Dwarf Fortress v13 - Orkel looses a roaring laughter, fell and terrible! - Games

Jezus christ why [img]http://gyazo.com/e725f6734ec78360fa28358dcbe2a452.png[/img] the only thing I did is making a farm, some rooms for later workshops and now i'm busy with a stockpile room, AND THESE GUYS ALREADY START POURING IN. Barracks needed :v: [editline]30th January 2011[/editline] Luckily, these are a bit useful, a woodcutter, fish dissector (wich I turned into my fishing guy), metalsmither or something and a miller. Right now some of them just are like the rest, dumping stuff.

Mother of god 23 migrants :byodood: Tough, they arrive in right combinations, some are fish related and the other part hunting, trapping and so forth. And some wich will be army men. [editline]30th January 2011[/editline] Naming all of them is horrible.

[QUOTE=scratch (nl);27752920]Mother of god 23 migrants :byodood: Tough, they arrive in right combinations, some are fish related and the other part hunting, trapping and so forth. And some wich will be army men. [editline]30th January 2011[/editline] Naming all of them is horrible.[/QUOTE] Yeah I think either the second or third wave is a big one, going 15+ most of the time. After I learned of that, I always made sure to have a million billion bedrooms ready. Also I used to name my dwarves, but these days I only name the ones that do something awesome, like kill a beast with bare hands or something.

[QUOTE=EcksDee;27753499]Yeah I think either the second or third wave is a big one, going 15+ most of the time. After I learned of that, I always made sure to have a million billion bedrooms ready.[/QUOTE] my carpenters didn't work fast enough :saddowns: only 1/4th of all my dwarves has a bedroom, I think even less....

WHAT THE HELL. I just destroyed an entire camp of goblins, and thought I finished the quest, when all of a sudden, some guy announces his self-proclaimed strength and how I will meet an untimely demise. After I exit that window, an arrow or bolt pierced my head and decimated me in one fell shot.

How do I make it so people don't pass out from one broken bone?

So in Adventurer mode, if you die, can you Finish Game and then see your exploits in Legends?

[QUOTE=Achilles123;27757067]So in Adventurer mode, if you die, can you Finish Game and then see your exploits in Legends?[/QUOTE] Yep. Also, I just killed some guy by throwing two pieces of loomy sand at someone. The first bruised something, and the other impaled his head and destroyed his brain.

I pierced someone's eyelid with my battlehammer what is going on?

[QUOTE=koekje4life V2;27758383]I pierced someone's eyelid with my battlehammer what is going on?[/QUOTE] I don't remember eyelids being body parts in this game... Regardless, what finishing moves do you guys carry out in adventure mode? When someone is on the ground dying, and I have full range of any body part, I stab their head with my sword. Sometimes, if I'm feeling particularally sadistic, I chop off their limbs, one by one.

Stab them in the guts until they bleed out. Or just stab them in the upper body and wait until I sever an artery or two, then I just continue looting and wait for them to bleed to death.

If they injured me or it was a difficult battle, I cut off a leg and beat them with it. [editline]30th January 2011[/editline] [QUOTE=koekje4life V2;27758383]I pierced someone's eyelid with my battlehammer what is going on?[/QUOTE] True accuracy. Imagine if someone threatened you with a warhammer, you laugh "Hah! What are you going to do with that?" And they cut off all your eyelashes with it :v:

So I got around to learning the basics of DF with the intention of spending about 30 minutes on it. 5 hours later I knew my life was doomed forever, bloody good game though.

[QUOTE=Andaeeee;27759687]So I got around to learning the basics of DF with the intention of spending about 30 minutes on it. 5 hours later I knew my life was doomed forever, bloody good game though.[/QUOTE] That's usually how it goes. And once it happened for me, I started wondering why everyone doesn't play DF.

[QUOTE=Andaeeee;27759687]So I got around to learning the basics of DF with the intention of spending about 30 minutes on it. 5 hours later I knew my life was doomed forever, bloody good game though.[/QUOTE] "I play Dwarf Fortress. Sometimes I wish I was a meth addict instead." Speaking of that: [url]http://www.nzfortress.co.nz/forum/showthread.php?t=20768[/url] Here's a teaser: [img]http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4016/4536607036_d8e34c6701_o.jpg[/img] [editline]30th January 2011[/editline] Daw, I was chopping off some person's limbs and he bled to death... Don't die so quick on me! [editline]30th January 2011[/editline] I want to show you guys the stubby little axeman that I have in frount of me with no limbs, but how do I examine the person and see the damage? [editline]30th January 2011[/editline] [code]The Swordsman falls over. The Swordsman loses hold of the leopard leather right glove. The Swordsman loses hold of the copper shield. You slash The Swordsman in the right upper arm with your bronze halberd and the severed part sails off in an arc! The Swordsman loses hold of the leopard leather left glove. The Swordsman loses hold of the silver long sword. You slash The Swordsman in the left upper arm with your bronze halberd and the severed part sails off in an arc! The Swordsman loses hold of the angelshark leather sandal. The Swordsman loses hold of the rope reed fiber sock. You slash The Swordsman in the left upper leg with your bronze halberd and the severed part sails off in an arc! The Swordsman loses hold of the angelshark leather sandal. The Swordsman loses hold of the rope reed fiber sock. You slash The Swordsman in the right upper leg with your bronze halberd and the severed part sails off in an arc! You stab The Swordsman in the head with your bronze halberd, tearing the muscle, shattering the skull and tearing apart the brain! An artery has been opened by the attack! A tendon in the skull has been torn! Swordsman has been struck down. [/code]

The awesome fortresses often have "murder" in their name insome form. Boatmurdered, Bronzemurder.

