• PS3 owners commenting on Portal 2
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[QUOTE=Zuimzado;20607338]Oh really? Please refresh my mind and tell me which games are those.[/QUOTE] MODERN WARFARE 2 OBVIOUSLY ARE YOU RETARDED?! The caps mean I'm imitating them.
[QUOTE=Supacasey;20606553]Emotes, words, nor pictures can properly purvey the emotions I'm feeling right now.[/QUOTE] My thoughts exactly.
I am thinking about 20 different things to do to these people, and none of them are nice.
It makes me laugh when the comments are like this: "WTF DOES VALVE NOT CARE ABOUT MONEY?!?!* rambling rambling rambling* WELL THEY AREN'T GETTING ANY OF MY MONEY!" By their own logic, the fact that you aren't buying the game doesn't matter to valve.
Eh, Sucks for ps3 only owners, But they will eventually get over it, or get a port(al).
[QUOTE=eXperion;20608051]If the PS3 had a 7800GT, it wouldn't even run GTAIV, let alone other graphics-intense games. Where the hell did you get that from?[/QUOTE] GTA IV is so ridiculously reliant on multicore that you can run it on integrated graphics and an i7. Seriously. [editline]05:03PM[/editline] To be honest PC users have to deal with so many fucking shitty ports and console exclusives that it's nice to have a game that'll be ported from PC to consoles, and is at least slightly exclusive for us.
jesus christ you guys are just as bad "NOTHIN WILL EVR BEAT PC consolES SUCK!!!" I have a wii, an xbox and a pc, I'm getting this for xbox because of sweet graphics and the fact that I played the first on the orange box if think I'm dumb for not playing it on my laptop, suck my dick
[QUOTE=JustExtreme;20608366]I'm so glad that I'm a PC gamer :) It seems to have made me smarter than these PS3 retards (not all, the ones posting that hilarity)[/QUOTE] ..... Let me get this straight PS3,360,WII= fucktards PC= Somehow better Basicly this seems to show PC are the worst of the 4 just because of how smug they are not everyone can shell out for a PC that can play most modern games (I can however :v:)
[QUOTE=Corporal Yippie;20611955]jesus christ you guys are just as bad "NOTHIN WILL EVR BEAT PC consolES SUCK!!!" I have a wii, an xbox and a pc, I'm getting this for xbox because of sweet graphics and the fact that I played the first on the orange box if think I'm dumb for not playing it on my laptop, suck my dick[/QUOTE] You're okay, it's the console kids that are like "PC IS SHIT! MY PC CANT EVAN RUN RUNESCAPE LETALoEN A PROPPPR GAEM! XBAWX HAS 45TERABITTLES OF MEMORY YU CANT BEET IT!" [editline]05:15PM[/editline] [QUOTE=Fusilero1;20611990]..... Let me get this straight PS3,360,WII= fucktards PC= Somehow better Basicly this seems to show PC are the worst of the 4 just because of how smug they are not everyone can shell out for a PC that can play most modern games (I can however :v:)[/QUOTE] PC games are more prone to issues due to the vast array of hardware. If you aren't intelligent, you tend not to be able to resolve these problems and hence buy a console. Therefore people who play on consoles are less intelligent than PC users due to this "flaw" :science:
Summary of comments to the story: Portal 2 is coming out?! AWESOME! Wait, it's not coming to the PS3? WELL, WE DON'T WANT IT ANYWAY! :comeback: And so they are raging on about how Valve sucks and are trying to justify them buying a PS3. And then you come over here and you have people on the PC raging over some other person's rage, which is sad. God dammit guys can't you just enjoy the tears? What you are doing is watching a good movie and refusing the see the entertaining story and action scenes and are instead looking at the small unimportant details and crying about them. "THEY ARE SO STUPID THEY THINK THAT VALVE HATES MAC RAGE RAGE!" That's what makes it so funny!
[QUOTE=SGTNAPALM;20612152]Summary of comments to the story: Portal 2 is coming out?! AWESOME! Wait, it's not coming to the PS3? WELL, WE DON'T WANT IT ANYWAY! :comeback: And so they are raging on about how Valve sucks and are trying to justify them buying a PS3. And then you come over here and you have people on the PC raging over some other person's rage, which is sad. God dammit guys can't you just enjoy the tears? What you are doing is watching a good movie and refusing the see the entertaining story and action scenes and are instead looking at the small unimportant details and crying about them. "THEY ARE SO STUPID THEY THINK THAT VALVE HATES MAC RAGE RAGE!" That's what makes it so funny![/QUOTE] I've just gotten an idea looking at this I wonder if someone could make a fake article saying valve will make portal 2 on PS3 and see how they respond/ some form of leak they will make it
mediocre when compared to the stuff i play on my ps3 How can a game be mediocre compared to nothing [IMG]http://filesmelt.com/dl/wholesale_prices2.jpg[/IMG]
I can't wait to see how Gamespot's System Wars will react to this. Should I make a thread there?
[QUOTE=SGTNAPALM;20612297]I can't wait to see how Gamespot's System Wars will react to this. Should I make a thread there?[/QUOTE] Do it doc do it Remember to post results though
[QUOTE=xpod1;20612266] How can a game be mediocre compared to nothing [IMG]http://filesmelt.com/dl/wholesale_prices2.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE] This makes me want to pull out the "PS3 HAS NO GAMES" comic.
[url]http://www.gamespot.com/pages/forums/show_msgs.php?topic_id=27216265&msg_id=320365124[/url] Bam.
