Dwarf Fortress v13 - Orkel looses a roaring laughter, fell and terrible! - Games

:| I just ordered one of my dwarves to shear a llama. As she's leading the llama down to the farmer's workshop, another dwarf comes along to put the llama back in the pasture. They go back and forth infinitely, fighting over where the llama needs to go. I guess I need to put the farmer's workshop inside the pasture. [b]:|[/b] Now the game is telling me I can't turn it into cloth until I have 15,000 units. I have 6. That was my only llama. Guess this strange-mood dwarf is gonna be sealed up into a room to die.

Fuck. Brand new fort, no monsters in sight besides some camels, pretty good location overall except for one thing, NO FUCKING PLANTS. So I have to make do with having 3 beds until a caravan shows up so i can purchase all of their wood with a metric fuckton of stone crafts.

I think it's kind of fun making it harder to get some ores. Like when I see people using programs to see where all the good ore was in the game I thought that was lame. Where's the fun in that?

[img]http://img510.imageshack.us/img510/4727/ss20110221140852.png[/img] Awesome.

[QUOTE=Loofiloo;28180217] Now the game is telling me I can't turn it into cloth until I have 15,000 units. I have 6. That was my only llama. [/QUOTE] The 15 thousand thing just means you need 15 thread.

[QUOTE=nmagain;28185427][img_thumb]http://img510.imageshack.us/img510/4727/ss20110221140852.png[/img_thumb] Awesome.[/QUOTE] Shit's gonna so hit the fan.

[QUOTE=Falchion;28185603]Shit's gonna so hit the fan.[/QUOTE] Right after I make some swords [img]http://img413.imageshack.us/img413/1361/ss20110221143120.png[/img]

My broker is a fucking idiot. I make sure he has nothing to do except trade when the caravan arrives and he still refused to trade, standing around with 'no job', resulting in the death of several dwarves from hunger/thirst. (I settled in on an evil mountain in a rocky wasteland.) I swear I'm moments away from getting a message like: Urist McBroker cancels eat: too hungry.

Deconstruct the depot to get all the goods

[QUOTE=nmagain;28185852]Deconstruct the depot to get all the goods[/QUOTE] I would, but it's a dwarven caravan, and they'd count that as seizing the goods. (due to how it checks how to see if goods were taken)

[QUOTE=Pokey McFork;28186354]I would, but it's a dwarven caravan, and they'd count that as seizing the goods. (due to how it checks how to see if goods were taken)[/QUOTE] They won't count it as seizing [editline]21st February 2011[/editline] i just struck hfs and im having fun [editline]21st February 2011[/editline] i lost

[QUOTE=nmagain;28187293]They won't count it as seizing [/QUOTE] they will.

Oh, okay then.

[QUOTE=Orkel;28171210]Stone age simulation where you get ravaged by advanced iron-clad goblins every now and then with no materials to fight them with.[/QUOTE] except stones

how do i scroll through the farm plot menu to change the plant type to grow? i thought it was alt+arrow keys but it's not working. [editline]21st February 2011[/editline] never mind

[QUOTE=nmagain;28185427][img_thumb]http://img510.imageshack.us/img510/4727/ss20110221140852.png[/img_thumb] Awesome.[/QUOTE] Is this something new? WTF is it?

[QUOTE=Kylel999;28192194]Is this something new? WTF is it?[/QUOTE] demonic fortress underground full of zombies

Just got some humanite, going to make a gauntlet that every dwarf has to go through, errbody will be RIPPED shit'll be CASH.

[QUOTE=nmagain;28192241]demonic fortress underground full of zombies[/QUOTE] Ohh, it's a fortress. Never personally encountered one.

I've had two dorfs die in the construction of a well.

[QUOTE=Pokey McFork;28185514]The 15 thousand thing just means you need 15 thread.[/QUOTE] Oh, that's a relief. I still didn't have enough to save my dwarf from going stark raving mad, but at least now I know it isn't some error on Toady's part, putting 15,000 instead of 15

[QUOTE=Loofiloo;28193432]Oh, that's a relief. I still didn't have enough to save my dwarf from going stark raving mad, but at least now I know it isn't some error on Toady's part, putting 15,000 instead of 15[/QUOTE] It just takes in account decimals, I think because thread, etc might be able to be used partly, so you would have to use decimals.

Toady added that after saying that he wasn't happy how shortswords and all other weaponry required 1 log of wood to be made into a handle.

[QUOTE=nmagain;28192241]demonic fortress underground full of zombies[/QUOTE] and with an adamantine sword in the middle, when taken, causes a lot of Happy Fun Stuff.

Carve logs into a batch of "handles?" Then we can have handles of wood, metal, bone, etc.

[QUOTE=Canuhearme?;28193703]Carve logs into a batch of "handles?" Then we can have handles of wood, metal, bone, etc.[/QUOTE] That would be amazing. Kill a horde of goblins using swords made from their iron with handles made from their bones.

can anyone teach me how to play? the tutorials are really confusing

Who wants a dwarf named after them in my fort? I can't guarantee that you'll get any specific job or that you'll be male.

[QUOTE=Loofiloo;28196791]Who wants a dwarf named after them in my fort? I can't guarantee that you'll get any specific job or that you'll be male.[/QUOTE] Make me a woodcutter, if you can

[QUOTE=Loofiloo;28196791]Who wants a dwarf named after them in my fort? I can't guarantee that you'll get any specific job or that you'll be male.[/QUOTE] That would be great.