[QUOTE=Chezhead;27759946]I want to show you guys the stubby little axeman that I have in frount of me with no limbs, but how do I examine the person and see the damage?[/QUOTE] It's l, then go to his body, then whatever letter he is, then desc.

[QUOTE=Achilles123;27760796]It's l, then go to his body, then whatever letter he is, then desc.[/QUOTE] Thanks, but a bit too late. After I chopped this body up, I was destroyed and obliterated by a man with a whip. Also, this adventure. I'm going to put all my points into strength and punching/striking. PUNCH RAMPAGE

I slaughtered a mother dog and all of her puppies followed her to butchery. I had the puppies slaughtered too.

[QUOTE=Kyle902;27760939]I slaughtered a mother dog and all of her puppies followed her to butchery. I had the puppies slaughtered too.[/QUOTE] You are a horrible person.

We're all horrible people Chez, that's why we play this game.

[code]*** STARTING NEW GAME *** ** Starting Adventurer ** You pick up the small limestone rock with your left hand. You pick up the small limestone rock and put it in your giant bat leather backpack. You pick up the small limestone rock and put it in your giant bat leather backpack. You pick up the small limestone rock and put it in your giant bat leather backpack. You pick up the small limestone rock and put it in your giant bat leather backpack. You pick up the small limestone rock and put it in your giant bat leather backpack. You pick up the small limestone rock and put it in your giant bat leather backpack. You pick up the small limestone rock and put it in your giant bat leather backpack. You pick up the small limestone rock and put it in your giant bat leather backpack. You pick up the small limestone rock and put it in your giant bat leather backpack. The spinning small limestone rock strikes The Human Lasher in the lower body, bruising the muscle and bruising the guts through the large rope reed fiber vest! You punch The Human Lasher in the right upper arm with your left hand, bruising the bone through the large rope reed fiber dress! The Human Lasher kicks You in the upper body with her left foot, bruising the fat and bruising the liver through the giant bat leather toga! You punch The Human Lasher in the upper body with your left hand, bruising the muscle, jamming the left true rib through the heart and tearing the heart! A major artery in the heart has been opened by the attack! You punch The Human Lasher in the head with your right hand, bruising the muscle and tearing the upper spine's nervous tissue! The Human Lasher loses hold of the iron whip. The Human Lasher falls over. The Human Lasher misses You! You kick The Human Lasher in the lower body with your right foot, bruising the muscle and bruising the stomach through the large rope reed fiber vest! You punch The Human Lasher in the head with your left hand, bruising the muscle and shattering the skull! You kick The Human Lasher in the upper body with your right foot, bruising the muscle and tearing apart the middle spine's nervous tissue through the large rope reed fiber vest! You punch The Human Lasher in the left foot with your left hand, jamming the bone through the left ankle's muscle and shattering the left ankle's bone! You punch The Human Lasher in the left hand with your right hand, shattering the bone! You punch The Human Lasher in the upper body with your right hand, bruising the muscle and bruising the middle spine's nervous tissue through the large rope reed fiber dress! The Human Lasher misses You! You kick The Human Lasher in the right hand with your left foot, shattering the bone! You punch The Human Lasher in the left hand with your left hand, shattering the bone! You scratch The Human Lasher in the right lower leg, chipping the bone and shattering the right knee's bone through the large rope reed fiber dress! You punch The Human Lasher in the right lower arm with your right hand, fracturing the bone through the large rope reed fiber dress! You kick The Human Lasher in the right upper arm with your left foot, fracturing the bone through the large rope reed fiber dress! The Human Lasher has become enraged! You punch The Human Lasher in the lower body with your left hand, bruising the muscle and bruising the guts through the large rope reed fiber dress! You kick The Human Lasher in the left upper arm with your right foot, fracturing the bone through the large rope reed fiber dress! The Human Lasher attacks You but You jump away! Human Lasher has bled to death. You pick up the iron whip and put it in your giant bat leather backpack. You pick up the large rope reed fiber loincloth and put it in your giant bat leather backpack. You pick up the large rope reed fiber long skirt and put it in your giant bat leather backpack. You pick up the large rope reed fiber dress and put it in your giant bat leather backpack. You pick up the large rope reed fiber vest and put it in your giant bat leather backpack. You pick up the large shortfin mako shark leather cap and put it in your giant bat leather backpack. You pick up the large rope reed fiber sock and put it in your giant bat leather backpack. You pick up the large rope reed fiber sandal and put it in your giant bat leather backpack. You pick up the large rope reed fiber sock and put it in your giant bat leather backpack. The flying iron arrow strikes You in the left upper leg, tearing the skin through the giant bat leather toga! The iron arrow has lodged firmly in the wound! You pick up the large rope reed fiber sandal and put it in your giant bat leather backpack. You pick up the Neni Amecshebi's corpse and put it in your giant bat leather backpack. You pull out the iron arrow. The flying iron arrow strikes You in the right foot, tearing the muscle through the cave fish leather shoe! A sensory nerve has been severed! The iron arrow has lodged firmly in the wound! You fall over. You pull out the iron arrow. You stab The Human Spearman in the left foot with your copper spear, tearing the fat through the large rope reed fiber sandal! The Human Spearman strikes at You but the shot is parried! The Human Spearman strikes at You but the shot is parried! You stab The Human Spearman in the left upper leg with your iron arrow, tearing the muscle! The Human Spearman attacks You but You scramble away! You can't sneak because somebody can see you. You kick The master in the right upper leg with your left foot, bruising the muscle through the large rope reed fiber robe! The master stabs You in the head with his bronze pike, tearing the muscle, shattering the skull and tearing the brain! A tendon in the skull has been torn! You have been knocked unconscious! The bronze pike has lodged firmly in the wound! You have been struck down.[/code] My name was Guras Murkmurder of Murdering, by the way, and he had a vow never to use weapons other than his fists and feet. Sadly, he died when he broke that pledge and stabbed someone with an arrow he pulled from his leg. [editline]30th January 2011[/editline] [QUOTE=spillbert;27761208]We're all horrible people Chez, that's why we play this game.[/QUOTE] True, some would consider grabbing an enemies' buddy's head and bashing their head with the fallen teammate's head cruel. I call it creativity. [editline]30th January 2011[/editline] My guy is officially a badass. He holds a warhammer in his left hand, shield in his right, as well as [i]silver bolts in each hand as well.[/i]

