Elona - Hilarious Roguelike - Games

And suddenly Nerfer2 realized... Facepunch is full of pedos.

No seriously how do i activate a bed and how do i impress the little girl? [img]http://d2k5.com/sa_emots/emot-q.gif[/img]

[QUOTE=AteBitLord;15953281]No seriously how do i activate a bed and how do i impress the little girl? [img]http://d2k5.com/sa_emots/emot-q.gif[/img][/QUOTE] When on top of a bed: [Space] -> [Enter] (On the bed) Don't know about the later. Wiki: [url]http://elona.wikia.com/wiki/Elona_Wiki[/url]

Is it just me.. Or.. Or is my house outside? What?

oh yes, to me, this game might as well be named BATTLEFRANK: MASS RAPIST (also murders!) Provided I can rape and murder people, which considering this is a roguelike, probably.

Got it working, except it wants me to use a keypad, while i'm on a laptop.

I'm stuck at the screen where I have to roll my stats.. Pathetic I know, but how do I get past this damned screen? The esc key just puts me back one page.

[QUOTE=hunter_killah;15954303]I'm stuck at the screen where I have to roll my stats.. Pathetic I know, but how do I get past this damned screen? The esc key just puts me back one page.[/QUOTE] -Snip- Obvious as hell proceed button isn't it?

Try reading.

It doesn't look like there's an option to change controls, which makes this unplayable.

[QUOTE=Parakon;15954930]It doesn't look like there's an option to change controls, which makes this unplayable.[/QUOTE] You obviously have never played a roguelike.

[QUOTE=Parakon;15954930]It doesn't look like there's an option to change controls, which makes this unplayable.[/QUOTE] Oh lawdy.

[QUOTE=AteBitLord;15954940]You obviously have never played a roguelike.[/QUOTE] That's weird, because I have, you tool. No where under the description of a roguelike does it say "Oh yeah they never ever let you remap keys." different roguelikes have different controls so how does that mean that some might not have the option to change them? Way to be an internet cool guy.

[QUOTE=Parakon;15955239]That's weird, because I have, you tool.[/QUOTE] No roguelike I have played lets you change controls.

[QUOTE=AteBitLord;15955321]No roguelike I have played lets you change controls.[/QUOTE] No roguelike I've played requires I use the keypad so I've never tried to remap keys, it's not like it's impossible so next time don't be such a moronic douche.

[QUOTE=Parakon;15955395]No roguelike I've played requires I use the keypad so I've never tried to remap keys, it's not like it's impossible so next time don't be such a moronic douche.[/QUOTE] Huh? You can use the arrow keys.

[QUOTE=Parakon;15955395]No roguelike I've played requires I use the keypad so I've never tried to remap keys, it's not like it's impossible so next time don't be such a moronic douche.[/QUOTE] Elona does not require you to use the keypad. Kthxbai.

god damn it I have most of it figured out, I just CAN'T PICK SHIT UP I WANT THE 4k GOLD!

[IMG]http://i396.photobucket.com/albums/pp46/Parakon/fuuuu.png[/IMG] The tutorial's a piece of shit.

[QUOTE=Parakon;15955620][IMG]http://i396.photobucket.com/albums/pp46/Parakon/fuuuu.png[/IMG] The tutorial's a piece of shit.[/QUOTE] Yeah, I don't even know how to pick shit up.

[QUOTE=Battlefrank1111;15955606]god damn it I have most of it figured out, I just CAN'T PICK SHIT UP I WANT THE 4k GOLD![/QUOTE] g

[QUOTE=Battlefrank1111;15955678]Yeah, I don't even know how to pick shit up.[/QUOTE] It says right there in that screenshot. Hurr. Also, why would you not want to use keypad if you had the option of cursor keys or keypad? Keypad lets you move diagonally.. Far less moves for the same action.. Like, if I wanted to get past a person, or had to because I was going to die if I didn't run the fuck away from this fucking dragon or w/e, you would be fucked in this situation unless you could walk diagonally: [code] ########### #.......... #.######### #.######### #.######### #t@..D..... ########### [/code] @ = You D = Fucking Dragon t = Random piece of crap that is in your way. Doesn't really matter what the fuck it is. It is going to get you killed by a fucking dragon unless you walk diagonally past it. . = Ground # = Walls

[QUOTE=AteBitLord;15955688]g[/QUOTE] THANK YOU! and yeah, the tutorial's shit.

