Call of Duty: Black Ops v3 - Step one: Secure the thread.

[FlashFireSix]

Me and my friend have found something fun to do;

Create a training match
Add maxiumum bots
Make it Team Death Match
Change map to Nuke Town
Try your hardest to defend the 2nd floor of the yellow house

Its creatively named "Yellow house defense"

[gbtygfvyg]

Any find the very very small easter egg on the books?

Some books (on the spine) say:
"Edward Richtofen"
DG2
DG3

(these can be seen in Nuketown and possibly other places)

[I-Am]

[QUOTE=FlashFireSix;26041152]Me and my friend have found something fun to do;

Create a training match
Add maxiumum bots
Make it Team Death Match
Change map to Nuke Town
Try your hardest to defend the 2nd floor of the yellow house

Its creatively named "Yellow house defense"[/QUOTE]

Would be better as a FFA

[I-Am]

[QUOTE=MasterG;26041178]let's do that in a match!

*Grenade*

fuck.[/QUOTE]

It'll be like the bathroom all over again
Also Flak jacket

[Zombii]

No, entire team of lightweight/slight of hand/marathon with Balkinves.

[FlashFireSix]

[QUOTE=i-am-teh-sex;26041189]Would be better as a FFA[/QUOTE]

But then the 9 bots wont go after 2 people hiding in a childs bedroom with only a trillion RC-XD's to defend themselves with :v:

The cars are gotten from when you eventually die and end up killing 3 people, respawning, killing 3 people and repeating until you eventually make it back into the yellow house

[igotwowhacke]

Anyone else having this problem, or any idea on how to fix it?

I get to the server browser, and instead of having 5-8k servers showing up I get under 1000. This is fine though, there are still some servers with low ping. However I can't join the servers - doubleclicking, clicking "Join", right clicking, nothing works.

If anyone has a fix that would be great.

[Vassikin]

[QUOTE=igotwowhacke;26041388]Anyone else having this problem, or any idea on how to fix it?

I get to the server browser, and instead of having 5-8k servers showing up I get under 1000. This is fine though, there are still some servers with low ping. However I can't join the servers - doubleclicking, clicking "Join", right clicking, nothing works.

If anyone has a fix that would be great.[/QUOTE]
It does that to me, too. I just wait a few seconds and then it lets me join.

[defyant]

[QUOTE=MasterG;26041291]I'm thinking we could host a game with a custom gamemode.

Team Deathmatch with x10 bullet penetration and spy plane at 1 kill, anyone?[/QUOTE]

you can do that?
fuck
i need to get this for pc now, but brotherhood comes out in a couple days and sjdgfjsajgskhldgfjkdtu

[Vassikin]

[img] http://filesmelt.com/dl/lol4.gif[/img]

[Fugl]

Could I have an invite to the steam group? My other account was in and I've asked like 5 times to get this new one in as well.

[Kid Cudi]

alright, two questions:

is there a mystery box in presidential zombies? i haven't found one yet.

and this one is about the campaign
[sp]what happened to castro? i'm surprised that he didn't get any further mention cause i honestly thought he would be a big part of the story and i wanted to kill that motherfucker. [/sp]

[NTripleOne]

[img]http://i.imgur.com/U0GaC.jpg[/img]

First thing I saw after switching pages. :tinfoil:

[defyant]

[QUOTE=nige111;26041502][img_thumb]http://i.imgur.com/U0GaC.jpg[/img_thumb]

First thing I saw after switching pages. :tinfoil:[/QUOTE]

HOLY
:tinfoil:

[gbtygfvyg]

[QUOTE=Kid Cudi;26041483]alright, two questions:

is there a mystery box in presidential zombies? i haven't found one yet.

and this one is about the campaign
[sp]what happened to castro? i'm surprised that he didn't get any further mention cause i honestly thought he would be a big part of the story and i wanted to kill that motherfucker. [/sp][/QUOTE]
The random box in FIVE is in the animal labs, it randomly spawns in a different room every time so good luck finding it. I still haven't found it even once.

