes it. If you want it to change to dark red then you would not be able to see through it.

Anyone know how long a rendered clip takes to appear on My Theater and Youtube?

Does the amount of people in a zombie match scale with the difficulty? Or the amount of zombies appearing?

V4 of this thread should be called, "Everyone is gay for Reznov!"