Dwarf Fortress v13 - Orkel looses a roaring laughter, fell and terrible! - Games

Oh crap, another beserker. Calm the fuck down, you dickdorfs.

[QUOTE=GeneralFredrik;28784725]Orkel: Does it matter if I have Legacy version or the SDL?[/QUOTE] ..yes The pack is made for SDL (which you should use anyways) [editline]24th March 2011[/editline] [QUOTE=acds;28784731]That has been pretty much the standard finisher for nearly all fist-fights I've seen so far. Usually they first soften them up then jam the skull through their brains.[/QUOTE] I upped the relsize of skulls so that silly punch-deaths don't happen most of the time.

[QUOTE=Orkel;28784837]..yes The pack is made for SDL (which you should use anyways)[/QUOTE] Oh, I didn't know there were a difference. Thanks <3

[QUOTE=GeneralFredrik;28784849]Oh, I didn't know there were a difference. Thanks <3[/QUOTE] There are huge differences. SDL runs better, has more options, is built on OpenGL and has screen resizing and stuff like that. Legacy is basically pre-2010 but Toady still makes a secondary version for that for every DF ver that comes out, so older PCs might play it better.

[QUOTE=Orkel;28784837]I upped the relsize of skulls so that silly punch-deaths don't happen most of the time.[/QUOTE] And for this I love you more than words can say!

[img]http://gyazo.com/785a0121624900a283739f70b0ff768f.png[/img] Why do I have so little points? I haven't spent very many at all.

Oh crap, this bowyer is slaughtering everyone. Fuck.

[quote=8Bitlord]Why do I have so little points? I haven't spent very many at all.[/quote] You are given unnecessary items by default, press tab to go to items and delete axes, rope, buckets (basically everything except an anvil) then add a wooden training axe for woodcutting and lots of food, booze and one male and one female dog. Then you should have enough points for you dwarves unless you've gone over budget.

Oh god another berserker. Oh fuck stop dying you fagets

[QUOTE=AnotherGuy;28785019]You are given unnecessary items by default, press tab to go to items and delete axes, rope, buckets (basically everything except an anvil) then add a wooden training axe for woodcutting and lots of food, booze and one male and one female dog. Then you should have enough points for you dwarves unless you've gone over budget.[/QUOTE] But that is bug abusing. I don`t like doing that.

[QUOTE=TheHypnotoad;28784882]And for this I love you more than words can say![/QUOTE] Not sure though if it works, I don't remember the exact value that they should be to stop those kind of deaths. So I just put something higher than default. Try it out in the arena with two dwarves fistfighting. If the changes work, they should take longer than usual to die.

I dream of a time when dwarves wont magically kill eachother with their fists and the fights will end once one passes out and gets his throat kicked in.

[QUOTE=Falchion;28785497]I dream of a time when dwarves wont magically kill eachother with their fists and the fights will end once one passes out and gets his throat kicked in.[/QUOTE] Well to be fair fist fights can be very dangerous in real life too, a well placed fist to the head can kill a person. The problem here though is that every single fist-fight ends like that.

So .. many.. beserkers. Looks like this fortress is goin' down.

[QUOTE=Antary;28785047]But that is bug abusing. I don`t like doing that.[/QUOTE] Bug abusing? How so?

Bugs noticed in .22 so far according to DF forums: Muddied tiles/grass + dug stairs + water causes the stairs to disappear and block the water flow. Buckets can sometimes carry thousands of water ( see [url]http://www.img.ie/images/0c2cc.png[/url] )

Fortress is down from 56 to 12 due to everyone going berserk, bodies everywhere, miasma, beserker is tearing through the ragtag military I put together to try and stop him. Plus he went berserk in a hospital and killed all the sick dorfs. :smith:

That sounds Fun.

Down to 3. Much Fun has been had. Wait, what is this? Migrants?!

Fuck, so many immigrants. I'm trying to mud up a room in the mountain to farm underground, but damn it's taking a while and those fuckers are eating everything. I designed a dwarf as hunter but the fucker hasn't been hunting anything. Do animals migrate into your area? Because I'm afraid of slaughtering those Buffalos nearby because they aren't many and killing a few probably would halt their population growth.

[QUOTE=acds;28787598]Fuck, so many immigrants. I'm trying to mud up a room in the mountain to farm underground, but damn it's taking a while and those fuckers are eating everything. I designed a dwarf as hunter but the fucker hasn't been hunting anything. Do animals migrate into your area? Because I'm afraid of slaughtering those Buffalos nearby because they aren't many and killing a few probably would halt their population growth.[/QUOTE] They do migrate, yes. [editline]24th March 2011[/editline] [QUOTE=blazingfly;28787029]Down to 3. Much Fun has been had. Wait, what is this? Migrants?![/QUOTE] awesome :v:

Woah, so much blood and bits everywhere. I think the Beserker Massacre of 255 is finally done..

Uhh guys, I have beds and this bitch of a farmer fell asleep farming... WHY?

[QUOTE=8BitLord;28787811]Uhh guys, I have beds and this bitch of a farmer fell asleep farming... WHY?[/QUOTE] Did you make the beds rooms? Press q, go over bed, then r, then set the bed size and finish the room off.

[QUOTE=Orkel;28787988]Did you make the beds rooms? Press q, go over bed, then r, then set the bed size and finish the room off.[/QUOTE] Yep.

The new cave moss and fungus that appears on soil fort floors is nice. Makes it colourful after growing for some time, and can be eaten by animals that need food like cows etc. [img]http://horobox.co.uk/u/Orkel_1301030422.png[/img]

The partial aftermath of the massacre. :smith: [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/XkgJ1.png[/IMG] [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/HFUk2.png[/IMG] Are you fucking shitting me.

[QUOTE=blazingfly;28788015]The partial aftermath of the massacre. :smith: [img_thumb]http://i.imgur.com/XkgJ1.png[/img_thumb] [img_thumb]http://i.imgur.com/HFUk2.png[/img_thumb] Are you fucking shitting me.[/QUOTE] DF [i]loves[/i] to give a big "fuck you" to players that think they've survived some major catastrophe.

[QUOTE=Orkel;28787721]They do migrate, yes. [/QUOTE] Then the mountain shall run red with Buffalo blood.

Is this game easy to get to grips with?