Elona - Hilarious Roguelike - Games

I lol'ed at "your anatomy skill increased" and " your short sword skill increased" in the like third pic about genes.

[QUOTE=sami-pso][media]http://youtube.com/watch?v=eOF89pSZHPg[/media][/QUOTE] I LOVE JAPAN! THEY ARE HILLARIOUS

Well how do I get corpses like the one at the start?

Kill stuff.

Okay. Thanks for answering my questions guys. I also made a trainer so you can cheat. Just click my screenshot. [url=http://willhostforfood.com/access.php?fileid=27947] [img]http://i38.tinypic.com/oup54g.jpg[/img][/url]

Illegal Empire GOATSE?!

Empire Goatse

Goatse...

[QUOTE=Dyed Brownie]Okay. Thanks for answering my questions guys. I also made a trainer so you can cheat. Just click my screenshot. [url=http://willhostforfood.com/access.php?fileid=27947] [img]http://i38.tinypic.com/oup54g.jpg[/img][/url][/QUOTE] FYI, health one fails.

This game hurts my head...

Bah, I got myself a mutated trait which teleports me around randomly. :argh:

I accidentally wished for a Iron maiden and killed myself with it :v:

What are music tickets for?

[QUOTE=why]I accidentally wished for a Iron maiden and killed myself with it :v:[/QUOTE] You should have ran for the hills. :v:

I keep dying all the time :argh:

Don't do hunting quests outside Palmia. They'll ask you to kill cats :emo:

How do I raise my little girls disposition?

[QUOTE=Thunderhat!]How do I raise my little girls disposition?[/QUOTE] Give her engagement jewelry (Taking it away will REALLY piss her off), let her kill shit in battle, or if you find a love potion, mix it with a food item and give it to her. You'll lose 10 karma, but her relationship level goes up by 50, a full step up.

[QUOTE=KingLouis]Give her engagement jewelry (Taking it away will REALLY piss her off), let her kill shit in battle, or if you find a love potion, mix it with a food item and give it to her. You'll lose 10 karma, but her relationship level goes up by 50, a full step up.[/QUOTE] How2mix

Where do I get a cart from? If it was in the starting home, I probably threw it away :(

I seriously think all the people here are playing this game just because you can impregnate a little girl... :q: I know i do :q:

Where can I identify all my stuff? It once worked in the town below your cave but now I can't find somebody who does :( I have tons of stuff but everything is just wort 1GP and it says I have to identify it first.

Look for a store with a cloak as icon. The girl in the bright blue can identify.

Aah, thanks :) Now I need money :( I spent nearly all my money on identifying a machinegun because I thought it would bring some money. Now I get 4 GP for it -.- [b]Edit:[/b] Why is everything so expensive? It's like gold grows on trees and everybody but me can harvest it. Now after my identification failure, some robberys and deaths I have about 80 GP. I don't have enough money to eat!? I now starved one time, a second time is going to happen because I don't know where to get food :( I simply die before I can do shit. The animals don't have any meat.

Look for delivery jobs and escort jobs. You can take any deliver job as long as you think you have enough days to finish it. Same goes with escort. try not to do the usual escorts though. Look for the ones on the last page usually that most of the time involves someone's parents being poisoned or something. No assassins in those and bucket loads of money.

I think I have to start again. Day after day I starve to death. I'll try those jobs, tanks :)

You can also eat those api nuts. Also, once you got some cash, hire some slaves at derpy and goto puppy cave. Only kill everything in around the exit. Exit and re-enter. Everything respawns. infinite chances for food and equipment.

Where do I find my cart? Figured it out, nevermind.

[QUOTE=EvilZombi]How2mix[/QUOTE] Shift+b = Blend.

Okay, that was about the creepiest thing in a video game ever. I found a jar of milk of little girl (don't ask) and after identifying I could trade it to an old adventurer for a unique amulet which I later sold for 16300.