[Vassikin]

[QUOTE=MasterG;26041525]I made one particular gamemode with no killstreaks, 1000 points for killing the leader, and 1 point for killing a normal person.[/QUOTE]
That sounds like it could be pretty fun.

[I-Am]

Apparently my game freezes when I try to look at my killstreaks :v:

[Boatplugs]

I know some of you have been looking for the improved FP icon. Here ya go:

[IMG]http://i56.tinypic.com/10wk1m8.jpg[/IMG]

and a tut:

[IMG]http://i55.tinypic.com/34hhzs8.jpg[/IMG]

now you can spread fear and hatred into your foes!

[QUOTE=MasterG;26041597]Yeah, I hope everyone can see who the leader is. That's why I made another version where you get a spy plane at 1 kill, and a blackbird at 3. Just wish people could connect to me, but anyway i'll sort that later.[/QUOTE]

Fuck you pageking stealer.

[I-Am]

[QUOTE=MasterG;26041525]You can probably do it on consoles to. When setting up a private game, you can do custom gamemode settings.

I made one particular gamemode with no killstreaks, 1000 points for killing the leader, and 1 point for killing a normal person.

Sadly, nobody could connect when I invited them. I'm assuming you can do custom public gamemodes on unranked servers.[/QUOTE]

You need to open your ports I guess

[defyant]

[QUOTE=MasterG;26041525]You can probably do it on consoles to. When setting up a private game, you can do custom gamemode settings.

I made one particular gamemode with no killstreaks, 1000 points for killing the leader, and 1 point for killing a normal person.

Sadly, nobody could connect when I invited them. I'm assuming you can do custom public gamemodes on unranked servers.[/QUOTE]

oh, awesome
you should be able to do that in combat training and splitscreen :colbert:

[Pachengo]

[QUOTE=nige111;26041502][img_thumb]http://i.imgur.com/U0GaC.jpg[/img_thumb]

First thing I saw after switching pages. :tinfoil:[/QUOTE]

you fool! you were safe! YOU WERE SAFE!

[dass]

Oh hai im in that clip from mw2.
Good times... Freaking crybabies reported us though...

[slinkman]

I was trying to play earlier and since the server browser is broken I have to hit "ranked match". Five times in a row it put me in Hardcore Search and Destroy. :mad:

[SoulChicken]

[QUOTE=Crhem van der B;26039538]K/D Ratio lower than 1 = shit.[/QUOTE]

For everyone with a positive KDR there's someone with a negative KDR am i right?

[VaultBoi]

I don't get whats so appealing with this game? Same boring MP as before and a short campaign?

[imaguy]

Is very few matches showing up in theater mode a glitch or intentional?

[Octo pie]

[QUOTE=Soul-Chicken;26041708]For everyone with a positive KDR there's someone with a negative KDR am i right?[/QUOTE]

yes, those are the bad players

[QUOTE=reedbo;26041600]I know some of you have been looking for the improved FP icon. Here ya go:

[img_thumb]http://i56.tinypic.com/10wk1m8.jpg[/img_thumb]

and a tut:

[img_thumb]http://i55.tinypic.com/34hhzs8.jpg[/img_thumb]

now you can spread fear and hatred into your foes!
[/QUOTE]

I just noticed you ranked up 4 times in between those two screen shots.

[imaguy]

[QUOTE=VaultBoi;26041798]boring MP[/QUOTE]

Haha oh wow

[defyant]

[QUOTE=Octo pie;26041828]yes, those are the bad players[/QUOTE]

negative kdr =/= bad
and why does kdr matter to you

[Jund]

Minor spoilers

[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SWdumFsNfhQ[/media]

Recorded in 800x600 with no AA thanks to the awesome PC optimization

Thanks Treyarch keep up the gr8 work!!!