My friend is a little upset about this. He loves Portal but he only has a PS3 and a Wii. Yes he does have a PC, but it's a netbook.
[QUOTE=SGTNAPALM;20612409][url]http://www.gamespot.com/pages/forums/show_msgs.php?topic_id=27216265&msg_id=320365124[/url] Bam.[/QUOTE] Seems pretty tame so far...
[url]http://steamcommunity.com/groups/p2ps3p/[/url] Wat.
[quote]Now can we call them lazy and untalented again?[/quote]Oh wow. [QUOTE=UnknownDude;20612467][URL]http://steamcommunity.com/groups/p2ps3p/[/URL] Wat.[/QUOTE] damn its private.
I managed to fuck up the OP multiple times. I M SMRT
IMO, it's really stupid that Valve isn't making it for PS3. but playing portal on anything but PC is stupid so..
[QUOTE=SGTNAPALM;20612409][url]http://www.gamespot.com/pages/forums/show_msgs.php?topic_id=27216265&msg_id=320365124[/url] Bam.[/QUOTE] [quote]that's kinda funny when you think about it Valve is all "screw you Sony and your cell crap" Sony is all "wtf mate" Valve is all "we release orange box - greatest software package ever! you don't get it" EA is all "b b but we could make more monies, we do port" Sony is all "sw33t" Sony fans are all "wtf mate this port sucks, screw Valve we hate Fat Newell!" Gabe is all "lulz u r loserz, Left 4 Dead is only on 360 and PC" Sony fans are all "L4D is gonna suck! Gabe Fatwell is a loser" EA is all "whatev, we give up" Sony is all "sad face" Valve then goes "Portal: Still alive only on 360 and L4D2 on 360/PC, suuuuuck it!" then Sony fans are all "we're gonna burn your house down!" then Valve is all "our bad, maybe we could do some ps3 development" Sony fans are all "hmmm, should we forgive 'em?" then Valve is all "Portal 2 is 360/PC only and we're supporting Mac OS X, SUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK IT SONY!" yep[/quote] :v:
[QUOTE=donhonk;20606214]360 / PC / PS3 here! Its nice to float on the cloud above fanboys. Watch their tiny squabbles. Laugh and eat pie.[/QUOTE] Aye... I own both a PS3 and a pretty decent PC.. So yeah, I would get an Xbox 360 If I had some money to spend on stuff like that.. Watching fanboys argue on a youtube comment page is freakin' hilarious, they're all like: "OMG WINSTATION 3 FUCK DE FAILBOX OLolooLOlOLolL I WIN KOKFOMOLOROLOL U FAIL UFAG!2121!" :v:
I honestly cannot think of one genre of game (FPS, platformer, any kind of strategy game, racing, etc.) that would be better in any way on a console. You can buy a USB steering wheel and pedal for a racing game. A keyboard and mouse is always needed for a FPS and strategy game. Platformers are simple enough on a keyboard and mouse. The thing with PCs is, you could go buy a console controller, hook it up to your PC, and use it. I'll buy a console when the console allows you to hook up a keyboard and mouse, and use it. Graphics: The PCs' graphics are always going to be better than a consoles, because a console has to stay cheap for consumers to be able to afford it. When you play games on a 1080p screen on a console, it never actually renders it in 1080, it just renders it in 720 and scales it up. The high AA that consoles have is what makes the graphics appear to be good, when in reality, without the AA, it would be jagged and look terrible. Ps3 vs xbox360 graphics: PS3 wins, it has better-looking graphics. Processor: The PC wins here too. any decent quad core right now, not even an i7, is better than both the PS3s and Xbox360's processor. PS3 vs Xbox360 processor, PS3 wins here too, it has a more powerful processor than the 360. Valve games and piracy: I don't know about all of you, but one company I've never though of pirating from is Valve. Valve's games are such high quality that I never have considered pirating them, even if I really wanted the game. I would just wait until I had enough to buy it, then buy it. All the whining by them about piracy is stupid.
[QUOTE=Jag;20612768] I don't know about all of you, but one company I've never though of pirating from is Valve. Valve's games are such high quality that I never have considered pirating them, even if I really wanted the game. I would just wait until I had enough to buy it, then buy it. All the whining by them about piracy is stupid.[/QUOTE] [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pLC_zZ5fqFk&feature=related[/media] I agree with everything he said here.
the ps3 fanboys are starting a petition... too bad they only have 5 people in the list right now [url]http://www.ipetitions.com/petition/portal2/signatures[/url] :v:
Too bad it doesn't work like that. PS3 uses OpenGL Valve (Source, more specifically) uses DirectX.
You say not to PS3 then you say only to Xbox , PS3 in your comment I think you meant PC not 'PS3'..? [IMG]http://filesmelt.com/dl/deadpools_brain.jpg[/IMG] [editline]01:11PM[/editline] [QUOTE=Turkey Sandvich;20612831]the ps3 fanboys are starting a petition... too bad they only have 5 people in the list right now [url]http://www.ipetitions.com/petition/portal2/signatures[/url] :v:[/QUOTE] Don't be a fanboy valve THIS JUST IN PEOPLE WITH PS3s HAVE AN IQ OF 90
[QUOTE=xpod1;20612981]You say not to PS3 then you say only to Xbox , PS3 in your comment I think you meant PC not 'PS3'..? [IMG_THUMB]http://filesmelt.com/dl/deadpools_brain.jpg[/IMG_THUMB] [/QUOTE] My original post said "It's not coming to PS3, it's only coming to Xbox, PS3, and Mac." He was pointing out my typo.
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