What should I give to my military? Short swords or spears (iron, since I only have copper and iron)

[QUOTE=scratch (nl);27768862]What should I give to my military? Short swords or spears (iron, since I only have copper and iron)[/QUOTE] Both.

Why do my 2 military dwarfs not train? I disabled hauling, and turned all months on their schedule to training, and set them to train in the barracks. Help? And how would I have to order them to a spot? the system still confuses me. [editline]31st January 2011[/editline] And what does a hospital need again? and how do I make traction benches. [editline]31st January 2011[/editline] Oh, they do train, but alone :saddowns:

[QUOTE=scratch (nl);27774294]Why do my 2 military dwarfs not train? I disabled hauling, and turned all months on their schedule to training, and set them to train in the barracks. Help? And how would I have to order them to a spot? the system still confuses me. [editline]31st January 2011[/editline] And what does a hospital need again? and how do I make traction benches. [editline]31st January 2011[/editline] Oh, they do train, but alone :saddowns:[/QUOTE] Do you have a military chief/captain noble appointed? I don't remember anything about the military since my last fortresses have been pulverized before I get to that part :v:

s+a+m on a location you want causes them to move there, s+a+k makes them kill something you choose with the reticule. Also the best way to train is to create a barracks and then make a danger room, but there's a lot of stuff involved in that which should be in a How To guide.

New interesting devlog [quote]We haven't forgotten you. To that end, we have concocted a new short-term schedule for a series of (relatively) quick releases leading up to the completion of the caravan arc which can be seen on the new dev page. Bug fixes are a priority and will be the main focus between releases. Your sponsored animals will be a part of the process, the honey bee being a major feature of the upcoming version with more to come in each release.[/quote] Link to short-term schedule: [url]http://www.bay12games.com/dwarves/dev.html[/url] [quote]Caravan Arc Releases Release 1 Better town maps involving workshops/markets/shops based on world gen economic activities Release 2 Villager/farmer schedules/activities Work with 3D mineral veins and mine maps Release 3 Taverns Basic hirelings Manors Release 4 Dwarf mode inns Adv mode inns Fairs Merchants moving around from place to place during play Release 5 Changing populations, food use and other world gen stuff moved to actual play Release 6 Dwarf mode trading improvements incorporating all the world gen/supply/demand/merchant info etc. Release 7 Combat move/speed split Purchasing livestock/pets in adv mode Mounted combat rewrite and related changes Release 8 Renting/buying cottages and other properties Personality and needs rewrite Release 9 Adventure mode pack mules Adventure mode trading improvements incorporating all the world gen/supply/demand/merchant info etc. The merchant improvements we have been working on are taking time, so we've decided to restructure the release into several shorter releases. This release list starts with the first release after the upcoming release. Each release will be accompanied by a general bug-fixing period one to two weeks long where we'll be working on old issues from the bug tracker. The order/content with these might be shifted slightly over time[/quote]

DWARF MODE INNS EOIHJQWOITHOPIFOPWJIGOPWRIJk FAIRS poEAKJWEPTOEPTOJWPETJ Livestock/pets in adv mode! {Pkopgpwejgt Buying cottages! I am a happy, happy man.

Hm, is there a updated Mac client :(?