Dwarf Fortress v13 - Orkel looses a roaring laughter, fell and terrible! - Games

That won't stop them from going somewhere if they have an actual job located there, like retrieving a sock, but at least they'll avoid it if they're on their way to somewhere else.

pathfinding restrictions work better if you put high-traffic zones around the restricted zone, to show them where exactly to move [QUOTE=Pokey McFork;29150081]Can anyone suggest some good desert-y music for building this fort?[/QUOTE] [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4EQXEIoZrZE[/media] always

This fortress is easily the most chaotic one I've ever created, and I have to say I'm loving every second of it. My entire military is in the new hospital getting their broken bones treated, while my militia commander lost a hand in a goblin ambush, and now there's damn Draltha interrupting everything by wanting to scurry about the entire fortress, keeping me from making my magma forge area, this is going to be fun.

Wee, I got my first count. First thing he does is forbid importing figurines. He can suck a big one, figurines make up roughly 15% of my trade goods and I need every food item the caravans bring with them because I have 206 dwarves because dwarves breed like rabbits. I also had my first cyclops arrive. I thought it was going to tear one of my hunters up but by the time I sent a squad to rescue the hunter, the cyclops was lying on the ground in a pool of it's own blood and vomit. The sadistic marksdwarf was emptying his entire quiver on the poor thing and even when I ordered my speardwarves to finish him off, they managed to prolong his suffering by poking his skull with a spear for 1.5 combat report pages worth until they finally put the poor bastard out of his misery :smith: . Also, I bought two bears from an elven caravan but can't quite seem to be able to do anything with them. Can I train them ? I seriously want to assign my Militia commander two war bears :saddowns: .

an army of war bears wearing adamantite armor :v:

unless you have a dungeon master, no. those bears are useless unless you chain them and use them as sentries.

[QUOTE=Pokey McFork;29150081]Can anyone suggest some good desert-y music for building this fort? [editline] [/editline] holy crap surface sapphires[/QUOTE] [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hy0aEj85ifY[/media]

So I threw together a a version of df that combines orkels fixes and the mayday tileset without fucking up all the tiles that also works with the newest version, would anyone be interested in me posting it? [editline]13th April 2011[/editline] Also I fixed the new jobs (glazer and bee-keeper and the like) from looking like ants or some shit.

[QUOTE=Pokey McFork;29153888]unless you have a dungeon master, no. those bears are useless unless you chain them and use them as sentries.[/QUOTE] Dungeon master is only for taming exotics, you still cant make them war animals [editline]13th April 2011[/editline] also I ran into this [IMG]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/5293778/the%20help%20of%20balls.png[/IMG] I don't know very much about it.

[QUOTE=Pokey McFork;29150081]Can anyone suggest some good desert-y music for building this fort? [editline] [/editline] holy crap surface sapphires[/QUOTE] [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eRXqOpw3uQA[/media] [editline]13th April 2011[/editline] Someone already posted Gayrudo Valley though, damn it.

need a name for my easy mode fruit. it will be growable on underground farms and ~5 will result in a unit of coke. Thoughts?

[QUOTE=Xain777;29161553]need a name for my easy mode fruit. it will be growable on underground farms and ~5 will result in a unit of coke. Thoughts?[/QUOTE] Nub Berries.

[QUOTE=Xain777;29161553]need a name for my easy mode fruit. it will be growable on underground farms and ~5 will result in a unit of coke. Thoughts?[/QUOTE] Bananas.

Just rediscovered the tutorial that finally got me to a point where I understood what was going on when staring at all the little pictures and whatnot. [URL="http://afteractionreporter.com/2009/02/09/the-complete-and-utter-newby-tutorial-for-dwarf-fortress-part-1-wtf/"]Here it is if anyone wants it.[/URL] Still pretty much relevant to the current version.

[QUOTE=Xain777;29161553]need a name for my easy mode fruit. it will be growable on underground farms and ~5 will result in a unit of coke. Thoughts?[/QUOTE] Cokeberries.

[QUOTE=Xain777;29161553]need a name for my easy mode fruit. it will be growable on underground farms and ~5 will result in a unit of coke. Thoughts?[/QUOTE] Coca leaves? :haw: Make them brewable into Cocaine. :v:

[QUOTE=Nitrowing;29161741]Cokeberries.[/QUOTE] Lady and Neckbeards, we have a winner.

So my current fort Fancyraptors seems to be having a problem, I'm 4 years in, and as far as invaders go I have had one goblin snatcher. However I'm currently in the process of building a solid gold dining hall, which I'm hoping will attract those fuckers. My expertly trained 30 dwarf army is tired of slaughtering those pussy elf merchants (who have yet to get pissed enough to invade). [editline]14th April 2011[/editline] I just caught 5 goblin theives, one right after the other in my cage traps. no ambushes yet though. [editline]14th April 2011[/editline] Yep, that gold dining hall did the trick, 3 ambushes in a row. However they were all caught in my massive fuckton of cage traps. All the goblins were promptly thrown in the arena and butchered.

I'm sorry, but this has happened three times now with the same legendary weaponsmith (who has no other labors activated whatsoever) and I can't help but think of that meme - [media][img]http://img854.imageshack.us/img854/7168/dwarfbreak.png[/img][/media]

I have a dwarf who is infected. He wants to clean himself but he cant pick up the soap. He's been trying to pick up that soap for a year now. What can i do with him? (i disabled all of his labours)

He gotta pick up the soap!

Year 1 of my fort, 15 elves show up with war elephants. I had no military, so they slaughtered everybody. :frown:

[QUOTE=eatdembeanz;29162094]Coca leaves? :haw: Make them brewable into Cocaine. :v:[/QUOTE] Nah, it should be a really long process. Coca leaves are very nutritious by themselves. [editline]14th April 2011[/editline] Why can't I hold all these soaps?

[QUOTE=ElTacoLad;29164957]Year 1 of my fort, 15 elves show up with war elephants. I had no military, so they slaughtered everybody. :frown:[/QUOTE] How did you manage to piss off the elves with no military, and so early?

[QUOTE=Zezibesh;29165041]Nah, it should be a really long process. Coca leaves are very nutritious by themselves. [editline]14th April 2011[/editline] Why can't I hold all these soaps?[/QUOTE] Hey, if dorfs can ferment strawberries and brew them within the span of a few real-life seconds, they should be able to do the same thing for that white gold.

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[QUOTE=eatdembeanz;29166140]Hey, if dorfs can ferment strawberries and brew them within the span of a few real-life seconds, they should be able to do the same thing for that white gold.[/QUOTE] It could make speed:0 for about a minute. Must... resist... the dwarf fortress... must... study!

Are ponds clean water sources? or do I have to pump it?