[QUOTE=Battlefrank1111;15955706]THANK YOU! and yeah, the tutorial's shit.[/QUOTE] Maybe if you read it. You know, because it tells you right in that screenshot that guy posted HOW TO PICK SHIT UP. [editline]10:51PM[/editline] [QUOTE=Parakon;15955620][IMG]http://i396.photobucket.com/albums/pp46/Parakon/fuuuu.png[/IMG] The tutorial's a piece of shit.[/QUOTE] You're lucky it even has a fucking tutorial. Other roguelikes would throw you in and be like HAVE FUN MOTHER FUCKER, and then lock the door behind you.

[QUOTE=Skwee;15955701]It says right there in that screenshot. Hurr. Also, why would you not want to use keypad if you had the option of cursor keys or keypad? Keypad lets you move diagonally.. Far less moves for the same action.. Like, if I wanted to get past a person, or had to because I was going to die if I didn't run the fuck away from this fucking dragon or w/e, you would be fucked in this situation unless you could walk diagonally: [code] ########### #.......... #.######### #.######### #.######### #t@..D..... ########### [/code] @ = You D = Fucking Dragon t = Random piece of crap that is in your way. Doesn't really matter what the fuck it is. It is going to get you killed by a fucking dragon unless you walk diagonally past it. . = Ground # = Walls[/QUOTE] I'm on a laptop, hence no keypad, I guess i'm fucked in that situation now, the reason I even wanted to change it was because the tutorial told me I needed a keypad to eat the beggar, which I couldn't do. I went back into it and hit ? and saw that son of a bitch was lying to me. Playing it now. [QUOTE=Skwee;15955727] You're lucky it even has a fucking tutorial. Other roguelikes would throw you in and be like HAVE FUN MOTHER FUCKER, and then lock the door behind you.[/QUOTE] I'd rather that, the tutorial was what fucked me up, without it I would've just figured it out instead of being told to press keys I didn't have. The controls are only slightly different from IVAN or net hack.

[QUOTE=Parakon;15955775]I'm on a laptop, hence no keypad, I guess i'm fucked in that situation now, the reason I even wanted to change it was because the tutorial told me I needed a keypad to eat the beggar, which I couldn't do. I went back into it and hit ? and saw that son of a bitch was lying to me. Playing it now. I'd rather that, the tutorial was what fucked me up, without it I would've just figured it out instead of being told to press keys I didn't have. The controls are only slightly different from IVAN or net hack.[/QUOTE] Okay. Have fun then! :P I really suck at this game by the way. I have died like 30 times and I am only level 2.

[QUOTE=Skwee;15956047]Okay. Have fun then! :P I really suck at this game by the way. I have died like 30 times and I am only level 2.[/QUOTE] I am level 5 and I have only died once, you really do suck [img]http://d2k5.com/sa_emots/emot-v.gif[/img]

now to figure out how to gain health/levels/etc.

[QUOTE=AteBitLord;15956068]I am level 5 and I have only died once, you really do suck [img]http://d2k5.com/sa_emots/emot-v.gif[/img][/QUOTE] Kinda hard to live when you are all like O HAI GUY I CAN WORK LOL and he is all like I WILL PAY j00 4000 MONIES FOR KILL THESE GUUYZ, then I am like OKAY. [img]http://img39.imageshack.us/img39/3566/uhoh1.png[/img] FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU [editline]11:30PM[/editline] Also, I like air drumming to the music in this game.

What does "Teach Words" do for my little girl...? [editline]02:52AM[/editline] Also, how do I get yen? [editline]03:04AM[/editline] Oh shit, I got a wish from my little girl drinking out of the well, I don't know what to wish for.